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I want to have sex.

I want to put a man’s thing in a woman’s butt, and make the woman moan, and the man love it.

I want to have a normal date, too.

I want to travel together and watch movies happily in my apartment.

I want to do things that aren’t normal, too.

Like in adult fiction, I want to command several women like pets and do all sorts of perverse things.

But that won’t happen, will it?

Unlike my classmates who are out having fun during vacation, I just go back and forth between my apartment and the gym.

My hobby is holing up in my apartment and making game review videos to upload to YouTube.

“Phew, good. I’ve added all the subtitles, now let’s take a break before doing the sound.”

I spoke out loud to myself, even though there was no one to hear me.

It was a habit that often came out when I felt like I hadn’t said a word all day.

‘Should I watch some other videos?’

I moved the mouse and accessed the YouTube site, scanning through the thumbnails of videos related to games, since that’s my interest.

But the place where my eyes actually stopped was.

‘…Yiseo Kang.’

A pretty famous female streamer in the online broadcasting world.

I was going to watch game videos, but something drew me in, and I clicked on an edited video of her live broadcast.

—Okay, YouTube viewers, hello! I’m Yiseo Kang.

A woman in comfortable sweats greets the camera naturally.

Her features include long, flowing black hair, distinct eyes, nose, and mouth, especially a somewhat fierce yet attractive sharp gaze.

She had a pretty face that was hard to see in real life, the kind you could only see on screens like online broadcasts or social media.

But actually, Yiseo Kang wasn’t a streamer who flaunted her looks.

—Today, we’re going to do our Yiseo Crew’s agony counseling content for the first time in a while.

—Your boyfriend wants to break up because you won’t sleep with him? Honey, you should dump that jerk first.

—Guys, don’t get too hung up on men. More than anything, I myself am the most precious. The person who loves me the most is me, not a man. Oh, and my mom.

Rather than a fox who flatters men, she felt more like a cool and capable older sister.

She tends to throw out straightforward comments and harsh words that women can relate to, so the gender ratio of viewers is much higher on the women’s side.

—How to know if your boyfriend’s thing is big or small before you’ve slept with him? Usually, you kiss even if you haven’t slept together. At that time, if his pants don’t stick out sharply and there’s a heavy power bank lying in his crotch, it’s huge.

It’s a frank piece of advice, as if you’re eavesdropping on a conversation only women have.

Well, with that kind of face, she must have met all kinds of men.

So that’s why she can say not to get hung up on men.

“….”

I felt bitter for no reason.

You might ask why I, who has nothing to do with it, am bitter, but there was a reason for it.

That reason is-.

Ding-dong. Ding-dong.

“Who is it?”

I didn’t order any packages, and it’s not afternoon yet so I didn’t order dinner, so who could it be?

I hurried to the front door and opened it.

“Who is it-, oh….”

The visitor was none other than Yiseo Kang.

The streamer I had been watching on the screen until just now.

“Hey. Jihoon Han.”

“Y, Yiseo, Sis.”

She was wearing the same sweats she wore in the video I had been watching, as if she had just jumped out of the monitor.

The difference was that this person in front of me was staring at me as if she wanted to kill me.

Even so, I couldn’t take my eyes off her.

Her features, which seemed even less real when seen in real life, and the volume of her upper body, which couldn’t be hidden even by the sweats, kept catching my eye.

“I rang the doorbell several times, why did you come out so late?”

I came back to my senses at her icy voice.

“Huh? Sorry. I guess I heard it late.”

Yiseo Kang is a year older than me, and actually, we’ve known each other since elementary school.

You can tell from the few words we’ve shared that we’re not close, and to put it simply, she sincerely loathed me.

“Ugh, seriously. It really stinks. Live clean.”

I live relatively neatly for a man living alone, but her brow was furrowed deeply.

“Mom told me to give you this.”

“Is it side dishes? Thanks.”

“Don’t thank me, my mom forced me to come, so don’t be grateful.”

The reason Yiseo, Sis, and I got to know each other was because our mothers were best friends.

Thanks to that, her mother would take care of me like this.

Of course, Yiseo, Sis, didn’t seem to like it.

“…What’s that sound?”

“What? Oh. I was watching YouTube, but I didn’t turn it off.”

“Isn’t that my voice? Were you watching my video right now? Ugh, I feel bad. When I leave, turn off the video immediately and never watch it again. Got it?”

“….”

“I’m leaving. Now, even if Mom tells me to come, I’m really not coming, so take care of the side dishes and everything else yourself.”

Bang!

…Beep-beep.

Following the emotional sound of the door closing and the sound of the door lock locking, a heavy silence fell on the apartment.

‘Does it really stink? My friends said I’m too tidy. Is the standard different for men and women after all?’

There’s no way to get an answer even if I worry about it.

All I could do was put the side dishes I received in the refrigerator and return to the computer.

—Do I really have an eye for men? I’m not even in my mid-twenties, how much do I know about men? Hey, you get out of here.

Yiseo, Sis, who had been glaring at me at the front door, was having a friendly conversation with viewers on the monitor.

I left the video playing and created a new window on the sub-monitor and entered Encyclopedia of Everything.

An internet encyclopedia site where anyone can freely record and share information, Encyclopedia of Everything.

It was a site I occasionally visited when I had something on my mind or when I couldn’t concentrate on something.

