episode_0002

Honestly, an ancient god? That’s just ridiculous.

Long ago, all the other minor deities were eradicated by humanity.

If we were to talk about the remaining gods, it would only be the demons of the demon realm and the goddess of the human realm.

But this foolish dark priest, Doruga, insisted on seeing the ancient god no matter what, so I had no choice but to follow along.

“Hah… Do you really think an ancient god makes sense?”

It was supposed to be just another demon. Surprisingly, demons being worshipped as gods was quite common.

But… this place is quite beautiful. The beautiful cherry blossom trees scattered around. Even in the summer, the cherry blossoms fluttering in the air made it seem like it was a place worth visiting.

To the villagers, this place was not seen as a sealed location of an ancient god, but rather a beautiful place where cherry blossoms bloomed all year round.

Honestly, if there really was an ancient god sealed here, there would be no way it would be perceived as a tourist spot. Most likely, they sealed it and made sure no one could get close by saying there were terrifying monsters nearby.

Unknowingly, I found myself looking around as I walked along the path, while Doruga was still busy moving forward.

“Just a little more! Just a little further! It was really written in that book!”

“If anything, there might be an ancient god there.”

“Ah… don’t mock me!”

Her slightly annoyed yet determined figure moving forward was quite impressive. Honestly, when it comes to enthusiasm for learning, she might even surpass me.

Well, it doesn’t really matter. If this is the kind of spectacle a god can create, it wouldn’t hurt to take a look.

“I found it!”

As Doruga raised her staff and hurried forward, I sighed and followed behind. Really… there’s no way an ancient god exists.

Even if it did, it would most likely be a demon, so it would be a waste of time to deal with it.

Following Doruga to the destination, we arrived at a small rundown wooden cabin.

It was strangely peaceful compared to what I expected.

Cherry blossoms fluttering in all directions. In the midst of it all, a dilapidated cabin worn down by time.

In the center, a broken unknown monument and decaying rope.

It definitely seemed like the place where the god was sealed.

“There’s nothing special… let’s just go handle the quest.”

I wasted my time for nothing. With a deep sigh, I tried to grab Doruga to turn back.

If I hadn’t suddenly heard a rustling sound, I would have just gone to complete the quest.

As I turned my head back, my body stiffened. It was inevitable. There was someone I had never seen before right in front of me.

Long flowing golden hair. Two cute pointed ears on top of the head.

Eyes tinged with a golden color, emitting a peculiar animalistic aura.

The thin skin under the white clothes seemed almost transparent. And there was a tail swaying gently on the hips…

What should I call this feeling? A fluttering heart?

I’ve never seen a man like this before. The rare, quiet man in front of me made all the men I’ve seen so far seem like mere scavengers fighting over their small numbers.

But, the being in front of me, who didn’t seem human at all…

With both hands neatly placed on his knees, he looked up with eyes so pure it was almost unsettling. Then he smiled.

What should I say, is this incredibly cute?

Is that a god…? No matter how I look at it, it doesn’t look like a god. It just looks like a cute and elegant demon, right?

“I found it! That’s the ancient god! Right now, it may seem weak, but if we give it a little strength, it will become incredibly powerful!”

Saying that, I boldly rush towards that creature and grab its hand. In that moment, I felt a fluttering sensation in my chest.

Why… is it just a creature I’m seeing for the first time?

“Um, excuse me… am I the Fox God, sister?”

How should I respond to the sight of a god asking if they are the Fox God?

How adorable.

“Perverted.”

“Huh…?”

Incredibly perverted. The revealing clothes, the animal scent emanating from their body as I get closer.

Drenched in sweat, the furrowed golden eyes. The tail swaying back and forth behind them.

I want to take them home and raise them.

Money is not an issue, so it doesn’t matter. Once I bring them home, anything afterwards will be fine.

I want to hold them close and stroke their fluffy tail. I want to bury my face in their chest and smell the animal scent wafting from them.

I want to slowly immerse them in my colors while they open up to me, smiling contently, showing me their clothes and holding my hands, asking me to embrace them…

“Sister?”

“Oh.”

Finally coming to my senses at their questioning gaze.

