episode_0006

Once again, the Interdimensional Gallery flowed in accordance with the word “ordinary.” Of course, it wasn’t peaceful. It stirred up trouble as usual.

With a sigh, I checked each post that appeared.

Title: Running with Perry’s GIF @@@@@

(Fox with fluffy fur, Nuna.jpg)

What do you think?

ㄴWhat do I think? What do I think, you son of a bitch? LOL

ㄴLeave the gallery within 72 hours, or I’ll kill you.

ㄴLOLOLOLOLOL

ㄴLOL, this house is delicious, yeah.

ㄴDamn, LOL.

ㄴIt might taste good if we have some bosintang, LOL.

ㄴI’m starting to like Perry the more I see him, for real.

ㄴPerry is gaygaygay…

ㄴLOL, damn, he’s getting more corrupted.

ㄴI also want to meet a fox like Perry, is it possible?

ㄴHey, sir.

ㄴThere are many sisters like that in the cat tribe, yeah, but their personalities are terrible.

ㄴOh.

ㄴJust one piece of bosintang can increase likability, LOL.

ㄴBut the cat tribe’s exclusive bosintang costs the same as gold, 10g, LOL.

ㄴLOLOLOL, damn, LOL.

ㄴAre you hitting on her? Can you get her with 10g of bosintang?

ㄴI gave her enough for 1kg, and she wiped her mouth;

ㄴDid you see her face too?

ㄴThe completion of bosintang… the face… memo…

ㄴShe seems to be reacting when I look at her, for real…

ㄴDamn it, I’m going to cleanse my brain with a dwarf tactical nuke.

ㄴDo you even know what cleansing is?

ㄴWhy are you breaking your brain? LOL

ㄴLOL, he’s gone crazy.

Overwhelmed by the constant stream of Perry GIFs, they were at a loss. Well, they’re also pretty when you look at them. The problem is that there needs to be a limit. When they turn humanoid-like creatures, the area covered in fur gradually increases. In the end, only fur-covered beings kept appearing.

“Ah, damn.”

But as I looked closer, the ones with just enough fur seemed appealing… Have they already been corrupted? I saved the images of the contaminated leopard and cat creatures in the Perry folder and enjoyed the GIFs of elf creatures to cleanse my brain.

After that, another Perry post greeted me as I entered the gallery.

“Hmm…”

But as I looked closer, it seemed okay. I saved the enchanting gaze of the nine-tailed fox Nuna and searched for the next post.

Sometimes, I see posts from those malicious Perry enthusiasts, but the current gallery is overshadowed by other factors.

“I can’t ban everyone.”

The user’s input contains a mix of Korean and informal internet slang. Here is the translation:

My hand instinctively went up to the ban button, but I managed to hold back with great effort.

No, damn it, stop posting!

Title: Sisters Running 1111111111

(Sexy Siren Sisters.jpg)

ㄴHaha, look at that overflowing fur on Yun-gi… It’s so sexy.

ㄴFurry gaygay, huh…

ㄴThis is really furry, yeah.

ㄴIs being furry really tough?

ㄴHey, shut up! This is the real deal!

ㄴGueuk.

Amidst the confusion in the gallery, filled with furry and embarrassing images mixed with tactical nukes.

Someone noticed a new feature.

Title: What’s this in the auction house?

Did someone activate it?

ㄴYes, with the authority of Judak, you can add gallery features.

ㄴIn the past, they opened a gambling den, but there were too many bastards who fell into the Anu River and died, so it got closed down, haha.

ㄴA gambling den, damn it, haha.

ㄴIs Parrot the dealer? Haha.

ㄴYeah, how did you know?

ㄴWhy is this for real?

Title: What’s this in the auction house???

As a joke, I posted my panties, but damn it, someone actually bought them, haha.

ㄴIs it a woman?

ㄴNo, it’s a man.

ㄴAh, damn it, I bought them.

ㄴHaha, gaygaygay…

ㄴI’m an elf, and as soon as I posted them, someone bought my panties for 3 gold.

ㄴDamn it, haha, the creative economy, haha.

ㄴSo 1 silver changes to 3 gold? Haha.

