episode_0004

After pretending not to know each other and hastily eating (not hehehehe) our food, we went into the entrance ceremony hall.

The entrance ceremony had not even started yet, but there were already a lot of people filling the seats.

Not all of them have black hair, but there are lots of colorful hairs here and there.

In this respect, it is truly a novel.

Another notable feature was that there were quite a few women.

In a way, it’s natural.

Thanks to the incompetent upper class, many innocent people paid the price, and in the process, more men were sacrificed than women.

Perhaps because of the nature of the military, they were more focused on recruiting men rather than drafting women directly.

The extraordinary measure taken in the face of the population cliff is none other than polygamy.

Originally it was polygamous, but what kind of times are we living in these days?

This is the era of the PC.

The current policy is to propose polygamy, but then get criticized for being gender-discriminatory, and switch to polygamy.

Of course, there is nothing special about polygamy.

no.

It’s even more cruel.

Will he be the first wife of a dog?

“Me! This is the real one!”

“Wow, I’m jealous. You do a lot.”

I’d rather be the 100th wife of a celebrity.

Besides, getting involved with a woman requires having contact with someone.

In my case, I replaced high school with training.

That is, there are no women to meet except for Hifumi who is waiting in the cell phone lobby.

To begin with, except for the beginning of the year, there weren’t many people to meet at the training ground.

Why the beginning of the year?

Registering at a gym at the beginning of the year is a national rule.

If you don’t believe me, go to the gym at the beginning of the year.

Not in these times.

Of course, there were a few attractive people I met at the training grounds.

These are people who come out consistently every day, are cheerful and friendly, and treat you kindly.

Even when I see him, he pretends to know me, and whenever I exercise, he secretly touches my body to show off his charm.

I closed my eyes for a moment and thought of them.

And then he muttered gloomily about one minor problem after another.

“Amy, why the fuck are they muscle-crazy old men and not women?”

I was just an NPC because I came to the training ground every day.

Then, at some point, I started receiving personal training from older men every time I worked out.

When doing horizontal bars, he would raise his knees and shout, “One more! One more!”

When I came to my senses, my diet was already under control.

The problem started when I was doing the bench press incorrectly.

I never thought I’d get beat up by old people.

Of course, I was grateful for the help even though it was a name I didn’t even know.

How scary the world is.

It’s a world where even if someone asks for help at night, you have to go somewhere else, and it’s a world where it’s dangerous to help a stranger.

But….

Why are you guys hiding in a hamburger place?

Taking the french fries out of my mouth was crossing the line.

It was seasoned potatoes, what the fuck.

Today, the taste of seasoned potatoes lingers faintly in my mouth.

***

Surprisingly, the entrance ceremony was over in just 5 minutes.

There was no introduction, song, or history of the Academy.

Someone just came and said, ‘Good job,’ and that was it.

As expected, this is the Korean Academy.

A lengthy entrance ceremony for a nation that repeatedly presses the elevator close button?

They’ll all escape.

As soon as the entrance ceremony was over, I received a necklace-shaped ID card proving that I was an academy student and followed the instructions.

It’s to choose a dormitory.

According to the guide, the dormitories were basically single rooms per person.

Bringing additional items was no problem, and remodeling was possible as long as you had the money.

Besides that, the guide explained some minor rules.

The fact that they provide better dormitories depending on the grade.

The higher ranks can take over dormitories from lower ranks.

If people of the same rank want the same dormitory, the winner is decided and the dormitory is given to the winner.

Finally, it is only possible at this time.

Dormitory competition usually involves a lot of fighting.

There’s nothing more intuitive than a fist fight.

In addition, there are cases where the game is decided by coin tossing, tag, or dueling.

Of these, dual is the most dangerous.

When everyone else is fighting while twisting their bodies, you’re the only one who comes with a card?

This kid is real.

Once the dormitory is decided, it cannot be changed for one semester.

Because of this, students who risk their lives for their living space run wild like mad dogs during this period.

…..

Something like this… an academy?

No matter how you look at it, it is the animal kingdom.

Of course, I didn’t really have any particular idea, so I waited for a while and then chose the remaining items.

***

I set foot in the dormitory where I will stay for at least one semester.

The first thing I noticed was that it was a full-option officetel.

There were no ranks, so I automatically entered as an iron rank.

Still, I’m grateful that they don’t just cram us into one room like a logistics center.

If you are not satisfied with this, you have two options.

Or level up.

Or by beating someone up and taking it away.

After all, it is the academy of the PVP nation.

Who are Koreans?

A race that insists on making a bonsai game into a bonsai game.

Even if you play a cactus growing game, someone will be crazy about putting in nutrients.

– You’re saying I can collect this in 30 days? Then I’ll finish it in 3 days!

– I didn’t know what the benefits were, so I bought them all.

– There’s no difference in rewards by level, so why risk your life? The color of the business card is different!

But is there competition?

Okay, let’s go, just wait.

If you want to refute this statement, let’s get started by getting the floor in 10000.

From 10,001st place onwards, it’s tied with 50,000th place, so it’s arranged there.

I unpacked my bags and prepared to go out again.

***

The first week is a period of adjusting to the dormitory.

Simply put, it is a period of play without any classes.

Of course there is a reason.

After that, there is no way to leave before the end of the semester except through death or suicide.

……

Haven’t you heard a similar story somewhere?

Yeah, fuck.

It’s a military training camp.

I didn’t know anyone and there was nothing in particular I wanted to see.

