episode_0005

Hyeongjun came into the room looking very disappointed.

“Hey, why are you looking like that? Did something bad happen?”

Hyeongjun, who was giggling while playing Katong in his room, looked at my depressed face and spoke to me.

Seeing him smiling while playing a cartoon, it seems like all the tantrums he was having at the table earlier have already been resolved.

After all, he is a simple guy.

“Uh, it’s no big deal. What else do you like so much that you are giggling? Did you get a card from a woman?”

“Huh? How do you know that? Have you learned some kind of mind-reading trick? Our Hye-ra changed her mind and Katong came to say we should meet later. Are you happy or not?”

Ah, you bipolar bastard. So, earlier, Hye-ra or some other girl was upset because he wouldn’t meet her, but now that she says she’ll meet him again, the tension has risen again. Anyway, it’s really easy to understand.

Fuck it, let me take this opportunity to meet some women. I already feel bad because Hyungjun drank water from his mom.

“ Hey, then shouldn’t it be humanely necessary to call Hye-ra a friend too? Fuck. Thanks to Best Friend, I can also meet a girl.”

“Huh? you? Hey, I still have a favor to ask you for that…”

Hyeongjun’s baby is restless.

This is unsettling. Due to this simple bastard’s personality, he doesn’t hesitate to ask for a request that is too difficult.

Are you asking me to dispose of a bomb or something?

In my current situation, unless I’m a fat pig and really ugly, I’m willing to meet him casually.

We are in no position to choose between hot and cold rice. My body is hot, but there is no place to relieve it.

“Oh, what is it? If you see this bastard acting like this, are you going to ask me for another favor? Well, can you at least dispose of the bomb?”

I secretly tried my luck.

“No, not the bomb disposal. hey. Please just ask me once. Siwon-ah. Who else would I ask this favor to other than you? My best friend Siwon.”

Ah, why is this guy making people so nervous, really.

“Hey. If it’s not bomb disposal, then what is it?”

“So hey, can you sleep over at my house today?”

“What? What does that mean? You bastard. What should I do alone when you’re not here? I want you to sleep at your house and go to sleep. This is not crazy.”

Hyeongjun started wringing his hands with pitiful eyes.

“Hey, you know that my mom is a fucking old person. If you go out at this time, there will be quite a fuss. Fuck. I came home early today because my mom said she was scared because she was out alone. So, I will sneak out later at night and send you a cardboard when I come back, so you can sleep at my house and open the door. Man, fuck really. What does it mean to like friends? Oh!”

So, this baby says that he will meet a woman and come to eat, so he’s waiting like a dog waiting for me and asking me to open the door! No, have you seen this kind of Xiangno Mushiki! Just thinking about it makes my stomach hurt from envy already. Are you saying you’re coming alone? As a best friend, that is a no-no! If you’re going to fuck me, why don’t you feed me one too!

“Hey! Are you saying that now?! Why would you leave our comfortable home to sleep at your house? Uncomfortably. Ah, it’s noisy, I’ll go first.”

Hyeongjun is about to quickly grab his clothes and leave to visit so that he can’t ask for more. Hyungjun grabbed my wrist and held out my smartphone.

“Siwon. No bro! How is he? I can’t do it today because I have work, but next Saturday! I will definitely set you up on a blind date! They say he’s Hye-ra’s best friend. Doesn’t he look really hot just by looking at him?”

Oh, this guy says he can’t do it.

Fuck, that’s right, when a person asks someone a favor, he should prepare some pictures of hot women like this. People are just polite. Politeness.

Well, there’s nothing to lose by looking at the photos.

I began to look closely at the girl in the photo Hyungjun showed me.

The face looks a bit cheesy, but the fact that it looks ugly is enough to pass the test.

The body… Wow,,, hey…

Unconditional passing.

My breasts look like they are at least a C cup?

He seems to be reasonably tall….

Well, since you probably did some editing with an application when taking the photo, even if you give it a minus 30 point, you will get a size that you can use a lot of effort to get.

I put the clothes back where I had picked them up and spoke to Hyeongjun in a more subdued voice.

“Yes, bastard. uh. At least when someone asks for a favor, you should show them a picture of the woman and be polite like this. Politeness. hey! But how can he possibly have sex so easily? Well, isn’t this just like having a boyfriend?”

“You bastard. How do I know such things? And why don’t kids these days give me rice just because they have boyfriends? Everything. If you like something, hold hands, kiss, go to a motel, have sex, etc. You bastard. You can’t do that. Like that dude! When you approach a woman with only sex in mind from the beginning, the women actually don’t give you more. You bastard.”

“Huh? hey. Are you craving me now? I’m going home right away. Oh, go!”

“Ah. That’s right. I can’t say anything. older brother. Why are you so upset just because I gave you some advice out of consideration for you? Brother Siwon. Hehehe.”

Ah, I guess I really want to have a good time with this bastard Hye-ra. When I told him I was going home, he just fell flat like a traitor. Ha, the fuck is rice cake that good? I want to fuck a girl too! Shibaal~! Okay, just wait a week. In a week, I’m going to fucking fuck that cheap-looking bitch in that picture in a motel. Haha… my dick gets hot just thinking about it.

“That’s right. Hey, I get it. Brother, I will make a special sacrifice for my younger brother today. What time are you going to leave and come back?”

“Uh, my mom works out every morning at home, so I go to bed really early and wake up early these days. So, I’ll leave around 11pm and come back around 5am.”

