episode_0002

“Crrr-! Kiaaaagh!!!”

Just a moment ago, I was masturbating, saying that it was ‘just a goblin’, but when that one goblin was full of life and pointed a rusty dagger at me, I was filled with fear.

‘If you get cut even once… ‘I don’t even have recovery skills!’

Even if you’ve been vaccinated against tetanus, wouldn’t you fall ill instantly if you get cut by that dagger?

If you have the recovery ability like the main character, you can heal quickly even if you get cut, so it would be okay, but at best, my ability is to make an onahole.

Turp-plop-

Is this what a mouse in front of a cat feels like?

The creepy guy approached me step by step, but I was so tense that I couldn’t even think about running away.

“Kerry! Kek!”

Seeing my very frightened appearance, he seemed to be elated and jumped towards me, wagging his long tongue.

At that time, I wondered if I was going to die from the dagger heading straight for my stomach.

(Roll sideways!!)

Cradangtang-!!

My body automatically reacted to the voice of Misung that echoed in my head, and I was able to avoid being stabbed by a dagger by throwing myself to the left.

“Keuuu… It fucking hurts… .”

Of course, my whole body was throbbing because I fell and rolled on the hard floor without doing anything, but what was even more surprising was that I avoided the goblin’s attack.

by the way… .

‘Who just shouted?’

One word that was crucial in avoiding the goblin’s attack during this hectic time.

However, there were only two people in this needlessly large tutorial room, the goblin and me.

I’m sure it wasn’t the goblin who told me… Then who… ?

(It’s me, master! It’s Yuri!)

“What… ? Yuri? glass… Could it be that you just made an onahole?!”

How the fuck can Onahole say this?

(Yes! Shall we kill the goblin first and then talk about it?)

What in the world is happening?

Yurina, an onahole that was successfully produced just before the goblin moved.

She(?) is the owner of the voice that echoed in my head?

There was cognitive dissonance as to what was going on right now, but she(?) was right.

The right course of action is to first deal with the goblin, which is staring at me as if it wants to kill me for dodging its attack with both eyes open, and then talk to him.

(I will support you! Please move according to the voice!)

The sound of her somehow trustworthy voice suddenly comes to my senses.

“Huh? Uh… I understand.”

what… Even so, I still don’t know what to do, but I lower my posture, watch the goblin’s actions, and wait for her voice.

“Kerrr!!! Isn’t it-!! Kyaak!!”

The goblin soon opened its eyes blue and ran towards me again like before… Finally, the moment when the distance from me was less than 3 meters left.

(When I give you the signal, take a step to the right!)

I almost had a mental breakdown again, wondering if I was going to die like this, but then I heard Yurina’s voice.

Perhaps thanks to the thought that I was not alone, my body did not stiffen like before.

Tatak!

The moment she finished speaking, the guy jumped up. He tried to bring down a flashing dagger at my heart.

(now!!)

Ssyuk-!

The moment Yurina gave the signal, I jumped one step to the right as she said.

“Kerry! Kekkeek!!”

I was able to avoid his dagger by a very narrow margin.

The guy was whining as he tried to pull out the dagger stuck in the hard ground, and Yurina seemed to think this was the right time to give him instructions.

(Now! Kick it! Kick it!)

I hesitated for a moment because I had never kicked a living thing other than a soccer ball with all my might, but I thought I couldn’t just let him pull out his dagger like this, so I ran straight ahead and gave him a soccer kick on the side.

bang-! Craddangtangtang!! Squeak-!

“Girl!!! Wow!!!!”

“Crazy… Was I this strong?”

Even though he had the size of a 7-year-old child, it made no sense for him to fly a distance of over 10 meters with a single light kick.

Also, I have a strength stat of 7.

Anyway, the goblin that flew like that rolled for a long time after it hit the ground, and the dagger that was pulled out along with it was lost and bounced far away.

(Good job! But you’re not dead yet. You need to confirm the kill before the goblin comes to his senses!)

“Confirmed kill? How?”

The word was confirmed and killed, and since I had never killed anything other than small ants or insects in my life, I naturally hesitated when told to kill such a large goblin.

Wouldn’t it be great if there was a weapon like a knife or a gun that could relieve the guilt… Wait, a weapon?

Just then, you can see the rusty dagger dropped by the goblin.

It is short and has protruding teeth, so it may be difficult to kill immediately, but it is a ‘weapon’ that can certainly end a goblin’s life.

Although it was a dagger that was shorter than the household kitchen knives most people have at home, it seemed much more humane than beating people to death with their fists.

Without hesitation, I picked up the dagger and approached the goblin who was squirming and trying to get up.

“Crrr… ”

The guy who was kicked by me was such a fatal blow that he was clutching his chest and coughing for a long time.

The goblin’s eyes, looking up at me holding a dagger, had suddenly changed from those of a predator to those of a prey about to be hunted.

‘He was such a weak guy… .’

