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Status Window and Cheat Abilities Make Me Invincible in This World. Probably.

“Status Window!”

Hazel Kamin [Contributor]

20-year-old female

Strength 5 Magic 20

Stamina 10 Agility 10

Skills

[Weakness Analysis]

Divine Protection

[Disease Resistance][Physical Enhancement]

[Complete Healing][Contraception]

[Mental Resistance]

Hmm. This was my monumental first status window after transmigrating to this world.

Regardless of the circumstances, transmigration is something that anyone who reads web novels would want to experience at least once!

The fact that I was experiencing it was a tad bit, well, very satisfying.

Shall we take a closer look?

First off, the name. Hazel is the name, and Kamin seems to be the surname. Oh, could it be that I’m a noble?

No, no. This world seems to be a bit of an oddball world where nothing is too out of the ordinary. It might not be like those fantasy worlds where only nobles have surnames or something like that.

Let’s not jump to conclusions.

And I didn’t expect it, but I have skills!

Weakness Analysis. I’ve seen something similar in mobile games where you raise your character’s attitude.

It was a game where the player, like a mother, soothes the bad-tempered pretty boys and defeats the demon king. Among them was the skill of a blond troublemaker character named Austin.

When you touch the glowing red part of the enemy’s body, it shows “WEAK!” and deals critical damage.

It seems like a common thing in RPG games that many guys play.

No, wait, that’s not important right now.

But what do you do after analyzing the weakness? What if you don’t have the skill or strength to exploit that weakness? Shouldn’t there be something like a fireball or something?

Still, even though it’s a bit disappointing right now, it seemed like a skill that would be very helpful someday.

And the list of divine protections below. Those are the SSS-grade cheat abilities that the system mentioned.

I decided to open the details of the first protection.

[Disease Resistance]

Women are prone to sexually transmitted diseases and infections when engaging in sexual activities with unknown men.

Parasitic infections transmitted through sexual organs and secretions

Viral infections through wounded vaginal, uterine, and anal mucosa

Various digestive disorders caused by ingesting semen and urine

However, in the face of this divine protection, all these worries are completely eliminated. You are immune.

You can engage in any reckless behavior without fear of falling ill or dying.

Moreover, with this protection, you can even heal diseases contracted from your partners, making you a sex goddess!

This is a protection that any woman would want to have.

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I read it again, wondering if I had misread it.

…Oh, you crazy woman! It’s called a cheat ability, but in the end, it’s for the purpose of having consequence-free sex!

Oh, what should I do now? It feels like realistic worries are creeping back into my mind.

I know there are women who enjoy being forced into such situations.

My friend Nayeon once came out while imagining being turned around by a fit guy and teased with, “Is your pussy already wet from being so angsty?” She even recorded it, and I still use the file to tease her.

But when I imagine receiving light touches from two handsome guys and just lightly stimulating myself, like a cute, soft kind of self-pleasure? It’s soft! Ugh, it’s really annoying.

The other protections were similar in purpose.

Physical Enhancement prevents internal injuries even if a monster’s gigantic penis penetrates you,

Complete Healing is for when you get injured during sex despite that,

Mental Resistance is useless when you’re unconscious from a hypnosis app and can’t enjoy being raped.

Oh, but contraception was a bit nice.

[Contraception Protection]

The biggest reason why many women who want to avoid rape and promiscuity can’t reveal their sexual boundaries! The risk of pregnancy.

But if you have the protection of Seoljang, you are completely immune to any unwanted intimate attacks from any restrained man.

Since ovulation itself doesn’t happen, no matter how much you’re attacked, there’s nothing you can do.

Without ovulation, of course, menstruation doesn’t occur either.

Of course, it’s a natural desire and right for a woman to want to carry the seed of a handsome man, right? That’s why this ability can be turned on and off by the user as they please.

But be careful.

In front of a man who you would recognize as your master, you might unconsciously surrender to ecstasy and inadvertently turn off the protection?

I didn’t really like the explanation, but regardless, it seems that as long as I don’t want it, I won’t have my period.

Since I can control ovulation as I please, I don’t even have my period in normal times! I made the right choice coming to this world.

I used to have heavy and long periods, carrying menstrual pads for a week each time, but now I’m free. I love you, Seoljang! You’re a goddess, Seoljang!

Goodbye overnight pads! Goodbye inflammation!

“Um… How do you feel, Kiyeoul? Do you like it?”

Hot! Seoljang immediately interrupted as she saw me getting overly excited due to not having my period.

I must have expected her to accept this situation.

“Are you crazy? Instead of this, why not give me an SSS-grade immortal skill? Or the ability to copy the skills of main characters? Something like that!!”

I mercilessly criticized Seoljang for this situation. Since I’m already in this world, there’s no way out.

So, I’m compromising by receiving cheat abilities, but this is going to be difficult.

“I feel unjust too! I can’t just give you anything. I can only give abilities that fit the world of the novel, which are considered good in this world.”

“Why are you feeling unjust! If only Seoljang hadn’t made a mistake, we could have been in a sweet romance novel!

If I had prevented you from drifting into a BL novel, I could have been a hero to 2 million readers!”

