episode_0007

After laughing so much that my stomach hurt, I calmed down to some extent.

Even when I think about it again, he seems crazy.

“But why is your reaction so blunt? This dildo is bigger than my dick.”

As soon as I put it in, I thought I would squirt and climax, but Yurina’s voice was so cold that it felt cold.

(Can you feel it even though it’s not the master’s dick? Even if you do it this way in the first place, the attack power won’t increase?!)

“ek. really? You don’t acknowledge this?”

It’s really cool. I don’t recognize such novel ideas.

I couldn’t help but feel sad when I heard that the attack power wasn’t adding up, but it was enough to just act as a handle to swing Yurina.

It was impossible to use a dagger because it had an edge, and if the long baton broke while swinging, it would mean throwing Yurina away.

“Anyway, I’m holding on to the dildo as tightly as I can without it falling out.”

(Ugh… then it’ll break? It’s not steel, it’s wood.)

“Wow. You can tighten it that much?”

Even when Yurina went on a rampage, I thought they tightened the grip a lot, but I guess that was something they overlooked.

To the extent of breaking a tree that looks so strong… I have to behave well for the sake of my dick.

“Just enough so that it doesn’t fly away when you swing it. I’ll replace it with a stronger one later.”

(It’s okay. We’ll fight directly then.)

Why is the answer so dull?

Could it be that he was upset? Because you put a dildo in it instead of a dick?

“If you do well later, I’ll cum two more times. Let go of your anger.”

(……Please do this three times. Then I will do my best.)

“Okay call. I’ll give you a shit so let’s do our best.”

(Okay. Is this enough?)

As expected, this was the correct answer.

I grabbed the handle (dildo) and swung it around, and it seemed to be fixed so firmly that it wouldn’t fly away even if I swung it with all my might.

Finally, we are ready to fight the Hobgoblin… Not really.

There was one more thing to do.

Temporary party members are formed based on [the weapon chosen by the challenger, [□■■’s Deal□]… … .]

That is the composition of party members.

Of course, boss mobs should be captured in a party, right?

Even if I am equipped with an onahole with 33 attack power, it is extremely difficult to kill the hobgoblin alone.

Maybe I’ll get hit first and get kicked out before I even swing Yurina?

Therefore, the tower creates temporary party members to raid with and attaches them to the challenger.

For example, if the challenger chooses a shield, the challenger is considered a tank and can be a melee dealer, ranged dealer, or healer. Add three people like this.

However, even though the main character is a healer, he chose a long sword, so he was stuck as a tank, ranged dealer, and healer.

The protagonist was quite embarrassed, but easily caught the Hobgoblin with just his skills and stats.

Anyway, to put it simply, you can think of it as a ‘tutorial on party hunting’ that you will be doing a lot in the tower from now on.

For a moment, I waited for the system’s next words, hoping to see what kind of party members it would form for me.

[Error. This weapon does not exist. Failed to create suitable temporary party members.]

‘… … ?’

What are you saying?

[Pause the third tutorial. The challenger is sent to the fourth tutorial room.]

This is the fourth tutorial. The third wasn’t the last?

No, why are you skipping it before that? You can think of it as a moderately blunt weapon!

[Beware of flashes of light and dizziness. 3… 2… .]

There were so many things I wanted to ask, but I wiped my face at the notice of the world’s resolute system.

“Ha. Fuck you.”

[…] 1. Transfer.]

Tsupat-!

Just like when I first failed the tutorial, I closed my eyes again.

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“… I never thought I would really be using this room.”

Even though I closed my eyes, I couldn’t open them properly because of the bright flash, when I heard a human voice right in front of me.

He has a neutral voice that makes it difficult to judge whether he is male or female just by looking at his voice.

It was the same even after I opened my eyes and saw the owner of the voice.

An unidentified human being wearing a round mask as white as an egg on his head, wearing a black suit, and holding a cane with a curled tip.

It was an outfit I had seen in the original.

“Are you conscious? Your name is… Kim Joo-in? Are you Korean?”

His actions and speech seem quite gentlemanly. If I were someone who didn’t know his identity, I would have been wary, but I would have slowly opened my heart without even realizing it.

Instead of his true name, which was not revealed in the original work, the title people call him is ‘Apostle of the Tower’. Or ‘the keeper of the tower’.

He is a separate person from the system that gave me missions in the tutorial room, and overall manages the tower… This is his explanation from the original work.

Other than that, the TOP relays what he said to the challengers on their behalf?

Even as someone who read the entire original work, I didn’t know exactly what he did or what he was.

But I knew his personality exactly.

“Umm… Can’t you hear me? If you are ignoring me on purpose… I hope not.”

“No! I can hear you well. The voice was so sweet that I thought I was hallucinating.”

“Ahaha! You were a witty person. To briefly introduce myself, you can think of me as the manager of the tower sent by the tower.”

phew. Thank goodness.

