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[sex. I want to have sex. Sex with a beautiful woman.]

It was written on the app.

[Find a target that meets the conditions.]

“Ah!”

After writing it down, I let down my guard. The country could have used the app as a means to identify potential sex offenders.

I urgently touched the cancel button or the back button repeatedly. But it wasn’t cancelled. I swallowed my saliva in fear.

‘What should I do!’

I tried to keep quiet until the president changed, but my plan was ruined within a month. If things continued like this, it was clear that the police would track my phone location and come to my room.

[The person who wants you is not on the current planet. Expand the search range into space to find other targets.]

“Space? what. It was a joke.”

When I was told that there was no woman on this planet, that is, on Earth, who would have sex with me, I was convinced that it was a lie.

That was how I calmed my shocked heart.

“Kuhm..hmm..”

In a world where the Internet has developed, isn’t it common to surprise others? Sometimes, if you just look at the posts, there are a lot of funny posts, and if you just go to the community, there are countless comedians.

Of course, I was embarrassed because I could imagine myself making a show in the room.

[Searching…]

‘By the way, I don’t have a mate on Earth. You’re crossing the line. I could also be a face that is popular in America and the Middle East.’

The joke was a bit odd, so I decided to wait and see how far it goes.

[There is no one in the current universe who wants you. Expands scope to other dimensions.]

‘No matter how unpopular I am with women, is it really possible that no woman in the universe is looking for me? And now it’s a dimension?’

Now I’m trembling and feeling glum. I never thought I would be insulted by an app like this.

[ry-741…Your terms have been accepted in the world.]

“Oh.”

I guess there is a woman looking for me in another dimension. It may all be a joke, but I feel better.

[Move.]

“What is movement..”

The first and second verses of the prank, I was about to press the power button on my phone right away…

A blue sphere appeared in front of me.

“What is it? Uh..uhh!”

The blue sphere grew larger and attached to my body.

At that moment, my body floated and flashed somewhere.

***

“Ah..! Ah…”

In a flash, a person I had never seen before appeared before my eyes.

“Oh my.”

I wasn’t the only one surprised. The Western beauty, who I thought I would fall in love with at first sight, looked at me, covering her mouth in surprise.

“I think I summoned a spirit… but a person came out. Are you a spirit?”

“No, I’m a human… I just heard that I’m moving…”

“It looks like you were summoned. nice to meet you. My name is Selina Cloud. You can feel free to call me Selina.”

“My name is Park Ja-geun. You can call me Jageun.”

“Jageun is an unusual name~”

“Is that so..haha..”

It was clear that I had flown to another world.

Since it sounded like a spirit, I thought it might be a fantasy world that only exists in movies.

“Are you here to help me?”

“Yes.. I guess so.”

It was my first time meeting her, but my first impression of this world wasn’t bad thanks to Selina’s smiling eyes.

No, it seemed better than the world I lived in.

The women I knew would frown and keep their distance when they saw me, but Selina treated me politely.

“It turned out well. There was a shortage of workers right now.”

Selina put the thick book she was holding on the table. The outside of the book caught my eye.

‘It’s the same as the app icon…’

There was a picture on the outside of the book that I couldn’t tell if it was a star or a pentagram. I checked the phone in my hand just in case.

The star shape matched the shape of the book.

As expected, I thought that if I helped with this work, I might be able to get the reward I wanted.

‘then..!’

It meant I could have the sex I wanted.

I clenched my fists in anticipation.

‘I will help Selina unconditionally!’

“What is that? Jageun, is this a magic tool from this world?”

“Ah…haha.. It’s just a machine, but it’s like a small book.”

It was Selina who asked a question to me who was dazed.

She knew I was from another world.

So he looked at me with curious eyes.

I also did not give up and explored her body with precision.

At first, only the breasts were visible, but as I went below, I saw the slightly voluptuous pelvis and leg lines falling in an artistic manner.

“Hehe..”

There is something big at the bottom and top, and it has an ant waist…

I think I’ll be captivated by the cozy feel there without even realizing it.

