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‘Whoa…’ I can finally breathe a little easier. ‘It’s not like we only exchanged a few words for a long time.’

Seriously, if I had known in advance that I would meet an apostle by picking this dildo, I would never have picked it, regardless of its stamina stat or nabal.

Receiving the attention of an apostle was not a very pleasant thing, either good or bad.

I sigh deeply at the thought that my life at the tower is going to get a little more complicated in the future.

Yurina still remains silent, perhaps because she hasn’t woken up yet. When I checked the dildo plugged in, I was able to see the information window that was clearer than before.

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Name: [Challenger’s Dildo]

Grade: E

Category: Weapon

Wearing conditions: Tower Challenger

Attack power: 7

Durability: 100%

Vigor + 3

-It is a gift from the tower to the challenger. It’s an ordinary dildo, but it’s sturdy.

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‘Did the apostle use his hand? what… It was all expected anyway.’

[The challenger has been assigned an appropriate party member.]

[5 minutes later, the third tutorial begins.]

[Kill the hobgoblin by working with your assigned party member.]

[04:59]

The system seemed to recognize that I had returned, and assigned me the same party member as the Apostle had said when I chose the [Bunary Weapon].

Three dolls appeared around me.

okay. doll.

It is modeled after a human body, but has no face. It had a somewhat comical appearance, but it reminded me of the apostle I had just seen and gave me goosebumps.

The members of the party include one main tank carrying a tower shield, an archer, and a priest.

Of course, this was important, but there was one thing more important.

“Keeek—!!!!!”

“Hmm, you bastard. It looks scary once you see it.”

His force and size are on a completely different level from the goblin I saw in the first room. I feel overwhelmed by the sight of a figure that is two heads taller than me.

I said this was enough to win, but when I saw the guy’s ugly face drooling at me and my party members, I was afraid that I could really win.

(Aww… so noisy. Master? You’re back!)

Just before I was overcome with fear and mentally collapsed, Yurina’s voice sounded like a miracle.

I really managed to come to my senses.

“Uh huh. Are you okay?”

(I feel like I had a long sleep… Thanks to that, I feel completely fine now!)

“Then I’m glad. There will be a battle soon. Get ready.”

(Of course! Swing me as much as you want! Let’s crush my ugly face!)

I wondered what if she was shaking in fear because of what Sado had done, but she didn’t seem to remember what happened with Sado in the fourth tutorial.

On the contrary, my body feels refreshed and my tension is heightened, giving me strength, which relieves my tension and makes me smile.

It was me who was shaking with fear, not her.

[03:26]

Dang. Dang. Time continued to shrink, but I no longer found it terrifying.

“ Kerre- !!! Big!!”

I just carefully observe the tied up guy and think of his weaknesses, or think about how I should act in order to get along with my party members.

[02:12]

The part that can be said to be its weak point is that, unlike its bulky upper body, its lower body is a bit weak.

In particular, if you focus your attack on the ankle area, you will be able to effectively take away his mobility.

[00:57]

My current position is right behind the tank, in the second row.

As soon as the battle starts, you will receive the buff given by the healer and run with the tank.

The advantage of a melee dealer is high attack power. However, it has the disadvantage of being easily exposed to enemy attacks.

So the timing when I should put in a deal is… .

[00:01]

[00:00]

“Kooo!!! I will crush everything!!”

[Party member 3 has received a buff. -Haste]

[Agility stat increases by 5!]

[Party member 3 has received a buff. -Strength]

[Strength stat increases by 5!]

Tadadadadak-!

A healer who applies buffs to me as soon as the battle begins, according to the plan planned in advance.

I was amazed at how much lighter my body had become, and ran towards the Hobgoblin with the tanker.

Kuung-! Kuuuung-!!!

The hobgoblin, whose body was free, did not stay still, but instead kicked the ground and ran towards me.

If it were me who couldn’t do anything before, I would have been so scared that I would have stood frozen and been killed.

But not now.

‘Even if you look like this, you’re still a possessed person!’

“Cooo-!!!”

The tanker next to me lets out a scream.

This is a skill that almost all tanks have, and the reason why tanks are essential for party hunting.

Provocation skill.

Commonly referred to as aggro, it was a skill that turned the attention of monsters towards the tank.

“Keeek!!! I’ll kill you!!!!”

As expected, the Hobgoblin, which was only physically strong but whose intelligence was not much different from that of ordinary goblins, was properly caught by the tanker’s provocation, and its hostility towards me was returned to the tanker.

Kaaang-!!!

The hobgoblin extends its vicious fist and strikes the tanker’s tower shield.

indeed. No matter how many stats have been nerfed, a hobgoblin is still a hobgoblin.

With one punch from the guy, the tank was pushed back about three steps, and seeing that he was being healed by the healer, it seemed like his stamina was also greatly reduced.

The Hobgoblin immediately loaded his fist as if preparing for the next attack… Until there.

It was time to pay the price for daring to forget me and show my back.