So, as soon as I left the dorm, I headed to the library.

I could have worked out at the gym, but I didn’t want to be in a sweaty, damp space, even in my last moments of freedom.

There is one feeling I had while moving around like that.

It was made by some fucking efficiency-obsessed bastards.

What the fuck.

Why do all buildings have the same shape?

I think the comfort efficiency is good compared to the load.

I checked up to the fifth building and was checking the sixth building.

Of course, this time it wasn’t a library.

In addition, the building names were written small so that they could only be seen from up close.

So what does it mean?

If you don’t know anything, it means that you should go through each thing and check.

This is truly an academy that has fallen behind.

After eighth attempt, I finally found the library.

The exterior was no different from other buildings, but the interior was filled with wooden structures like those found in old libraries.

What was surprising was that paper books and e-books were loaned in different ways.

Paper books are lent out by librarians.

E-books are a type of book that connects to your electronic device via a cable.

Fortunately, the connection port was Type C.

The Academy’s only conscience was that it was not a reader-friendly standard.

Since I preferred paper books, I approached the librarian to borrow them.

The librarian who happened to be in sight was a typical literary girl.

There’s a saying that a cake that looks good is also good to eat.

I approached her with the expectation that she would do a good job of lending money, given her typical literary girl image.

“Hello. I just entered school today. Can I borrow some books?”

“You’re a freshman. Nice to meet you. Yes, you can start today. What kind of book would you like?”

“I’d like to borrow some books about awakening abilities.”

“Oh, just a moment. I’ll bring you a few books.”

She left for a while and returned shortly thereafter.

And in her arms were three books.

– There is no bad ability in the world.

– I monopolize everything with my own abilities.

– Three great words: ability, awakening, flowering.

……

Everyone is anxious.

There was no use worrying about it, so I decided to just quietly borrow the book.

“The rental period is one week from today. If you would like to extend, please come back within one week.”

“How many times can I apply for an extension?”

“You can only borrow it once. You must complete the full return process to borrow it again.”

“Yes, I understand.”

As I was leaving the library, I suddenly wondered if there were any novels worth reading, so I spoke to him again.

“Is there a novel you would recommend?”

“Do you have a preference?”

“I don’t care about the genre, but I think it would be better if it was complete.”

Suddenly the librarian approached me more aggressively than before and spoke to me.

Perhaps because he had stepped into an area of interest, his eyes looked like they wanted to share the same hobby.

“Then let me recommend you a masterpiece novel that I recently finished!”

“If it recently ended, it must have been serialized for a long time?”

“No, I took a break whenever I had time, and then miraculously finished it with the last episode 334! It’s the best!”

Even though there was a lot of hiatus, this much praise?

It’s well worth reading.

At least they didn’t do orchards.

“Looking at what you say, it seems like it’s a very attractive novel.”

“This is truly the best masterpiece! Ryan Soul, serialized with sincerity! Ryan Soul is a god!”

With those words, the librarian left to go get the books.

As I looked at the sight, I was suddenly trembling with anxiety as I anticipated what kind of masterpiece it would be.

Oh, wait a minute.

Is it BL?

Is this BL?

Even if you kill someone, it’s self-defense.

I was wondering how to kill him when the worst happened.

Contrary to my worries, the librarian brought a novel that seemed quite ordinary.

But I don’t know yet.

Because there can be crazy works that drift at any time.

“Is there something like BL Drift?”

“No! Drifting is a sin. NTR is a death penalty.”

Yokatta….

Now, all I need to know is the name of the book.

“Can I see what book it is?”

“Yes, here it is! ‘If it’s 30 times, it’s crazy.’”

The moment I saw that book, I immediately thought of it.

It was the best novel that was crazy popular from the beginning.

Although I got off due to frequent interruptions, I still can’t forget the thrill I felt the first time I read it.

This was the end.

This is a confession!

At that moment, a word that is taboo for people who like that book came to mind.

In my head, I was trying to restrain myself by saying, ‘Please stop, you crazy bastard!’

But I am someone.

A person whose mouth moves before filtering.

I blurted out a shocking statement without even giving myself time to stop.

“Oh, but isn’t this plagiarism from the perspective of a single-person observer?”

For a moment, it seemed as if time had stopped.

And then, in my sight, I saw the librarian’s appearance, which had already changed.

The librarian was holding a huge dictionary high in the air, as if he had never picked it up before.

It was too big to be a book. It was huge, thick, heavy, and rough.

It was literally an iron ingot made of paper.

“This ungodly person!!!!”

“What?…”

It took only a split second for the book, which had been flying high into the sky, to come crashing down to the ground.

But that moment in time is enough time to destroy something.

okay.

It’s my head.

-bang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That sound was louder than anything I’ve ever heard in my life.

No, it wasn’t just a matter of hearing.

It was a message that was transmitted strongly through the ears and through the bones.

I’m going to kill you.

The loud noise that echoed throughout the library was enough to attract everyone’s attention.

While everyone was silent at the unbelievable sight, only the sound of the papers fluttering and flying around could be heard.

And I blurted out my last words among them.

“A fake novel?”

“Get behind!!!”

The massive weapon was once again thrust into my head, causing a small echo.

With that I collapsed on the floor and my vision slowly began to blur.

But the librarian, as if this was not the end, once again loaded the weapon called book over his head.

“There’s still one step left.”

That was the last thing I heard.

Lord, I’m coming soon.