“If you feel unjust, then Kiyeoul has no reason to feel unjust either! If you hadn’t engaged in sponsor terrorism, everything would have been fine, why did you do that?!”

“That’s true… you’re right.

Then tell me one last thing. Tell me the basic synopsis or plot summary of this novel.

So that when disaster strikes, I can avoid it, and if there’s something I can help with, I will! I’m new to being reincarnated without knowing the original information.”

“Hmph. What can I do with a 20-year-old blood clot theme….”

“What did you say? Do you want this old lady to go in instead of me?”

“Anyway, no spoilers. I can only indirectly give hints based on the title and the protection I’ve given you.”

“What kind of hint is that? All I can think of is Kiyeoul getting pregnant after 100 days?”

At that moment, the white room began to shake.

As Seoljang hesitated to speak, I muttered to myself, not knowing what to say.

Seoljang then made a serious expression and tightly held my hands.

“There’s no time now. Remember this. Don’t commit suicide. Don’t let yourself be killed. Otherwise, your soul will be lost and unable to return.”

Light emanated from Seoljang’s hands and flowed into mine.

“You must survive until the end, no matter what.”

And then, Seoljang and the white room disappeared, and I found myself standing in front of a medieval checkpoint in a medieval-style city.

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When I came to my senses, I found myself at the end of the line waiting for the checkpoint. About ten people dressed in medieval attire were waiting in front of me, taking turns.

I had to go through the checkpoint to enter the city.

While waiting, I felt my body.

My height didn’t seem to be much different from my original height. 160cm. My figure was slim, but… oh, maybe because of the medieval setting, I could feel my abs and muscles in my arms.

I didn’t wear lenses or glasses, but my eyesight was quite good. This was another element I liked along with contraception. And another difference…

Oh, my chest! In Korea, even with a 65C cup, it wasn’t considered small, but my body was almost a 65E, a busty figure. Hehe, I’m excited.

Oh… I hope this isn’t a world where all women are treated like cows with no rights just because they have big breasts.

My mood improved, then quickly plummeted.

As I continued to think, the line grew shorter and I eventually got close enough to overhear a conversation between the person being searched and the guard.

“Ugh, this is frustrating. Lift your skirt a bit. It’s not visible. Is this your first time being searched? Are you a spy?”

“Isn’t it better to directly check and confirm? It’s my first visit to this city, so I’m not familiar with the process. If you tell me, I’ll comply.”

A conversation between a woman wearing a veil on her head and dressed in a priest-like outfit and the guard could be heard.

But the outfit, rather than a priest’s robe, was more like a tight-fitting school uniform in Korea, accentuating her body in a provocative manner.

Although her chest wasn’t visible from behind, she had a slender waist and a huge pelvis. It felt more like a Chinese dress than a priest’s robe.

Even the conversation was unusual.

“Oh, if that’s the case, I was rude. I apologize. First of all, welcome to the city of Roinsie, ruled by our Lord Roine.”

“In our city, the search for women involves lifting their skirts or showing their underwear, and the guards check if there are any hidden items by touching the underwear. Due to cases where clothes were damaged while lifting the skirt, the method has been changed.”

“Oh my. It’s quite formal. I’ve had a side slit torn due to the rough lifting of the skirt by guards in other cities I’ve visited. Other cities should learn from the advanced search in Roinsie.”

“Thank you for your praise. Would you mind lifting your skirt?”

The woman, dressed like a nun, lifted her skirt. It was so tight that not only the front was shown but also the back, revealing her buttocks.

Purple silk panties. Wait, why are the underwear so luxurious in a medieval setting?

But more importantly, what’s with this insane conversation? Is this a world of distorted common sense or something?

Hastily, I opened the status window to check my mental resistance. Since there was no information displayed, it didn’t seem to be the case.

Now, I was starting to feel the reality of being in this bizarre world.

“Ah! Oh, touching my clitoris like that makes me sensitive.”

“Um, yes. Everything seems fine. You may pass.”

Whether I was confused or not, the guard continued to touch the purple silk panties of the woman dressed as a nun and gave her the pass sign.

The nun expressed her gratitude for the gentle response of the guard and entered the gate. Oh my, it’s considered gentle for a man to touch a woman’s panties for the first time. Should I just commit suicide?

I looked down at my outfit. I was wearing a leather chest plate tightened with leather straps over a cotton tee and black leather pants that clung tightly to my body.

Feels like skinny jeans?

Oh my god! Ahhh! Ahhh! It’s embarrassing enough to lift a skirt, but pants too!

And I have to take off these skinny jeans-like leather pants that are clearly not easy to remove from my buttocks?

While I was thinking, time didn’t stop and finally, it was my turn for the search. I was sweating cold.

“Oh? An adventurer, huh? Lift your head.”

Huh? What about the pants? The panties? I raised my head as the guard instructed, in a daze.

The guard then checked my neck and gave the pass sign.

“Hazel, Grade 9. Alright, you may enter.”

As I passed by the guard, I touched my neck. It was adorned with a choker-like leather strap and ornament.

Judging by this, the owner of this body seems to be a Grade 9 adventurer, wearing that mark on the neck for credibility. Phew.

But wait, isn’t this a choker…? Not a dog collar?

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Should I just commit suicide?