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One day, I opened my eyes and found myself in someone else’s body.

And that too in the body of a baby named Yoo-gye.

For those who are not familiar with the name Yugye, I will introduce another famous name.

Another name for Yugye is ‘Breast’.

I’m not talking about wet breasts.

When you say ‘Hang-woo and breast’, that breast.

Emperor Han, the founder of the Han Dynasty.

The distant ancestor of the famous big-eared guy from the Three Kingdoms.

That will be this body.

‘Damn it.’

I don’t know how much I cursed inside when I found out about that.

Isn’t the trend in alternative history novels these days to put people inside the bodies of minor characters?

But major among majors.

It is also the body of a person who ascends to the throne of emperor through heavenly fortune.

Isn’t the burden too big for an ordinary person like me?

I swallowed those complaints and adapted to life here really well.

What if it is the body of a breast? What if it is the body of a breast?

Couldn’t we avoid such a fate if we lived quietly?

He is destined to gamble with his life by competing with Xiang Yu, considered one of the strongest men in human history, for the world.

That kind of fate is not an envoy from this side.

‘Cancer, not like that.’

Ah, perhaps because it was my second life, I came to a good realization.

While I’m at it, I’ll tell you one more thing I realized.

The theory of modern man’s genius is bullshit.

Modern knowledge is unparalleled.

In the first place, what can I do as a natural liberal arts major?

Even if you’re a science genius, what can you do without proper support?

If you look at other-world or alternative history dramas, the soap that appears out of place requires money to make it.

Where is the oil and lye water used to make soap available for free?

Those are all valuable resources.

In other words, there is not much that modern people can do even if they return to the past.

That was my conclusion when I started life again as a newborn.

“So, everything I play is a conclusion based on wise reasoning. Cancer.”

I muttered to myself even though no one was listening, scooping out a few grains of barley and chewing it.

Ah, the beautiful life of inaction!

“This unemployed gangster!”

The door burst open and an old man with ax eyes came in.

Damn, I guess it was a mistake to think no one heard me talking to myself.

“Yay! Ah, it’s true just looking at you!”

Although he was less than 40 years old, he had gray hair and was full of wrinkles.

The old man was my father, Yoo Tae-gong.

Since it’s a Jewish craftsman, it looks like there’s something there, but it doesn’t look like it.

It just means Mr. Yu’s grandfather.

In this era, it was rare for lower-class people like my family to be given plausible names.

‘In the first place, there is no need for a fancy name in a village like Paehyeon.’

“Gye, Yugye! What kind of random thoughts are you having! Adults are talking!”

My father, Yoo Tae-gong, must have been so angry that he screamed at me for looking the other way.

“…Hehe, I was thinking about the world.”

“This guy is still!”

sudden!

When the old Taegong Jew raised his hand, I shrank my neck.

AC, it’s not working.

Other people get nervous when you say something like that.

One of my survival strategies, bragging sandalwood.

The only skill I have mastered in my life is to brag while making plausible noises and pretending to be.

Of course, it didn’t help his father or mother Yuo at all.

Oh, by the way, Yuo means grandmother.

Haha, people. Name it carefully.

The name Yoo-gye, which means the youngest member of the Yu family, is not very cool.

“You bastard! Come to your senses, come to your senses!”

The old Taegong Yu screamed loudly.

“Your eldest brother, check out his farming skills! How good are you? huh? What about your second brother? You might not be very talented, but you put in the effort! But what about you! The only thing you do in your life is drink and be a bitch!”

My father blushed and screamed.

I don’t know, but it seemed like my father had made up his mind today.

“Say something, say something! Please speak with that proud mouth!”

“Father.”

I opened my mouth with a serious face.

“The time is not yet ripe.”

“…”

Yu Taegong’s patience eventually reached its limit.

“This guy!”

Pow!

How can I fly like this with that old body?

It was a really neat flying kick.

“Kkuwaek!”

I was hit by a flying kick from a Jewish elder and rolled around.

“What? Isn’t the time ripe? The time has not come? Come on, let’s get beaten to death today! Let’s hit it until that ‘time’ comes!”

“Oh my, inspiration! Catch the kid! Catch it!”

My mother, Ms. Yuo, who heard me being hit, rushed over to stop my father.

“Let go of this! Sir, I will definitely change that habit today! Hey you rotten bastard! Aren’t you still there?”

My father shouted and stopped me as I tried to sneak away.

But in the first place, a man must know how to bend when he bends!

“Mom, cheer up!”

“That rotten bastard!”

I was afraid that sparks would fly again, so I quickly ran out of the house.

“It’s nice to get dirty once!”

I ran away giggling and gasped when I saw the clear sky.

Name, bounded.

An unemployed gangster.

A famous gangster from Paehyeon.

A petty braggart.

And a man who enjoys the life of an unemployed person, throwing away his destiny to become an emperor.

That was me.