“Ah, little brother, I can’t even sleep. okay. Hey. Instead, if you go on a blind date with Hye-ra’s friend next week, I’ll kill you. know? Even though I’m usually calm like an herbivore, I get angry when I get angry.”

“Okay, dude. Hey, I’m ready. Just watch a comic book.”

Hyeongjun began to decorate his hair by waxing and drying it.

Asshole, when I see it, it’s the same, but what kind of bullshit is this in the middle of the night?

And then I took out the cosmetics and put on makeup…..

“Hey! You son of a bitch. What kind of makeup is this man using?”

“Ah, did you see a little loser in this era? In this day and age, makeup is essential for men too. Even VTS is just a handsome guy without makeup. Hey. Because he puts on good makeup, he is recognized as a world-class handsome man, and he is so damn cool.”

what? Do guys even wear makeup these days?

Actually, if you look at my college classmates these days, they seem to be very shabby and wearing dirty makeup.

“Asshole, do it in moderation. Moderately. If you do that, VTS won’t work.”

“Okay. You bastard. They told me to read a comic book or something, so I just live with my baby snout”

Hyungjun, who had all his makeup and hair done and was dressed in a fairly dandy style, definitely looked different from the Hyungjun I used to know.

“Baby, get some clothes today.”

“Do you understand now? Jasha. I heard my brother is doing really well these days. Hyung will help you with your coordination before you meet Hye-ra’s friend next week. You poor bastard. How long has it been since I graduated from high school, and I still haven’t tried making rice cake? The real Hudae is fine. I’m embarrassed to be your friend.”

“Ah, no matter what you say, you still do it. hey. It goes out quickly. I’m going to sleep.”

“Uh, it’s already 11 o’clock, let’s go. I’ll check the cardboard later.”

Hyungjun quietly opened the door, went out, and walked towards the front door.

-Quick!

There was a slight sound of the front door, but Hyeongjun’s mother didn’t respond, probably already asleep.

I lay down on the bed in an unoccupied room and closed my eyes.

Ah, fuck, what’s really wrong with me?

Honestly, I think both height and appearance are much better than Hyungjun.

In fact, when I was in high school, my classmates expected that I would be really popular when I went to college.

I think I’ll be the first to make rice cake.

Fuck, it seemed like my shy personality was the problem.

If you want to have sex with a girl, you have to be a little cocky in front of the girl and make her have fun by lifting and dropping, but since you’re shy like an asshole and just playing saenim, the girls don’t find it fun.

Oh, fuck! Starting tomorrow, I will become a completely different Siwon!

Siwon is so proactive and charismatic with women!

I? Can I really change that way when I become timid like a mute when I’m in front of a woman?

[Ugh……

no.

Rather than that, it would be great if the world completely changed and women became more active toward men.

Then, even if I don’t approach the woman first, women won’t be the first to ask me to have sex.

I feel so fucking bad just thinking about it.

ha…..

Well, these are all delusions.

Oh fuck.

Maybe it’s because I’m in Hyeongjun’s room, but I can’t sleep well.

Let’s just memorize a spell and sleep.

Today, I will absolutely awaken to a life of play without any side effects, conditions, or costs, and my ability to live a life of play…

While reciting a passage from a novel I enjoy reading, I suddenly fell into a deep sleep. ]

*

The next morning.

I fell asleep so soundly that I felt like I slept well without waking up even once.

My body also feels a bit refreshed.

Fuck, Hyungjun must be using a nice baby bed. I had a great sleep.

I jumped up from my seat and looked at the time.

uh?

Was it already 5 am?

I checked the cardboard, but there was no cardboard for Hyeongjun.

Dude, I guess I fell asleep while having sex at the motel. Fucked. This bastard.

Well, it doesn’t matter to me whether Hyeongjun gets caught or not. I got caught because I didn’t do it right, but I’m sure they won’t cancel my blind date next week.

My throat has been dry since morning, probably because I went to bed without drinking much water last night.

-Squeak!

I open the door and walk out to the refrigerator, but the TV in the living room comes on! two! Huh! two! A voice was heard.

uh? what?

Out of curiosity, I walked to the living room, rubbing my sleepy eyes.

And there, I could see the back of Hyungjun’s mother, wearing a gray tank top that clung to her chest and a training short that almost exposed the curves of her buttocks, and was engaged in squats while lifting her buttocks.

-gulp!

Even if she covers it with clothes, her body is already at the top level among AV actors. She is wearing a tank top that makes her bouncy breasts bounce around like that, and spandex that exposes her plump buttocks. It’s like, please pounce on me right now! It seemed like he was tempting me. Hyeong-jun forgot to drink water and without realizing it, as if he was possessed by something, Hyeong-jun headed towards his mother.

-Jump, jerk, jerk!

I got close enough to touch Hyungjun’s mother’s buttocks with my hands, but Hyungjun’s mother is still unaware of my presence, perhaps because she is so absorbed in exercising. Unlike yesterday, today I feel strangely confident and feel like I can do anything.

“Mom, do you exercise?”

Hyeongjun put his lips close to his mother’s ear and whispered.

Hyeongjun’s mother, startled, looks at me with astonished eyes like a rabbit.

“Oh, my. Siwon-ah. Are you awake already? I guess I woke up because the TV was loud. Sorry. Siwon-ah. The lady will turn down the TV volume. Hurry up and sleep more.”

I subtly placed both hands gently on Hyeongjun’s mother’s sexy, well-shaped pelvis.

Hyeongjun’s mother twitched her buttocks and trembled slightly, perhaps because she was surprised, but she did not reject it.

“No. mother. Let me check your posture. Please continue.”