episode_0001
by admin001
Became the gallery owner of the villain gallery.
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[Photo of an unidentified octopus tentacle monster]
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Am I laughing: Ah, you piece of shit.
This is a post from a certain community. Here, ‘gallery owner’ refers to the gallery owner, that is, a person who is frequently mentioned within the site.
And I am the ‘Galju’ of the Villain Minor Gallery.
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Since the concept of ‘superhuman’ came into being, people who naturally used their abilities to commit crimes have emerged. Also, villains have emerged, and those who try to stop them are called heroes. In other words, they are called ‘heroes’.
We are heroes.
“Sirius. There’s something I need you to do.”
“Yes, Director. Leave everything to me.”
at las….
It seems like the higher-ups have finally made a big decision. My heart is filled with a thrill I’ve never felt before.
“Of course I’ll be the vanguard in the great war against the villains. I think anyone else would absolutely be incapable of it.”
I’m young and confident. I have the skills to match. There’s no one else in the Hero Association who’s fit to be the vanguard.
But the director didn’t seem to think so. Judging from the distorted expression on his face, it’s almost certain.
“That… .”
“Are you really going to send someone else? If it’s because you’re a man.”
“You are a rare ‘male’ superhuman. You are a power that can never be lost. From its symbolism… .”
99% of superhumans are women. Male superhumans like me are extremely rare. Is that why? The positions of men and women that have existed for tens of thousands of years in human history have been completely reversed.
The so-called gender reversal world has occurred in just a few decades.
“You know I’ve taken down more villains than any other female hero. I’ve taken down ‘Queen of the Night’, ‘Jester of Death’, ‘The Greatest Offspring of the Foreign News’ too.”
“Sure… . You are the villain’s natural enemy.”
But I am different.
He lost his family at the age of 15, started working as a hero, and took down numerous villain organizations. He defended the dignity of the city several times.
If not me, who will take the lead as the hero? There is none. There will never be one in the future.
“We still don’t have enough cards to confront the villains head-on. They are too many, and we are too few.”
“But if that’s the case… .”
“So. I want to give you a special mission. Do you know what I mean? Only you can do this mission.”
I decided to accept it. That only I… could do it?
“I see. Since the director says so, I guess I can’t help it.”
“Okay. The story is flowing easily. Then, please take a look at this material.”
The director showed me the documents. What kind of mission could it be? Could it be infiltrating a villain organization? My skills are useless for infiltration… .
[ㅇㅇ(223.78): Wow what the fuck ㅋㅋㅋ Did a zoom-in picture of the gallery owner’s butt come out?]
(A picture taken by someone of Sirius’s back.)
I’m uploading it now that it’s out ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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Am I laughing: Wow fuck it’s possible possible possible possible possible lol
ㅇㅇ(11.223): This crazy guy is calling his daughter! Ugh! Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock!
ㅇㅇ (33.184): Nooong joo …
Foreign press ambassador: Wow, what a body
Am I laughing: Ehhh… . Ehhh! Ehhh!
… What the heck is this? What kind of website is this that posts such ridiculous sexually harassing comments on my pictures?
“What is this…?”
“This is a new website called Villainnet. As you can see, you are quite popular on this website… .”
“What does that have to do with my assignment? If it’s a prostitution case, I guess I’ll have to contact the Justice Department.”
“It doesn’t matter. I think you should be active on this site.”
I was dumbfounded. Why me? Me?
“I tried leaving it to other girls, but they all failed. I don’t know how they knew, but if I just wrote one article, they’d accuse me of being a spy.”
“I’ve never done anything like this before.”
“No, you can do it. Because you’re a man.”
Is this it in the end?
Just because I’m a man, I have to take on this ridiculous mission.
It’s just ridiculous. This is an outrage. I’m getting irritated. I scratch my head nervously and glare at the director.
“I told you clearly that I don’t want to do this. I’m a hero. Not some cheap prostitute.”
“That’s right.”
“ You want me to deal with people who sexually harass me? It’s amazing that a hero would use that kind of manpower!”
“Because, all the guys who work here are ‘villains’. Some of them are even level 1 or higher.”
When I heard that, I froze.
A first-class villain is someone who has the ability or power to threaten the world just by their existence.
Such villains… are active on this seemingly insignificant site.
“Are you getting the hang of it now? You’re going to have to infiltrate this site as if you were a member, and get information. Like I said before, only you can do it.”
“How did you… get it?”
“For example.”
The director turned over a page of the document he had handed me.
“Nickname ‘Am I laughing?’ This user is a first-class villain, a nightmare. He is the one who brought eternal night to District 4.”
“Nightmare!”
“The ‘Foreign Press Ambassador’ who is discussing your body like Nightmare is Sonia Green who is trying to summon the dark god from beyond the universe.”
It was a bigger mission than I thought. A first-class villain is so dangerous that all of his actions are monitored by satellite 24 hours a day… .
Those kinds of people write on the internet?
“There are other first-class villains that are also believed to be active. And they are leaking information strangely. It is qualitatively and quantitatively different from the information obtained so far.”
“What are some representative examples?”
“For example, a stimulant that enhances superhuman abilities.”
“That’s definitely valuable information.”
Information about a first-class villain that even the Hero Association Information Bureau couldn’t find!
“Does it make sense now?”
“Yes, I think I understand now. Okay… . I’ll take care of this.”
There was no reason not to do it now. It was all for justice.
“Are there any precautions I should be aware of?”
“Yes, there is. Never let your identity be posted on Villainnet. That’s the end.”
“End… ?”
“You’re so popular on Villainnet that you’re called the owner. But what if those bitches find out that you’re reading sexually harassing posts there?”
If a first-class villain, each and every one of whom is called a disaster, were to come looking for me, it probably wouldn’t even take half a day.
And honestly, I don’t have the confidence to fight them and win. I pride myself on being the strongest among male heroes. But as villains, I’m probably a 2nd or 3rd class at best.
“Maybe… I won’t be a human in this world.”
“It would be nice if I could die gracefully. Of course, from the ‘world’s’ perspective.”
“Huh? What does that mean… .”
The director let out a deep sigh. A spark suddenly shot out from the cigar in her mouth. It was her power, ‘ignition’. It was the power to ignite flames wherever she looked.
“Superhuman abilities are inherited. And you are a powerful hero who has put countless villains in concentration camps.”
“If I get caught by first-class villains… .”
“You’ll probably get raped to death. And you’ll provide good seed that will produce a first-class villain.”
“… .”
The director took the cigar out of his mouth and blew smoke toward the ceiling. A pungent smell filled the room.
“So please don’t let your identity be discovered, and if you do.”
“I know what you’re going to say.”
I’m prepared. If you get caught infiltrating, things usually don’t turn out well.
“I will make sure to swallow poison as soon as I am caught. However, it will be difficult to find medicine that suits my body.”
“I’ll take care of that part for you.”
There was no pressure… or anything like that. Rather, I felt a little excited.
Finally, I have a chance to establish my own worth in this fucking hero board.
‘I’ll gladly offer my body.’
I don’t know what will happen to me in the process. I might be experimented on by some crazy villain, or I might get skinned alive by them.
But in the end, we will be the winners.
History is not written by the victors, but by someone righteous.
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