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Zenkai no Penny Dickens!

In the year 6000 of the imperial calendar, an army from another world led by the Demon King ‘Marina’ invades Earth. Then, humanity, which had gone so far due to environmental pollution, global warming, and racial discrimination, easily surrendered to the devil.

“We are a race of idiots who give in immediately “Oh!”

At the same time, from the opened gate of the other world, numerous other intelligent species are introduced to the crazy planet Earth, where the only intelligent beings were dolphins, rats, cows, and dicks.

Elf, Orc, Furry, Robot, Robot Furry, Robot Furry Elf… … . Not only that, but most of the races that appear in Monmusu Quest now walk the Earth.

This was an extremely happy condition for environmentalists who advocated ecological diversity and for perverted fetishists who had completely lost their desire for sex.

however… … !

The Demon King’s innovation did not end here.

The ‘Private Labyrinthos Academy’ was established and used as a base to train the so-called ‘Machoegan’, the elite fighters of the Demon King’s army made up of Monmus.

As for what they do, they are a named mob of the Demon Lord’s army. First of all, you can think of them as girls who have been modified as female characters, so they are really strong, and have a bit of a villainess-like character added to them.

Say it out loud “Oh—hohohoho, uncivilized commoners! How cruel to human subjects! Bow before the majesty of the Demon King!” These are the kids who talk about things like this.

But now, it is said that they are systematically cultivating it as if it were popular in China. Can you do it? Just play table tennis

Even today, talented individuals who will bring glory to the name of the Demon Lord are gathering at the private Labyrinthos Academy… … !

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“Ah… … Oh my! Slime?! Slime why!?”

“Is this your first time seeing this? Slime.”

Aside from the way he spoke that made it seem like he was showing off that the concept wasn’t an ordinary one, I was shocked because it was my first time encountering slime.

Aren’t slimes one of the most basic monsters you encounter as soon as you enter Ellinia? Well, things are a little different here.

If we were to classify the different races that came to Earth after the invasion 1,000 years ago by rarity, the following structure is established.

The dragons who sit at the bank all year round, drink coix tea, or read all the advertisement text messages for the stock reading room are ‘normal’ in rarity.

Elves, a hikikomori race who live by building houses in the roots of trees in a forest where people never enter, are of ‘legendary’ level of rarity.

‘Legend’ is the Maginot Line of the different races that we will encounter at least once in our lives, and most of the remaining races in the mass market are located in the ‘rare’ range between ordinary and legendary. Orcs, goblins, etc.

And now… … The Great Old Ones and other such transcendental beings are rare enough to be encountered in one’s life, so let’s call them rare. Legend is higher than legend.

So where is slime located? Between rare and legendary, it is ‘epic’. It means Boratem. What happened? This is due to the unique ecology of the slime race itself.

The other world that the Demon King invaded is an alien world (alien world), but since it is a dimension that exists as a mirror image of our world, it has developed through mutual influence.

Common sense suggests that heterogeneous races such as elves and orcs are alien life forms, so their fundamental life structures should be different from humans, but even they are in fact creatures based on DNA and proteins and subordinate to the Central Dogma.

So, half-orc, half-goblin, or half-tural… … The result of a taste that turns one’s head upside down can come out.

But what about slime?

“The introduction is late… … . ‘I’ am Edrose Drool. Please keep me hydrated. ” It’s soggy.

It’s just a lump of slime!! In other words, slimes have a life radius that is different from other ordinary creatures.

It is difficult to find it if it is lying on the earthen surface, or as it is now, soaked into the bed sheets, or being swept down by the river.

Even if they do find it, if the slime is in a watery form, not many people will be able to recognize it as slime unless it has a human shape.

In conclusion, if the difference between humans and orcs is roughly the difference between dogs and wolves, then humans and slimes are as different as dogs and cyanobacteria.

“Ah, uh, uh, uh… … .”

As I was shivering and wondering how to communicate with Cyanobacteria, Miss Edrose spoke softly. “The fact that I just revealed my name meant that I expected a clear statement.”

He speaks like a middle school boy obsessed with light novels, but the pink jelly speaking in that way is actually cute. It’s not ontological cuteness like Finn, but just conceptual cuteness.

But when we first met, we accidentally ended up sitting on someone’s back… … . Is this a sign that life at the academy will not be easy?