“Huh…? Isn’t it? But the book clearly…”

I barely pulled myself out of that daydream just now. If I had been a little late, I would have transitioned into a scene where I give birth to a child and live happily together.

“Anyone can see that it’s a god, right? It has ears on its head and a tail.”

It must be a god. If Doruga says this creature is not a god, there would be no reason for me to stay by its side.

I want to be with them, I want to indulge in them. I want to ride on top of them and playfully tease their waist, experiencing a pleasure I’ve never felt before.

Oh… if they were to become so broken that they look up at me with cloudy, dead eyes and whisper softly, “I hate you,”…

“It must be the Fox God. Perhaps it’s weakened so much that it ended up like this. Haha… with a body that’s nothing but pathetic…”

“Sir? What on earth are you saying?”

Doruga’s expression suddenly turned cold. Oh dear… no matter how forgotten and ancient the god is, it’s not right to call them pathetic. They must be feeling bad about it.

“Doruga, just keep your mouth shut.”

So I just told him to shut up. There’s no point in interfering in this situation. I have someone I want to devour right now!

“Uh, yes…”

In an instant, they became submissive. It’s inevitable since I’m much stronger than them.

“Well… don’t worry. The ancient god who has lost its memories, not even knowing who they are. I… no, we will take care of them. Hehe…”

Ah, I need to control my expression. I almost lost the charming god I just met. If I want to pounce on them in bed later, I have to act like a decent hero for now.

“Oh, um… I’ll just go.”

Oh no!

They seem to have sensed something strange. They’re trying to leave my side! Then my plan to seduce them every night and make them moan in pleasure will be ruined!

“It will take about three days to reach the village from here. Are you okay with that?”

Of course, it’s a lie. There’s no way a tourist destination that far away would take three days to reach. It would only take about two hours at most to arrive.

Sneaking a glance, Doruga nodded as if to say he understood. It seemed like he didn’t want to miss out on the god in front of him.

“Then, please help me until we reach the village.”

Got it! It really worked!

I’ll just have to play along and use Doruga’s power to return to the village right away. He’ll have plenty of excuses to make.

“What’s your name, our god?”

Smiling broadly, I approached and asked, and the fox god tilted his head. Finally, he revealed his name.

“S-Sirangi…”

Sirangi, huh. Well, well, that’s a good name.

It would be great to call out that name and hear a loud squeak inside. Doruga might even understand unexpectedly. Well, if things go well, I could just drag him along.

“Well then… after we go to the village…”

“Wait!”

At that moment, I almost told Doruga to mind his own business for interrupting. If he hadn’t spoken up so cleverly, I would have been in big trouble without even realizing it.

“What about our quest?”

This guy… did he really have that kind of taste?

The quest we’re on right now is to enter the slime cave and retrieve the core. If we get caught by the slime that melts clothes and drinks bodily fluids, we’ll be in big trouble.

He was unexpectedly perverted. Why bother with this when we could just go to the village? Does he want to see a god struggling in a pool of weakness?

Well… I guess I’ll have to accept it roughly.

“What? You’re saying this cute god is just standing there, and the quest is more important? You’re really something!”

“No, but, Hero! If we don’t complete this quest, we won’t have money to eat!”

He surprisingly knows how to lie. Is it because he’s a dark priest?

As they continued to argue, a voice came from the side.

“Um… Miss? Can I help you?”

Oh… I’ve been had.

“What? No! Don’t say such nonsense! Why are you going there!”

Hiding my wicked thoughts, I asked why he was going there, but Doruga turned the question back on me.

“Hero! We came here to seek help from the ancient god! But why do you keep doing this!”

Haha… it’s working, it’s really working.

“Kuh… but… it’s dangerous. I can’t help it.”

Pretending to be pitiful, I sighed deeply. Sirangi looked at me and spoke up.

“It’s true that it’s dangerous… but because you’re someone I just met, I want to help you. So… please, I’m asking for your help.”

Oh… oh, he’s cute and kind too!

For a moment, it felt like my uterus was quivering… oh… if this guy ends up struggling while watching his clothes melt away from the slime, I’ll just have to laugh.

Where do you see a god in this? He just seems like an innocent guy.

At that moment, there was only one thought in my mind.

Ah… I want to tease him!