episode_0002

“What do you mean, a paladin? I heard wrong, right?”

What is a Paladin?

Although they are elite soldiers in charge of the church’s military power and the protagonist of ugly rumors, such as splitting the tops of demons and heretics in half, a paladin is also basically…

“It doesn’t make sense that you are a priest.”

“You heard right.”

“Don’t lie! There’s no way a scoundrel like you could become a Holy Knight!”

“Other people seem to have slightly different thoughts. He told me that I have the qualities of a great paladin.”

“Everyone, everyone is being deceived. If I somehow don’t tell the truth – Ugh!”

When I didn’t believe Hera’s words, she grabbed my cock with her right hand.

“I think you keep doing this because you want to be fucked by me, but it’s no use, so just stay still.”

I couldn’t resist the feeling of his grip that my body remembered.

Because my body was already used to being subservient to her.

“Damn, I was a noble male knight… .”

“Stop talking nonsense.”

Seeing Hera speaking sternly, I had no choice but to give up on the strategy of ‘getting eaten by a subordinate I met again after two years’. Instead, I decided to ask something I was curious about.

“Chet. By the way, you have to have divine power to become a paladin, right? But you-”

Woe!

Hera let go of her hand on the cock and a white light erupted from her hand. The scene was quite sacred, unlike her image.

“Oh, just show me with the other hand.”

“Is that all about appreciation?”

She just said that and didn’t hold the dick again.

“It is sacred. When did it bloom?”

“It’s been less than a year. When I woke up in the morning, I realized that this power was inside me.”

“Giving divine power to a woman like that… . You’d rather give it to me.”

If I had been able to use divine power, I could have been an adventurer and lived my whole life as a corrupt priest without having to work at a magistrate’s office.

I am proud that I have lived an honorable life, but Hera seemed to think a little differently.

“I told you so. I only treat the vice-captain harshly. I don’t think it’s anything compared to the vice-captain who sets everyone up.”

“Ha, do I look like such a slutty guy?”

“Isn’t it? Aren’t you working at a brothel because you’re naughty by nature and have great physical strength, so you want to satisfy your overflowing sexual desire and make money while doing so? Well, it seems like there are few customers.”

It was the perfect answer.

“Looking at your expression, I think you’re right.”

“Ugh, what do you know about me.”

“I know a lot. Maybe you know more than your future wife.”

“What about the wife? Don’t talk nonsense and if you’re not going to do anything dirty, go ahead.”

As I was waving my hands and saying that, something strange occurred to me.

“Hey, but where are you, a paladin?”

“I belong to the Church of Light and Abundance. And exactly-”

She tried to say something, but it was less important than what I had to say.

“The priests there can have sex!”

Although there are differences in doctrine and regulations among each denomination, the Church of Light and Abundance did not prohibit sexual activity by clergy. Strictly speaking, the position is to guard against debauchery and excess, but to allow enjoyment in moderation.

It was a generosity worthy of the continent’s largest denomination.

Hera stopped speaking and looked down at me with cold eyes. I felt something squishy moving in my eyes and my fur stood up.

“I was just about to tell you, but I am not a paladin yet.”

“… Then?”

“It is still in the process of implementation. And abstinence is the rule during practice.”

What is this again?

“Then I guess it makes no sense to come to Changgwan in the first place.”

I have to abstain, but I will go to Changgwan. There is absolutely no bullshit.

“I was just planning on massaging the man’s body for a bit. Even my kind mother will understand this much.”

Seeing Hera babbling shamelessly gave me a headache. It was clear that the divine power that was supposed to go to someone else had been misdirected.

“Wow, what kind of holy knight can a bitch like you do… . So when does the practice end?”

“I think it’s difficult to give a definite answer because it varies from person to person. If it ends early, it ends quickly, and if it ends late, it ends late.”

“Well, I understand. It’s unfortunate, but there’s nothing we can do. Come visit me once you become an official paladin. I’ll do it for free.”

“Wasn’t it free from the beginning?”

“This bastard. Pay the money the second time.”

Hera chuckled at my own defiance.

“Let’s talk about that later. Do you plan on staying here in the future?”

“I have no intention of leaving now. What about you?”

“I don’t think I’ll be able to stay for long because of my training.”

