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“Why did you come? No, more importantly, why are you still a girl?”

I clearly lifted the curse. So why is this guy Park Sihyun still a girl?

“I don’t know. Did I really lift it? Not just with words?”

“No, really? Why would I lie about it?”

I had no reason to lie. If I didn’t want to lift it, I wouldn’t have mentioned it in the first place.

At that, Park Sihyun chuckled.

“Why? Do you want to tease me even more?”

“You’re being ridiculous.”

“Anyway, I’m coming in. Your parents aren’t home, right?”

“Hey, who said you could just come in?”

I never invited him in, but he came in as he pleased.

Why does he wander around every time he comes here?

“Your room always looks so bleak. It’s like a single guy’s room without a girlfriend.”

“Do you always have to say it like that? Unlucky guy.”

“Why ‘guy’? Why not ‘girl’? You made it that way.”

Damn it.

I have nothing to say.

In the end, I turned a perfectly normal guy into a fallen female. Someone might mistake him for being gay if they heard this.

“So, why did you come today? To pick on me for not turning back into a man?”

“Huh? No, it doesn’t matter. I just came to hang out.”

“What? To our house?”

“What? Is it so strange for me to come to your place? I’ve been here dozens of times.”

All because you called for me.

He mumbled under his breath at the end.

There was nothing to say to that.

But I didn’t call him over to pick on him; I just wanted him to come over and hang out.

…Well, we did eat chicken and have fun together before.

“Ugh, do whatever you want.”

“Yeah, I will. Hey, don’t you have anything to eat? I haven’t had breakfast.”

“Why didn’t you eat before coming?”

“I never eat breakfast.”

“You didn’t eat? Really? But you worked out, remember?”

Even though we’re talking about when he was a guy. He used to be a thug and even did some mixed martial arts, using his fists.

“…Since becoming a girl.”

“Oh. I see. Did your appetite decrease after becoming a girl?”

“It’s not that… Never mind. What’s the point?”

“What? If you’re hungry, just grab something from the fridge.”

I left him in the living room and headed straight to my room.

I wasn’t going to waste my energy dealing with him.

Now I’m really going to study properly.

I couldn’t study properly because of this guy when I was in school.

It’s not blaming others, it’s true. Back then, this guy really tormented me as if he wanted to kill me.

Well, last year, as you know, I did eat him up, but still.

“Hey, what are you doing?”

The culprit of last year’s turbulent memories entered my room.

He acted as if it was natural for him to come into my room.

He had a convenience store sausage in his mouth. It’s my snack, damn it.

“Don’t you see? I’m studying.”

“…Are you really studying?”

“Would I fake studying?”

“I came over, didn’t I?”

“? What’s the relevance of that?”

“……”

When I questioned, he stiffened and chewed on the sausage he had been holding in his mouth.

“Why are you studying when you’re still young.”

“You never study anytime. You’re just like me, a repeating student.”

“Well, I didn’t need to study in the first place. I originally wanted to be a martial artist.”

“He says he can be a martial artist even though he’s a blockhead.”

“Anyway, this happened because of you. Hmph.”

He flopped down onto my bed.

There wasn’t anything particularly special about having a girl lying on my bed.

He isn’t really a girl, and besides, I’ve used that bed several times, so there’s no reason to have such thoughts.

Moreover, he doesn’t look particularly feminine right now. His jacket and jeans diminish any feminine charm.

On the other hand, even in that appearance, his well-defined hips and bust are attractive, but…

“Sniff sniff. Hey, did you hit your daughter?”

“I didn’t hit her.”

“But you smell like squid.”

What kind of woman is that? I ate her for a year, but she’s still just a body of a woman.

“You were fooling around with me there yesterday, don’t talk nonsense.”

“Oh, right. Hmm… So, not doing it?”

“Not doing what?”

“Not eating. Right now.”

Thud-

I momentarily dropped the pen I was writing with.

When I turned to look at him, he was looking at me very provocatively.

“Are you asking me to eat you right now? You go first.”

“I was just asking. Well, so are you going to do it?”

“Not doing it.”

“Why not?”

“Because I decided not to.”

I turned my head back to the desk.

I’ve decided to stop dealing with that person. I’ve wasted a year dealing with them, and it’s been enough.

I’ve had my revenge, and the torment has disappeared. It was time for me to be faithful to my own life.

“What a real idiot…”

“Who are you calling an idiot, you blockhead?”

“Hey, if you’re not going to play, go use the computer.”

“If you’re going to game, put on your headset; it’s too noisy.”

I wanted to kick them out of my place, but I didn’t want to go that far, so I just let them be.

“Hey, what are you doing in our jungle!”

The guy who turned on League of Legends was cursing quietly despite my request for silence. He kept blaming the jungle for being ganked while he was playing top lane.

“From what I see, you’re the one who can’t do anything properly.”

“Hey, wanna play a round?”

“Don’t you see I’m studying?”

“Why are you looking at this if you’re studying?”

“How can you focus with all this noise?”

“Hmph. So many excuses.”

Ugh. This guy annoys me. I can’t concentrate because of him. It’s definitely not that my concentration is lacking.

“This is boring.”

Seemingly on a losing streak, he soon turned off League of Legends. Then it seemed like he was just watching YouTube or something.

Finally, it became quiet, and I could focus on studying.

“Oh, found something spicy.”

“…!”

“Heh, saw this kind of thing? You pervert.”

What the hell?

