episode_0008

“It will happen again! That won’t happen!”

“I won’t.”

It’s been several dozen minutes since Mecha Kucha got scolded. No matter how pretty Sofia is, I’m sick of her anymore. I keep saying I won’t do that, but why do I keep scolding him? Are you not conveying my sincerity?

I guess it’s safer because it’s not sincere. Honestly, I really enjoyed my first sex in real life. That wasn’t an ordinary person, but a beautiful elf.

If I get the chance, I’ll use Getting Pregnant. No matter how much Sophia nags, I can’t stop her.

“Then… um…”

Sophia didn’t say anything, but she let out a sigh. Then he looked at me.

“Are you upset?”

“Yes? No.”

I really didn’t get upset. If you get upset over things like this, you’re not an adult, you’re a child. In fact, I’m even grateful for the opportunity to have sex with an elf.

“I’m sorry… Was I too harsh?”

“No, really…”

uh? Isn’t this situation a win-win situation? Let’s take advantage of Sophia’s guilt.

“Honestly, it was harsh.”

“Uh… I guess it was like that. Sorry. It’s not because I hate you, but I don’t know what will happen if I do that again when I battle with other minions, and…”

“What else.”

“Because I didn’t want to lose you to another god… Today, Dohoyo passed by, but you never know…”

aha. I nagged you because I was worried. Do it. If there is no love, there is no nagging. They say it because they all have affection.

“Well, you know. I’m sorry…”

“Then can you give me a hug?”

“Huh? Ugh! of course! Come here!”

Sophia awkwardly spread her arms. You gave me a good hug earlier, but now you’re asking me why you’re so shy. I hugged her as she hesitated.

“Hiyu!”

Sophia’s body trembled with tension. My breasts, which were part of my body, were also pounding with sweetness. Is this really true? Your breasts are so big that you have to extend your arms all the way to cover your back.

Big breasts are invincible and divine.

“Enough now…?”

“Yes.”

I enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed it. Let’s wait for the next opportunity.

After falling, Sophia checked her clothes. I stretched out the one-piece dress, and every time I did that, I could see the nipples in the middle of my chest.

You call that a kkoktukttu, right? It sucks. Looking at Evrande’s raw breasts, they look even worse than when I saw them. I guess it’s true that they are more erotic when they are slightly covered than when they are naked.

But Sophia touches the chest area for too long?

“Sophia?”

“Ah, ah! hmm! anyway! Is that enough now?”

“Yes.”

“Can we fight more? Although my physical strength has recovered, I read that it will also consume your mental power, so don’t send it into fights in succession.”

“Where?”

“I saw it in the New Cost tip post!”

“Can I see it too? Even actions I dislike may be listed as tips.”

“Is that so?”

Sophia made the screen again. This time, you can also see the community name. I expected a site name like CC, Hemco, or Goddess Generation, but it was a boring name like ‘God’s Play’.

On the right, there is a nickname and an alarm. Sophia’s nickname is ‘Strongest Newbie’?

“Don’t look!”

Sophia hastily covered up her nickname. Seeing that even her ears were bright red, I wondered if her chest was also red.

Or maybe my butt was red like a monkey. Oh, your butt turns red when you hit it. The day when my wish will come true later. Sophia’s ass is going to be on fire.

“I didn’t see anything. The strongest newbie.”

“Haaagh!”

“It’s not even a cat, so why are you yelling at me? Although it is prettier and cuter than a cat.”

“Lower…”

Sophia sinks. While she was talking, I clicked on the alarm.

[Newbie bulletin board blocking notification]

[Blocking period: 7 days]

[Reason: Beatik]

“Ah.”

“Ah.”

“…So, why don’t you use biting in moderation.”

“But, I was so happy to see your talent that I stopped…”

“Then there is nothing we can do.”

Honestly, if it were me, I would have made a biting noise. No, it would have attracted more aggro. As much as he showed off his evil skills in the game, he also went on a rampage in the community.

“I will tell you how to be deceived without being blocked.”

“Really? Uh, wait. How do you learn it and teach it?”

“…Let’s check the article. Can I see the tip even if I don’t log in?”

“Don’t change your mind!”

I manipulated Sophia’s screen to display a tip.

[Newbie Trainer Perfect Strategy Part 1!]

[index]

[One. Get good minions.]

[2. Understanding a minion’s aptitude.]

[3. Cultivating minions.]

[4. Trainer’s mindset.]

“I already got a good minion, so let’s look at number 2.”

“Good… minion…?”

“I should have gone to Dohoyo.”

“Ahh! Sorry! Yohan is the best minion!”

