episode_0004

five wishes

Junho opened his eyes in the darkness, unable to see anything.

‘Uh… did he survive? Where are we? Is it under the ground? Mr. Yuri!! If I were alive, maybe Mr. Yuri?’

Junho jumped up and ran around looking for Yuri and her two daughters, shouting with all his might.

“Yuri!! Hyemi!! Hyeyeon!! If you are alive, please answer!! Mr. Yuri!!”

But something was strange. No matter how loud I shouted, I couldn’t hear any answer, and no matter how hard I walked, I couldn’t escape the deep darkness with no end in sight.

“Ahh…. If Yuri died, I would…”

In the end, Junho was overcome with despair and collapsed in the dark, shedding tears.

“Mr. Yuri….”

At that time, a mysterious white light appeared before Junho’s eyes. And a voice came from that light.

“Shin Jun-ho. 28 years old at the time of death. Did he die by falling into a sinkhole caused by an earthquake?”

Junho was startled by the voice and jumped up.

“Who…who are you? It’s true that I’m Shin Jun-ho… but I’m not dead yet!! Why do you say he’s dead when he’s alive and well!! Please send a rescue team quickly!! People I love might be dying!!!”

The white light responded calmly to Junho’s desperate cries.

“No, you are dead. Isn’t something strange? You hurt your leg badly before you died, but you’re fine now”

Only then did Junho look at his leg, and when he saw that his leg was intact and without any injuries, he realized that he was really dead.

“J…I’m dead? You… the hell… and where are you?”

“I am the Absolute One who oversees the entire universe. Yes… I guess you could say he’s a god. This is a place where dead souls pass by. Originally, you were supposed to erase all memories and disappear immediately, but your very pitiful life caught my interest.”

Saying that, the light formed one shape. The figure soon changed into that of a boy, and as soon as the dazzling light disappeared, only the handsome boy appeared before Junho’s eyes.

And he started teasing Junho with a disgusting voice, no longer a mysterious one.

“Hey~~ You really lived a miserable life? I lived as a low-income person and was so ugly that I didn’t have any friends… At work, I was even abused by the boss’s wife, hahaha”

Junho was so angry that he thought his blood was coming out. I wanted to hit the boy in front of me, but the mysterious light he gave me when he called himself a god bothered me, so I gritted my teeth and held back my anger.

“Who are you making fun of now?”

“Yes! Are you kidding me, you idiot”

“What? Oh my goodness!!”

“How long have you lived like a fool to live such a pitiful life? I think he would have lived quite well if he had gone to the underworld after making a living by tormenting kids with that good body.”

Junho took a deep breath and controlled his mind. In fact, Junho had been asked by the gangsters to work for them, and had even been told that it would be great if he became a gangster with a harsh look. However, Junho did not want to live like that, so although it was difficult, he lived faithfully.

“Well…but you shouldn’t live like that! I believe that there are things we as humans can do and things we should not do”

“But for all that, I lived such a miserable life? Hey~ The day I was so ugly that I lived as a virgin without a girlfriend until I was 27, and then I fell in love with the girl I had a crush on and became lovers. He died right before having sex…. Hahaha, it’s so pitiful as a human being. Kkkk”

Junho’s face turned bright red due to the fact bombardment that was so severe. But because what Shin said was really fact, Junho had nothing to say.

“Ugh… Well, it’s true so I have nothing to say. God, it doesn’t matter that I’m dead, but can I know what happened to Yuri and her two daughters? Please…if you are God, please just tell me that”

In response to Junho’s plea, Shin, who took the form of a boy, threw a piece of newspaper.

“This is a newspaper currently being published in your country, so read it”

Junho was so shocked after reading the newspaper that he fell down without being able to move properly and started crying.

“Useong Ugh Yuri… I’m sorry… I should have saved her somehow, but I couldn’t see the falling ceiling. Ugh ”

“Yumma!! Don’t cry, dude. Why is the boy crying! Tsk tsk tsk”

But Junho’s crying didn’t stop, and Shin started to get annoyed.

“Hey, you’re noisy! If you keep crying, will the souls of all the children who died with you disappear? I’m interested in you, so I’m keeping it in storage without destroying it yet… Mr. Kwak!!”

In response to God’s tremendous threat, Junho covered his mouth with his hand and stopped crying. After controlling his pounding heart and completely stopping crying, Junho asked about God.

“Well… if you haven’t destroyed the soul yet, is it because you have something you’d like to suggest?”