“Mite! Mite!”

“Oh my! Look at my mind.”

‘…She was a married woman. Well, there’s no way she’s that pretty and doesn’t have a husband.’

It was disappointing. There was no story about meeting a mysterious beauty in an unknown dimension and overcoming adversity.

Immediately my imagination was blocked by the shield of a married woman.

‘Well.. it doesn’t matter. ‘Because I have other rewards.’

Selina went into the room and came out holding a cute and cute baby with both hands.

“Cute, right? This is my daughter, Seri.”

“It’s cute. Hello Seri?”

“Wow! Gokoa!”

The baby is drooling and pointing at me.

I couldn’t help but smile as he believed in cuteness and appealed for cheekiness. I played with my baby for a little while.

Selina, who is watching this, smiles and likes it.

“Oops… look at my mind… The reason I summoned Mr. Ja-geun was because I was short on manpower. My husband usually helps me, but now he has to go to work.”

“Not enough workers.. I see.”

Her purpose was simple. Absence of husband.

Thanks to the great policies of this country, I knew that raising a child alone was more difficult than being a soldier protecting the country.

“Do you usually summon someone to do housework when your husband is not around?”

“No, I was surprised to see someone summoned today. I usually summon spirits.”

The word “spirit” made it sound like they had summoned me by mistake.

“Then I guess they summoned me by mistake?”

“I guess my summoning skills have declined because it was 5 years ago when I was active as a spiritist. Hehehe.”

He sticks out his tongue cutely and lightly taps his head.

A married woman who admits her mistakes can be so charming.

It seemed clear that my husband had saved the country in his past life.

“Can you help me? As soon as I finish the job, I will send you back to the original world.”

If you help me with my work, I will send you back to the original world.

I thought about it, but I had no choice.

Only she knew my situation and seemed capable of sending me back to the original world.

“What can I do?”

“First, could you wash the backlog of dishes by the stream?”

“It’s as simple as washing dishes..”

It wasn’t difficult. It was something I did on a regular basis.

As I held the door handle and looked around the house, I saw decorative swords, shields, and the skins of monsters I had hunted. I felt like I had moved into a medieval era full of fantasy.

I opened the door and went out.

-Kkiik.

“Wow.”

It was even more mysterious not only inside the house, but when I opened the door and went out.

The area was full of giant trees.

The rippling sound of a river flowing.

There was meat on top of a fire pit.

Sometimes, it felt like a camping video you see while browsing S-Tube.

“It’s worth getting a helper.”

It certainly seemed like Selina had a lot to worry about.

There were no home appliances, sinks, or gas stoves in the room like modern ones, so you would have had to do it yourself using your own abilities.

‘It’s quite… piled up.’

When I arrived at the stream, I saw dishes.

A considerable amount was piled up.

Because I’m busy, it seems like things get pushed around and piled up.

“It will take about 30 minutes.”

It was annoying, but I decided to work hard anyway.

Because the reward is sex.

“Let’s go.”

The things I do most at home are dishes and laundry.

“Ahhhh!”

I grabbed the dishwashing bowl with some triumph, but as soon as I grabbed it, I cringed from the coldness I felt.

“…I’m crazy…I’m upset.’

Now I see there are no rubber gloves in this world. There is no detergent and the water is cold.

I had to clean all the dishes full of flies with only ice-cold water.

“..Damn..!”

After struggling with the dishes for about two hours, I was able to finish washing them.

‘Uuuu..cold..

He barely made it into the house like a drowned rat.

Is it already lunch time? As I entered the house, the smell of food passed my nose and my stomach growled.

“Selina! I finished washing the dishes. Where should I put them?”

wah wah

“There is a shelf in the room over there, you can put it up.”

Selina’s answer was heard along with the sound of a baby crying.

“Okay.”

After putting all the dishes on the shelf, I wiped my forehead with the back of my hand.

“Phew.”

Perhaps because my body was tired of the comfort I always enjoyed in my room, I became exhausted just from washing dishes.