ㄴSelling panties worn for a week @@@@

ㄴWow, damn it, haha, isn’t this crazy?

ㄴBut the bid was immediately placed, haha.

ㄴAfter verifying as a demon, my panties were immediately sold with a sword, haha.

ㄴIs it true that one pair of panties is worth 15 gold? Haha.

ㄴIf you invest money in stocks, you can make money with panties, haha.

ㄴIs it a seed money duplication bug, haha?

ㄴWhat should men do to make money?

ㄴGo to a quarry, earn 10 silver a day.

ㄴDamn it.

ㄴMen should work at a quarry or mine, why think about freeloading, haha.

Title: The auction house is good, but…

Doesn’t this ruin offline auction houses?

ㄴYeah, it ruins them, haha.

ㄴWhen the gallery gambling den opened, dozens of offline gambling dens went bankrupt, haha.

ㄴSlave trading will probably continue steadily. There will still be demand for premium auction houses and underground auction houses.

ㄴInstead of participating in real-life auctions, I’d rather securely buy elf panties from the gallery, haha.

ㄴDamn it, haha, why buy elf panties?

ㄴAlready collected 15 of them.

ㄴIt’s chaotic, really, haha.

ㄴCrazy panty collection, haha.

Title: All sorts of rare items are being posted;;;

Have you seen the Empire’s Sword?

It has the genuine mark on it.

Title: “Who’s Changing Lives?”

Bid price: 87,320 gold, lol.

How many chickens can you get with 87,320 gold?

Since one chicken costs 1 silver…

Try multiplying 87,320 by 100.

Haha, 8,730,000 silver, lol.

That’s 8,730,000 chickens, lol.

But I guess someone had second thoughts; the auction got canceled.

Haha, it’s strange to sell that thing.

When was that sword even made, seriously?

Isn’t it a weapon worthy of appearing in a history book?

Title: “Why Is Everyone Flocking to the Auction House?”

Are they putting up all these rare weapons for auction? Lol.

Is it to pressure the Teseur Empire politically or something?

That could be possible.

Here come the political fanatics again, damn, lol.

Old folks with political obsessions, leave before your canes get broken, lol.

But seriously, could that really be the reason?

What are you talking about, lol.

If that’s the case, then even people with low knowledge of the continent and the gallery can easily find and connect the dots, right?

Just a coincidence, maybe, yeah.

Juttak wrote something, lol.

Title: “What’s Up with the Auction House?”

I clicked on it because there seemed to be something new, and it activated.

Damn, I was trying to click on something else.

What else was there?

Juttak: My hand slipped when I tried to search for adult content.

Even Juttak can’t resist adult content, lol.

But adult content is a hundred times better than that auction house, lol.

But there’s no commission fee setting?

Juttak: I set it to the minimum because I’m lazy.

Haha, you’re a real man, lol.

Who does the commission fee go to?

Juttak: It goes to me, right?

But you’re not taking it?

Are you a virtuous person?

Even virtuous people collect adult content? Hahaha.

I guess nowadays, virtuous people have a different perspective, huh?

You said it.

What’s with this guy, lol.

Juttak, do you have a lot of money?

Juttak: Tonight, I’m having chicken skewers and bottled water.

Hahaha.

Crazy chicken skewer fanatic, lol.

Special Note: You don’t need money, lol.

If you’re broke, just eat something simple, lol.

Title: “Can We Make a Living by Making Money at the Auction House Now?”

Looks like we can escape from unpaid slavery, lol.

When running a gambling den, they did give us money, didn’t they?

Professional dealers, those guys, damn.

If they pay a lot, we probably won’t run away, yeah.

“Why do we have to give money?”

“Are these dwarves running a mining operation? LOL”

“Mining slaves LOL”

“They have a different mindset LOL”

“They’re asking why we should give money LOL for real LOL”

―Jooddak

Title: “Are you going to pay me for my hard work?”

Why should I?

“Crazy bastard LOL”

“Why is this guy so confident LOL”

“He’s doing more than the mine owner LOL”

“He says he’s a slave LOL”

“But if they really don’t pay, won’t there be a riot?”

