episode_0002

You are my Valkyrie.

As the name suggests, this is a yuri yuri game that is the background of the world I fell into overnight. It is a yuri yuri game that deals with the hard work, friendship, and love between the heroines at an academy that trains Valkyries. In the past, I was captivated by the illustrations and bought it without thinking, but later on, the reviews on it were so bad that I never got to play it properly.

Actually, I didn’t even know it was a Yuri game until I read the reviews.

Because there were too many men in the background to call it a lily game.

I heard that the production company put male mobs in the background and as extras for secondary creations such as intrusions into the story…

Anyway, because of that, it is a failed game with many reviews saying that people like me bought it without knowing it was a lily game and regretted it.

“But to be exact, that’s not why it became a ruined game. It was well-received when it was released.”

The illustrations were good, the convenience was good, and there was even a scene where Juji couldn’t stand up because his conscience was pricking him.

For various reasons, this game was well-received among fans at the time of its release, so it wasn’t a bad game in itself. However, in this case, it was later re-evaluated as a bad game, and the reason was that the developer made a huge mess of it in the sequel.

Of course, the sequel was the same as the previous one in terms of illustrations and convenience, so it can’t be said to be a bad game just by looking at the game itself.

The reason this game became a failure is none other than the way it utilized the previous game and its heroines.

Even though there were villains in the previous work, the background of the previous work was generally bright, but in the sequel, the background has changed to a post-apocalyptic setting. The heroines who were noble but on the side of justice have become executives of an evil organization in the sequel.

Also, where did the noble sight of them rubbing each other’s vaginas in the previous work go? In the sequel, they have become a nympho and are trying to rape the protagonist, a hero of justice, without even wearing any clothes, and there are many scenes where they reveal that they have become a body that cannot live without a vagina, such as constantly eating men.

It was a total shock to the extent that the treatment of the heroine in the previous work was a mess.

“For example, Setsuna. Does she know? How did she, the heroine of the previous work, become corrupted in the sequel?”

According to my memory, I bought the sequel right away because the reviews weren’t that good, and in the case of Setsuna, the blue-haired, busty heroine who had just grabbed me by the collar with eyes full of disgust…

‘Put on clothes? Why? Are you shameless? You idiot! If you go around naked, you can put your dick in whenever you want!’

When the protagonist shows up naked with only a sword and walks around with her breasts and vagina exposed, she is surprised and tells the protagonist to put on clothes. She shows off her body even more as if she has no shame and yells at the protagonist for being foolish.

‘Huh, so you’re just a mouthy guy after all. So what do you think? How do you feel about tasting this Miyamoto Setsuna’s pussy? What does my lewd pussy taste like that you called a slut! Now, give it to me. Hurry up and spit out your inferior genes into my pussy!’

When defeated, he would lay the main character down and climb on top of her, shaking her hips wildly until she died, or like other heroines, he would shamelessly walk around naked and look for her whenever he had time.

This kind of treatment of the heroines of the previous work, which is worse than dogs, and the act of simultaneously throwing shit at users who enjoyed playing the previous work, is the biggest reason why this game was re-evaluated as a failed game.

“Even the background of the sequel is so ridiculous. How can the world be ruined by climate change and sea level rise caused by the heroines’ fierce fighting?”

It’s just a wave of ghost stories.

“No matter how fiercely the heroines and superhumans dream of becoming Valkyries and heroes of justice at the Valkyria Academy, do you think the world will end just because of that?”

It’s not even completely ruined, it’s just somewhat ruined.

I wanted to parody a line from a cartoon. It’s not that the world is ruined, it’s just that about a third of the world is ruined.

Since the background setting is like this, the treatment of the heroines in the previous work must have been a mess.

As I was muttering to myself like that, the system, which had noticed this like a ghost, immediately spoke to me.

『That is why I have high expectations for you. Since you know how to shed tears when you see a polar bear losing its home, I have decided that you will be more willing than anyone else to train the heroines as a crossbreeder and guide them on the right path of love.』

“So it was just a coincidence that I cried… No.”

It’s true that I like polar bears, but not to the point where I shed tears.

‘I was just watching a documentary in the corner of the room, scratching my stomach, and yawning, so you’re making a weird mistake.’

There were many places I wanted to tackle, but I decided to stop.

To be honest, I’ve been struggling a lot since last year, so I’ve been looking forward to some sweet fruit lately.

“I should go report it sooner. That Setsuna bitch, she’s so angry at me that she’s secretly spying on me now.”

“I urge the swift rape of Miyamoto Setsuna.”

“Oh, what does that mean?”

If I get the chance I will, but not right now.

Because everything has its own order.

“Then when that time comes, you’ll rape me?”

“If I’ve been building up properly, it should be like that by now, right?”

“I’ll be waiting.”

