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What I know about Lesmode is, you know, I guess it’s because I’m a rotten person.

This is a mod that only a small minority of people who know about the game know about, and since you have to edit files to get into it, it’s one of those mods that most people don’t even know exists.

“ha… .”

Besides, there’s another reason why I’m being so obsessed with lesbian mode. It’s a mode that’s really hard to see a happy ending in.

Since the two main characters are women, they are constantly emotionally swayed, arguing, and fighting with each other.

This is a truly evil mode where the moment the level of this fight deviates even slightly, a bad ending occurs.

Originally, I was going to leave it as it was, thinking that it would probably end happily, but it’s a bit difficult if it ends up like this.

In lesbian mode, there is actually one close best friend who mediates between the two, but if you don’t find this character, the game will end in an incredibly frustrating fight, to the point where you can’t tell if this is a simulation game or a game about girls fighting each other, let alone a happy ending.

“It’s already past the time to meet BFFs.”

The problem is that the time to meet a best friend has already passed.

One might think that the two have already met the person designated as their best friend, but then it doesn’t make sense that the Crown Princess’ official debut would be at this point.

“No, but you never know. We might have met.”

Yeah, since I’m here, I guess something has changed somehow.

These two people also became best friends without me knowing, and it seems that the only thing that changed was the timing of the Crown Princess’ official debut… that thought was also shattered miserably.

[The Crown Princess and the Saintess finally meet at an official event!]

Even though it was an official event, the two people who met treated each other as if they didn’t know each other at all.

First of all, by default, the two people cannot act.

They are the type of people who show it on their faces no matter what they do. They are the type who know that if they dislike each other, they dislike each other, and if they like each other, they like each other. So the fact that two people like that are so awkward around each other means that we have to assume that they really don’t know each other.

“Ah, crazy. Why are they both girls and why is it a mess? Why aren’t you meeting your best friend and making a mess, damn it… !”

Even if it’s delayed, I think I need to find that guy who acts as my best friend.

If I could just stick that guy next to me and play tug-of-war with him to kindle a fire in each other’s hearts… wouldn’t things work out somehow?

Then my happy country life will not be broken.

But the biggest problem is…

“I’m just a villager1… ? How did you get me and put me here… ?”

The question was how could they place the person who played the role of best friend next to the crown princess and the saintess.

“You’re done, you’re done.”

If possible, I can just paste it right away. Since I played the Les Mode like crazy, I can say that I completely know the stats of my best friend character.

Lina von Maria of the Countess Maria family has a noble status that allows her to associate with the crown princess or the saint without any major problems, and she also has a very gentle and generous personality.

He is 20 years old, the same age as Theona and the other main characters. The three met at a party held at the imperial palace when they were younger and became close friends at the academy.

Of course, the Crown Princess and the Saintess share love, not friendship.

“ha… .”

Anyway, you could say that the status of a countess was not that high compared to a crown princess or a saint, but of course it was not a status that a common villager like me could approach.

“Why on earth is this game set in a modern-day society with a class society…!”

If it weren’t for the class society, I would have tried to find it somehow and figure out how to attach it.

Isn’t it just too, too sad to be dropped from your position, really?!

“Oh my, Theo? You said you were going out, but you’re already back?”

In the meantime, it seemed like it was lunchtime, so I came into the house to get some snacks and ended up running into my mom watching TV.

“Ah, I came in to get something I left behind, but I ended up watching TV without paying attention. I’ll go out and come back later.”

“Do you want to eat before you go?”

“No, it’s okay! Enjoy your meal!”

“Okay~”

Well, it’s not like anything big will happen if I run into my mom, but I haven’t run the errands I said I would do yet, so I just walk out again.

I guess I should go out for lunch or something.

The setting is completely modern, with a convenience store and a mart.

The setting was that if you go downtown, there would be a lot of large buildings and high-rise apartments, just like in South Korea, where I lived.

I didn’t really want to go… but I feel like I just found a reason to go.

