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“So!!!”

bang!

A man was slamming the table in front of him and shouting powerfully, and in front of him was a woman looking up at him with an expression that seemed like she didn’t want to listen to him anymore.

“How many times do I have to say it for you to understand? That’s not an anus, that’s a vagina. It’s my pussy!”

“No… . Biologically, it’s an anus. I would appreciate it if you would listen to my explanation instead of constantly eating up my time because of absurd stories.”

“Wow… . This person really can’t communicate.”

The man looks frustrated, but he couldn’t be more frustrated than the woman he’s dealing with.

The fact that a man is calling his anus a vagina is outrageous, and he is saying things that I can’t imagine coming from a person who died while masturbating with an adult product in his anus and was sent to this reincarnation center.

The beginning was simple. The so-called center helper who was explaining the reason for the death was simply using the wrong language, so they told her to correct it, and the woman who was the center helper acted as if she really did not understand it, leading to differences of opinion.

“Ugh! hey? I don’t care if your sexual identity is female, male or futanari! They say you came here dead now, so you need to prepare to be reincarnated. If he died during masturbation and it was considered a suicide, he could have gone somewhere else due to lack of qualifications. I managed to get him to die by accident and bring him here, so can you please focus now?!”

“I’ll say it again, I’m a futanari! So I want you to never, ever be reminded of that!”

‘under… . I should just go to the Animal Reincarnation Center and enjoy the wealth and fame… .’

She came to this humanoid reincarnation center with a strong ambition to reincarnate under the best conditions possible for those who died unfairly, and today she felt like cursing her past self.

At the Animal Reincarnation Center, the next reincarnation is unconditionally determined to be an animal, so all you have to do is find a suitable reincarnation partner, whether a dog, cat, or pig, depending on the nature of the crime, and wave goodbye. Even though there is a lot of work, there is almost no stress there.

On the other hand, this humanoid reincarnation center requires you to have a conversation with the other person and try to help them meet the conditions they want as much as possible, so there is less work to do, but it requires a lot of mental power.

I wonder if a soul with a well-established mind comes. The conditions are okay, but if a half-crazy soul comes, the whole day becomes a series of suffering.

Today’s customer, who was clearly a biological male with a slim face, narrow shoulders, and a feminine appearance with very minimally grown muscles and long hair, was more of an idiot than any other soul I’d ever met.

If he had insisted that he was a woman, she would have understood. What can she say when she says that gender identity is perceived that way?

However, this man, who had established his sexual identity as a so-called futanari (having male genitalia on a female body), was completely unable to find an answer and was completely blinded.

“Ha… . all right. okay. You put an adult product in your vagina and jerked it off before you died. That’s why I’m here now. Futanari bastard. I need to find your next reincarnation, so if there is anything you want, please tell me now.”

“Huh? Are you dead?”

“I was explaining it earlier, but I guess you didn’t listen because you were trying to impose your identity on me.”

The female helper, whose eyes were now almost like axes, and the man, paying no heed to those axes’ eyes, was just looking at the ground with a vain look on his face.

“Ah… . Seed… . I should have restrained myself a little. I guess I got into trouble after making a fuss about being hands-free.”

“Hey. Even though I am a helper, I am a woman, right? So, can you please refrain from saying disgusting words?”

The man made eye contact with the helper, who had a tired expression on his face, and he spoke with a slightly relieved expression, as if he had accepted that he had died.

“So? Is your sister a reincarnation helper?”

“Oh really!!!”

She was a helper who almost lost all sense of reason just because of the title “sister.”

“Phew… . Phew… . If you have any conditions, please tell us now. They say I can’t help you with anything after you’re reincarnated. I see that your reincarnation score is quite high. Because at this level, I can live comfortably without being envious. the rich? nobility? Or a skilled swordsman in a fantasy world? Tell me what you want.”

“Futanari.”

bang!!!

The PC placed on the table and the keyboard seat attached to it bounced like bullets. This phenomenon was reminiscent of a shotgun. This time, the person who struck down was an assistant.

“That damn futanari… . Can you please ask me something constructive? No, it’s reincarnation! Rebirth!!! This means that if you get this wrong, it could really ruin your next life!”

“The other thing is, if my sister agrees with me well, it won’t happen… . Don’t stare at me like that.”

The man decided to take a step back as the helper’s eyes looked as if they were lasers. Of course, they did not reverse their initial request.

“Hmm… . First of all, I think it would be good if you have very good energy.”

“Crazy energy, right? Anything else?”

“Of course the dick should be long. Now mine is honestly not a futanari dick.”

“Keu… .”

Even though she was trying to wrap her head around it, she just received it and wrote it down because it was what the customer wanted.

“Ah! Big breasts too! However, it is not a specification.”

“Jjimerk?”

“Chibi is bigger than the head.”

“Then the chest is smaller than the head, but I will make it as big as possible.”

Now, with a liberated expression on my face, I wrote down his words and gave him a positive answer.

“What should I say other than rugged muscles?”

“Slim muscles? Other than bulking muscles that make your body bigger, I think you want muscles that look solid on the outside and are solid on the inside, even if there is little change, right?”

“Oh! That’s that!”

“Yes. Slim but full and firm muscles. What’s next?”

“Of course, you have to be pretty as well.”

“Beauty… . beauty… . hmm… . ah! there is. Thank goodness.”

“Yes?”

“A new life was just about to be born, but by coincidence! What a coincidence! It is a life that can be reincarnated and meets those conditions.”

“Oh really?”

