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Fucked.

It was completely fucked up.

What is the name of the role?

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Name: Kim Joo-in

Level: 1 (00.00%)

Race: Human

Role: 【Onahole Master】

(stats)

Strength: 7 / Agility: 9 / Stamina: 8 / Magic: 9 / Stamina: 5

Remaining Stat Points: 0p

(skill)

-[Onahole production](B)

-[Delicate Touch](C)

Remaining skill points: 0p

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After arriving at the tutorial room, this was my status window that I opened with some hope.

Among them, there was one name that stood out the most; it was the role name written in the role column: [Onahole Master].

It’s a name that makes me wonder if it’s a prank, but it’s hundreds and thousands of light years away from the TOP roles I know.

How is the person role name 【Onahole Master】?

They say the most impressive moment in my life was ‘the moment I unboxed the first Onahole I bought,’ but I don’t know what nonsense that is.

In the past, I purchased Onahole out of curiosity, but it was definitely not an experience that was impressive enough to influence my choice of role.

If anything, I was disappointed if I was disappointed after using it.

And that disappointment came back as a deeper frustration at this moment.

If I had known this would happen, I wouldn’t have bought Onahole.

You say your fucking desire is a harem, isn’t it true that you are the 【Harem Master】!

How are you supposed to survive in the tower with a role like this?

Moreover, his stats are at the bottom, and he only has two skills.

Considering that the average stat of an ordinary adult male who has not received a role is around 10, these numbers are truly the worst.

‘How is it that nothing exceeds double digits?’

In particular, the one with the lowest stamina among them was both absurd and strangely infuriating.

The protagonist starts out with an average stat of 20 and five skills.

It was clear that the tower had abandoned me.

As soon as you leave the tutorial room, you will definitely be chopped down by the first floor boss, or rather, a random mob.

I feel like I’m losing my mind, but maybe there’s still hope. I gaslighted myself and opened up the information about the role.

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【Onahole Master】

-You can create and grow Onahole.

-The master’s stats increase in proportion to the strength of the onahole.

-Special stats and stamina are unlocked.

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“… … The end?”

Is this really the end?

Fuck, my life is a mess, really.

A description of the role in just three lines.

Among them, the most important ‘help in battle’ effect was only one line.

It also came with a requirement called ‘Onahole’s strength’ that I had no idea how to do… .

‘What the fuck is this nonsense about Onahole being strong?’

For reference, this is the information I remember about the main character’s role, 【Saint of the Star】.

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【Saint of the Star】

-Receive the blessings of the stars!

-You can use stars to heal allies or provide beneficial effects.

-Self-regeneration power increases significantly.

-Resistance to all curses/spells increases significantly.

-The amount of experience gained through party hunting increases significantly.

-Damage dealt to undead races increases significantly.

-Special stats and star power are unlocked.

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Even at a glance, these effects can be called a scam.

What gives it such a large increase is that most of them are effects that allow one person to play even though the role is a healer.

At this rate, I think I’ll get stronger just by taking a breath and kicking my butt from behind… .

The heroines who gradually joined in also had roles full of great effects, so it was strange that they could not survive in the tower.

But what is my role… .

“You’re lucky.”

It really brings out double lust.

You said you don’t want to be a main character.

I would have been satisfied with just the occasional extras like [Demon Sword Master] or [Fire Wizard]!

How can you create and grow Onahole and use it for something?

Does any stimulation become stronger? The fucking main character is hanging out with pretty girls and I’m telling him to beat my daughter up for it?

Even though I didn’t ejaculate, I feel like I’m going to have a good time.

They say that as the Onahole gets stronger, my stats increase, but I can’t even guess what the concept of a ‘strong Onahole’ is.

What do you mean hit me with an onahol instead of a stick? what the.

I just want to give up everything, be it climbing the top or anything.

[The first tutorial will begin in 10 minutes.]

[Kill the created goblins.]

While I was pessimizing my miserable situation, a sentence like Hongdukkae’s system was handed down in the middle of the night.

A hideous-looking goblin appeared before my eyes, as if telling me to find some way to survive if I didn’t want to be killed.

“Crunch- Crumble-!”

“Hi-!!”

When I actually saw the green-skinned monster that I always saw only in novels and webtoons on my phone screen, it was so disgusting and bizarre that I had goosebumps all over my body.

Fortunately, the guy couldn’t move yet, and he just looked at me, holding a rusty dagger with all his teeth missing… .

[09:58]

Time passing mercilessly seemed to give me an indirect experience of life as a terminally ill person.

‘Let’s calm down… composure. ‘He’s just a goblin, right?’

It shows its ugly teeth and threatens me, but since this is the first tutorial, there is only one goblin that appears.

The fear of goblins comes from their intelligence at the level of a child and the fact that they travel in packs, so when fighting one-on-one without traps like now, even ordinary people can deal with them as long as they fight carefully.