I should have done that a long time ago. I tried to push away Sophia who was clinging to me, but I stopped because of her chest.

How can you refuse the charms of a girl with busty breasts? If there’s a guy like that, he’s either a eunuch or gay. No, since Sophia is a goddess, she may work miracles that make eunuchs stand and turn gays into heterosexuals.

[If you are a god who has raised a lot of minions, you can figure out their aptitude at a glance, but it is difficult for newbies. The simplest way to determine aptitude is through race and talent!]

[Dwarves are usually good at making items. Sometimes there are dwarves who are not good at blacksmithing, but this is not trash. It’s awesome. It has higher strength and stamina than the average species, so it is perfect to raise as a tanking warrior. As will be explained later, it is very suitable for draining the opponent’s minions’ health, magic power, and skills.]

Dwarves are like this. There were many explanations about other races, but I skipped them all and looked for the human section.

[Perhaps there are no newbie trainers who have humans as their first minions, right? Because I said in the first item never to choose a human.]

“Sophia?”

“But! Yohan even defeated the elf! Even Evrande was an elf from a prestigious family!”

“Then is he also a member of a prestigious family?”

I picked up the egg that was loosely rolling around on the floor.

“Ah, that’s right. How do they hatch? Should I buy an incubator?”

“Wasn’t it listed in the tip?”

“I don’t know. Let’s find it together later.”

“Yes.”

Let’s finish reading the tips.

[Still, there will be newbies who use humans as minions, so I’ll let you know. You may have purchased a human in pursuit of romance, but it is not an easy path. There are many cases where there is no talent, so what should we do at best? If you have more than one, congratulations! If you save a human with two or more talents, you’re not a newbie! He’s a decent mid-level trainer!]

“You heard that, right? I made Johan, who has three talents, my minion!”

“Yayyyy.”

[Humans are so versatile that it is difficult to determine their aptitude. What if you try to tap into an area where you have talent and people don’t like it? Then don’t do it. Humans are complex creatures, and if we are asked to do something we don’t like, we won’t be able to grow. First, try combat and crafting once. If they don’t like both, teach them magic or martial arts, etc. If they don’t like these either, teach them skills related to mechanical civilization. Hate everything? congratulations. The newbie’s first minion is a junk. Throw it away.]

“If you are dissatisfied with all of the above, shouldn’t you abandon other races, not just humans? I wrote down the obvious facts at length.”

“Sure.”

I also looked at the human part of the third item, training minions, but it only said to keep doing what you’re good at. Other races have been designated in detail, saying something about efficient routes, but why are they treated like humans?

It got annoying so I stopped looking at the trainer’s mindset. Sophia will take care of it.

“First of all, there is something I agree with.”

“Huh? What? What was it?”

“Try to order as many things as possible. I’m especially attracted to martial arts.”

“Really? But I had no martial arts talent. If you want, I can get you a basic military certificate.”

“Then thank you, but I want to do something else first. In addition to my talent, I also had dexterity. You said earlier in the Bitik article that you buy dexterous dwarves at a high price.”

“Ah. That’s right.”

“I think it’s a talent that’s helpful in production. Production is also divided into different fields, right? I would like to test which field is suitable for me.”

“If that’s the case, leave it to me!”

Sophia opened an app called ‘Hermes Mall’.

“Isn’t Hermes the god of Earth?”

“Famous gods can spread their myths to planets where newbies like me are not born. Hermes only made it to the 2nd division, but he ran a shopping mall and became much more famous than the 1st division leaguers!”

Then, the gods from not only Greek and Roman mythology but also Norse mythology, etc. would all exist. Personally, I want to meet Thor.

Because I want to show movies that were aired on Earth. How would the real Thor react to seeing his fat figure? It’s fun just to imagine it.

While I was letting my imagination run wild, Sophia bought ‘Blacksmith Introductory Set’, ‘Craft Introductory Set’, ‘Carpentry Introductory Set’, ‘Alchemy Introductory Set’…

“Wait a minute. Why are you buying so much?”

“Even though I am poor enough to not even be able to afford a minion, my John has the divinity to buy me an introductory set!”

“Oh.”

“Actually, I won the practice battle and received some money from Dohoyo. Before recruiting the minions, I made a bet on who would win.”

“Aha. If you had lost, Sophia would have become a beggar, right?”

“No! It may have been a little worn out, but it was restored in just a few months!”

You bet on a few months worth of money. I am worried that Sophia may be addicted to gambling. No matter how pretty she is, the goddess of gambling addiction… she might be okay because she has big breasts.

In the end, it’s the heart of the battle. Of course, big breasts are the best.