‘Is that possible…? . Of course not. We plan to make it meet the conditions, but… . You don’t need to tell me. Ugh… . I’m going to break again.’

She was prepared to be broken by her boss and attempted to twist all the elements mentioned by the man in front of her into the life that was just about to be born. She looked at the score of the reincarnated person that still remained and manipulated something a little more.

‘It’s going to break anyway, so I’ll take comfort in the fact that I sent it quickly, and since I’m doing it already, I’ll just shake it all off with no points left. Then you’ll get scolded less.’

If you are reincarnated with reincarnation points remaining and then die again and visit this place, additional points will be added according to the remaining points, so the tenet of this reincarnation center is to reincarnate in a clean state with as few remaining points as possible.

Although it is a creed that contains a lot of the Creator’s opinion that it is fair to grade the score based solely on the life lived… .

“Now, all relevant documents have been processed. You will be able to start your next life in the next 5 to 10 minutes. I had a lot of points left, so I used them to preserve my memories. And this time, I’ve added some useful skills so you don’t die while masturbating. I hope you enjoy life for a long time and come visit again.”

“Wow! Thank you. Sister!”

But at the end, he smiled widely and smiled. As she watched the customer slowly disappearing as if his soul was being sucked somewhere, she was also smiling as she prepared to break down.

“I guess this is why I never leave here.”

“Seo Young-hye! Hey man Seo Younghye!”

“Cancel that statement.”

When she heard her boss’s voice calling out to her from behind in an angry voice as if he was going to eat her, she wiped her smile, put on as pitiful a look as she could, and left the room assigned to her.

And the soul of the man who disappeared in that room safely settled into the body where it would continue its next life, gained new life, and emerged into the world.

“CUA!!!”

‘What is this when a baby cries?’

While seeing a body crying against its will and having the unique experience of starting over as a baby, I was suspicious of the crying sound, but I didn’t pay much attention to this phenomenon because it was strange to me.

I tried to gently open my eyes, but the light in front of me was so strong that I closed them again and slowly, very slowly, stood up from the ground… .

“What is it?”

When she realized that she had stepped on the ground, she, who was now newly born, had no time to be surprised and was even more surprised to see that instead of a fluffy newborn, she saw arms that looked a little bigger and chubby for some reason.

“Huh? Is this correct?”

“What are you talking about, baby?”

In “?”

A voice so deep that it made her head tremble made her raise her head toward the source of the sound, and her eyes met a being with brown skin and a huge, menacing body.

“Come here. Newly born orcs gather together.”

“Huh? Huh?!”

Then, guided by that clumsy hand, I walked back and forth through an unknown cave and arrived at a huge pupil.

“Gasp?!”

And as I faced the small brown beings gathered there, I began to worry that something was wrong.

Paying no heed to her concerns, the small brown beings gathered in the same species, to be exact, newborn orcs, were massaging their small bodies here and there as if checking their condition.

“This… . what’s the matter… . Ugh!”

Then her head hit! It rang. She was confused because she didn’t know what the situation was, and text appeared before her eyes that were faint but easy to read.

Basic knowledge: Orcs

Orcs are a very warlike and brave race. They are willing to throw away their lives for the sake of their race and show outstanding gregariousness, but due to the high superiority of male Orcs and the small number of females, they mainly reproduce by hunting other races. Because of the large, hard cocks and bulky muscular bodies of male orcs, the survival rate of women who reproduce with them is very low. Depending on the ecosystem they live in, their skin color can be light red, dark brown, or green. From birth, they have a body more developed than that of a three-year-old human child, and their development is so outstanding that they grow into adults in just four years. Lifespan varies depending on the population, but the average is 60 years.

‘W-what is this…? . Oak? ‘Are you saying this race is my race?’

It wasn’t that he didn’t know orcs. However, because it looked so different from what I knew, I didn’t recognize it until it was told to me that it was an orc.

“You tulka, you yolka, you malka”

At that time, when I saw the behavior of the adult orcs in front of them, pointing them out one by one and calling them by their names, I immediately knew that the reason they were gathered here was to give the newly born orcs names.

“You”

Their names were called one by one, and eventually the adult orc arrived in front of her.

“You Kara.”

“Kara?”

“Yes, Kara. A woman is a la dolim.”

“No, I’m not a woman. Hu… .”

“Those who have been given names, go and sleep! Train when you are bigger. Hurry up!”

Kara was trying to confidently say that she was not a woman but a futanari, but her words were cut off and she stood there hesitantly.

Suddenly, he looked down at his lower body and breathed a sigh of relief.

“It depends.”

However, as if he could not let his guard down yet, he pushed away the cock and testicles, which had a very promising future even though he was still a newborn, and only after moving his fingers to a more private area did he smile with satisfaction.

“There is! There is pussy!”

“Noisy! Of course females have pussies! Go quickly and sleep!”

“Yikes!”

After hearing the harsh words of the adult orcs, she decided to do as they told her. Anyway, everything she wanted came true. She was in the best mood right now, and she didn’t really want to waste her precious life by wandering around here and there.

‘huh? Now that I think about it, why isn’t my skin brown?’

The moment of discomfort I felt when I looked down at my body earlier was that my skin color was different from that of other orcs. Her skin was beautiful, reminiscent of white jade.

As if to answer her curiosity, letters began to appear before her eyes.

Kara: Orc subspecies (futanari)

Born from an elf who received orc seeds. She is of Elf blood, has excellent beauty and is smart, and is of Orc blood, is healthy, strong, and virtuous.

‘Eh, elf?!’

Even though it was a subspecies, it had exactly what she wanted.