“I see. Be sure to come back later.”

“Yes. When I become an official paladin, I will deal with it properly again.”

Hera stroked my head for a moment, then got off the bed and prepared to leave.

“Going already? There is still time left.”

“I don’t think I can stand it any longer.”

“Oh… .”

Since she had not taken off her clothes, preparations were completed by putting on the sword.

“See you later then.”

“Yes. Be sure to come.”

We ended with a simple greeting and promised to meet again in the future.

“Hera… I’m glad you’re safe. however… .”

In the room after Hera left.

“It’s not right to just touch it like this and call it a day… .”

There was only one (former) male knight who was very anxious and was struggling with sexual desire.

“Guests won’t come… .”

The second customer of the day arrived around the time the sun began to set.

***

In the end, there were only two guests today, including Hera. I had proper sex with the second customer, but I was not able to completely relieve my sexual desire. I had barely managed to get rid of any major complaints, so my body was still hot.

“Should I seduce anyone outside? .”

Honestly, if I were a soft-spoken type like other men, I might have had more qualms about seducing women.

However, he was tall and no matter how slender his body was, he had the muscles trained as a knight, so it was obvious that if I approached him to seduce a woman, she would only be wary.

Even if you let down your guard and say, ‘Let’s do this with me,’ you don’t know whether the other person will accept it or not. ‘You’re a little…’ .’ There is a good chance that it will be rejected.

And honestly, I’m embarrassed. Even so, he is a timid man.

Even adventurers like ” don’t regard them as men… .”

Adventurers, regardless of gender, tend to have a high sex drive, as they have no choice but to improve their physical strength due to the nature of their jobs and sometimes have to risk their lives to carry out requests.

But even those female adventurers never flirted with me. No, there was, but it was closer to a joke than a sincerity.

To borrow the words of one adventurer, “He is the best as a companion, but as a member of the opposite sex, he is not good. I don’t think my husband would be suspicious if we spent the night together at an inn. ” That seems to be my reputation.

By the way, the adventurer who said those words had to pay the price he deserved.

“No, but in a world where men and women are reversed, shouldn’t women just cling to each other?”

Is it because the reunion with a colleague I remember with my body and mind ended lukewarmly? Today, I felt sad about my situation.

“Just because they show their bare legs, shouldn’t these beauties have nosebleeds on top and love juices on the bottom and have to get out?”

I’m sure it was like that in a novel about gender reversal that I read in my past life… .

“Huh? Even if there is just a little bit of exposure, women will start flirting and call you a slut. Even the princess of an empire can’t come to her senses because I’m a boy of transcendent beauty-”

dripping.

I, who was crazy with sexual desire and talking nonsense, silenced my mouth when I suddenly heard a knock on the door.

“… I’m sure you didn’t hear that.”

My overheated head quickly cooled down.

dripping.

I shook my head once and said.

“Come in.”

The door opened and someone came in.

“Hey.”

“Huh? What’s going on here?”

The name of the person who entered the room was Chloe Moral. She is a woman who does various miscellaneous tasks at the store.

We became close friends as we ran into each other, but rarely came to my room. Because there was no reason to do that.

“No, I was just wondering if the customers were well received today.”

Chloe said, running a hand through her dark hair like mine. Unlike me, who even has black eyes, her eyes are green.

“Something new. Only two people came, two people.”

At my answer, she frowned and looked like it was a waste.

“Ah, if only one less person came.”

“What do you mean, ‘If only one less person had come’?”

When I asked an incomprehensible question, Chloe gave a bold answer.

” These days, my brother is betting on how many customers he will receive.”

“… I don’t understand. Can you explain it again?”

“It’s literally like that. The person who guesses how many customers are looking for Oppa each day wins.”

Seup. under.

I took a slow deep breath.

“Can you tell me who the people making that bet are?”

Chloe spoke in a firm voice as if sensing something unusual.

“Well, why is that?”

“Why why?”

“?”

I, who was sitting on the bed, immediately got up and flew towards her.

“I’m trying to do this to you!”

The hectopascal kick exploded into Chloe’s chest, drawing a beautiful trajectory. For a split second, I felt a soft touch on my feet.

“Gagging!”

Chloe fell backwards. If you control your strength, you probably won’t get hurt. maybe.