Without realizing it, he must have snooped around my computer. He stumbled upon my collection of manga and erotic images.

“They’re all just erotic images.”

“What the hell are you looking at without permission?”

“It’s not ‘what,’ it’s ‘who.’ And how about taking a look?”

“Why are you looking at others’ stuff?”

“Hmm, but you looked at mine too, didn’t you?”

“I looked at- oh.”

…Yeah. I did look.

Not just look, I devoured and indulged in everything.

“Interesting. Even after indulging like that, you still wanted to see this?”

“…I’ve received a lot from the past. And sometimes I want to enjoy them alone.”

“Is that so? Hmm, I don’t really understand. I used to be a man too.”

*Click*

“Wow, this line is amazing. ‘Are you going to devour me, like in those erotic comics?’ Haha, where does this crazy girl who talks like this exist in the world? Such delusional fantasies.”

“Alright, stop watching now, lady.”

“Oh. Okay, okay.”

I finally found the guy who dropped from my computer yesterday. Damn it. Is he making a fuss just because he fell until now? I really want to smack him, but I decided to endure.

“Hey, let me ask you one thing. Do I look more like a messed-up girl or does a 2D girl look more like one?”

“Obviously, it’s 2D.”

“…What?”

Why is he making that face? It’s obvious.

“How can you compare yourself with a girl who doesn’t even seem like a real girl to 2D? They may be fake, but they are much more feminine than you, right? Well, it’s obvious because you’re not a real girl.”

“…Is that so? Then what about this?”

“What ‘about this’?”

The guy who was saying something irrelevant suddenly flopped onto the bed. Then he started unbuttoning his shirt.

“Hey, what are you doing all of a sudden?”

“Well, it was something like this.”

As he took off his jacket and raised his shirt enough to reveal his bra, his expression suddenly became serious.

“Are you going to smack me? Like in those erotic comics?”

“…What are you doing?”

“How is it? Do you like it? I tried to be like the manga character you like.”

Damn it…

Honestly, it got to me.

But I can’t say it like that even if I die.

“Don’t you have anything to do? There’s no crazy woman who would say that.”

“Tsk. Where are you going?”

“The bathroom.”

I hurriedly fled to the bathroom. I thought I might get caught if I stayed there because I got flustered.

“Are you chickening out? Should I take it off for you?”

“No, you bastard!”

I shut the bathroom door slightly, blocking his view.

Phew, today is really chaotic.

“Idiot. Did you finish pooping? I could help you with that, you know?”

“If you don’t really want to get smacked, shut up.”

“Haha. What will you do if you want to get smacked?”

“Do you really want to get smacked?”

“….”

Why are you covering your mouth there and blushing?

“…Enough, go away. I need to study.”

“Studying… Is it that important?”

“Yeah. I’m going to a good university.”

“Hmm, which university do you want to go to?”

“Obviously, Seoul National University.”

“…You’re aiming too high.”

It’s rare for someone other than an examinee to aim for Seoul National University, but I was confident. Honestly, last year, I slacked off because of this guy. Even then, I maintained an average grade, and I’ve always had a knack for studying.

If I work hard for a year, there will definitely be meaningful results. To do that, I need to start working hard now…

“In that case, should I also go to Seoul National University?”

“Pfft. How are you going to Seoul National University?”

“Why can’t you go?”

“Are you trying to become a sports prodigy now? You’ve already wrecked your grades.”

“You jerk. It’s all because of you.”

“…What am I supposed to do? You were the jerk first. If you don’t like it, then turn back into a man right now.”

Even if she turns into a man, it doesn’t seem likely that she’ll be able to get into Seoul National University, but at least she could pursue a career in athletics.

But why isn’t she turning back into a man? No, could it be that she can’t? No, the curse was definitely lifted, wasn’t it?

“…Is that for real?”

“What?”

“If I turned into a man, would you want that?”

“Why are you asking me that?”

“Just answer. Would you want me to turn into a man?”

…Why is she suddenly asking me that question?

I couldn’t readily say “I wish you would.” There was still some lingering regret. The fact that there’s a girl who I could have all to myself if I just reached out.

“I wish you would.”

“Really?”

“Because I said so yesterday.”

“Is that so? Then like this too?”

Ssshh- Ssshh-

Suddenly, she took off her clothes. She removed all the clothes that made her look boyish. Her sensual bust and hips, trapped beneath those clothes, were revealed as if they were set free.

“Would you still want me to?”

“…Why are you doing this?”

“Don’t know? You idiot.”

Park Si-hyun approached me with a body devoid of any undergarments.

Why is she doing this? Even if there’s no reason she can’t turn back into a man, there’s no reason for her to do this on purpose.

“After having your fill, you think you can just escape unscathed?”

“So, you want me to take responsibility?”

“Well, if you messed up someone else’s life, you should take responsibility.”

“Did you ever think about taking responsibility when you tormented me?”

At my retort, she momentarily stiffened. But soon, with a determined look, she spoke.

“…Not really, but still, I feel wronged ending it like this.”

“So what?”

“I’m going to interfere.”

“Interfere?”

“Yes. I’m going to interfere plenty. So you won’t get into a good university.”

That’s the biggest revenge I can take right now.

She pulled me onto the bed and whispered. Park Si-hyun was here to really stir up trouble.

“…You’re a despicable woman.”

“Then I’ll give you a piece of my mind, alright?”

“You think I can’t? You’re dead, you son of a b****.”

Unable to endure it any longer, I lunged at Park Si-hyun.