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[ㅇㅇ(12.34): The mascot-chan is always so damn hot, you son of a bitch….]

Ah, I want to totally bang them.

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Cherry Flavor Card: Uh oh, you’ll get sued.

ㄴㅇㅇ(12.34): Let them sue me, goddammit, so I can totally bang them at the police station.

ㄴㅇㅇ(12.34): I really want to bang them while strangling them.

ㄴㅇㅇ(12.34): That son of a bitch should go to prison too, goddammit, for the crime of being arousing.

ㄴCherry Flavor Card: Calm down; they’re exclusively for the senior members anyway.

ㅇㅇ(12.123): I heard these days magic girls are severely mentally unstable, guess it’s true;;;

ㅇㅇ(14.7): I also really want to just make out with the mascot but I’m holding back

It’s a post that makes you sigh involuntarily.

If you look at it this way, you could just dismiss it as a common internet post for venting sexual frustration.

[싸이코패스아님: ㅋㅋ For the past few days, I’ve been spitting in the mascot’s coffee and giving it to them]

They drink it happily

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ㅇㅇ(13.34): This is seriously one crazy bitch.

ㅇㅇ(23.112): Oh, I should try that too.

The mascot mentioned in the post is referring to me, Park Hyun-seong.

As mentioned in that post, I am the mascot assisting the Team 1 magic girls.

I don’t know why I’m a mascot.

When you say mascot, doesn’t it usually mean something like a cute cat or dog?

But I’m human….

According to the higher-ups, they originally used cats as mascots.

‘The problem was that those animals didn’t last long before they were all brutally murdered and slaughtered.’

Thus, the system created to solve the magic girls’ emotional problems is the mascot.

To put it bluntly.

I’m a stud. A state-certified one at that.

…Anyway, if someone posted something like this on a normal site, I would file a legal complaint to stop them from writing sexual posts related to me.

[ㅇㅇ(33.111): ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Yesterday a legendary incident happened with those newbie bitchesㅋㅋㅋㅋ]

Someone told Team 2 Luna, ‘You’re thirty now, senior, why are you still called a girl?’ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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Cherry Flavor Card: What was the reaction like?

ㄴㅇㅇ(33.111): Seems like she made them all line up, seniors and juniors? I heard she brought out a bat then.

Moonlight Angel: This is a malicious rumor ^^;;; If you don’t take the post down, I will take legal action ^^

ㄴㅇㅇ(33.111): ㅋㅋㅋ Not legal action, she probably stomped on the juniors’ heads.

ㄴMoonlight Angel: Hey, you bitch, who do you belong to?

ㄴㅇㅇ(33.111): Your mom; lol.

The problem is that since this post was written in the ‘Magic Girl Gallery’, I can’t do such a thing.

‘And I…’

I was engulfed by unspeakable fear. It felt similar to the feeling when I realized the assignment was due yesterday.

“Mr. Mascot? You don’t look good.”

“Ah…. Yes.”

“Is something perhaps wrong!? If you have worries, please tell me!”

I can’t say. Especially not to this magic girl in front of me, Scarlet.

[Scarlet’s Magic Girl Gallery Posts]

[ㅇㅇ(12.34): Anyone know how to bang the mascot?]

[ㅇㅇ(12.34) Ah, I want to bang the mascot~~]

[ㅇㅇ(12.34): It’s outrageous that this stud bastard mascot walks around not knowing they’re hot.]

[ㅇㅇ(12.34): Stole the mascot’s underwear, what do you guys think?]

It’s a post history that makes your head spin just by looking at it.

Team 1, the strongest among thousands of magic girls.

Scarlet, who is widely known among them.

is revealing her dark sexual desires to me.

“Yes…. I always trust you.”

“Hoho! Got it! Just trust me!”

I can’t trust her. Scarlet is a magic girl. She is dangerous in that she can realize her desires whenever she wants.

‘Someone like that is writing posts related to me…’

My head is starting to hurt again. Of all people, for Scarlet to do such a thing.