As was the case until I graduated from high school, the words I unconsciously tried to blurt out as ‘Penelope Dickens’ came out to the end of my lips.

But I swallow those words and gather courage and speak.

“Penny. Penny Dickens… … ! Please take care of me… … !”

Miss Edrose has a dull, monochromatic face, so it’s hard to tell what kind of expression she’s making. But her face, reflected behind the glasses, looked like she was smiling a little.

“I see. To shorten it to a nickname, Penny──.” Craudangtang───!!!!!!

“Penny kyaak──!?”

When I turned around, there was a tall woman with black and white spotted fur standing where the door should have been, and where my luggage should have been there was a shattered door.

Why does it feel like accidents are never ending? Fortunately, 1 damage per offense was accumulated side by side, so even if Mooncheol oppa comes, it is clearly 5:5.

“Ah, aww… … ! I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Sorry, everyone! I made a mistake again! I did it again!!”

“Calm down. I am not uncomfortable without a door.”

“I, I… … .” It’s uncomfortable, but if I’m the only one here who complains that it’s inconvenient because there’s no door, it’s obvious that I’ll be labeled as an unfriendly subvert, right?

“I, I will fix it──Tzuaa!!” No matter how much I think about it, it doesn’t seem like it can function as a door anymore, but the vandal held up the broken door and tried to force it into the gap in the door. .

Of course, there was no way it would fit properly, so even the door that was still in large pieces crumbled under the pressure and turned into powder.

The corridors of the dormitory building, which were still peaceful as new students came in one by one and regained vitality, became chaotic with flying dust and broken door fragments.

However, the loudest thing that silenced all the commotion was the cry of the vandal, who was trying to put the shattered door back together by saying “Hhhh—!”.

The situation finally calmed down when a woman with pale skin and white clothes came running in with armbands that read ‘Saman’ hanging from her six forearms.

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6×4=24 persimmon.

If there were a person with two legs, six arms, and eight eyes, he would be a housekeeper. As you may have guessed, Arachne is a half-human, half-spider sub-race.

The housemaster confirmed the damage, ordered on-site handling, and left after explaining, “No disciplinary action will be taken as it is still in the registration stage, but please be careful.”

Then, a few minutes later, a horned woman dressed in the traditional garb of a distant island nation in the East came, inspected the shattered doorway, and scribbled some notes.

Miss Edrose, perhaps acquainted with the Horned Sheep, insinuatingly asked, ‘What should I write?’ The Horned Sheep replied, ‘… … ‘Repair estimate and reimbursement invoice.’

30 minutes later, two dwarves wearing masks with an [

Since it looked like unpainted plywood, it felt a little out of place with the clean white interior, but other than that, it was clean with no signs of damage.

All of this happened as naturally as putting a fork and spoon on the table before breakfast. As if it wasn’t that rare.

To me, as a human, it was an amazing sight, almost like a circus with sub-races taking turns taking turns, something I had never seen before, but is this normal here?

And this is what happened in the thirty minutes before the dwarven repairmen arrived.

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“Huh… … .”

Ms. Edrose, who looks really good even without the door, and me, who is still too shy to speak. Although no one asked him to do so, the criminal who broke the door was kneeling in the doorway.

A tail with a bunch of tassels at the end of a long, smooth base like a brush, and ears that fold down into a narrow triangle. Even irregular spotted patterns.

It’s a girl who walked. Cowgirl.

Looking back, I feel like I should have been a bit more self-respecting because I felt like I was skimming every woman I met and described in detail what their bodies were like. Because there are limits to my poor ability to express myself.

When it broke through the door, it showed as much strength as a bull, but looking at the spotted pattern on its head, it appears to be a different cow, so let’s just say that it has a body that is acceptable for that breed.

Chichi jjangker.

Damn it, I can’t stand it. This is something you all need to know. It is not polite or ethical for me to keep it to myself.

It is not just a breast size that looks like the slider has been pulled all the way to the right, but a beauty of balance in which the fat here and there on the upper abdomen, ribs, and under the armpits supports the ridiculously large breasts in a balanced way.

The thickness of her thighs is visible because she’s kneeling even though she’s wearing extremely large clothes, and although she may be embarrassed, she has a bit of flab protruding from her lower abdomen.

