episode_0002

My legs are numb from kneeling for a long time. My cheek was still tingling, so when I lightly touched it with my tongue, a sharp pain came over me.

“Goddess…”

“Stay still!”

How long do I have to stay like this? I lost feeling in my feet, so I placed my left foot on top of my right foot. I heard it would make it less numb, but it has no effect at all.

All these senses told me that this world was not a game but reality. I tried to shout out to log out, but it didn’t work.

“I told you to stay still!”

The goddess was angry. What did I do wrong? They say that your wish will be granted. Is sex that difficult?

Actually, it is difficult. Earth is an unbalanced game, making it impossible for anyone to enjoy the main content, sex. People like me had no choice but to use virtual reality Yasuna Chicken and Mac sex version 2.

Thinking about it makes me sad again. As she lowered her head, the overbearing goddess’ attitude changed.

“Bill. I will forgive you because you are reflecting. Mr. Yohan is a servant and I am a goddess. Did you remember it clearly?”

“Yes.”

“And…”

Something cool touched my cheek. I was surprised and looked up to see the goddess putting a cold pack on my cheek. Her slightly red cheeks and shaking eyes, as if she was embarrassed, couldn’t be more pretty.

“I’m sorry for hitting you. It hurt a lot, right?”

“A little bit.”

“I’ll help you get better quickly. All the pain goes away.”

It’s a very childish order. But I felt at ease. One of the reasons I envied children with parents was because of childish behavior like this.

The goddess also had the attribute of magic.

“Maman…”

“What are you talking about!”

The goddess got angry and slapped my cheek with the pack. I was prepared for pain, but it didn’t hurt at all.

“Huh?”

“It’s late, but let me introduce myself. I am Sophia, the only god on Earth. It has healing abilities. Although we cannot resurrect someone who died shortly after birth, we can lightly treat John’s wounds.”

“Ohh.”

Just a moment ago, she looked like an ordinary local girl, but now she looks more like a goddess. Sophia, encouraged by my reaction, began to explain without asking.

“The reason for summoning Mr. John is to participate in the war of the gods.”

“War of the gods? Who are you fighting with?”

“No. How should I explain this? First, let me explain what the war of the gods is.”

Sophia starts with the history of the wars of the gods, and explains that each god battles with his minions. He explained that there is a league even in the outer space where he is located.

That’s what I thought after hearing it all. This is a Pokemon. Since it is a game that God plays with humans, should we call it Humanmon?

“Do you understand?”

“Yes.”

“Johan’s understanding is really good!”

Sophia clapped and rejoiced. This god says he is in charge of Earth, but doesn’t he know about the game that has been around for over half a century?

If you’re mistaken, it’s okay for me. As I watched him talk, it seemed like he still vaguely walked the line between performance and affection.

Normally, young children tend to focus on affection over performance, so the same would be true for Sophia. So, I should try to build a bond with Sophia so that I don’t get kicked out even if a creature like a dragon enters the party.

The surest way to build a bond between minions and gods. It’s sex.

“Then let’s sign the contract now. Will Mr. Yohan become my minion?”

[Once you enter into a contract, your wishes cannot be changed. Do you want to accept it?]

I looked at Sophia’s eyes, but seeing that her complexion didn’t change at all, I guess she didn’t see the message. I can’t resist having sex with a goddess.

“Yes.”

“Good. Now John is my minion.”

Sophia, who had put aside the polite language, tried to show her true colors, but the message struck her.

[‘John’, a human from Earth, has become a servant of the goddess ‘Sophia’. John’s wish is to have sex with Sophia. According to the contract of the great ancient god ‘System’, Sophia must grant John’s wish.]

“…”

“…”

“…”

“Sex?”

Sophia hastily covered her chest.

“Sophia. You should have your wish granted.”

“Woo, wow…”

“Are you rejecting it? This is a violation of the contract.”

As I approached, Sophia hit her butt. She cried and held out her hand.

“Now, wait a minute!”

“Do you need time to mentally prepare?”

“We met for the first time today!”

“On Earth, this type of behavior is called a one-night stand.”

“One night… But, just give it a little time!”

If you push too hard, things may not get done. In the fairy tale of the North Wind and the Sun, the sun took off the traveler’s clothes.

To undress Sophia, you have to act like the sun.

“Whoa… Whoaa…”

Sophia took a deep breath and made a decision.

“It’s impossible right now.”

“Then when will it happen?”

“How about unlocking them sequentially?”

“Yes?”

It’s not even a game achievement. What are you talking about?

“You know. People get paid based on performance, right? This wish goes like that, um, so if Yohan subdues a wild creature and turns it into my minion, I’ll give him a kiss as a reward, and if he wins the league, he, three, sex…”

“If we win the league, we will have sex. I like it.”

Since clear standards have been set, you can’t just go ahead and take them out. There is no requirement that I even have to participate. I said that Sofia is a young god, so as she gets older, she will bring in other minions, and if they carry hard and win the league, I can pick Sofia.

“Then I promise.”

