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Doesn’t that happen sometimes?

When you look at pictures of women dressed as women, there are some pictures that you think could never be of a man.

In a way, I think that to be able to do something like that, you have to be born with it to some extent.

Yeah, like me.

“Hyunwoo is really like a woman.”

“When I was young, I was just a girl. I had to run, haha.”

I had three older sisters.

In the case of my eldest sister, it seems that she took me to the women’s bathhouse with her when we were young, perhaps because there was a 7-year age difference between us.

If there’s one thing that’s great about our older sisters.

One of them is a world-renowned professional makeup artist (in fact, this is just magic).

Another one is a famous actress in Hollywood who is invited to do minor roles.

Another one is currently the leader of one of the most popular girl groups in K-pop.

One thing for sure, all three of them are incredibly beautiful and attractive women, and I think they definitely inherited that from their parents.

If there is a problem… … .

“Our Hyunwoo, you’re so lovely.”

“I told you it’s cute.”

“Wow, looking at this picture, unnie… … no, unnie can do it every day!”

The question is, why did I, a ‘man’, inherit that blood?

[picture]

I checked out the high school photos my older sisters took of me, all decorated in their own way.

‘Who is this?’

The woman in the photo, smiling shyly while wearing a skirt, was truly incredibly pretty and attractive.

She was more attractive than most women.

That’s why.

“Crackle!”

“Gyaaah! Our treasure!”

“This kind of thing… … Tear it all apart. I’m a man!”

Still, I had some hope.

okay.

When you become a high school student, your uvula comes out along with your voice change due to the secretion of male hormones.

How can that not be done?

… … Surprisingly enough, even after I became a high school student and even as an adult, my Adam’s apple never stuck out like other men’s.

If you look very closely, you can see a little bit of it.

Does that make sense?

Despite being a man, I was born completely unmanly and just lived quietly as if I were a dead mouse.

Until the 4th year of college.

Although I was sometimes bullied for being unmanly, it was nothing compared to my older sisters playing with dolls with me.

Then spring came to me too.

“Hey, Kim Hyunwoo.”

“… … ?”

“Would you like to go out with me?”

When one of the three most popular beauties at my university said that to me.

I truly realized that I was born a man.

I felt alive.

and.

A week later in the morning.

“Ah, this is impossible. Let’s just break up.”

My life ended with us breaking up without even having sex.

just.

Should I die?

* * *

[Grandpa’s Beer]

“Hey, lighten up a bit. That’s what love is all about. It lasts for a moment, and then breaks down in another moment.”

“Ugh, ugh… … .”

I sounded like a dying slime.

Then, Park Mu-shin, who has been my childhood friend since elementary school, is comforting me.

Until just yesterday.

There was a beautiful woman sitting there who was my girlfriend.

“How on earth is such a fucking man sitting here? Sob, sob.”

“… … I’m sorry, you fucking man.”

Park Mu-shin, who was scratching the ball, said.

“Hey, all breakups are sad.”

“Oh my, I was so happy for a week. Now I just want to die. Oh my… … .”

“Was it that good?”

“Of course! Having a girlfriend means that my charm as a man has been proven! Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, last week, I was finally able to realize that I was born as a man!”

“Hmm.”

In response to my confession, Park Mu-shin made a subtle expression and spoke in a serious voice.

“You can feel that just by going to the bathhouse. Your damn thing, honestly, is pretty great.”

“Oh my, you can’t show that to anyone normally. You crazy kid. Why is it that all my charm as a man is concentrated in that high school?”

“Yeah, your sisters were so excited when they saw that.”

“You’re like perverts. Even though you made me dress up as a woman, you said that I absolutely had to have that.”

“That’s right. Your sisters said it. It’s better if you have it.”

This is the story of the older sisters that always comes up whenever I meet Park Mu-shin.

What the heck are you talking about, saying it’s better if it exists?

If that’s the case, then don’t make her cross-dress.

Because of the cross-dressing I’ve done since I was little, my makeup and fashion sense still have a somewhat feminine feel to them.

“Chaeyeon-ah, Chaeyeon-ah… … I was wrong. Sob, so let’s date again.”

Let’s say I’m drunk and try to call my ex-girlfriend.

Park Mu-shin was startled and snatched the phone from my hand.

“Hey, calm down, I said. And Han Chae-yeon, that woman’s rumors aren’t that good either.”

“in…?”

“You hadn’t really talked to Han Chae-yeon in the first place. But then suddenly she asked you out first. Don’t you think you already knew the answer just by looking at that?”

“Don’t be a jerk! You little shit, don’t swear at my girlfriend!”

“Your ex-girlfriend, right? … Who knows, right now Han Chae-yeon might be at the hotel with a much more manly man than you? ”

The moment I heard Park Mu-shin’s words.

Even though I didn’t like it, the scene of Han Chae-yeon being harassed by the incredibly annoying Geum Tae-yang kept replaying in my head, and I thought I was going crazy.