“… Okay, if you can’t keep Lina as your best friend, then let me take that role instead.”

It would be difficult to even stand next to these two or see their faces, but fortunately, this game is basically an academy story.

A crazy game about the deep friendships and love between students at an academy in a big city, and the destruction of the world.

The Crown Princess also made her official debut, and her meeting with the Saint took place.

In order to promote friendship between the Empire and the Holy Empire, two people will soon be admitted to the Academy.

What if you could enter the school at the right time, become friendly with the two people, and then coordinate their relationship?

If that happens, I can first obtain the crown princess and the saint through my connections, and I can also prevent the destruction of the world.

Killing two birds with one stone, you say, is like eating pheasant and eggs, digging a ditch and catching crayfish.

Peace in my world? Yes, I, the rotten water, will watch over you.

[ Job promotion is possible! ]

[Do you want to proceed with the promotion?]

As soon as I thought that, the status window suddenly flashed and glowed as if it knew how, and then it offered to promote my job.

“Ohhh…! I believed in you, Juenjang…!”

No, actually I didn’t believe it at all!

Honestly, I really wanted to forget about things like the status window that gives you a job like a villager…!

This time, if they give me a job like an academy student, wouldn’t I just get a free pass to pass?

“I want to get promoted, let me do it!”

He shouts in excitement.

The status window was disappointing at first, but this time it’s different!

It’s not ordinary for something to shine!

And a promotion on top of that!

That name is also a brilliant promotion!

Of course, I don’t know what I did to get promoted, but I guess you could say they were impressed by my will!

[ You agree to the job promotion! ]

[ Promotion in progress! ]

[ Has a suitable title! ]

[ Promotion completed! ]

Huh? Didn’t you just say you have a suitable title?

All I have is a proud son and the best handyman in town…?

Something… isn’t it? Isn’t it…?

“… Status window.”

If you shout out the status window with an extremely anxious mind,

[ Status Window ]

Name: Theo (Kim Min-seong)

Age: 20 years old

Occupation: Cool villager

Title: Proud Son, Best Juggler in the Village

… … Ha, shit.

“What did this kid believe in, me?”

I could see the job title of the dog that was the village chief.

***

“I’m tired of debuting at official events.”

“Thank you for your hard work, Your Highness the Crown Princess.”

Her red eyes and black hair, slightly upturned sharp gaze, added to her sexiness.

She was wearing clothes that highlighted her large chest and dangling accessories, and she looked very uncomfortable. She was Crown Princess Iris Luasa Ermund, the second most powerful person in the Ermund Empire after the Emperor.

“Please fill the bathtub with water and prepare comfortable clothes to change into.”

Although her attire was clearly modern, the fact that people were lining up to follow her and the way she spoke seemed more sophisticated than that of commoners perfectly demonstrated her aristocracy.

“Yes, I understand.”

Of course, the maids who followed her were all strictly selected from noble families, and although they were not as elegant as Iris, they gave off a subtle sense of luxury.

Of course, that doesn’t mean there was anyone who was more stupid than my master.

“Your Majesty, I’m sorry to say this, but I think you’ll have to postpone your bath.”

As Iris was thinking about taking a bath and resting, a maid who looked a few years older than her came forward, bowed her head, and continued speaking.

“His Majesty has ordered you to be brought in.”

“Abama? I just met you a little while ago?”

Although it was an official event, we exchanged greetings and had a private chat.

I was wondering if there was anything else I could say and why he called me at a time when I should be resting, but I couldn’t not go.

“… Okay, let’s go.”

Calling her at this hour meant that something big was going on.

“Your Majesty, Her Royal Highness Iris Luasa Ermund has arrived.”

“Oh, yeah. Come in.”

Iris went inside after receiving permission as if she had been waiting for it.

“Hello, Your Highness the Crown Princess. I am Estelle Ingrid, a saintess of the Holy Empire.”

I could see the famous saint with blue hair and a star mark on her forehead right before my eyes.