―Jooddak: It’s fine, just ban them then

LOL

Jooddak’s solution LOL

Oh LOL, just be satisfied with being able to use the gallery LOL

“But still, we have to give them money.”

That’s what they said, but it’s just baiting for attention in the gallery.

Of course, we take care of the miners.

On Earth, it’s obvious that they don’t get paid, so they worked 24/7 without pay.

If there’s money, naturally, it will be paid.

It would be nice to generously provide bonuses as well.

They would appreciate earning money while being miners.

To get a sense of the atmosphere, I glanced at the administrator chat.

―PlantDruid: Lord Demon, where do you really live???

―LordDemon: I reside in the royal city of Majeros, of course~~~

―PlantDruid: Don’t lie!!!

―LordDemon: I have never lied > < I'm an elf who pretends not to be a liar~! I wave my wand and go poof~~!

―PlantDruid: I'm not pretending! I'm very young, you know!!!

―LordDemon: A young elf (950 years old) ㄷㄷ~~

―Warrior: Druid Gyeong, is it true that you're 950 years old?!

―PlantDruid: No!!!!!!

―Warrior: I fell for it again…

―Jooddak: They're having fun LOL

Seems like they don't really care.

We can bring up rewards later and take care of them.

Or maybe they're all so wealthy when it comes to money-related matters?

"Well, it was the same on Earth."

Silver spoon miners or unemployed billionaires like Bill Gates.

There were really rich people or time-rich individuals who were active as miners.

It's probably the same here.

They were actually selected based on their extensive activity hours, so they're either rich or time-rich. One of the two.

…But don't they get tired even after fighting all day?

PlantDruid responds very well to LordDemon's baiting.

If it's at that level, then they must have an innate talent for giving feedback. They'll probably settle it among themselves.

With a wry smile, they read the gallery post again.

Title: "Poor Pariahs"

Especially poor Ma-wang ㅠㅠ

ㄴEven elderly elfs are being abused, yeah.

ㄴWell, as for the pariahs… they should go to the forest now, yeah.

ㄴThey're still alive, lol.

ㄴWhy send them away, lol.

ㄴAren't heroes pitiful?

ㄴI heard they're still recruiting party members for the hero, lololol.

ㄴIf you become a party member, do you become a pariah?

ㄴThere was no place for pariahs though.

ㄴPariah's slave is highly possible, lololol.

Title: "What additional features can be added to the gallery?"

Hmm? Can you disclose the list?

―Ju-ddak: I don't know what's on it.

ㄴWhat do you know then?

―Ju-ddak: I don't know.

ㄴWow, someone who doesn't know what they don't know, impressive.

ㄴThe reason they don't know what they don't know is because they don't know, lol.

ㄴJu-ddak seems to speak well, lololol.

ㄴJu-ddak seems smart, lol.

Title: "Are you planning to add more features to the gallery?"

From the list, it seems like you're going to choose. Do you have any ideas?

―Ju-ddak: Well, I haven't thought about it yet.

"Since I don't know what to do in reality."

What should I add? I should think about it and add something.

I planned to choose the next benefit more carefully.

Title: "Can Ju-ddak identify the participants in the auction?"

Hmm?

―Ju-ddak: It's possible, but I won't bother tracking who bought and sold what.

ㄴHow can we trust that?

―Ju-ddak: It's too much of a hassle, why would I do that?

ㄴHow are we supposed to trust that?

―Ju-ddak: Whatever.

―Ju-ddak: Bought a small amount of elf saliva, 3 pairs of elf panties, slime jelly purchased.

ㄴDamn it;; Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck;;; I won't bother you again.

ㄴHahaha, purchase history exposed, lol.

ㄴJust managing the gallery will be a pain for Ju-ddak, why would they do that, lol.

ㄴBut if we can confirm who's who at the auction, I can't trust Ju-ddak then;

ㄴStill, it's a relief that they're confident, lol. Among the previous Ju-ddaks, there were some who used tracking and detection functions to find female gallery members in real life, lol.

ㄴWhat did they do when they found them?

ㄴThey got caught trying to steal a glimpse of Dragon Nuna naked and got killed.