“Yeah, let’s die anyway.”

Gulp, gulp-.

widely-.

That was my last memory of that day.

* * *

“Ugh, my head hurts.”

I’m sure I took some hangover cure before coming home, as is my habit.

Seeing that my head was hurting so badly, I realized that I must have really drunk a lot yesterday.

“Oh my! Isn’t that right?”

Even though I had a headache right after waking up from drinking.

I checked the call log right away.

[Park Mu-chin]

I sighed in relief when I saw that instead of the name Musin, only the guy registered as Park Mu-chin remained in the call records.

Fortunately, I didn’t call Han Chae-yeon, who I had broken up with while drunk.

“Oh, ugh. Ugh!!”

Han Chae-yeon.

Even though we only dated for a week, I couldn’t forget her, who was like a ray of hope and a savior to me.

How hard I tried to look good as a man to be with her.

I can’t tell you how rewarding that hard work was.

‘I want to meet you again.’

Any means necessary will do.

I wanted to go out and have fun with Han Chae-yeon again, like drinking, going to karaoke, and watching a movie.

By the way.

[Harem application has been launched!]

[Congratulations!]

[Hello, Master, my name is Pia from the harem application!]

“I guess I’m still drunk.”

I just checked my phone and saw an application running on its own.

I was worried that I might have accidentally clicked on a URL in a spam text and installed a virus, so I force-shut down my phone and tried to run a virus scan.

[Tsk tsk tsk, I’m sorry. I’m not a virus or anything.]

[I am a gift from God to you.]

[Harem application!]

[This is an incredibly great and wise application sent by the Supreme God who was impressed by your cross-dressing appearance! With this, you too can achieve anything!]

At that moment.

My eyes lit up.

“Chae, can I meet Chaeyeon again?”

[no.]

[It’s up to the master’s discretion.]

“This bad app bastard. I’ll kill him.”

[Whoa! It’s scary!]

No, but rather, what on earth was the author, God, so impressed that he sent me something like this?

[Your cross-dressing.]

[Even God has acknowledged it. How charming you are when you dress up as a woman! You are more womanly than a woman, but you have something wonderful hanging in the middle! Even the ‘Goddess of Perversion’ has fallen for you!]

That guy is just a pervert… … !!

[Oh, please speak properly, Master.]

[I’m not a pervert.]

[You are the goddess of metamorphosis.]

What’s different?

[But still, as I said before, this is a ‘harem application’.]

[This is an application that helps you create a harem, while also evolving as you create your harem.]

[Can you please check the status window first?]

“Status window? Huh?”

I’m afraid to say anything about the status window.

When I think of status window novels these days, a window that is commonly seen comes to mind.

[Status Window]

Name: Kim Hyun-woo

Female Power: 111(SS+)

Male power: 43(C+)

Strength: 43 (C+)

Agility: 67 (B+)

Stamina: 55(B)

Skills held: None

Items held: None

Harem Points Held: None

“What a shitty status window.”

[Oh my, please refrain from using such vulgar words. Isn’t that right? That’s also a point of your charm♡]

“Yeah. Let’s just break the phone.”

Just in case, I took out a hammer from the tool set I had left at home and tried to smash my phone in a fit of anger.

Pia screamed.

[Ahhh! Please don’t break my phone, Master.]

[Even so, applications that have already been run by the power of God are automatically transferred to other smartphones.]

[If you’re not going to use a smartphone for the rest of your life, then it’s a waste, right?]

“… … .”

That couldn’t be possible.

I had to get back in touch with Han Chae-yeon, and even if that wasn’t the case, I couldn’t give up my smartphone for the sake of a possible new girlfriend.

[Yes, that is a very valid point.]

[Please note that you can collect harem points and exchange them for items or skills!]

[Due to the first meeting event!]

[particularly!]

[We will give you one free ticket to draw harem items!]

What on earth would you use something like that for?

I clicked my tongue and just did what he wanted.

“Okay, I pulled it out, so it’s okay? Now get out.”

[Ring ring ring ring!]

[Congratulations! You have obtained ‘A Chance Encounter with the Woman You Want’!]

[If you have this, you can have a chance encounter with the woman you want. Oh my? Isn’t this the perfect item for the current owner?]

That’s right.

If only I had this, I could meet Han Chae-yeon again.

but…….

“… … .”

I looked at the frail man in the mirror.

No matter how much I dressed up, I still couldn’t be an attractive person to Han Chae-yeon.

“… … .”

I didn’t really want to date Han Chae-yeon again.

She told me she wanted to break up with me even though she was with me for a week.

That obviously doesn’t appeal to me.

So, I just wanted to hear her story.

I also want to know about the netorare that I might know.

therefore.

[seal]

[Never open.]

I opened the sealed box and made a squeak.

I bit my lip as I looked at the various tools inside, including the wigs.

Pie laughed when he saw that.

[I have no choice, right? Hehehe.]