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“Um……Huh? Where am I?”

I clearly remember lying down in bed and falling asleep because I was so tired from masturbating, but when I opened my eyes, all I saw was a very blue sky.

Of course, the house I live in has a ceiling that is blocked off and I bought blackout curtains so the room doesn’t get any sunlight, so it’s absurd that such a clear sky is spread out before my eyes.

“Euhhhh?!”

What’s even more amazing is that it looks like I’m on a cloud floating in the sky where I woke up.

“It won’t fall, right?”

I pressed my hand against the cloud floor and it felt quite soft, but fortunately it didn’t feel like I was going to fall down, so I looked around with relief.

“What is this situation?”

When I looked to the side, I was dumbfounded to realize that I was in a place that had nothing to do with my room, with only the vast sky and a floor of clouds visible.

‘But why is my heart so peaceful?’

In a normal situation like this, I would have been confused and scared like crazy, but for some reason, my mind was so calm right now.

“Son…”

“Huh?….You?!”

And when I heard a voice calling me son, I turned around and saw a huge man, who looked to be at least 10 meters tall, sitting on a large throne and looking at me.

Although I was surprised, I was only slightly surprised by the sight and could instinctively tell who the huge man was.

“Are you…God?”

“That’s right, son…”

Even though he never told me and I was at an age where I didn’t believe in God, I could tell that the man I was seeing was God and I didn’t have even an ounce of doubt about it.

“Why am I here?”

“I’m here because I died”

“Ah…I see…”

Even though I heard that he died, my mind was still at peace and I just accepted the fact that he was dead.

‘Seeing you like this, it really seems like you’re dead.’

Normally, it wouldn’t be strange for someone to go crazy and deny the reality of his death, but I didn’t feel that way at all and I instinctively knew that this was because he was dead.

“Then am I going to heaven?”

“No, son….That’s for you to decide…”

“Really? Then that’s good.”

I was worried that I would be told that I had committed many sins in my life and would therefore have to go to hell, but it didn’t seem to be the case.

“But why did I die? I clearly only remember lying in bed and sleeping?”

I wondered if someone had broken into my house while I was sleeping and killed me…

“He died of a heart attack because he masturbated too much”

“…..I see..”

I thought it might be better not to listen at all, but since I had already heard it, the feeling of being fooled began to rise like a tide.

‘My mind is at peace, but I’m so confused…’

My face turned red with embarrassment and shame, as if my emotions had not completely disappeared even after I died, but since I was already dead, there was nothing more to be ashamed of.

“For your information, your body was cremated safely after being found by your coworkers who came to look for you when you didn’t show up for work.”

“I didn’t want to know that!!”

The reason I died was embarrassing enough, but when I found out that my coworkers all saw it, I just wanted to throw myself on the ground… no, bury my head in the clouds and die again out of shame.

“Phew…yeah it’s already over….”

I thought that there could be nothing more embarrassing than being dead…….

‘Hey…..porn!!’

I thought I had nothing more to be ashamed of, but then I remembered my 100TB external hard drive that I had just finished before I died, and I asked God urgently.

“Ho, what happened to the external hard drive in my room? Seo, you didn’t see it together, did you? ”

“That’s…”

“Please say no!!”

Even if I say I’m dead, if someone else finds out, I think I’ll be so embarrassed that I’ll want to die again.

Even if you just collect pornography on your computer, it’s a human desire to want to delete it all before you die, but you have 100TB of it and you collect it on an external hard drive?

That’s something that would make a human being want to commit suicide.

‘Oh my god, please!!!!!…….Is this guy God? Please!!’

“Oh my god, please get rid of all those external hard drives!!!!”

It’s a shame to get rid of everything, but it’s a hundred times better to get rid of everything than to expose it to other people.

“Are you talking about these…”

Woohoo

“Th, those!!”

As God waved his hand slightly, something began to appear in the air.

“My porn!!”

They were my external hard drive with 10 years of porn collection, and I was so happy to finally be able to watch them.

‘Ah… But it’s useless anyway….’

It was a useless thing without a computer, but I was relieved that it wasn’t shown to other people.

“…..But why is God holding that?”

It felt quite strange to see a god holding my porn, looking exactly like the stereotypical image I had pictured in my head.

“First of all, I don’t have a specific appearance, but rather, I have an appearance that is a projection of the image of God that you imagined….”

