episode_0007

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In a dark room where you can’t even guess the time, like a dark sea, an artificial incandescent light shines down from the ceiling.

Placed above the round spotlight on the white floor was a chair and a fragile girl struggling with tears in her eyes.

Again──. In a space where everything was silent except for the sound of low sobbing, the cheerful sound of high heels hitting the floor echoed throughout the room.

At that moment, the three servants of darkness, Ariel, Evertual, and Epheke, knelt in front of the silhouette slowly emerging from the shadows.

“──Miss, I brought him here as you instructed.”

Three mouths, one speech. The voices of three people echoing at the same time sound eerie, like a chorus of distorted noise.

Again, again, again──. However, the sound of heels pierced the three voices in a straight line and approached the center of the room without hesitation. With just that sound alone, the hierarchy of the four people in the shadows has already been clearly established.

Soon, the hand of the ‘lady’ wearing white gloves reached out from the darkness outside the light, grabbed the chin of the prisoner tied to the chair, and lifted it as if to press down on the tear-covered cheek.

“Duhuhuh… … ! I was wrong… … ! Please save me… … !”

“… … What is this guy?”

“Yes?” The three servants of darkness exchanged glances, passing responsibility to each other. “We have kidnapped the target you mentioned… … .”

Then the ‘lady’ took a deep breath, relaxed her jaw, and took off the glove on her right hand, which was smeared with tears.

Time seems to have stopped with the breath being inhaled and not exhaled. A tension as heavy as an executioner’s sword and pressure as sharp as the blade tightens the necks of the three servants.

“Ah, that’s it!!!” The ‘lady’ threw her gloves on the floor in disgust. The gloves ‘snap!’ It made a sound and fell into a circle.

“Hiii… … !! I’m sorry! I’m sorry that’s not the case!! I made a mistake again… … !”

“Kae, Miss Caroline, calm down… … ! We definitely brought the right target!”

“Not at all!! It’s completely different!!! How on earth can I confuse him with this?! What did I say!?”

“Yes?! But… … .”

“Kingchiman and Hachiman──!!! What are you going to do about this?! Can you take responsibility!? What part are you confused about?!”

The three embarrassed servants bit their lips and began to reminisce. The time goes back to two days ago, when the ‘lady’ had been groaning for several days as if she had a fever.

───

‘Mmmmm…’ … ! Ariel, Evertual, Efake! This is an order, bring that damned commoner! It’s the guy in room 609!’

‘Yes, ma’am. ‘What common people can I kidnap?’

‘If you look at him, he’s a guy who shows off as a commoner! And, and… … In your body… … .’

‘In your body?’

‘Ugh… … !’ The ‘lady’, who was as red as a boiled octopus, lowered her head. ‘It’s terrible, it’s enormous, phew, it’s ugly…’ … A hideous thing… … It’s all sweet… … uh… … .’

───

You said “!? So, the guy with something huge on his chest… … .”

“That’s not it!! It is true that it is enormous! A-ni-ra-goooo!!”

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry~!!!”

Epaik spoke carefully to the ‘lady’ who was stamping her feet and making a fuss. “Then, young lady, may I ask what kind of hideous object you are talking about? … ?”

“Eh… … .”

“Excluding this student, the other two people in Room 609 were either pink slimes with no special features, or humans with nothing special on the outside… … .”

“That’s right, lady! This girl was the only one with a hideous scar!”

“Heuheng─. I’m sorry for making you confused by wearing such an ugly thing… … .”

A look of confusion spread across the face of the ‘lady’ hiding in the dark.

“Shouldn’t you tell me exactly what you’re wearing?”

“… … Well… … therefore… … .”

The three servants persistently inquired purely with the desire to better carry out the ‘lady’s’ orders. The ‘lady’s’ face, which had turned red due to heat, was now turning bright red.

“… … ruler… … ruler… … .”

And the ‘lady’ was in agony.

The education that ‘the young lady’ has received since childhood has been only about dignity, dignity, and dignity.

Practice walking with your back straight and your shoulders confidently straight, without any hesitation. The tone of voice and speaking style that gradually pushes the other person like a frog in a pot.

The eyes that always smile with confidence, either without losing composure or arrogantly, and the way of speaking that cuts like a sharp knife but is devoid of any trace of vulgarity.

‘Knowledge only allows you to acquire skills, but dignity and charisma allow you to acquire people. A person with skills.’

There was only one mistake, but what the ‘lady’s’ father said was correct. ‘The young lady’ had no difficulty in living with only the basic broad and shallow knowledge and the charisma she had ingrained in herself.

He gained servants from the Unterdelmare family who were loyal to him no matter what, and he also gained connections in numerous social circles that followed him.

