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by adminThe evil empire, ‘Richtus’, was completely defeated by a magical girl who suddenly appeared.
And 15 years have passed since he disappeared.
As one of the only survivors of that empire, I am now in the worst crisis of all time.
“Doctor, you crazy bitch. Why, with such a small body!”
I tried to pull the soft cheeks with my hands.
It made me realize that the bitter pain that remains is a reality.
Looks like that crazy PhD bitch really succeeded.
“…No. Maybe it’s just the appearance that has changed.”
I quickly picked up the remote control and turned on the old TV screen.
[The Ministry of Gender Equality and Family and the Ministry of Justice clashed over the level of punishment for child sex crimes.]
[Jiwon. Do you trust me?]
[Kim Hyun-jin, the owner of a dizzying body… .]
“…done.”
I don’t think I need to look any further.
I’m watching that ridiculous news story. I realized that I had really come to this absurd world.
This is the so-called ‘world where men and women are reversed’, where the notions of chastity between men and women are reversed.
“I really didn’t think it would succeed… but you really came, right?”
‘Doctor Rico’, the only surviving scientist of the Empire, argued that there exists another dimension, where the notions of chastity between men and women would be reversed.
There is a world where men are strong. It was a somewhat absurd feminist-like theory that there would be a world where women were strong.
Of course I thought he was an asshole… . I never thought it would really exist!
“If this happens, it will be possible for the empire to rise again…?”
Dr. Rico said that as long as I arrived in another world, the Richtus Empire could be revived.
The method is… . Although it is a very, very humiliating thing for me. Considering the common sense of this world that has changed, it was very effective.
“But how can you seduce me with this body?”
It was none other than seducing seven magical girls.
Also sexually.
***
There were five prestigious families in the evil empire Richtus.
This is madness, anger, greed, and lamentation. And they were the five families of lust.
The five families that control the ‘power of emotions’ were at the forefront of the battlefield when magical girls appeared.
Known as the noblesse oblige of the battlefield, they were the first to attack the magical girl, which led to their rapid annihilation.
Except for just one person.
“Ah. What should I eat today?”
Isis of Madness.
A man who struck fear into the enemy just by walking and destroyed three divisions single-handedly.
The worst being among magical girls, a nightmare that has completely changed the tactics of the modern military.
The man who was once called that has now disappeared. Right now, only unemployed people are left worrying about what to eat for dinner.
It’s already been a month since I arrived in the world of King Jeongjo’s reign. He still hasn’t even tried to find a proper job.
‘If I keep going like this, I’m really going to starve to death.’
Isius, the empire’s only surviving (and now only) scion of a prominent family, looked at his great bank account on his cell phone.
[1458 won]
Unfortunately, for a descendant of a prestigious family, his bank account balance was meager. This was because when the empire collapsed, all of its assets were burned.
‘Fuck, what are you going to do when you come to a world where the idea of chastity has changed? ‘I don’t even have money to eat right now.’
Isius sighed heavily and had to somehow find a corner to get the money. Otherwise, I would have to starve starting tomorrow.
Isius, who did not want to suffer the tragic ending of the pretty boy quietly starving to death in the corner of the room, quietly turned on the computer.
Should I go to a job search site? Of course not.
“I have to do something to impress him… I have to make sure to seduce him today. Otherwise, I will starve to death!”
Surprisingly, instead of looking for a job, he decided to play games in the popular RPG genre.
On the surface, it was a very gloomy escape from reality. Actually, that wasn’t the case.
[Strawberry Macaron has logged in.]
Isius picked up the half-eaten can of Coke and took a gulp. The steam had all gone and it was lukewarm. It was okay to drink.
Ring, ring, ring! As I put the can down on the desk, several alarms came to mind. He didn’t necessarily answer quickly, but stayed calm and quiet.
[Strongest Legendary Green: Oh, you logged in today too?]
[Strongest Legendary Green: Will my sister help me? I was so smart that I pulled out a weapon.]
[Strongest Legendary Green: Our daughter only needs to heal from behind.]
Isius felt a sense of shame.
The reason could be divided into two. The first is that he, who was born with noble blood, was doing the so-called ‘hyeji act’.
The second was that ‘Green’, one of the magical girls who brought down the empire, was possessed by him and was rushing towards him with the intention of removing his liver and gallbladder.
‘That scary magical girl is playing games.’
The reason he found Green was because he received the magical girl’s personal information before it was transmitted.
And based on that, I searched for traces. It was revealed that ‘Green’, one of the magical girls, was a game addict.