ㄴHahaha, all they managed to do was steal a glimpse, lol.

ㄴDamn, that's creepy, lol.

ㄴJu-ddak probably won't bother checking the auction individually. There are 35,000 transactions per hour, lol.

ㄴIf they had to check all 35,000, they wouldn't be able to manage the gallery, lol.

"Of course, they can't."

How can you see all the auction records?

Of course, I'll leave the auction house mostly unattended.

It's nice that various foods are being offered.

I bought an apple pie and pineapple pizza that look delicious, although I'm not sure who made them.

"Mmm, it's piping hot."

I wonder if they can be preserved in their current state. They look incredibly tasty.

Crunchy.

Taking a bite of the apple pie, my mouth is filled with rich apple jam and flavors.

The pizza has pepperoni and pineapple too.

"Wow, you have good taste."

I was about to eat the pizza when I realized there's no cola.

Interdimensional Gallery

– Management Level: 2

– Points: 21034

[Weapons]

[Armor]

[Accessories]

[Consumables]

[Food]

[Other]

I opened the gallery administrator and found it under the food tab.

– Zero Cola Can x6 (1 point)

Six cans for one point feels a bit expensive.

I purchased one and enjoyed it with the pizza.

"Mmm…"

The refreshing sensation accompanies the pizza as it goes down smoothly.

Using the convenient auction system to solve lunch, I had a brilliant idea while accessing the gallery.

"Hmm?"

Is there cola in this world?

I searched the auction house just in case, but I couldn't find such a beverage.

There are some similar sodas, but they're just different types. When I bought one and tried it, it didn't have the refreshing carbonation feeling. It's a subpar substitute for cola.

It reminds me of the lower-quality 815 cola I had in the military.

I wonder how people who have only tasted these drinks will react when they try the "real" cola.

As an experiment, what would happen if I put up cola for auction?

[Would you like to register Zero Cola Can?]

[Yes]

I pressed the button and waited for a moment.

I put up the remaining five cans and waited for the reactions, expecting some drooling from those who bought and drank it.

Setting the auction time to one minute, I listed the item.

[The auction has started.]

[The item has been sold.]

Purchasing quickly determines the market price.

37 silver for one can?

Considering it's around 10,000 won per silver, that's 370,000 won for one can.

"The price might go even higher."

This time, the duration was short, and the supply was scarce compared to the demand.

When I entered the gallery, there was a post from a gallery member who purchased the cola.

A fresh purchase review!

Title: Just bought this thing called cola, what the hell is it?

What's this strange liquid contained in a metal can?

There was black water inside, which seemed strange and dangerous.

So I closed my eyes and drank it, whoa!

It was so refreshing and delicious, like getting slapped by beer.

– Is there really such a thing?

– It's fascinating; I wonder who sells it?

– I think it might be a specialty item.

– Sometimes people from other worlds sell strange things.

– Or maybe it's the ability of those people? They can summon items from other countries.

– There was actually a flying squid, lol.

– Flying squid?

– I remember chaos on the continent when trying to catch flying squid, lol.

– Haha, seriously?

Title: Selling Kick-Ass Cola!!!!!!!

It's so damn tasty, try selling it in large quantities!!!!!!

– Is it that good?

– I had one and got addicted for real.

– Hahaha, you're joking, right? No way.

– I'm serious.

– I just caught one and tried it, it has a really unique taste.

– Seriously??? After eating it, I took off my pants.

– Why did you take off your pants, you crazy person? Haha.

Indeed, people's tastes are similar, so the cola received rave reviews.

"Should we try selling a lot at once?"

Money duplication bug on.

I bought a large quantity of cola and threw it into the auction house.

Immediate purchase price: 20 silver.

To prevent excessive price formation and accommodate those who couldn't afford it, bidding auctions were blocked.

Title: Holy Shit, Cola is Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

– Haha, holy shit, someone put up 600 at once, what a crazy bastard.

– Even 600 will be sold out in 5 seconds, damn.

– Put up more!!!!

– We'll give you money, so put them up!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I just can't resist cola."

With a smile, I bought more cola.

Experience the life of a modern person addicted to dopamine.