episode_0003

“Goddess.”

White, thin fingers tapped the floor nervously. It’s really annoying because the goddess is so upset.

I grabbed the actual phone on the floor and spoke into the paper cup.

“Goddess Sophia.”

-why. You’re a pervert.

“It’s not a skill I acquired because I wanted to. Now let’s talk directly.”

-Well, are you trying to get me pregnant too? You are a minion! I am a goddess!

Sophia put down the phone and crossed her arms in an X shape to cover herself.

No really. You’re crossing the line. How long are you going to be sulky? Were real women this troublesome? Once I get upset, I can’t handle it.

If I had more experience, I would be able to solve it easily, but since it is my first time talking to a woman since graduation, it is even more difficult. What should I do?

Let’s throw some words at it.

“I will never use this skill on the goddess. It’s a promise.”

-How can you believe it?

“I promise with my little finger. I don’t even know how the skill is activated in the first place.”

“Is it real?”

Sophia actually put down the phone. He exhaled, strengthened his resolve, and held out his hand.

“I promise to bet quickly.”

“Yes.”

I hooked my little finger. I felt it when he helped me up earlier, and his hands were so soft. It’s almost suspicious that it might be a mollusk.

“Take a stamp.”

“Of course. Sure.”

After putting her thumbs together, Sophia’s complexion brightened noticeably. You’re not even a child, so you’ve lost your temper at this level?

Anyway, I’m glad. We have a relationship with a goddess and a servant, so we can’t continue to be at odds.

“But you can’t see the skill description in the status window?”

“Ah.”

“Oh?”

“I forgot…”

It’s really absurd. There was a way to check, but you just sulked?

“Don’t look at me like that! I was confused too! I was expecting it because it was an S-level skill, but wow, getting pregnant…”

“Naynay.”

“Aren’t you angry?”

Sofia must have finally realized her obscenity and looked up at me with wide eyes. You look really pretty. The cleavage was also slightly exposed, making me want to forgive anything.

In exchange for forgiveness, can’t you put your dick in that valley? If I tell you, Sophia will bring it up again, right? It’s unfortunate, but let’s aim for good timing.

“I’ll check your skills.”

“I’m sorry. I was wrong…”

“If I did something wrong, would you at least hold my hand?”

“Hand? Why are your hands?”

“You don’t want to kiss me because something like that just happened. Let’s just hold hands.”

“If I just hold your hand, will you forgive me?”

“Yes.”

“Okay.”

I held Sophia’s hand. Not satisfied with that, I subtly rubbed shoulders with her. Sophia flinched when she felt skin through the thin fabric.

“ needs to be like this…?”

“Let’s look at the status window together. Please check the skill description.”

“Okay…”

Sophia pretended like nothing was wrong and adjusted the status window screen, but it didn’t stop her hands from sweating.

I just held your hand, but are you conscious of me? cute. I feel like I have no experience with men. The goddess is probably a virgin. So, when my wish comes true, is it the day when the goddess’s ada is broken?

I have to work hard in battle. I can’t stand having a goddess’s hymen pierced.

“Check your skills!”

[Getting pregnant (S)]

[Getting someone pregnant through sexual intercourse. A pregnant woman, regardless of species, lays eggs, and from the eggs hatches children with characteristics of both human and other species.]

[*Available only to the opposite sex]

[*When using the skill, make sure to get pregnant.]

[*The time it takes to hatch varies depending on the species value. Up to 90 days.]

[*They inherit one or more of their parents’ talents and are born with one or more of their parents’ skills excluding impregnation. Depending on probability, you may be born with random talents or skills.]

[*The hatched child becomes an adult within one year.]

[*Children conceived without using skills have an average pregnancy and growth period, but are born with two or more skills.]

[Self-healing (A)]

[Recovers one’s body by deducting the number of uses.]

[*The number of uses and recovery varies depending on the bond with Sophia.]

[*Current Bond Rank F]

[Can be used 2 times. Recovery amount 20%]

Getting pregnant is a fraud skill. Anyone who has played the game of cracking eggs and picking out offspring with high individual value could tell that it was a piece of shit skill.

I’m not saying that if you just find a woman, you can extract a minion every 90 days. If I eat a dwarf, I could make a half-dwarf with dexterity worth 500 million won.

“That’s a good skill. Just like the goddess is worried, she won’t make you pregnant just by making eye contact.”

“Ugh. That’s right.”

Sophia seemed unable to concentrate on the status window. I got used to it, but he still cares about holding my hand.

From a man’s perspective, this is a truly gratifying response. Sophia, who had finally checked the skill description, twitched her hand and naturally nodded.

“Hey… Johan…”

“Why?”

“My hands are sweating a lot. Won’t you let go now?”

“Are you embarrassed?”

“Oh, no! That’s not it! That’s because I thought I held it long enough…”

“I’m embarrassed.”