“Oh, are you reading my mind?”

“That’s right…”

“Yes…”

I made a promise to myself not to have any rude thoughts, even in my head, and started listening to what God had to say.

“And the reason I’m holding this is because I want to make a deal with you…”

I was quite surprised when God spoke to me in a majestic voice while recognizing this.

“Can’t you just take it? You’re a god..”

Honestly, I would feel bad giving away all the porn I’ve collected, but I couldn’t understand why a being that can do anything it wants would want to trade all the porn I’ve collected with me.

“There are rules to everything, and even God has to follow them…”

“I see…”

I decided not to ask any more questions because it seemed like a story from a higher realm that I couldn’t understand.

“Even though you are dead, this object is yours in this world. So this object is yours….”

Even though I’m dead, I think God has to make a deal with me to keep the things I had in this world.

At the same time, the most incomprehensible question arose in my mind.

“Do you know what’s in there…?”

“That’s right…”

“Hmm……I see….”

I wondered if I had accidentally brought the wrong item, but God’s answer was so firm and certain that I was left speechless.

‘God…pornography?’

I have very complicated feelings when I hear that God needs pornography, even though the things on that external hard drive are nothing important.

“Excuse me….Do you know what I’m trying to do with that in there?”

I asked God, wondering if he might be doing something important that I didn’t know about.

“……It’s a secret….”

‘That’s right!!’

If you don’t have anything to hide, you can just tell me where to use it, but if you avoid my gaze and say it’s a secret, I won’t have to ask you what you’re going to use it for.

I was dumbfounded because I never thought that God would masturbate with porn.

“So, are you going to make a deal or just get rid of this thing forever and go to the afterlife…”

“Um…”

Honestly, I think it would be a huge waste to just get rid of 100TB of porn.

It’s a shame that they’re just disappearing without meaning to me, since they’re adult videos that I’ve collected over a long period of time and they reflect my tastes to the fullest.

‘But if God uses it….wouldn’t that be better..’

I honestly can’t believe that someone else wrote the adult videos I collected… and that they were written by God, but I thought it was okay because I thought they were written with meaning.

“Ah!..But what happens to me if I don’t make a deal and just go to the afterlife?”

“Then you will live forever in a place filled with peace, free from all unhappy feelings. ”

“Um…..”

It wouldn’t be bad to spend eternity in a place filled with peace, but I would rather hate the idea of just being in a place with nothing special about it.

“So if you want to make a deal with me and I give you all those external hard drives, what do I get in return?”

“I’ll give you two choices….One is to be born again in the original world and live a new life…Two is to live in the world you idealize…”

“What is an ideal world?”

Swish..

In response to my question, God didn’t say anything and just held out the external hard drive for pornography in front of me.

“Seo, really?!”

“That’s right….I’ll let you live in this pornographic world you desire”

“Ohhhh!!!”

Being reborn isn’t a bad thing, but what if men could live in a world like porn that they’d like to live in at least once?

No matter how many times you think about it, you can’t help but choose a world like porn.

“I think it’s decided…..”

“Yes! Feel free to use those porn videos as much as you want!!”

100TB of adult videos that I collected over 10 years have fallen into the hands of God, but if I can live in a world where I just watch adult videos and hit my daughter, then it’s not a waste at all.

‘A world where porn becomes reality!!’

It’s a very exciting situation just hearing about it, and from now on I’ll be doing something I’ve only ever watched on video.

“Good… If I’m reborn, it’ll be inconvenient in many ways, so let me live as a proper person”

“Thank you God!!”

Since it was a mutually satisfactory deal, the deal was concluded without any special conditions.

God gives me 100TB of porn that I have collected and lets me live in a world where porn becomes reality.

“Then I will use these well”

“Yes, have fun!”

I wonder if I should say that to God, but I took it with me for that purpose, so it shouldn’t matter.

“Then you too, enjoy yourself in that world, son…”

Tung

“Wow wow?!”

The god who reached out his hand to me lightly snapped his fingers and I began to fall as if something was pulling me from the floor.

“And I gave you a gift to make life better in that world, so use it well.”

“Wowwowwowwow!?!!?”

God said something to me one last time, but I was falling so fast that I couldn’t answer.

Whoop!!!!!

And then I was sucked into something and went somewhere and lost consciousness and started a new life.