* * *

“Hahaha! Brother Yugye! What is it like?”

The woman with beautifully built muscles burst into laughter.

Her name is Beonhwae.

It was a dog Baekjeong.

Perhaps this place is a little different from the China I knew. After all, that ‘Bungwae’ is a woman.

This is the hero who made even Hang-woo fall in love with his generosity!

The problem wasn’t just Bunkke, but all other celebrities were women. At least as far as I know.

“I guess Grandpa Yoo is really angry today! Hahaha!”

Beongwae burst out laughing and broke the dog’s neck with one hand.

Crump!

“…”

Every time I saw it, I thought it was a truly terrifying force.

…I won’t make fun of him even if I die.

Just because it was the female version of Beon-Kwi, that didn’t mean its power went anywhere.

You might be mistaken because of his job as a dogbaekjeong, but the power of Beonggwae was enormous.

Uncharacteristically brave and bold, Beongwae was a known fist in Jungyang-ri.

In a way, it was possible for me to freely act like a gangster because I had the support of Beongwae.

“From now on, if there is anyone who touches Brother Yugye, I will destroy that person’s family with my own hands!”

There was a time when I got into a fight with some gangsters and got beaten up.

It is said that Beongwae, who heard the news, went into the gang’s den alone, beat them all up, and shouted at them.

The power to fight dozens of men with one body.

Easy-going personality.

It’s a little wild, but it also has a pretty appearance.

I don’t know why she, who is liked by all the men in the neighborhood, follows me like this.

“Kwaeya, what do you like about me so much that you follow me?”

When he was once asked vaguely while drinking, Beongwae blushed uncharacteristically.

It seemed like it was a day when alcohol was especially rare.

Beongwae mumbled for a while and then opened his mouth.

“Face.”

“ing?”

“Brother’s face. It’s cool like a dragon.”

“…”

Beongwae knows how to tell jokes.

It’s not polite to ask questions if you don’t want to talk about it.

“Stop teasing me.”

I spoke in a sarcastic manner to Beonghwae, who kept teasing me and catching the dog.

“Would you like a drink?”

I said, pretending to break the glass.

“From broad daylight like this?”

Beongwae tilted his head and asked.

Beongwae was tall and thick for a woman, but she sometimes showed a feminine attitude.

It was also understandable why men were so fascinated by Beonkhwae.

The sound of “uuu of their officiating their desires with their hands in a restroom or a quiet place.

Of course, if Beongwae found out, those people would be dead.

I opened my mouth while thinking such useless thoughts.

“When did we watch the time while drinking?”

Beonhwae chuckled at my words.

“That’s right, that’s right. Should Soha, Jo Cham, Joo Bal, and Ha Hoo Young sing too?”

Soha is Joo Ri-yeon, and in Korean terms, she is a low-level civil servant, equivalent to a county office secretary.

Jo Cham-eun is Ok-yeon, a correctional officer.

Jubal is a funeral trumpeter.

Ha Hoo-young was a coachman.

From my perspective, it wasn’t a very cool group of guys, but it was fun to hang out with.

They were all cute younger siblings who followed me.

‘It’s a bit difficult to be a woman, but…’

The bad reputation that I was a bitch was partly thanks to these younger siblings.

That’s because in history, all men who were originally men became beauties.

How can an unemployed guy with no job look good if he drinks every day? And with incredible beauties!

Thanks to this, the reputation of me and Yugye seemed to have fallen even further than the original history.

Every time I walk down the street, I say ‘tsk!’ Because the stares of men clicking their tongues stinged.

Due to these circumstances, I was given the bad reputation of being a guy who only liked drinking and bitching.

In reality, I’ve never been with a woman before…

It’s unfair for no reason.

“It is done.”

I thought about being misunderstood, so I planned to play a little differently today.

“Let’s eat just with you today.”

“…What?”

Beongwae’s beautifully tanned face turned red.

Did that guy drink a lot while working?

Why is it like that?

“Ugh, just you and me?”

“Ungh. Well, it’s good to do that sometimes. Why don’t you like it? Should other kids sing it too?”

“No!”

Beonkhwae answered furiously.

“Huh? Uh oh.”

The momentum was so strong that I took a step back without realizing it.

“Wait! I’ll take a shower and come back soon!”

Beonghwae said.

“Wash what? Just go with it.”

But Bungae rushed in without even listening to what I said.

“…”

And after a long time, a flash came out.

Wet hair, freshly washed face.

Although I have known Beongwae for a long time, my heart started pounding again.

“…Where are you getting married?”

“…”

I spoke bluntly to hide my embarrassment.

Beongwae blushed at my words and lowered his head.

“Let’s go.”

“…Why are you shy?”

“Let’s go!”

Beongwae gritted his teeth and said.

Why are you angry?

We moved to the bar, following Beongwae as he walked forward with a sigh.

Unaware of the terrible group waiting there.