“Mr. Mascot, I’m going to get coffee in a bit, will you drink some?”

Scarlet, who had a gentle impression, short bobbed hair, and brown hair that suited her, said with a soft smile.

“Ah, lately I’ve quit coffee…. Caffeine makes my body hurt.”

Rambling. I don’t even know what I’m saying.

Normally I would have gladly accepted and drank it, but not now. Because I knew that Scarlet had used the power of anonymity to write strange posts.

“Is that so.”

She made a disappointed expression and backed away.

Fortunately, I got through the difficult moment for now….

Just how long do I have to live like this?

***

[ShyS2: I have a question!!!]

The mascot? What the heck does that person do? They don’t seem to do office work like the staff!

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ㅇㅇ(22.113): That person, the mascot? They’re for the senior veterans’ welfare.

ㄴShyS2: Welfare, you say?

ㄴㅇㅇ(22.113): Officially, that’s what it is. To put it crassly, they’re a dildo. A dildo.

ㄴShyS2: Dildo? What’s that!?

ㄴㅇㅇ(22.113): You’ll know when you grow up.

ㄴYouDoIt: Is this bastard a newb? Talking to that bastard.

Haa….

I let out a deep sigh and turned off my phone screen. My insides are burning from keeping on seeing this.

That’s right.

My existence was created for the welfare of the magic girls. What’s more, I’m exclusively for Team 1, who are called veterans among veterans.

It seems there were many criticisms that it was inhumane to forcibly conscript girls with an average age of 12 and work them until retirement.

So they say several welfare systems were created. One of them is me.

‘Did my grandfather feel this way too?’

My grandfather who passed away at a young age, and my father who passed away when I was young.

Both were from the mascot line.

In other words, regardless of my will, I am taking on a strange role that has been passed down for three generations.

[ㅇㅇ(41.12): They say if you get pregnant, they immediately let you retire, is that true?]

They say the reason an early senior member retired is because the mascot from two generations ago got her pregnant.

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ㅇㅇ(13.12): Yeah, they usually just if possible let you retire. If it’s a daughter, she’s confirmed as a magic girl, and even if it’s a son, they can use him as a mascot.

ㄴㅇㅇ(41.12): They use them damn thriftily, goddamn it…. But I’m hearing this for the first time?

ㄴㅇㅇ(13.12): Well, unless you’re a bold bitch, you wouldn’t pounce on Team 1’s exclusive dildo.

Looking at this comment insulting my mother and grandmother, anger surged up, but. I tried hard to hold back. Nothing will change anyway.

‘I know my fate too…’

As long as I have been chosen as a mascot, I will live as a breeding stud.

To mass-produce excellent magic girls…. I will marry a magic girl I don’t want.

Just like my father did.

If things had stayed as they were, I wouldn’t have doubted that fate at all.

“Hyun-seong? Excuse me, but could I ask for some help with the paperwork? Miss Scarlet caused quite a bit of damage during her last sortie.”

“Ah, I apologize.”

Just my luck, because I gained this kind of ability, inner turmoil ended up arising.

[Scarlet’s Magic Girl Gallery Posts]

ㅇㅇ(12.34): The mascot is cute again today….

ㅇㅇ(12.34): The mascot is sexy again today….

ㅇㅇ(12.34): The mascot is hot again today….

Why would Scarlet post things like this? Does she not know what dignity is?

Scarlet never does this normally. She always showed me the appearance of a true Team 1 magic girl.

[ㅇㅇ(12.34): Secretly filmed the mascot showering today.]

Phew, guess I’ll have to make do with this for a while.

To think she’s posting things like this anonymously! What kind of reaction would her fans have if they found out about these posts? For me, I couldn’t possibly bear it. Scarlet, who was next to me, with that pure and innocent face…. to think she’s writing so many dirty jokes about me.

“Um! Mr. Mascot! Could I possibly ask you to make me a cup of coffee!”

“Yes, understood.”

I tossed aside the paperwork I was asked to do. Of course. The work instructed by a magic girl is more important than the work ordered by Team 1 assisting staff.