“Hmm—!!”

He grabbed the dildo stuck in Yurina’s pussy and hit the guy’s left Achilles tendon with all his might.

Ugh-!!!!

“Kaaa!!!! Scream!! Keeek-!!!”

The effect was amazing!

As expected, the attack power is 33. I never thought an Achilles tendon could rupture in one hit.

The guy fell down on his left knee, and I didn’t stop there.

Unlike the heavy greatsword, my weapon is the lightweight Onahole.

Of course, a quick quick attack was possible, and the Achilles heel on the other side of Hobgoblin, who was trying to get up somehow, was also taken.

“ Kerr !!!! Kiyaaagh-!!!”

Kuung-!

Hobgoblin is instantly unable to fight. I fell down with a terrible scream, but that didn’t mean the raid was over.

Pushut – Kwajik!!

Because the target was fixed because of me, it was the perfect environment for the archer to deal.

A powerful power shot that required charging was directly thrown into the Hobgoblin’s pot.

Long streams of green blood soaked the floor, and the hobgoblin was in pain as the arrow pierced his eye.

‘and… You got hit by that and you’re still alive? ‘You’re crazy.’

I can’t believe that it has been nerfed.

(Master!! It’s now!)

Oops. Before I knew it, I was thinking about something else during the battle.

Even if everyone is dying, being careless in a tower where anything can happen means death.

Still, I thought I had grown quite a bit, but I guess I still have a long way to go.

Of course, it’s best if I hit the last hit.

Grasp the handle (dildo) tightly and run to the hobgoblin, who is lying on the floor and squirming. I ground the earthen pot as is.

Kwasik—!!

Its destructive power is incomparable to that of an arrow fired by an archer.

My head was completely shattered.

I thought it would be strong, but… I never thought it would be like this. No matter how you look at it, it wasn’t a scene that could have appeared in a tutorial.

The hobgoblin’s heads (what were) were flying out in all directions, and green blood was flying out along with the brain pulp.

After its head was cut off, it seemed to wriggle a little, but then it turned into ash and disappeared.

Likewise, the temporary party members who had fought together just now also disappeared.

However, I was left speechless for a while and couldn’t get out of the lingering feeling, which was of a slightly different genre than what I felt in the first tutorial room.

Attacking Hobgoblins by working together with party members. In the end, you end up smashing the guy’s head directly.

[Your level has increased by 1! (Lv.2 ⇒ Lv.3)]

[Use stat points to raise your stats!]

The message that my level had risen came to mind, but my hands were still shaking slightly from the thrill of it.

I was deeply troubled as to whether I was such a violent person.

(Uh… master? What are you thinking?)

“Huh? iced coffee… I was confident, but it seemed like it was easier than I thought.”

(Ahem! Now do you see how awesome I am?)

“Okay. Did I fight on my own this time?”

Even though I said that, I had already felt Yurina’s greatness.

I was able to breathe until now thanks to her presence, not only because of her outrageous attack power, but also because she taught me the perfect countermeasure at the right time.

If it weren’t for her, I probably would have died screaming at the sight of a goblin in the first room, right?

I gently pat Yurina, who is whimpering in response to my remarks.

“Just kidding. Just kidding. Is there anything you want?”

(Ugh… Whoa, is that what you want? Umm – cumming five times in a row?)

“How do you cum five times in a row? My dick will all come off.”

I almost lost my back after ejaculating three times in a row, but five times.

Even though my stamina stat increased by 3 thanks to the dildo, I first had doubts about whether it was possible.

(I like it anyway. The master’s cock feels much better than this dildo.)

“Umm… Well, I understand for now.”

[Congratulations. You have cleared all tutorials!]

[Would you like to move to the tower lobby?]

[Y/N]

A system message that appears after defeating a hobgoblin.

It seemed like if I pressed Y, I would be taken straight to the tower lobby, which was a safe area.

I pressed Y without hesitation… I tried to do it.

“Wait a minute. Come to think of it… How can I get around like this?”

Of course, there will be not only me but other challengers in the tower lobby.

The first thing they do is observe others and decide whether or not to have them as party members.

If other challengers see me… and. Fuck.

A person who sticks a dildo into his onahole and carries it around like a weapon.

No matter what they thought of me, it was a video.

Inventory? TOP is not kind enough to give away such a miracle for free.

However, Yurina could not be unsummoned like a summoned beast. We have to carry these hideous things around without moving.

Wouldn’t he be accused of being a pervert and immediately killed? I was seriously worried.

“Ugh. It’s my friend.”

My dream of party hunting with other challengers was completely shattered after becoming [Onahole Master].

The destiny is to overcome the tower’s ordeal without moving.

Growling-!!

Ah, I understand. Stop looking.

I need to fill my stomach first.

I moved my finger and pressed Y.

[3 seconds later, move to the tower lobby.]

[Be careful of flashing lights and dizziness.]

Soon, familiar letters came to mind, and after getting used to it, I closed my eyes and relaxed my body.