‘I have to check the skills first.’

It was a skill like ‘Ona Hole Making’, which didn’t seem promising from the name alone, but considering the skill grade was B rank, it might not be so bad.

… … please.

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Skill Name: [Onahole Production] (Active)

Grade: B

Level: 1

-When using a skill, a dedicated onahole is created. Only the creator can use it, and the grade of the crafted onahole is determined by probability.

-The number of onaholes that can be produced increases as the skill level rises, and as the number of onaholes you have increases, more high-quality materials are required for additional production.

-[Onahole Production] Unlocked upon reaching skill level 2

-[Onahole Crafting] Unlocked upon reaching skill level 5

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Skill Name: [Delicate Touch] (Passive)

Grade: C

Level: 1

-When using production-related skills, the value of the work increases slightly.

-There is a low probability that the grade of the completed work will increase by one level.

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driving me crazy.

It’s a skill that only makes Onahole, right?

In the case of the [Delicate Touch] skill, it is a very effective skill for those with the [Blacksmith] role or the [Alchemist] role, but for me, who can only make Onahole… .

“Ha… … .”

Does this really mean just searching?

I feel like I sigh more today than in recent years.

If this is going to be the case, why on earth did you put me into the novel?

ah. I don’t know anymore.

It would be better to just hit my daughter and die anyway.

Isn’t it said that a ghost that dies after being hit has a beautiful stain? Or not.

I used my only active skill, [Onahole Creation].

[This is a first-time crafting perk and does not consume any materials.]

[The production of Onahole begins.]

[Please inject magical power.]

Then, a transparent cylinder-shaped jelly popped up in front of my eyes, and when I poked it, it felt strangely soft and bouncy, just like Onahole.

‘It’s good that the special came up… ‘How do you infuse magical power?’

Since it appears frequently in the original novel, I am familiar with the concept of magical power in this world.

However, theory and practice are completely different areas.

In the original work, it was difficult to understand right away because the main character, a genius, did something like this and felt like his magic was moving.

When I focus my senses on the lower abdomen, commonly called the Danjeon, I feel a cool and pure energy… .

When I tried to move this energy and inject it into the onahole, I couldn’t even figure out what to do with it.

[06:21]

Either way, time passes by helplessly.

That time when I tried to force myself to move, even with cold sweat pouring down my entire body.

‘ah. There’s no need to drag him out, right?’

I was able to gain some insight.

Rather than trying to move the magic power of Danjeon and send it out, all you had to do was create a path so that the magic power could move on its own.

To explain in words… Does it feel like sticking a long straw into the spout of a full-filled water balloon?

I was able to send the energy out of my body much more easily than trying to draw out my magic like before.

[Magic power is being injected… … One%]

Finally, the blue magic power came out through my hand and was transmitted to the cylinder floating in the air, and the percentage gradually increased.

however… … .

“Completion within time… Will it work?”

[04:46]

There were now less than five minutes left until the extremely excited goblin was released.

Still, the numbers are rising quite quickly due to the hard work… Time is vague, so it seems like time will run out as soon as I finish it.

In a hurry, I wondered if there was a way to inject more magic power, but I couldn’t think of any clever solution.

I couldn’t relax my nerves as the percentages rose and the time decreased.

Time passed and with less than a minute left until the tutorial started, Onahole’s completeness finally reached 100%.

[Congratulations! The first Onahole was successfully produced.]

[Please name the onahole.]

[…] … ]

I don’t have time, so what name should I come up with? And that’s just for Onahole!

I was thinking that I should just make a rough outline and move on.

[※caution. Once created, the name cannot be changed unless the Onahole is disassembled. Please be careful when building Onahole to ensure its emotional stability.]

“I’m such a loser and I’m falling asleep.”

I do it in various ways. really.

what? Emotional stability of Onahole?

It was a very, very stupid sentence, but I had to make a decision quickly because I was running out of time.

“Yuri Na. I’ll go with Yurina.”

The name Yurina doesn’t have much meaning, it was just the stage name of a female idol I liked.

Thinking about it later, it seemed very shady and perverted to name my favorite idol for Onahole, but I couldn’t help it because that was the only name that came to mind.

[The name of Onahole has been decided. Information on 「Yurina」 can be checked in the ‘Onahole Management’ window.]

As soon as I decided on the name, Onahole fell onto my hand.

Unlike before, which looked like a lump of transparent silicone, it was a cylinder that looked like white skin and had a raised shape that resembled a genital organ on one side.

A really basic standard form of Onahole, itself.

It looks similar to the only Onahole product I purchased.

The moment I tried to open the ‘Onahole Management’ window as the system said,

[00:01]

[00:00]

After the time predicted by the tower ended, the goblin in a frenzy began to move.

“Crrr-! Kiaaaagh!!!”