The only person he lost was himself.

“Now… … now… … .”

The language correction that has been applied from the moment of birth has constantly cut and torn up the dictionary in the ‘lady’s’ head.

‘Sh’ becomes ‘toilet’, ‘rice’ becomes ‘supper’, ‘breast’ becomes ‘chest’… … .

If even a single word was vulgar and vulgar that undermined the dignity of a noble family, an order of disapproval was issued, and the young ‘lady’ had to hide in the attic all night, trembling and crying.

Even for such a ‘lady’, there was one word that she could not learn, or even could not learn.

Male organ.

Before marriage, or even after marriage, that word was a vulgar word that should not be spoken or needed, so the father, tutor, and family members did not teach the ‘lady’ a substitute for ‘cock’… … .

The time has come when I must inevitably say those words.

“Now… … Come on, pine nuts… … .”

“Automated cybernetic rocket arm?”

“Self-powered propellant thruster panel?”

“Are you feeling merciful?”

Steam appears to be rising from the ‘lady’s’ head, which is so hot that tears boil.

“It’s a dick—! Now, ah, g-!! ruler! ji! That guy has a dick—!!!”

The girl, who was tied to a chair with three servants, looked between her legs in surprise. Luckily there was nothing. Then the three servants quickly exchanged glances.

‘Who taught you that word?’

‘I don’t know.’

‘Didn’t anyone tell you the word penis?’

‘Why didn’t you tell me to pinch you?’

The ‘lady’, with tears welling up in her eyes, picked up the gloves from the floor, shook off the dust, and put them back on her hands.

“Je, Zenjaang! Those damn common people—! I will never forgive you for bringing such shame on me… … ! We’ll see… … ! You three, take that kid and go away!! These common people!! Next time I kidnap you, it’s a stocky guy with pigtails and glasses… … No, I’m telling you to kidnap the short guy──!!”

After the ‘lady’ disappeared into the darkness outside the lights, the three servants lifted the girl, who was tied to the chair, whimpering, and returned to their original position in room 609.

And Olivia Bosworth, who had been kidnapped, thought as she was taken to her room.

‘There are three girls in our room, so who has a dick? … ?’

───

“Now, everyone, try following along! Okay, buy it! ”

“Al.” “Yes.” “Yes.” “Wow.”

“When you smile, oh─hohohoho!”

“Oh—Hohohoho!” “Hohohoho!”

“This commoner!”

“The common people!” “The common people!”

What kind of education is this?

───

The only two things I remember from today are the fact that Sammy was kidnapped in the early morning.

Another thing is that while heading to the main lecture room in the morning, I accidentally started a fight with a senior and was caught and declared war. All other memories were gone.

I’m sure I heard a lot of explanations about Deswa and whatnot, but I was so anxious and overflowing with diarrhea that it didn’t enter my mind at all.

“Pe, Penny… … Are you okay? ” Finn said this from next to me, but… … .

It’s not me that’s not okay, it’s my future self. My future self, who will be tormented by a scary senior.

Senior InContinentia Virgilia from the 2nd year Belial class… … . Even considering that she was a beautiful woman, I was incredibly scared. If you think about it, is that the charisma of demons?

Although he just looked like a bully with charisma, his eyes were the most amazing and awe-inspiring eyeball I’ve ever seen in my life.

Finn’s eyes resemble lizards, so it feels like they are from this world, but Virgilia’s eyes were not eyes at all, but seemed like something else.

Just a moment here, for the readers who may be thinking, ‘Where is Belialban?’

Labyrinth Academy’s school system extends to 3rd grade, with 6 classes per grade. They are named Belial, Gremory, Malphas, Stolas, Paimon, and Agares, respectively.

The exception is that in the second year, there is a Karu class instead of a Paymon class, and I don’t know why they are both named like that.

“Miss Edrose, I’m here… … .” As I entered room 609, I cried.

Unusually, Miss Edrose was reading something at her desk. Plus, glasses… … . Even wearing glasses made of jelly. Take back what I said earlier. Miss Edrose’s body structure is the strangest.

“Your face looks more melted than mine. At the very least, he must have experienced something that didn’t suit him… … What?!”

“Eh, Miss Edrose~!”

Unable to control my anxiety, I hugged Miss Edrose. Of course, being careful not to touch your lower body.

It’s squishy and cool, and although it has a bit of mucus on it, it’s soft and has a strangely artificial peach-like flavor, so I thought it would be perfect to use as a pillow while sleeping.

“What… … what. I hope people refrain from hugging because it can cause safety accidents──.”

Of course, right now I don’t have time to worry about pillows. “I’m ruined─!!”