‘But isn’t a magical girl a protector of humanity? If it were a man, he could change it every day.’
If you become a magical girl, wealth and power will automatically follow you… .
But Magical Girl Green. I was wandering around clinging to a man who I didn’t know was real or fake.
Is it because I bought so many men that I want to eat special delicacies? Isius concluded this and tapped on the keyboard to reply.
[Strawberry Macaron: Oh, I don’t think I’ll be able to access it starting today ㅠㅠ.]
[Strongest Legendary Green: Huh? why??]
[Strawberry Macaron: As I said last time, I don’t think I can even pay the monthly fee anymore because my mom cut off my allowance ㅠㅠㅠㅠ… .]
‘sorry. mother! But I don’t think there’s any other way to say it!’
Apologizing to his mother, who had already passed away, Isius continued typing.
[Strawberry Macaron: It will probably be available until the 3rd of next month, but it won’t be available after that… . I think I should go with someone else as a healer… .]
[Strongest Legendary Green: Oh, are you doing this because of the monthly fee? My sister will give that to you.]
[Strawberry Macaron: Ah… . You gave it to me last time, but if I receive it this time, it’s a little different. I am grateful from the bottom of my heart.]
[Strongest Legendary Green: No, no, my sister has a lot of money. Didn’t you see what I verified with Inven last time?
Green often verified accounts and cars on Internet sites to show off his wealth and make Isius his exclusive healer.
Because of that, Isius learned that the magical girl was dizzyingly rich.
[Strawberry Macaron: Sorry. That level is low, so it won’t be of much help.]
[Strongest Green Legend: Are you saying it’s okay? The monthly fee is 20,000 won, but I can pay that much.]
[Strawberry Macaron: Just… . I’m not comfortable receiving it.]
[Strongest Green Legend: Ha, it’s really frustrating, isn’t it? It doesn’t cost me a penny, but it’s inconvenient.]
[Strawberry Macaron: I usually get a lot of equipment from my sister. I can’t get any more here.]
In fact, all of the items worn by Isius’ character were purchased with money spent from Green’s wallet.
The amazing thing was that Isius never once asked her for anything.
‘I guess you’re really in love with me.’
Each piece of equipment worn by the character was a very expensive item, costing at least hundreds of thousands of won, and if you added reinforcements, it easily cost more than a few hundred each.
And there are about 21 such items per character. Green paid Isius more than tens of millions of won.
‘Otherwise, no matter how much money you have, there’s no way you would invest so much in a man you don’t even know. Hmm… . If I’m good at this, I’ll be able to seduce you within today.’
After emptying all of the remaining cola, Isius decided to focus even more on acting.
[Strawberry Macaron: Actually, it’s not that you can’t do it because of the monthly fee.]
[Strongest Legendary Green: Huh? Then it’s because of me.]
[Strawberry Macaron: I’m only telling this to my sister. Actually, my house is a bit unlivable. So I can’t even pay the electricity bill… .]
Everything was true except one. Isius wasn’t just a little poor, he was really poor.
‘But did I speak too hastily? It seems like they’re trying to extort money too blatantly.’
No matter how stupid the woman was, at this point it was enough to suspect that she was a flower snake. Isius, who belatedly realized that fact, became impatient for a moment.
[Strongest Legendary Green: Electricity bill? How much was behind?]
Fortunately, contrary to expectations, it was a green that made fun of itself even more.
[Strawberry Macaron: About 230,000 won, 2 months’ worth behind… .]
[Strongest Legendary Green: My sister can give me that much.]
[Strongest Legendary Green: But I think 200,000 won is too big.]
When is the right time to just buy equipment worth millions of won? Did I suddenly have self-control? Isius questioned her contradictory behavior.
[Strongest Legendary Green: My sister got burned a lot by Netkama? You know, right? So, I can’t give a lot of money to someone I don’t even know.]
[Strongest Legendary Green: Let’s take a look at my sister and I. I’ll give it to you later.]
Things are going so well that I have doubts. Isius burst out in joy.
‘As expected, this world is easy for men to live in.’
But suddenly, Isius had to worry.
How on earth can you seduce a magical girl with this tiny, tiny body?
But he came to realize that this was just a bit of fuss.
[Strongest Legendary Green: My sister will buy me food.]
[Strawberry Macaron: Yes, then see you tomorrow.]
Isius accepted the proposal without thinking much about it.
For someone who routinely skips breakfast and lunch, the meal offer was a very good negotiation offer.
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