Additionally, the smell of food made me hungry.

“Are you hungry? I prepared a meal just in time for you to arrive. Let’s eat together.”

Selina must have heard me sighing and came into the room and smiled brightly and encouraged me.

Thanks to her, I quickly cheered up.

“Meal? Wow..Thank you..”

Because I was hungry, I went straight to the table with her.

Selina motioned to the front of where she was sitting.

“Sit over here. This is my husband’s seat.”

“Where is your husband? I.. can sit down, right?”

“Because I am now replacing my husband. Of course~”

My heart pounded at the soft smile.

I thought he was only beautiful on the outside, but he was also a beautiful person with a heart that cared about the people he worked with.

“It looks delicious..”

“The honey wild boar is a species of wild boar found only in Luna Forest. It will definitely be delicious~”

I don’t know the details, but I heard it was a precious pig. Since it was called honey, I boldly took a bite.

“I will eat well! Tsk tsk tsk. Oh..it’s delicious.”

The taste of meat without any bitter taste.

It wasn’t as tasty as pork belly, but it was still good.

I also tried other side dishes.

After tasting the salad and soup, I felt envious of Selina’s husband.

“I’m glad you enjoyed it~ Would you like to have a quick beer?”

“Do you also have beer?”

“Because he likes it. I went to the Book Crystal Estate and learned how to make it. It will definitely be refreshing and delicious.”

“Then.. let me taste it a little bit.”

Selina stood up.

Then I opened the secret door on the floor next to the table and went in.

As time passed, he came out carrying an oak barrel larger than his body.

“Can I help you?”

“It’s okay~”

Selina was amazing.

He was saying he would help, but he didn’t need my help.

When I saw him lightly lift an oak barrel filled with alcohol and place it next to the table, it seemed clear that he was stronger than me.

“You can drink a lot. Even though the house looks like this, it has a lot of assets.”

“Selina was rich.”

Considering the leisure and atmosphere, it didn’t seem like empty words.

“My husband is a warrior, so he has received a lot.”

“A hero? Is it true that I know… the hero who protects the world?”

“Yes, he is the hero who saved the world. I was also at that party. Drive out the devil. We got married because we saw eye to eye.”

“Saving the world and getting married are romantic.”

When the story of the hero came out, Selina’s mouth began to relax.

He tipped his beer glass while telling stories and experiences of his life for a while.

In its own way, the story of a beautiful woman was a good snack.

“I actually fell in love and got married, but life was harder than saving the world. The house is always dirty and there is a lot of food, clothes, and things to take care of… Also, my family… is famous separately from other families, so we can’t be close to the villagers.”

When I listened to Selina’s story, it sounded like a fantasy heroine.

They defeat evil in the world, marry a warrior, and form a family.

It was something you would see in an obvious novel, but it was quite interesting.

“Of course. If you’re famous, all kinds of people will be attracted to you.”

“That’s right..”

If you look at celebrities, aren’t there a lot of villains such as paparazzi, performance troublemakers, and malicious commenters?

If you look at it that way, the warrior was also a superstar who saved the world.

Although the great evil disappeared, the inconveniences did not completely disappear.

“And.. he’s been acting strange these days too.”

“Strange?”

“He rejected me even at night. Last time, I seduced him first… but now we are family. He pushed me while talking.”

What Selina said was that her husband refused to work at night.

‘Hero… I’m full.’

How can you leave a beautiful woman like this at night?

I just couldn’t understand.

If it were me, I would have lived my whole life losing my semen. Are you having a hard time because you have low energy? I came to the conclusion that it would be better to lose everything and die as a fortune-teller.

“Ah! sorry. You don’t want to hear about other people’s family circumstances, right?”

As my expression became serious, Selina was embarrassed and asked for forgiveness.

I am increasingly curious about what my husband is thinking about having such a kind-hearted companion.

“No. it’s fun. My husband is so great!”

He relaxed his facial expression and waved his hands. Then she smiled again, as if she felt relieved.