───

“Incontinentia Vergilia, you have touched an interesting person.” Miss Edrose, who had not been paying attention at all, pretended to have been paying attention when I finished speaking and began speaking.

“He’s a scary person, right? huh?! Isn’t he like the legendary guy who conquered the high school in another world!?”

“Don’t misunderstand, it’s not the personality that’s interesting, but the status. All demons have that kind of personality, so it’s good for your mind to do that.”

In Miss Edrose’s mind, she could see the foamy torrent swirling around the sparkling core. Does that mean he’s thinking about something?

“But InContinentia’s status is special. Even in this world, it is a grand ducal noble family that has a very close relationship with the royal family to which the Demon King belongs.”

Then I would be challenging the daughter of that family. “Um… … Should I drop out?”

“That could be an option, but it would be better to hold off, because there are many other options with greater potential.”

When I was confused for a moment because I couldn’t understand the complicated way of speaking, Miss Edrose added an explanation. “There is ample possibility to overcome the situation in a good direction.”

“Oh!” Those words didn’t ease my anxiety, but I felt like there was some credibility to what Miss Edrose was saying.

“The Demon World is a democratic society where everything is done through democratic procedures. Power rules over all, and everything bows before power. InContinentia is also an aristocratic family in such a society. Would you say that we are a people who not only try to resolve all issues democratically, but will also have our pride hurt if we do not do so?”

I asked back because the sentence was incomprehensible to the common sense of earthlings. “What does it mean to be democratic? … ?”

“Using force to subdue others and make them cooperate for one’s benefit. Therefore, the most important thing in the demon world is the pure power to bring others to their knees, and the second most important thing is the political power to use those who have brought others to their knees. In other words, Penny, you can win if you don’t give in to the woman named Vergilia until the end.”

“… … .” How is the secret to immortality different from ‘just don’t die’?

“Are you afraid of getting punched in the face with glasses? But that’s Marina Mawang’s way. Each demon has its own method. Because each lineage has different specialties and talents.”

I’m sure I would have entered the Miss Academy, but I don’t know why it’s playing out like a battle.

“It’s called ‘family custom’… … . Therefore, there are demons who try to appease with money, demons who try to win them over by giving them strong power, demons who subdue them with logic and speech, and even demons who make bets through drinking competitions. In the case of the Incontinentia family… … .”

Bang, bang──. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry! The doorknob is missing again!”

This is a common occurrence. “Uh, uh… … ? Miss Sammy, are you back?”

“He said he went to the bathroom a little while ago.”

“… … Weren’t you kidnapped?! Are you okay!?”

“Yes. They took you back to your room in the morning? I heard that Penny left first, so I followed her to the orientation.”

You took me back? And that in just 2-3 hours… … ? And then he went to listen to OT?! What on earth does it mean to bring back a kidnapped person? Is this a rental kidnapping?

And why are the parties so carefree… … ? At this point I decided to believe that Miss Sammy had defeated the kidnappers, as Miss Edrose had assured her.

Whether she misunderstood it or not, it seemed like the story she vaguely heard about when she was kidnapped was flashing through Sammy’s mind.

‘Next time I kidnap it’s a stocky guy with pigtails and glasses… … No, I’m telling you to kidnap the short guy──!!’

Common sense tells us that the only person in room 609 who fits that description is Miss Penny. Miss Edrose seems to be able to change into whatever she wants, but that’s aside… … .

In that case, it’s not me who’s being targeted, but Miss Penny! But what does it mean to have a dick? I’ve never seen the real thing either, but I think they probably mistook the braids for a dick.

… … That was all that Sammy had guessed. And Miss Sammy, who was infinitely naive, immediately ran towards me, who was confused, at great speed.

Of course, it was like a lightning strike to me. “Ugh—!? Wachugonadu!?”

“I will protect you─!!”

Kkook──. Crunch, crack, crack.

After experiencing a strong hug that was almost like a spear to the person receiving it, I understood what Miss Edrose said, ‘Hugging is a cause of safety accidents.’

No, if you die like this, it’s not an accident, it’s an incident. What do you mean, how do you protect it? Ugh! I’m suffocating! Soo, breath… … !

I barely stretched out my twisted arm and tapped Sammy’s soft forearm with my palm, but Sammy didn’t listen at all. Pleading with the cow’s ears.

In my blurred consciousness, my brain lost control along with my vision slowly turning gray, and at that moment, another brain started working furiously.

Grumpy.

Oh, no—! It’s not the suffocation that makes me horny, it’s the breasts!! It certainly seems like the reproductive instinct is activated before death, but this is simply Sammy’s breasts… … door… … .

… … Yes, breasts… … .

I had an erection because of Sammy’s bursting breasts.

While being held in Miss Sammy’s arms.