Of course, I knew it in my head.

Goblins are the weakest of the weak and are treated as minor mobs even on the first floor, the starting point of the tower.

Even if you don’t have any fighting skills, you can easily defeat them if you fight a little calmly.

However, the fear of life and death that I had never experienced before hardened my mind and my body.

Although I still want to deny it, the sound of the breathing creature still breathing before my eyes is a stark reality.

The world, genre, and goal I have to live in from now on. Everything was changed by force.

“Phew… … Goodbye.”

It’s extremely unfair, but I have no choice but to change accordingly.

The dagger was driven straight into the man’s chest, where his heart was.

Snap!

Cutting the skin, tearing the muscles, piercing the heart.

Trying to ignore the horrible feeling of my teeth clenching.

“Keee!!!!!”

Green blood, different from human blood, splattered on my face and hands the moment I stabbed the knife, and the goblin’s terrible screams, which began to convulse with tears and drool, gave me goosebumps.

Whoops—

Nevertheless, he didn’t care and pushed it deeper and deeper until his heart was completely pierced.

I’m crying! I’m crying!

I pulled it out as is.

Green blood poured out from the stab wound in my chest and wet the soles of my shoes, soon forming a puddle.

The goblin, who had stopped convulsing, looked at me with resentment as if he sensed his fate… .

Slurp-

As it was, it drooped and the vitality of the pupils disappeared.

It really killed it.

With my own hands.

‘Fuck… It’s so real.’

It’s a completely different level of realism than chopping up monsters in a game or watching enemies fall down in a novel.

It felt so real that I had really fallen into the world of the tower in the novel.

Passs…

As soon as I realized that the goblin was dead, the blood on my hands along with the corpse instantly turned to ash and disappeared, but the rusty dagger I used to kill the goblin was still in my hand.

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Name: [Crude Dagger]

Grade: F-

Category: Weapon

Wearing conditions: none

Attack power: 3

Durability: 15%

-A dagger with only the blade shape. The blade is very damaged and seems likely to break easily.

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It is truly a weapon that is ‘better than bare hands’, as you never know when it will be destroyed and thrown away.

Just a moment ago, it was aimed at me, but now it is in my hands and has harmed its owner.

The slight remaining warmth in the handle made me feel uncomfortable.

Squeak-!

A weapon that will soon become useless anyway. I threw it on the floor.

(Although harming life is not a pleasant thing, if you want to live in the tower, it is better to be somewhat insensitive.)

“Ah… Yurina. yes. You are right.”

I was immersed in sentiment for a moment, but I can’t just be a child and be happy about one monster forever.

When negative thoughts collided, I said yes to Yurina, who spoke to me appropriately, and read the system message that appeared before my eyes.

[The first tutorial has been completed successfully.]

[Please take the previous portal to move to the next section.]

The tutorial room in the original work consists of three stages.

The first of them is a battle with monsters, just like before.

It was a step to clearly and clearly inform people that this was a world where they would die if they did not kill them, and to help them adapt to the feeling of killing living things.

Since I knew the contents of the second step, I decided to check it first before entering the portal.

I opened the ‘Onahole Management’ window, which I hadn’t seen before, and opened the [Yurina] tab.

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Name: [Yuri Rina]

Grade: S

Level: 1 (00.00%)

Role: 【Onahole】

(stats)

Strength: 33 / Dexterity: 24 / Stamina: 31 / Magic: 37

Remaining Stat Points: 0p

(skill)

-[Excellent] (C)

-[Shield Art] (C)

-[Shield Line] (A)

-[Guide] (A)

-[Atmosphere] (S)

Remaining skill points: 0p

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“… … ?”

What is this… … ?

It’s completely different from the miserable status window I saw earlier.

The stats are average, and even the number/grade of skills is hard to believe that this is an item I just made.

Just a moment ago, my mind was complicated by the thought of killing a life, but now it has become so complicated that it feels like my functions have completely stopped and I am a blank slate.

‘You can also raise your level? Could an item also have a role? Why are the stats so high? Wasn’t it just made? crazy. There are also five skills. The rating is also high, right? Is this really Onahole’s status window?’

dizzy.

Are these prints I’m looking at really real?

I stood there blankly for a while and re-read Yurina’s status window over and over again.

After understanding the situation to some extent, only airy admiration came out of my mouth.

okay. What do I need to say?

The grade is stamped right below the name. S.

‘her. S-class. Onahole. That… … ?’

Even though grades are given based on probability, they are based on skill alone without any compensation. And that too in just the first shot. A final salary was created.

her. Heh heh heh.

and! S-class Onahole! ha ha ha!!

Now, this is the end of Onahole, right? What the heck? haha!!

【Saint of the Star】? 【Hero of Light】? Fuck it all.

If someone asks me who I am, this is how I will answer.

『S-Class Onahole Owner』. Called… … .

Damn it.

Damn it haha