episode_0003

I look at the Onahole in my hand in a situation that seems like it is ascending to heaven.

Even though there was quite a bit of movement, it stuck to my hand and didn’t seem to want to fall off.

The first S-level in my life was an onahole like this.

It’s not flashy, nor does it contain a lot of energy.

“It’s just an ordinary apricot-colored Onahole… .”

(How ordinary! What a special and strong Onahole I am!)

iced coffee. okay. Correct.

A ‘special’ Onahole that can talk like a human, has much higher stats than me, and possesses amazing skills… …

“Then what will change!!!”

slam-!!

(Kyaah!! ♥♥ Why are you suddenly beating me up!!)

“What do you do if you have high stats and are strong? Should I swing you like a club and break the monster pot? Or use it as a shield?”

(Ugh… you can really use it like that….)

Why the fuck is this real!!

First, try to calm your excitement and organize the situation.

Considering that the highest grade in the tower, S grade, has appeared, there is a high probability that the second effect of the passive skill, [Delicate Touch] has occurred.

It was at the very end of the novel that the main character, the munchkin, obtained S-class equipment for the first time… .

If it is known that you obtained an S-class item during the tutorial stage, everyone who enters the tower will be jealous and you will become the number one target to be killed as quickly as possible.

“… Well, if you found out that the S-class item was Onahole, you would laugh so hard.”

(What’s wrong with me? Isn’t it better than most similar items?)

“What is the stimulus? Well, if it’s an S-class Onahole, it would be cheap just to put it in.”

It’s clear that I’m screwed.

Even in the novel, it seems like he spends his whole life caring for his daughter alone and ends up falling behind.

This is a writer. How can I repay a favor once in a while? huh?

I was the only reader of the novel at the end, so does it make sense to just lock myself into it and let me die?! uh?!

Oh my, my dear.

Even though I didn’t live a good life, I lived a life that I can guarantee that I didn’t do anything bad.

How could you do this to me… No, you mean to give me something like a pussy?

(Oh, while you’re at it, first look at the owner’s status window!)

As I was just sighing, Yurina asked me to open the status window in an angry voice, as if her pride had been hurt somewhere.

Why do I have to watch something so miserable that my self-esteem drops just by looking at it?

There was no message saying that the level had increased…

“Huh? What is this–”

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Name: Kim Joo-in

Level: 1 (00.00%)

Race: Human

Role: 【Onahole Master】

(stats)

Strength: 7 (+11) / Dexterity: 9 (+8) / Stamina: 8 (+10) / Magic Power: 9 (+12) / Stamina: 5

Remaining Stat Points: 0p

(skill)

-[Onahole production](B)

-[Delicate Touch](C)

Remaining skill points: 0p

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“Why is there a bonus to my stats all of a sudden? No equipment worn… … Ah!”

A flash of thought occurred to me and I hurriedly checked the [Onahole Master] in the role box.

-The master’s stats increase in proportion to the strength of the onahole.

Effect clearly written in the second line.

It seemed like my stats were blown up because of this option.

(What do you think? Do you still think I’m useless because of Onahole?)

‘crazy… ‘Is that why the goblin flew so far?’

Yurina, who seemed to have a triumphant expression for some reason even though she had no face, was writhing on the floor.

“I have no choice but to admit this. It almost doubled, right?”

As my original stats were very miserable, the miraculous stat bonus brought about an incredible feeling.

It looks like my stats are increasing by a third of Yuri’s stats… 【Onahole Master】… Maybe this role isn’t as bad as you think?

Of course, I don’t want to introduce it to others, but it looks good in terms of performance.

Of course, isn’t it just me who has two status windows?

Even if I devote the same amount of time to growth as others, I can grow with greater efficiency than them.

If not only Yurina but other Onaholes are added… ?

“Wow. This was a crazy dog scam, right?”

(Hehe. It’s still too early to be surprised. Would you like to take a look at the skills?)

ah. That’s right. You also had skills, right?

I wonder what kind of skill it is on the topic of Onahole, but seeing as there are two C-levels, two A-levels, and an S-level, I don’t think this is completely useless either.

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Skill Name: [Exaceram] (Passive)

Grade: C

Level: master

-The tightness and temperature of the genitals increase, and discoloration does not occur.