“Phew. I don’t know what kind of bitches they are, but… If women catch me, I will force them to do it. To be raped by a man like me. As a woman, you won’t be able to raise your head. Hehe… .”

They will definitely pay the price. It is applied 500 times as a shameful crime.

Chloe fell to the floor and trembled in fear at my terrifying sentence.

“Is that a man…? .”

“The first batter is you. Chloe.”

“What, what?”

“It would be better to take it off obediently when you say something nice. Baby.”

She is 24 years old, 4 years younger than me, so she can be said to be a child.

The green-eyed boy stuttered as if embarrassed, but soon regained his composure.

“Of course, you should take it off. These are the words of a boy of transcendent beauty that would make even the princess of the empire cry, so of course we must follow them.”

I suddenly heard someone say something politely, so I said something, and it was Chloe who suddenly launched a 9-circle mental attack. Why would an archmage of this level be in Changguan?

“Did you really hear that?”

Chloe said calmly.

“I heard the part about flirting and such.”

I can’t help it.

“Okay. It’s a killer insect.”

Did he read the murder in my eyes? Chloe waved her arms urgently.

“Wait! Wait a minute!”

Even though I already knew him, it would be the humane duty to listen to his last words. I paused for a moment and waited for her to speak.

“Sex, do you want sex.”

“What kind of tone do you mean by that? I do want sex.”

“Then, will you take off the virgin label of my younger brother?”

“I commit it.”

Where do you do modifications? It must be a dastardly ploy to avoid the situation. I caught Chloe dancing in her pants.

“No, really, it’s real! I said I would let you meet once because you like men like my brother!”

The (former) driver’s keen senses captured the sincerity buried in her earnest voice.

“… Really?”

“Really.”

“If it’s a lie, I won’t leave you alone.”

“Oh, it’s true.”

“… Just this time.”

When she let go of her hands on her pants and stood up, she had a look of relief on her face. It was a shame, but I decided to skip this time, so I had no choice but to promise next time.

“But do you hate doing things with me that much?”

Chloe, who was getting up from the floor and straightening her clothes, looked up at my question.

“Honestly, it’s possible just looking at his appearance, but he was so powerful that I thought he was being pounced on by a real woman. What kind of man in the world would act like that… . Do you know what I’m talking about?”

I tried to retort. But I couldn’t do it.

As I looked sullen, Chloe seemed a little worried and came closer to me and tapped me on the shoulder.

“But if everything goes well this time, we might get married. huh? So cheer up, brother.”

“Marriage?”

“Yes. why? A younger friend I know said that she likes men like you. It seemed like he was thinking seriously.”

“You sure you didn’t tell me that I work at Changgwan?”

“I told you. But I also made it clear that we didn’t receive many customers. He says he’s okay.”

If it weren’t for my superhuman patience, Chloe would have ended up lying on the floor again.

“Okay, when is the time?”

“Are you okay the day after tomorrow at noon?”

“Noon the day after tomorrow somewhere.”

“‘The White Jewel and the Bard’ dessert is delicious there. You know it too, right?”

Although other dishes are delicious, this restaurant is especially famous for its desserts. I don’t go there often, but the price is a bit high, but the taste is definitely good.

“You know. Then, let’s meet there the day after tomorrow.”

“Do your best this time. Go ahead and don’t do it again like before. You need to act like a man. There is also a womanly, easy-going charm, but honestly, my brother thinks that’s a bit too much.”

Honey chestnuts flew onto Chloe’s forehead.

“Ugh, I’ll just go.”

She opened the door, holding her forehead with one hand.

“Just a moment before I leave.”

“Huh? Why?”

“How many people did you bet on? If you look at what I said earlier-”

Chloe said firmly.

“One person. I gave this a lot too.”

“Hey, you two bitches.”

Unfortunately, the second hectopascal kick split the air.

“Anyway… In fact, it’s like a blind date.”

Chloe said that she would accept the virginity of a friend she knew, but upon hearing the story further, it seemed like it would be a serious meeting.

My first blind date in my past and present lives. For some reason, I felt a little excited.

“If you deceived me, it is a crime. It must be committed.”

Of course, if Chloe comes out strong, I’m willing to fuck her naked.