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My name is Ki Yeoul.

My surname is Ki. My name is Yeoul.

Today, I celebrated my twentieth birthday. Do you know what a typical South Korean woman should do when she becomes an adult?

Well, it’s simple. Go to a web novel site and explore adult-rated novels that you haven’t seen before, hehe.

It’s been four years since I started my web novel life. I’ve read almost all the general audience novels.

My favorite genre is being reincarnated as a noble lady and flirting with English gentlemen, but I read a variety of other genres as well.

I like everything except BL stories. Well, BL stories that are explicit from the start are fine. I actually like them. Wow, two peaches!

But I hate it when the female lead suddenly drifts away with her eyes wide open and sticks only to themselves.

If there are two peaches, you should give one to the female lead in each hand and gently caress her. Why play around with each other? Seriously?

Anyway, I’ve already paid for the coins, so what should I read first?

As I was contemplating while looking at the list of novels I had hearted to read when I became an adult, I suddenly remembered a romance novel I dropped a year ago.

It was a general audience novel where the female lead adopted by a viscount was loved by the English gentlemen and the butler, but it was forced to be dropped from episode 321 due to the sudden addition of an adult content warning from episode 322.

It’s really unfair. The author didn’t even give a notice.

I tried to secretly verify my age using my mom’s phone to read episode 322, but I got caught and got spanked five times on my butt. Ugh…

I didn’t expect them to report me for violating the Personal Information Protection Act. Am I their real daughter?

Hmm. Anyway, let’s forget about the bad memories and check this out first before moving on to other spicy novels.

My name is Ki Yeoul.

My surname is Ki… Oh? I already introduced myself.

Ha… I’m really angry right now. It’s because I watched episodes 322 and onwards of that forbidden novel.

In summary, that’s it. My most hated BL Drift. The English gentleman and the butler fought not because of me, but because they had feelings for each other.

And then came the steamy scene between the butler and the English gentleman. I thought the English gentleman was the top if I had to choose, but this was quite different… but!!

What about the perspective of the adopted female lead that I empathized with so much!

And what about my butt that got spanked for trying to verify this kind of thing!

So, what’s with the 5700-character comments? Anyway, I don’t really pay attention to comments from authors like this.

After contemplating, I decided to support the author by sending 1 coin donation messages X 30 times with curses.

100 characters X 30 times, so it’s about 3000 characters.

Since donations involve money, they must have received notifications and emails, so they must have checked the content. Hehe.

Now I feel a little relieved. Goodbye, my favorite romance novel from high school.

The night grew late. I decided to start reading adult novels from tomorrow and went to bed for today.

And then I was reincarnated.

“Excuse me, are you the Novel Master site ID K-Yeoul?”

Someone woke me up. It wasn’t my room. It was a white room.

A cute Western-style girl with blonde hair and blue eyes was glaring at me with an axe-like gaze.

Why is a foreigner talking to me? I’m confident in reading, but not in speaking English…

“Uh… Hello? I can’t speak English.”

“What are you saying! Wake up!”

Fluent Korean. After blinking a few times, I looked back at the girl behind the blonde hair. Come to think of it, I’ve seen her somewhere before.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a mischievous smile. Plus, a playful decoration with a pen stuck in the ear. And to top it off, a loose-fitting long-sleeved hoodie.

But wearing hot pants under the baggy hoodie, showcasing slender legs even more, a subtly styled high-class look that highlights her own advantages.

“Uh… are you a ‘Seoljjang’? From the website ‘Seoljjanggu’?”

‘Seoljjanggu,’ a web novel site with a nerdy name. It’s a site I frequent.

If the site’s SD mascot character were drawn with an 8-head figure, it would look just like her.

“Yes. Are you K-Yeoul?”

“Yeah… is this place?”

I suddenly remembered sending a bomb of support yesterday, and cold sweat started to form, but I held it back for now.

“This is the world of the author you criticized in their novel.”

And then followed a 20-minute long explanation from Seoljjang. Summarizing her explanation, it went like this:

1. Among the serialized novels on Seoljjanggu, there are those that re-imagine real historical events from a different dimension as novels.

2. The authors of such novels are the gods who manage that world.

3. They write novels to bring high-spirited souls from Earth to solve problems in their managed world, or to keep their world from being forgotten.

4. Seoljjang is a goddess from Earth who helps them.

5. But due to my support terror, the god of that world, in other words, the author, cried a lot.

6. Seoljjang asked her to scold me.

7. So Seoljjang brought me to the world of the novel ‘Once you hit the girls in the Ddeokta world, they can’t even move.’