-Detailed control of the genital muscles becomes possible and elasticity is excellent.

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Correct. It seems useless.

“It’s not helpful at all in the fucking battle!”

I’m not saying you should just bang your daughter all the time in the top, but you should use your pussy wherever you want because you like it!

(But that’s the reason Onahole exists! I’m sure the owner will be satisfied, right?!)

“Satisfied, what are you satisfied with?!! ha… done. Everything else seems normal though.”

I was holding Onahole alone in an empty room and wondering, ‘What am I doing right now?’

I haven’t cum since a while ago, but the wise man time keeps coming.

My head was a bit dizzy, but the other skills worked well. No, it was very good.

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Skill Name: [Shield Art] (Passive)

Grade: C

Level: 1

-You will be able to use your shield more skillfully.

-Damage received is reduced by 20%.

-[Shield Art] Unlocked upon reaching skill level 2

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Skill Name: [Shield Line] (Active)

Grade: A

Level: 1

-Raise the shield to grant a shield of 40% of maximum health to all party members.

-Party members’ movement speed increases by 50% for 15 minutes.

-[Shield Line] Unlocked upon reaching skill level 3

※Cooldown time – 30 minutes

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Skill Name: [Guide] (Active)

Grade: A

Level: 1

-When using the skill, summons a familiar for 10 minutes.

-Familiar shows the correct path and cannot direct attacks.

-[Guide] Unlocked upon reaching skill level 3

※Cooldown time – 1 hour

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Skill Name: [Atmospheric Creation] (Passive)

Grade: S

Level: master

-The experience required to level up increases by 1.5 times.

-When leveling up, you gain 1 additional remaining stat point.

-When all basic stats exceed 100, the skill, [Atmospheric Proof] evolves.

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In particular, the last S-class skill, [Standing], was a crappy skill that the protagonist also possessed.

Others gain two stat points per level up, but if you have this [Standard] skill, you gain three stat points.

However, the amount of experience required when leveling up also increases by 1.5 times, so if you look at this alone, it is virtually no different from the original skill.

Is this an S-class skill? You may be tempted to say it, but the true value of [Atmospheric Creation] is most noticeable in the third effect.

When all stats exceed 100, [Large Prophecy] evolves.

what… The achievement of exceeding 100 in all basic stats is not something that can be achieved, and the conditions are strict.

However, if you meet the conditions and evolve [Atmospheric Manifestation]… … .

It’s crazy, it’s crazy.

While I was admiring Yurina’s skills, a fundamental question suddenly occurred to me.

“So, [Inscription] and [Daegimanseong]… [Guide] aside, that’s the case… How do you use [Shield Art] and [Shield Line]?”

Fuck. The skills were so amazing that I forgot about them for a moment, but you’re just an onahole, right?

These skills are only meaningful if you have a shield, so how are you going to carry the shield?

Should I at least shove the handle of a shield into my vagina?

Oh crazy. I imagined it.

A picture of me inserting the handle of a healthy shield into the onahole and blocking an enemy attack.

What a fucking idiot.

(What makes you think like that…? Anyway, I can use the active skills once I have a body.)

“Once I have a body… ? Can you change into human form?”

(Of course! I can’t do it yet… but it will be possible when my level increases.)

“Wow… Is it amazing? So you can fight too?”

(That’s right. I haven’t fought yet… but I’m pretty strong, right?)

Just by looking at it, it looks like that.

Even if you just compare the initial stats, he is superior to the main character.

Moreover, in the upcoming trials of the tower, forming a party with someone is more important than you think.

It was natural that the intensity of the ordeal would increase as the stairs of the tower went up, so no matter how good your role was, trying to survive alone without a party was crazy.

Forming a party with trustworthy party members (heroines) like the protagonist is the most difficult but first thing to do in order to survive until the end.

But I don’t need to do that because I can fill all the party members with just my skills.

It’s a harem party made up of onaholes who would never betray me… Is it so fucking good?

When I first saw the role, I thought it was T.O.P’s ploy to screw me… It was a role that perfectly suited the harem of my desires.

“But… How do you grow? You can’t catch monsters.”

(Isn’t there only one way to make Onahole stronger?)

“What is that… … ah? No way?”

(You can just cum in my pussy!)

… Sometimes, this strong wise man time comes.

I’m really going crazy.