Sophia couldn’t refute and kept her mouth shut. Seeing your bright red face makes me want to tease you more.

“The goddess is so cute. She’s the cutest girl I’ve ever seen.”

“Stop it…”

[The bond has risen to E rank.]

[Self-healing can be used 4 times. Recovery amount 30%]

“…”

“…”

“Kill me…”

“Will you keep holding my hand?”

“Ugh.”

The atmosphere became strange. What made my heart tingle was that I wondered if this was the kind of relationship that insiders were talking about. Even just holding my hand makes me feel so soft. What if I kiss it?

“Goddess.”

“Why, why?”

Without saying anything, I made eye contact with Sophia. As I stared intently, I saw Sophia quietly averting her eyes.

“Why are you like that…”

“The eyes are also very pretty. It’s like a jewel.”

I never thought I would say such cringeworthy lines out of my mouth. I reflexively tightened my hand and Sophia flinched like a startled cat.

Sophia must have liked the compliment that she was pretty, so my face was captured in her eyes. Isn’t this the angle for a kiss?

As we slowly narrowed the distance between us, a transparent screen appeared between us. When Sophia reflexively clicked, a beauty with straight black hair appeared.

-Sophia!

“Hiya!!”

Sophia got scared and walked away from me. Then he fanned his hand to cool off the heat on his face.

Then the beauty narrowed her eyes.

-Did I interrupt you? I was just clinging to a guy.

“Minions! It’s a minion! I had a contract!”

-You’re signing a contract like that? Were you holding hands too?

“Handshake! I shook hands!”

-Why are you yelling like that? Stabbed?

“Ugh…”

Sophia trembled. She asked me for help because she felt unfair because she was beaten, but in fact, I want to take the side of that dark-haired beauty.

It feels so good that I want to keep teasing it.

“Anyway, Doho. Why did you call me?”

-Change the horse?

“Why did you call me!”

Sophia gets angry. It feels awkward, like someone getting angry for the first time in their life. Sophia is a very kind goddess.

-I also bought a minion to commemorate becoming an adult. How about we practice on our own before battling with other trainers?

“Oh?”

Although it had only been a while since I met Sophia, I was able to read her inner thoughts because she was such a transparent goddess. It was hard. It’s a temptation that’s hard to refuse.

“I am confident.”

“Really?”

-Your minion has good confidence. Evrande. how about you?

-I am also confident.

-Then shall we battle? I will summon the stadium.

“Good!”

As soon as Sophia shouted, the environment surrounding us changed. Originally it was an entirely black space, but this is a stadium reminiscent of the Colosseum in Rome.

“Are you human?”

Dohoyo was a typical Asian beauty. Her facial features were Asian-like and her breasts were also Asian-like. When it comes to breast size, our goddess wins by a landslide.

“Your minion’s eyes look a little strange?”

“What, what.”

“Otherwise, it’s okay. Anyway, you made your first minion a human. Didn’t you see the newbie trainer guide?”

Sophia flinched. The elf whose master won the argument looked at me in triumph.

It’s the goddess and her minion. She’s pretty and has small breasts. After evaluating the appearance, my eyes were drawn to the pointy ears.

It’s a real elf. This is my first time seeing an elf. It didn’t feel real when I was summoned by the goddess, but it wasn’t until I saw the elf that I felt like I had escaped my normal daily life.

“A cocky person. Why do you look at me like that?”

“Knowing who you are about to fight is the basics of a warrior. I guess you’re not a warrior?”

Sophia widened her eyes and pursed her lips. Let’s read his mouth. ‘John is not a warrior either…’ Even though he can’t support his minions, he gets to the point.

Dohoyo gave a small exclamation.

“Hoo. Are you okay for a human? At least I won’t whine and say I don’t want to fight. This isn’t a talent you would have captured with your eyes. Did you use a lottery ticket?”

“What’s wrong with that!”

“Well. Since I don’t have much Holy Power, I probably couldn’t buy a good minion. If you train the minions obtained through the lottery ticket well, you can achieve good results in the border league preliminaries.”

“I’m aiming for the Champions League too!”

“With that minion?”

I was angry to see Sophia being pushed aside. She is innocent and kind and I enjoy teasing her, but she is still my goddess. I’m not someone who can go anywhere and be ignored.

“You provoked me from the beginning. Are you scared?”

Words that touch one’s pride. Jol. It is an all-purpose word that can provoke both women and men.

“What, what? under! Very cocky! Evrande! You can win, right?”

“Yes.”

“Sophia! We can’t lose either!”

“Uh, huh? Me, what do you want me to do?”

“Please support us!”

“Fighting Yohan?”

Seeing Sophia awkwardly taking a fighting stance gave me courage. This battle. You can never lose.

“Good! The battle begins!”

“John? That’s what I should say…”

“It’s the beginning!”

“John…”