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[Yiseo Kang]

ㅡBirth: 2001 (age 22 by international count, age 24 in Korean age)

ㅡNationality: Republic of Korea

ㅡPhysical: 168cm, B blood type

ㅡOccupation: Pazizik streamer, YouTube creator

ㅡEducation: University student on leave of absence

(Started internet broadcasting in her second year of university and continued with her studies, but after completing her second year, she took a leave of absence. Since then, she has been dedicated to broadcasting.)

ㅡFandom name: Yiseo Crew

ㅡPlatform Status

ㆍPazizik Followers: 452,000

ㆍYouTube Subscribers: 327,000

▽ 1. Overview

Pazizik streamer and YouTube creator in South Korea.

▽ 2. Characteristics

(Omitted)

▽ 3. Content

(Omitted)

▽ 4. Broadcasting History

Please refer to the Yiseo Kang/Broadcasting History document for details.

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Numerous pieces of information written by many people.

I scanned through them with hazy eyes, and my eyes were drawn to one of the contents in the Trivia section.

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▽ 5. Trivia

(Omitted)

ㆍWhen asked in the chat if she had any childhood friends, Yiseo Kang replied that she had a younger male sibling who she was close to in middle school. However, at some point, they naturally stopped contacting each other.

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It’s written like that on the wiki, but there was a decisive event that broke our relationship that Yiseo, Sis, didn’t mention on purpose.

When I was in middle school, I played at Yiseo, Sis’s house and slept over, and when I woke up, I went into the bathroom in Yiseo, Sis’s house to wash my face.

But there was a pair of panties on the sink.

Still not fully awake, I picked it up to move it somewhere else without thinking.

At that moment, my nose suddenly itched, so I brought the hand holding the panties to my face and scratched it, and it was as if fate was playing a trick on me when Yiseo, Sis, came in at that time.

A situation where anyone would misunderstand that I was smelling the panties.

‘Ha, that scene still comes out in my dreams….’

Surprisingly, the house didn’t turn upside down or anything.

Instead, Yiseo, Sis, has treated me like a bug or a non-person to this day, years later.

The only good thing is that Yiseo, Sis, hasn’t told anyone about that incident, perhaps out of minimal mercy?

Anyway, that was the reason why her attitude was cold at the front door just now.

She doesn’t even want to associate with me, but she had to talk to me because of her mother, so of course she’d make a face like she was eating poop.

Honestly, didn’t you try to smell the panties?

I swear on my two balls that I absolutely didn’t.

Then why did you scratch your nose with the hand holding the panties, you idiot?

I don’t know, damn it. I’m also wronged.

Was the other hand scratching my crotch or something?

…Wait, did I really?

If so, Yiseo, Sis, would have seen me holding panties in one hand and tugging it with the other?

I don’t remember exactly because it was a long time ago, but I hope that’s not the case.

There’s no such thing as a bad hit like this, really.

“Haa….”

Of course, I’ve tried several times to clear up the misunderstanding.

Each time, Yiseo, Sis, didn’t even look at me, let alone talk to me.

If I had brought up that incident when she came just now, she would have left with curse words.

Honestly, I wanted to reconcile with Yiseo, Sis.

Because she’s such an attractive person.

But since this situation has continued for so long, I’m also very tired.

“Ugh, I don’t know.”

There’s no point in worrying about it since she won’t be coming anymore anyway.

Let’s just treat it as a dark history of the past and forget about it.

Yiseo, Sis, and I were originally people who didn’t know each other.

That’s what I thought, and I was about to close her Encyclopedia of Everything page.

Beep-beep!

“Huh?”

I opened the phone that suddenly rang and raised one eyebrow without realizing it.

‘Sex-pedia?’

A notification came that a strange app had been installed.

Even worse, an app I’d never seen before even started without me touching it.

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[Sex-pedia: My Personal Sex Partner Encyclopedia]

ㅡSimple User Guide

①Write the information you want in the document of the opposite sex you like! The information you enter becomes reality.

②Have a happy time with the opposite sex! The document is automatically updated when new facts arise.

③Work hard to fill out the document of the opposite sex! Rewards are given from time to time.

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‘What. Was I hacked? But what are you talking about, what is this?’

The guidance text wasn’t everything.

[Notification: Sex-pedia is an app that can only be used by one person in the world, and Jihoon Han has received the first opportunity to use the app.]

[Notification: If you refuse, your usage rights will be transferred to someone else. Would you like to accept the authority?]

Following that, a Yes/No selection window appears.

My answer to that was.

“Of course it’s No. Am I crazy?”

Just looking at it, I can smell that they’re trying to reel in some sucker.

If I touch Yes, it’ll install all sorts of things and extract all my personal information.

It doesn’t make sense in the first place.

If I write it in the encyclopedia, it’ll become reality? Does that mean they’re hypnotizing me?

What’s more, if I fill in the pages, they’ll even give me rewards, whatever they are?

Then that would be so great?

I can do all the things I wanted to do with women?

…Should I try it?

The suddenly surging curiosity shakes my rational judgment.

No, but accepting it right away is dangerous.

First, I searched for Sex-pedia on the internet.

‘…There’s no related information at all.’

Is it really a new type of scam, or is it really a gift from God?

While I was worrying, I heard the voice of Yiseo, Sis, in the video that hadn’t ended yet.

‘If this is real, I might be able to reconcile with Yiseo, Sis.’

Going one step further, I might be able to have a deeper relationship with her, who was once my first love.

The moment my thoughts extended that far, my finger was already heading towards the Yes button on the screen.