But it is the excellence of basic skeletal and muscular development that prevents it from looking like a fat balloon.

What is Wagyu and what is Korean beef? That’s just a virus from the livestock industry to raise the distribution price of beef cattle.

However, in the body of this timid public noble, I am confident that I will do everything whether it is viral, binaural, or bisexual… … . Oh, no. no. That’s just because it’s a cow. It’s just that I have an appetite because I’m a cow.

It may seem like a devil to think back now, but Finn’s body that we touched in the moving truck was so soft and fragile that it felt like we could constantly dig into it.

On the other hand, Lady Cow’s body looks so elastic that even if you stab it with all your might, your finger will pop out with a ‘Pyo!’ sound… … . Although I haven’t stabbed it myself.

“My name is Edrose Drool.” Miss Edrose, who seemed to be nothing but sticky, introduced the name. “And the lady here is Penny Dickens, her nickname is Penny for short──.”

“Oh, no! Penny is already a shortened nickname for ‘Penelope’! You can’t reduce it any further!”

“… … Um, I see. I misunderstood.”

As if the comic talk between me and Nam Se-gyun wasn’t listening to her, Miss So opened her mouth and cried at her own pace. “Jeonneun… … This is Olivia Sammy Bosworth… … Sniff… … . I made a big mistake… … .”

Olivia Sammy Bosworth. It’s a mysterious and cute name.

“Oli── Ah, bird… … Miss Sammy! Don’t be so gloomy! The building seems to be quite old, but it could be destroyed… … Yes.”

“You will reimburse us anyway, so there is no need to feel sorry for us. By the way, please take care of your hydration.”

What does the ‘hydration supplement’ mentioned earlier mean? Anyway, when I heard all the names, I noticed that all three members of room 609 that were on the assignment list had gathered.

In other words, this member is the member who will be with us every day from now on. Miss Edrose, a slightly eccentric but kind slime, and Miss Sammy, who looks very timid but kind.

I’m half worried and half relieved.

Relief from one half naturally means that there are no complaints from the member. Miss Edrose’s first impression was very strange, and Miss Sammy’s first impression was shocking.

In any case, it was just an incident that occurred when I, as a human being, was unable to adapt for a while as their individuality was revealed, and I did not see them doing anything with malicious intent.

Of course, Miss Sammy needs to learn how to control her strength… … .

So what are the rest of your worries?

Of course, as soon as I saw Sammy kneeling down, my brainy free will started running wild.

A long presentation about the six virtues, and the activation of body vision to not miss any of the flab under the armpits and under the forearms.

I struggle with the desire to put my face in that blind spot created by my plump thighs, convex lower abdomen, and sagging lower breasts.

If all of this is not just a momentary impulse but the physical beauty genetically created by a special race called ‘Minotaur’, then every day from now on will be an erection.

It is obvious that it will be a daily penance from morning till night.

That is why it is expressed as a half-worry. If Miss Edrose had been giving off pheromones that stimulated my Johnny, I would have been 100% worried.

Ah, but still, is it really necessary to make Miss Edrose, who is nothing more than a liquid monster, aware of Johnny’s true nature?

If you devote yourself to studying with a godly heart, you will quickly overcome the confusion of being suddenly thrown into a space full of cute girls of your age. therefore… … .

“, let’s get up first? Miss Sammy. There’s no need to kneel like that… … !” If you keep in that pleading position, it might suck, please.

Miss Edrose went over to the bed next to the one that had been crushed and was half-melted, so I left her alone, and I decided to pack up my things first while comforting Miss Sammy.

Take out the large items from the box and arrange them one by one on the desk next to the bed. I’m a simple girl to begin with, so all I have is a stuffed toy, a watch, a calendar, a lamp, and a laptop. The clothes will be more plain than this.

Miss Sammy, on the other hand, began to fill her closet with clothes that were not bulky. As I emptied one of my boxes and went to get another, I glanced at both Sammies.

With a face of sincere concentration, he straightens up the clothes that have become disheveled in the box. You’re so enthusiastic.

There are many T-shirts with disastrously overprinted prints. Yes, I understand.

… … There are panties that seem to have a lot of fabric compared to the hips. Yes, I agree… … .

… … There are dolphin pants.

Concerns seem to increase to 51%. I turned around to erase my worries.