If I had been a little more clueless, I would have really fallen behind.

The type of person he likes the most is someone who is ‘well-mannered and well-mannered.’

On the contrary, the person I hate the most is someone who is ‘rude and tactless.’

The act of ignoring his question after hearing it was of course closer to the latter, and he was never merciful to people he disliked.

Well, in the case of the person I like, I was extremely gentlemanly and kind.

Just as a human being kills an insect that offends his nerves without thinking, he also reduces a human being to a handful of ashes if he offends him without even thinking about it.

Cold sweat runs down the back of my neck.

“Do you know why you were called here?”

“Reason… Is it because of this item?”

I lifted up the dildo that seemed to be the key to the incident.

The dildo was still attached to Yurina, but for some reason, when I entered this room, I couldn’t hear Yurina’s voice again.

“Ho… This is quite an interesting item. Even I would never have thought there were items I was seeing for the first time… .”

“Ahaha… I want to show you in detail, but I can’t leave it out.”

No matter how hard I ordered the dildo to be tightened so it wouldn’t fall out, even if I really tried to pull it out with all my might, the dildo wouldn’t come out.

The apostle said, “Hehe.” He smiled like a gentleman and gestured lightly toward Yurina.

Bong-!

Then, a dildo came out amazingly.

The part that came out was soaked with Yurina’s love juices, but it also evaporated with a single gesture from Sado.

I was so embarrassed that I didn’t have time to figure out what Sado had done to Yurina, but I didn’t have the courage to ask him what he had done, so I just kept my mouth shut.

“The child was only put to sleep for a short time, so there is no need to worry. Could you please lend me that item?”

“Ah… thank you Here.”

But perhaps it was already evident in his expression, as he waved his hand saying there was no need to worry. I handed him the dildo.

Sado looked at the dildo handed to me, rested his chin, and thought for a while, ‘Hmm…’ Ho… ‘ He made a sound that sounded like he was in agony.

Only then did I take a breath and understand the situation, but when I thought about it again, I felt so fucking embarrassed.

It was embarrassing enough to find out that my role was the ability to create an onahole and that I had chosen a dildo during the weapon selection process, but the fact that I was caught with the idea of trying to use the two as a weapon was embarrassing enough that it wouldn’t be surprising if I shamed it right away.

He still didn’t say anything and was silent for a while, but it was obvious what he was thinking of me.

I haven’t even finished the tutorial, but I’m already getting attention from the Tower’s apostle. Something like this too!

‘Fuck… From now on, there will be no party hunting with other people in my life.’

It would be better to die from being eaten by a monster than to die of embarrassment.

‘No matter what, we should form a party in the beginning, right?’ The person I thought was my past self just died of shame.

I must have been in such a state of self-destruction that I finally finished thinking when Sado spoke to me.

“There are no items in this tower that I don’t know about. Therefore, this item is extremely irregular. According to the tower’s policy, it is not possible to carelessly unlock items that do not know what danger exists… .”

I thought so. From the moment I was dragged into this room and met Sado, I knew that the dildo I had chosen would be taken away.

It would be a natural procedure for the apostle who manages the tower.

But I couldn’t help but feel unfair.

I’m not trying to use it as a weapon, but simply using Yurina as a handle to swing, but what a great effect it is to take that away.

Although there was an effect of +3 stamina, that special stat was often seen attached to other weapons.

Of course, I had no intention of clearing things up by telling the apostle these things.

So, my pot will be broken by that dildo.

I swallowed hard and waited for the apostle’s decision.

“There must be a reason why this item appeared only to you. Because there are no errors in the tower.”

“That means… ?”

“I will give it back to you. It’s not an item that ruins balance, and more than anything, it’s something that interests you. Haha.”

When he said he would return the dildo, I said nice. I was happy on the inside, but soon cooled off when I heard that he was interested in me.

In this case, a one-star officer summoned a private who had just been assigned to his unit and said, ‘I’m interested, so I’ll keep an eye on it.’ The level you said.

An even greater amount of cold sweat covered my back than when I first met the apostle, and I had no choice but to quickly reply, “Thank you.”, to avoid being filmed as I returned the dildo to the apostle.

Fuck. Even though it has already been stamped, it seems to be firmly stamped.

As I inserted the dildo back into my hand and inserted it into Yurina’s sleeping pussy, Sado let out a strange laugh.

“Hoho. Looking back, it’s a truly amazing ability. Even though there are no limits to the role… Anyway, I’ll send you back to the third tutorial room. Party members… Can you organize it based on the club?”

“Ah… yes. Thank you for your consideration.”

“No problem. It was also nice to talk to a gentleman after a long time. Then.”

Just-!

The apostle is empty until the end. I smiled and waved my hand, and I was able to return to the third tutorial room I was originally in.