“Well, it wasn’t a suggestion… I was just trying to give you another chance to live. He was truly the funniest and most pitiful person I’ve ever seen. Kick kick kick”

“If you can live again… Do you mean to reincarnate you into the past? So, can we meet Yuri too? ”

When Junho felt hope and asked God, God cruelly shattered his expectations.

“No, that probably won’t work. Even God can’t turn back time. Instead, I will send you to another world with your memories intact! And I will reincarnate the five souls here as well. Oh, of course I won’t remember you. I already made it into a soul bead”

“Thank you!! thank you! Memories don’t matter! I am grateful for the opportunity to meet you! Somehow, I will meet Yuri again and become lovers!”

Despite Junho’s thanks, Shin pouted his ear and blew out the earwax.

“You can take care of that… I will grant you 5 wishes because I will help you live comfortably in your next life. Of course, ‘please make me a god’ or ‘please increase my wishes to 100’. If you say something like this, it will be destroyed immediately”

Junho began to think for a while. Since God had already said that Yuri’s reincarnation, which could be said to be his highest priority wish, would be granted, he began to think about a way to meet Yuri.

“Well, let me ask you one thing first… What kind of world will I be reincarnated in?”

“Well, that should be considered a service. This is the fantasy world you guys are talking about. There are 7 countries, where magic and mana exist and various races live. Still, the level of civilization is high, so it won’t be difficult to adapt to food, clothing, and shelter. Instead, we won’t allow the invention of electricity or gunpowder. Oh well, you haven’t learned anything anyway, so you probably don’t know how. Kkkalkkal”

Shin ignored Junho and clapped his hands and laughed, but Junho had nothing to say because he really didn’t learn anything.

“I will make your first wish. Please help Yuri remember her past life”

“Ah! Sorry that’s not possible. If you haven’t made it into a soul bead yet, you can make it remember, but now that you have made it into a soul bead, that is impossible. Instead, since I have not yet been washed in the river of Lethe, I may remember you at will. How… should I make it a wish not to wash in the river of Lethe?”

Junho was sullen, but he thought it was a good thing and asked God for it as his first wish.

“Now, the first wish is okay! What is the second?”

“Please make my body the best among humans!”

“Hmm… what if it’s the best body?”

“Please make every part of my body the pinnacle of humanity!! Muscles like this that don’t get tired no matter how much you move!”

“Well, that’s easy, okay! The body you will be born with will be the strongest human being in every part, from head to toe! And… the important part is… it’s not giggling! This is something to look forward to later. Oh right! I can’t do anything about the brain, so study and develop your intelligence on your own! The same goes for learning skills.”

Junho grumbled as to why God couldn’t do so many things, but he kept silent as God threatened to destroy all of his remaining wishes if he kept yelling at him.

“Now! So what is your third wish?”

“I…please let the women who have sex with me feel the greatest pleasure…and when you have sex with me, a special symbol will appear so that they can know how much they can feel…”

Junho’s face turned bright red as he made a wish, perhaps because he thought it was a bit embarrassing. Jun-ho, who was a virgin in his previous life, was so anxious that he made this wish because he couldn’t tell how much Yuri felt even though he was caressing her for the first time.

“Ha… This guy is a bit more lewd than he looks, isn’t he? How did you live while just jerking off all the time? Giggle, giggle, OK for now!”

Shin, who said he understood, placed his hand on Junho’s head and closed his eyes for a long time, then opened his eyes and smiled sinisterly at Junho.

“Such a sneaky bastard!! If I look into your memories, I’ll know roughly what kind of pattern you want… You mean the uterus tattoo from the cartoon you saw when you were jerking off, right? Is it being painted bright red on my pussy mound?”

Junho blushed again as his intentions were clearly revealed, but nodded because what he wanted was exactly what he wanted.

“We’ll do everything in that shape, and as a service, we’ll also add a function that allows women with that pattern to become pregnant only when you want them to. So it won’t matter how much you cum. Hey, I’m giving you great service today?”

Junho was so grateful for that function that he bowed down to God and made his next wish.

“Please let me be born into a status where I can play and eat comfortably in the richest country in the world!!”

“Um…well okay! A prince would be enough, right?”

“Yes!! It’s so good!! But I don’t want to be busy running the country… I don’t like the crown prince”

“Atta~ There are many conditions I wish for… I understand! So what is your last wish?”

“…Please allow the souls who reincarnate with me to be born in a status that is easy for me to meet.”

Shin coolly agreed to Junho’s last wish with a sinister smile.

“Well, all five of your wishes have been granted, so live a good life!! When you die, I will call you back here with the five people who died with you, so you have to tell me what you think~”

God disappeared just like that, and Junho felt his vision darkening. At the same time, Junho’s consciousness was cut off.