“Here you are. I didn’t add sugar, as usual.”

“Good work.”

First, when I brewed the coffee as instructed, Scarlet accepted the cup with a happy face.

“Hmm…. It smells nice. Mr. Mascot? Oh, right! I also bought coffee, please have some.”

“Huh? Excuse me, but. Caffeine….”

“This is decaf!”

And then Scarlet held out a cup of coffee that seemed to be bought from a cafe.

‘If she bought coffee, is there any reason to specifically ask me to brew it? Thinking about it, something’s strange…’

The moment I took the coffee cup, I saw Scarlet’s ugly side again.

[ㅇㅇ(12.56): Spit in the coffee to give to the mascot.]

Them drinking it without knowing is really hot.

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YouDoIt: No way, if the senior members found out, they’d flip out completely? Are you out of your mind?

My God, what the heck is this? To think she’s saying so nonchalantly that she put her bodily fluids in the coffee I’m about to receive. No matter how easygoing a person I might be, this isn’t right.

‘Let’s secretly pour this down the sink or something.’

Now that I know, I can’t drink something like this. I gave Scarlet a suitable smile with my eyes to show my sincerity.

“…”

Then Scarlet shifted her attention away from me and raised her phone. Is she texting a friend or something? Normally, I would have thought this way. But reality was different from my hope.

[ㅇㅇ(12.34): This is the mabung who gave the mascot coffee with spit in it earlier…txt]

They usually drink it just fine, but suddenly didn’t. What the heck happened?

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ㅇㅇ(34.111): This generation’s mascot is a bit presumptuous, yeah ㅇㅇ

ㅇㅇ(34.111): If it weren’t for the Team 1 senior members, they would’ve really been dragged off and had this and that done to them.

Scarlet was posting about me on the Magic Girl Gallery in real time.

Moreover, looking at the comments, I could confirm that dark words were being exchanged….

‘What the heck is this world coming to?’

To think that noble and beautiful Scarlet is writing posts like this behind my back.

If only I hadn’t known.

If I could have maintained my illusion of her, I wouldn’t be feeling this way.

“Mr. Mascot? You don’t look good. Perhaps the coffee.”

“Ah, I was just about to drink it!”

I can’t drink coffee that someone else’s spit is in…. But seeing her staring so intently, I ended up gulping it down out of necessity.

Only then did Scarlet hold a satisfied smile and touch her phone again.

[Scarlet’s Magic Girl Gallery Usage History]

ㅇㅇ(12.34): Mr. Mascot,,,I,,,want,,,to,,,embrace,,,you~~@@@@

She posted another message.

I no longer had the confidence to look. I ended up closing my eyes tightly.

‘What the heck is this place called the Magic Girl Gallery anyway, that posts like this keep showing up?’

In any case, my usual duty is to assist the magic girls.

That is, I must be prepared to willingly dedicate my life for the magic girls.

I should find out why a person who seems to have a mental illness is posting things like this and report it to the higher-ups.

‘I need to check out what this Magic Girl Gallery thing is in more detail.’

It feels like putting my hand into a den full of snakes, but.

I decided to do it willingly.

***

Meanwhile, a strange change began in Hyun-seong’s subconscious world.

[4th Awakened, Park Hyun-seong Development Program Development Started.]

[Searching for Customized Program.]

[Magic Girl Awakening: Rejected, Does Not Suit Park Hyun-seong’s Emotional Disposition.]

[Ability Stealing Through Intercourse: Rejected, Park Hyun-seong’s Body Cannot Endure.]

The system soon derived the answer.

[Point Collection Program Using the Magic Girl Gallery.]

[Passed, Best Suited to Owned Abilities.]

[Titan Gene Activation from Database Complete.]

[Selection of Five Top Genes from 184,793,361 Genes Complete.]

After a moment, the system even named the program.

[Chaos Point System Activated.]

[Goal: Annihilation of All Magic Girls]

[Magic Girls Must Die.)