“I guess I was excited to meet someone else after a long time.”

“No, it was fun for me. Husband! Even though I was a warrior, I have no sense of responsibility!”

” Right? Wow..”

We tipped our beer glasses to each other, took a shot, and brushed off past stories.

“I think I’m just talking about myself. Mr. Jageun, do you have any worries?”

I wanted to say “sex” right out of my throat. It was common knowledge among ordinary modern people that it was something that crossed the line with a married woman.

So I decided to just gloss over it and move on.

“Are you worried? Just eat well and live well?”

“That’s what it’s all about. Is there a girl you were thinking of?”

“A woman has only one mother..”

“Hey, what is that~ What is your hobby?”

“I like games and such.”

“Game? Are you talking about something like chess?”

What I was thinking of was FPS, AOS, and RPG genre games using computers, but there was no way she knew about it.

“Chess.. Yes, it’s similar. Selina, do you have a hobby too?”

“Me? Hmm.. I like singing. In the past, when I was traveling around the world with my colleagues, I listened to the songs of bards~”

“A bard is a wandering musician, right? I’ve heard of it. He walks around the village carrying various musical instruments. I really want to hear it too.”

“You know! Are you interested?”

“I like it too. Others sing and dance.”

Of course, I like female idols singing and dancing.

It may be because of alcohol. We spent our lunch saying nothing.

“Mite! Mite!”

Then, Selina wakes up as a conditioned reflex to the sound of a baby crying.

“Seriya~ Oguogu. I was sad~ I was alone in the room~”

This is Selina, who entered the room.

Judging by the fact that the crying didn’t stop, it seemed like lunch was over.

I also slowly got up from my chair.

“Selina, what should I do now?”

“Would you please clean up the area? I will take care of the food.”

‘I guess I can just sweep the floor.’

I remembered the broom I saw outside the house earlier, so I went outside.

“Phew.”

A little drunk. Considering it was barely a beer, the alcohol content didn’t seem like a joke.

After idling in the cool forest breeze, I grabbed a broom and went back into the house.

wah wah

“I pooped~ Wow~ Well done~”

While listening to the baby, I started cleaning every corner of the house. The discipline and organization I learned in the military were helpful.

While I was cleaning, I saw a picture. I thought there were no photos or anything like that because it was a fantasy world, but that wasn’t the case.

A dependable-looking man hanging in a frame and an affectionate image of Selina, who is currently taking care of her baby.

Above all, just by looking at the photo, my husband could be called a warrior.

She’s not an ultra-heavyweight fighter in some kind of martial arts sport, and if something happens to Selina, she looks like she’ll immediately bend her opponent’s spine and send them to hell.

As I stood there looking at the photo blankly, I immediately moved the broom when I felt a sign of popularity behind me.

“Are you having a hard time?”

“Ah..no. I’m not tired because I ate a good lunch.”

“Hehe. Don’t lie. Even though he was a warrior, he always had a hard time. It helped me a lot today, so I’ll send it back now~”

“You can pamper yourself more…”

“Really? Jageun is a good person.”

Actually, I wanted to go home quickly. I was only thinking about getting compensation quickly and satisfying my sexual desires.

But I tried to act as normal as possible.

I don’t know when I’ll come back here again and just do the dishes and get compensation.

“Then I’ll go… Can you send Selina back?”

“Yes, wait a minute.”

Selina walked towards the book she had left down earlier and stopped.

“Oh… my body automatically…”

“Selina? Ugh!”

Selina suddenly turned from her book and came closer to me.

Her hand naturally touched my crotch.

“Huh..!?”

Selina looked at me with a puzzled face. I too was surprised and looked at Selina.

[Obtain a reward.]

With the sound of the machine ringing in my ears, I lost my grip on the broom.

“Your body moves as it pleases! Sorry..sorry!”

Suddenly, with the sound of compensation, Selina actively clung to me.

‘Surely the reward is Selina?! no! ‘She’s a married woman!’

Even though my head was screaming no, I got an erection faster than light!