8. I have to survive here until the ending to return to Earth.

What in the world…

My head started to ache.

I couldn’t grasp where to start pointing out the issues with this.

When Seoljjang appeared before me, it was hard to doubt the content itself.

So, to escape from here, I needed to think carefully.

First, my specialty. Let’s try using a counterattack.

“I know I did wrong, but…”

“Isn’t what Seoljjang does also a bad thing?”

“Yeah?”

“Well, you know. You’re a goddess of Earth, helping the gods, the authors of that other world, who kidnap Earth’s souls.”

“No, it’s not kidnapping! It’s appointing as representatives of the noble gods!”

“I saw on the news yesterday that even the perpetrators who kidnapped people needed sacred workers to lament.”

Actually, there was no such news yesterday. Even if there was, I wouldn’t have watched it.

But unexpectedly, Seoljjang seemed to be pricked in the heart and swallowed her anger.

“And the support system of Seoljjanggu…”

“If Seoljjang had made the system well to prevent 1-coin support terror, wouldn’t that have been enough?”

I continued to provoke Seoljjang while keeping an eye on her reactions.

“Wow… an evil soul! You’re possessed by Satan, aren’t you! You need guidance! You need to repent!”

The first counterattack seemed to have worked well. When someone loses their reason like that, the initiative in the conversation tends to shift.

“Okay. I’m sorry. I really messed up. It wasn’t right to do that. If you don’t like a work, you can just press the back button… sniff… sniff… I’m sorry.”

“Oh my… um… first, calm down, K-Yeoul.”

Now, it’s time for the ultimate strategy.

As I showed tears, Seoljjang, who was flaming with anger, began to look confused.

“We’re not trying to kill or harass K, right?”

“Just try to understand why the story turned out this way by entering the novel directly and reflect on it.”

“We’ll give you a cheat ability so you can relax a bit.”

A perfect ending.

I gave her a cheat ability that seemed to have been out of the question at first.

Okay, I think I’ll throw a counter punch here.

You claim to be a goddess, but you don’t seem familiar with a real fight, Seoljjang?

“Ugh.. Fine, I’ll try harder. It’s all my fault anyway. But I have to say this.”

“Yes, what is it?”

“I’ve never read the novel ‘The World’s Women in the Tteokbokki World Can’t Move When Hit,’ and I’ve never committed any acts of terror. Seoljjang, are you mistaken?”

I stopped my crying expression and started to stare at Seoljjang with a sharp gaze.

“Huh? What? Um?”

Seoljjang, taken aback by my sudden change in mood, quickly brought up a small screen in front of her and checked something in a hurry.

And Seoljjang suddenly started sweating profusely.

Silence lingered.

“Um, K-Yeoul, right? Your real name is Kiyeoul. As the representative of the Novel Jjanggu website, I would like to apologize sincerely for this misunderstanding.”

Seoljjang, who appeared like a manager coming out in response to a call from the customer service center, politely bowed.

Hehe, judging by that reaction, it seemed like I succeeded.

If I escape from here now, I should become a good reader who doesn’t commit terror next time.

It’s true that I sponsored the terror, but Seoljjang brought me into another novel without my consent, so it should be considered a non-event, right?

Or maybe I can go to that romance world? I’m kind of drawn to that world. Everyone is handsome and gentle there.

“So, what are you going to do? Should we go out and talk about it here?”

Feeling uneasy due to Seoljjang’s prolonged silence, I urged him. What’s with this atmosphere?

But Seoljjang continued to bow his head. An eternity seemed to pass before Seoljjang finally raised his head.

He was trying to force a smile on his lips, a smile that seemed like a convulsion.

“…Novel…”

“…?”

“Novel Jjanggu Excellent Reader Event! C-C-Congratulations!”

“Congratulations to Kiyeoul, the winner of the Novel Jjanggu Excellent Reader Event, granting you the right to adventure in the world of the novel!”

“In the world of ‘The World’s Women in the Tteokbokki World Can’t Move When Hit,’ you can enjoy to your heart’s content!”

“Um… Kiyeoul, do you happen to have any secret desires like wanting to be forced, or wanting to be taken by multiple people, or wanting to be devoured in a weakened state? It’s a dream fantasy world where you can fulfill all your desires without any risk.”

Are you kidding me, you crazy bastard. I’m a virgin! Send me home!