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“Kerrr to at least it is a female!”

“Woman! I’m committing a crime!”

Small monsters with green skin are running towards me.

He has slit eyes, a hooked nose that sticks out unevenly, a piece of cloth wrapped around his waist that barely covers the important parts, and a wooden club in his hand.

It is a goblin, a familiar monster familiar to anyone who has played games or read fantasy novels.

Did they think I was scared when they didn’t move even after looking at them, or did they believe in their numbers and attack me?

When I didn’t offer any resistance to the goblins charging at me, they hit me with a club.

Whick!

[Goblin A’s attack!]

[Airi received 1 damage!]

[Goblin B’s attack!]

[Airi received 1 damage!]

I looked blankly at the message being printed in front of my eyes.

It’s already been a month since I fell into this world, and when I try to get used to it, this message appears when I’m about to forget, as if telling me not to forget that I’ve entered a game world.

Where did everything go wrong to end up in a world like this?

While I was lazing around aimlessly after work as usual, was it a mistake to find a fun-looking Tskur game and start playing it?

Or maybe the game was more fun than you thought so you stayed up all night playing it?

Otherwise, the problem may have been that he played a maiden game, saying it was a bad idea to arouse the competitive spirit of a night game game…

I lay down and looked at the sky, ignoring the goblins who were still beating on me.

“The weather is really nice…”

While I was admiring the weather, even in this damn world, the hand of a goblin began to reach for my chest.

[Goblin K attempted redemption!]

[But I missed it!]

However, the hand that was heading towards the chest was blocked by something and ended up only grabbing the grass of the meadow.

No, you can’t even touch breasts because you’re a goblin?

If you’re a goblin, shouldn’t you have touched women like a goblin?

“Where are your hands pointing?”

He sighed at the goblins who couldn’t even touch his chest, and grabbed the goblin’s hand that was swinging in the air.

“Now, my breasts are here…”

[Airi’s counterattack!]

[critical!]

[Goblin K received 186415 damage!]

[Goblin K has fallen!]

[Airi’s stamina has recovered by 5876!]

A momentary mistake in controlling his strength caused the goblin’s wrist to collapse as if it had been hit by a high-pressure press, and the goblin, unable to overcome the pain, died.

“Uh… I’m sorry, I adjusted my strength incorrectly.”

“Scream! It’s a monster! Run away!”

[The goblins are in panic!]

[The goblins have started running away!]

[Airi’s victory! Obtained 328 EXP!]

Despite the clear apology, the goblins were in fear and began to run away screaming.

Since I had no intention of chasing it, I laid down again, using the goblin’s shriveled corpse as a pillow.

No, if it’s a monster, isn’t it true that you have to fight until you’re left behind?

Isn’t running away just for players?

Anyway, I don’t have any spirit in the subject of monsters. I don’t have spirit…

I threw the goblin, which couldn’t even serve as a pillow due to its skinnyness, into the distance and looked at the sky.

I sighed as I saw that the once sunny sky had suddenly become gloomy, as if it was going to rain.

After falling into this shitty world, nothing happened.

Ah, I want to have sex.