After finishing a pleasant conversation with a system that had been strangely disparaging me and expecting me to rape her, I knocked on the door of the chairman’s office that had appeared before my eyes.

“Chairman, I am Kang Han-beom, the head of the leadership department. May I come in?”

-Come in

-Mr. Chairman!

“Hoo… ”

I heard a familiar voice following the chairman’s, and I took a deep breath, worried that she might search through the bag I was carrying. I quickly turned the doorknob and went into the chairman’s office.

“Good morning.”

“Yes, is this a regular report?”

“… ”

The one who greeted me as I entered the president’s office was Brunhild, the owner of a stunning beauty with silver hair and blue eyes and the student council president of Valkyria Academy.

“The following is a list of students who did not follow the dress code and were late today.”

“Hmm, you’ve had a hard time.”

Today, as usual, Brunhild was using her enormous breasts, which were too much to support with one hand, as a pedestal on her desk, and I almost sagged without realizing it, but I held back my laughter as I saw Setsuna standing behind her and glaring at me. I submitted the list of students whose names I had written down at the school gate earlier.

‘Okay…’

Of course, he pretended to submit the list and didn’t forget to lightly touch the coffee cup on his desk.

『The bad plot of the mating uncle (Passive) is activated.』

Since it was a secret hand movement that I did every day, there was no problem.

As I waited for Brunhild’s next words with such a shameless face, Brunhild, who had started looking through the list I had submitted without knowing anything, spoke to me.

“Was there anything uncomfortable? Was it that the head of the support department was looked down on or ignored?”

“None. Thanks to the chairman’s personal appointment, no one in the academy has ever done anything like that.”

“Is that so.”

“Hung, you’re trying to tease the chairman by taking advantage of the opportunity.”

Setsuna laughs as if he finds me acting like an upright young man ridiculous.

At that sight, a sinister laugh almost burst out again, but I had to hold it back because I was in front of Brunhild.

Even though she may not have been the sow knight Brunhild we saw in the sequel, she was now the student council president of Valkyria Academy, so considering her personality with a clear public and private life, now was the time to be serious.

“Well, there’s no frills today either. It’s nice to see you taking the lead even though I forced you into this position.”

As I waited with my mouth shut, Brunhild quickly glanced over the list and shrugged her shoulders slightly. At that, I tried to make my face look like that of a model young man, instead of trying to look like that of a crossbreeding uncle, and answered her.

“The chairman trusted me and entrusted me with this, so shouldn’t I work hard since I’m already doing it?”

“Okay, let’s believe it. I received the report. Here, I can get the list again.”

“Tch, I was lucky… ”

“No, can you be lucky every day? I also have to choose between public and private life.”

“This…!!”

Brunhild nodded and tried to return the list I had submitted.

At that moment, even Setsuna was clicking her tongue, thinking that there was nothing to find fault with in the list, and I took advantage of that gap to quickly ask Brunhild.

“By the way, Mr. Chairman, is there anything that is bothering you?”

“… You see? I haven’t been sleeping well lately, so I have stiff shoulders. If you can see that I’m uncomfortable, then it’s probably worse than I thought.”

“That’s why.”

“Huh?”

“The crossbreeding uncle’s snake-like tongue moves are activated.”

Brunhild answered me like that, and took another sip of the coffee I had just touched in my cup.

After confirming this, I quickly told Brunhild.

“If it’s okay with you, Chairman, can I give you a massage I recently learned?”

“Massage?”

“Yes, the support department is in charge of assisting the Valkyries, so it would be natural for them to be familiar with things related to regulating the Valkyries’ condition.”

“You! What are you thinking! Chairman! Don’t be fooled! ”

Setsuna, of course, yells at Brunhild, saying that it won’t work right away because she doesn’t trust him.

Brunhild also nodded and said.

“No. It’s not that I don’t trust you. As you can see, I’m very busy with work right now. I don’t think I’ll have time to get a massage.”

Is it acting or is it real?

It’s probably the former, with a high probability.

It was a little shocking, but I didn’t have high expectations to begin with.

“That’s okay. But if you change your mind, you can call me anytime.”

“There’s no way you can touch the chairman! If you’re done with your business, get out of here right now. No, I’ll drag you out! ”

“Ugh.”

Setsuna grabs me by the back of my neck and drags me out, shouting with joy.

I was so helpless that I was dragged away by her.

Just before being thrown out of the chairman’s office like a trash bag,

“Wait a minute.”

“What’s wrong?”

“Yeah, well, won’t you be out for a bit?”

“Yes! I will chase this evil bastard away with my own hands!”

“No, I wasn’t talking about the head of the strong-armed Beom Seondobu. I was talking to you, Vice President Setsuna. Would you mind leaving for a moment? Come to think of it, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to accept his favor.”

“Yes… ?”

Unlike Setsuna, who was flustered, I had to desperately hide the sinister smile that was threatening to appear on my lips again.