“Yes!!”

Sophia was purely happy. If I were born as a human, I would have been scammed at some point. I held onto Sofia’s still outstretched hand tightly.

“Heek?!”

“This level of skinship is okay, right?”

“Ugh…”

Sophia stood up embarrassed. Even after getting up, he avoided my gaze and cleared his throat loudly.

“Anyway, since you became my minion, you would have gained the initial skills. Check it out.”

“Do you have any skills?”

Without “, races that can’t handle magic would be at a huge disadvantage. It’s a benefit for balancing.”

I wish I had the morale skill.

“How do I check skills? Can I just shout status window?”

“How did you know?”

In my previous life in another world, cheat skills were the rule in the status window.

“Status window!”

[Race: Human]

[Name: Johan]

[Level correction: Step 1]

[Talents: Visual acuity, dexterity, iron man.]

[Skills: Self-healing (A), impregnating (S)]

“What skills did you acquire? Since you’re my minion, you got the healing skill, right? What is the grade? And how many? They say talented minions start with 2 skills. Are there two by any chance?”

“First of all, there are two. One is Class A self-healing.”

“Yay!”

Sophia was so excited that she jumped up and down. The large breasts that swayed every time she jumped in place caught the eye.

After all, a goddess. You have goddess-like breasts.

“What are your other skills?”

“First, let me talk about talent.”

Getting pregnant is not a skill that any sane person can master. No, why is that thing S-tier in the first place? Did the system punish me because I wished for sex?

“There are three, including visual acuity, dexterity, and iron man.”

“Wow! Do you have 3 talents? As expected, it was a good idea to use the summoning power! They say that humans are average even if they only have one talent! Dynamic vision and iron man are talents that are helpful in battle! If you had magical power, you would be an S-class human. It’s such a shame.”

“I understand moving vision, but what is iron man?”

“It’s a truly rare talent! I have better physical abilities than others, my body is strong, so I don’t get hurt easily, my recovery is good, and my stamina is high! It goes perfectly with self-healing!”

For some reason, even if I don’t exercise much, I don’t gain weight and have a decent amount of muscle. The stamina that allowed me to not get tired even after hitting 3 consecutive hits was thanks to Iron Man.

“What about dexterity?”

“This is a talent that production-type minions mainly have. Items made by craftsmen with dexterity often come with options! It’s a talent that even dwarf minions don’t have. Hehe, I’m excited! I should post it on the community!”

community? I took a peek at the huge screen that Sophia had put up.

[Newbie trainer picked a minion with visual acuity, iron man, and dexterity. Is this a good thing?]

ㄴ Block Bitik

ㄴ Yes~ That’s all it is, skill~ If you send your minion to battle, it gets scared and trembles, gets beaten like a dog, and then retires~

ㄴ (Secret comment) Are you a dwarf? If you are a dwarf with great dexterity, you can buy it for 500 million nova.

“Heeheehee. I’m excited.”

“Btick.”

“You can call it Btic! Our Yohan is the best!”

Sophia hugged me tightly. The positive attitude has spread so much that female characters in virtual reality cannot match it.

The hair tickled my chin and the heavy baby mamma dispenser pressed down on my stomach. The goddess doesn’t wear a bra. A soft texture was felt on the bare skin.

Naturally, my lower abdomen became stiff. I nudged Sophia and she fell off in embarrassment.

“Mmm. Mmm.”

“This is a physiological phenomenon and we can’t help it.”

“Yeah, really? Anyway, our Yohan is a genius!”

This is my first time hearing a genius. I couldn’t understand the saying that praise can make even a whale dance, but this is how it felt.

“Then can you give me a reward?”

“Compensation…reward? Umm. Yohan hasn’t done anything yet…”

“They say he’s a genius. It’s not sex, so don’t do that too much.”

“Then, a little bit?”

“Just give me a kiss.”

“Ugh…”

Sophia, who was contemplating, closed her eyes tightly.

“That’s enough! Good!”

I need to get it done quickly before I change my mind. I naturally hugged Sophia and slowly brought my face closer. When we got so close that we could feel each other’s breath. Sophia opened her eyes and pushed me away.

“Now, wait a minute. You still don’t know what a skill is. I will listen to that and listen to you.”

“Ah.”

This is going out.

“Why can’t you speak? Could it be that you lied to me?”

“That’s not true…”

“I can’t believe it. I confirm!”

Sophia, who had displayed my information on the screen where she had been chatting just a moment ago, froze like a stone statue. Her eyes wandered pitifully as she lost her way.

My shaking eyes closed tightly. Sophia muttered as she rubbed her eyes.

“It’s strange. I guess I saw it wrong. To get pregnant. Something like that… hey!”

Sophia sat down. She kept muttering things like ‘S-Class… Pregnancy… It’s not real…’.

It looks like he won’t even give me a kiss. I’ll have to try it before I come to my senses.

“Sophia isn’t she nice? Kiss.”

“This pervert! beast! Don’t come!”

ah. Fucked.