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‘GAME OVER’

A corner of a dark room, cramped yet cozy.

Slumped in my chair, I blankly stared at the scarlet text that appeared in the center of the monitor screen.

Below the text, the ‘Load’ and ‘Return to Title’ buttons blinked as if mocking me.

Just an hour ago, the finger that confidently pressed ‘Load’ no longer moved.

“I can’t do this anymore.”

I tried to push through with sheer grit and determination, but now both my physical and mental strength have reached their limit.

“You son of a bitch developer…”

All that was left was enough energy to curse at the developer whose face I didn’t even know.

You might wonder why I’m making such a fuss over just one game.

But I was really looking forward to this game, ‘Conquest Story of the Depraved Hero’.

Conquest Story of the Depraved Hero.

Hans, a depraved adventurer obsessed with women who squandered all the money he earned in brothels.

One day, to lift the time-limited curse of a cursed demonic sword he picked up in a dungeon, he ends up embarking on an unplanned journey to defeat the Demon King.

In that process, as a bonus, the story depicts him intimately mingling with women, including the hero’s companions and the Demon King’s female subordinates.

It was a classic harem erotic RPG made with Tsukuru.

By employing a relatively famous artist, it immediately garnered people’s attention in this genre.

It felt like the development team put a lot of effort into it, even assigning voice actors to each of the double-digit number of heroines.

If I were to summarize ‘Depraved Hero’, released in early April 2026 with such immense anticipation, in one word:

‘I bought a game, and all I got were bugs.’

As the title of a highly relatable post in the community suggested.

It was truly riddled with bugs.

On release day, after even using a precious annual leave day and filled with anticipation, I could only play the game for a mere 30 minutes.

After nearly a month of bug fixing by the development team, I thought it might finally be playable normally.

However, right before clearing the final boss, a fatal bug was discovered that would force-close the game.

The long-suppressed anger of the users exploded.

“Fuck.”

I was no different; I had burned through 3 precious hours of leisure time after work trying to clear the final boss.

Even without that, complaints were quietly surfacing about the ‘failed leveling balance’ due to the final boss’s malicious patterns.

That bug poured oil onto the fire.

Meanwhile, what the development team posted as an apology was even more of a spectacle in terms of content.

‘We apologize for the bugs, we will fix them soon.’

‘However, the boss difficulty is an intentional design, so we have no intention of changing it.’

Damn their intentional design.

“Damn this game.”

I, who had essentially thrown away 3 precious hours into thin air, was about to close the game with a hollow feeling.

“Still, I should finish what I started.”

After 3 hours of warming up, my lower half had gotten so frustrated it withered instead. To relieve its mood, I stopped myself from pressing exit game and entered the recollection room.

“Seriously, the illustrations alone are amazing.”

Just the preview screen, full of skin tones, made my ‘son’ stiffly raise its bowed head.

“Yes. Why suffer through hell when paradise is right here?”

Finally realizing the truth after 3 hours, I busily moved my mouse.

After careful consideration, just as I was about to select and play one of the conquest events.

A hum. The phone I had placed next to the keyboard vibrated.

“Damn it. At such an important moment…”

Grumbling, I checked the phone screen: a call from my boss.

Current time: Thursday, 11 PM.

“Seriously, what time is it now?”

It’s been a long time since I left work. The reason a boss calls a subordinate?

Whatever it is, nothing but negative reasons come to mind.

I quietly stared at the phone vibrating in my hand as if urging me, then threw it onto the bed right behind my chair.

It was already upsetting to be betrayed by the game; I didn’t want to hear my boss’s voice at this late hour on top of that.

If it was a direct phone call, not even KakaoTalk, it might be a truly urgent matter.

But judging from past experience, they just called to be difficult.

At most, it would be a directive to revise a report or a proposal.

When I go to work tomorrow, if they interrogate me about why I didn’t answer the phone, I’ll just say I was tired and fell asleep as soon as I got home.

What can they do if I say I was sleeping?

It’s already killing me having to deal with them taking out their stress on us, their subordinates, every day because they fought with their husband.

Can’t they just leave me alone after work?

I put on the headset I had around my neck, completely blocking out the vibrating sound, and turned my eyes to the monitor to play the event scene.

After roughly skipping the dialogue, as the scene properly began, I gripped my enlarged pillar with my right hand and shook it.

Left hand on Enter, right hand on the ‘stick’.

My eyes fixed on the screen.

My ears focused on the sounds of moans.

“Haa. Haa. Don’t get cocky just because it’s a bit big there, hiccup-gasp!”

Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump!

Succulent piston sound effects and seductive moans played in the background.

A scene unfolded where an arrogant and charismatic beauty convulsed in pleasure, impaled by the protagonist’s huge erection.

“Haa. If only I could experience something like that, I’d have no regrets.”

It’s an obvious cliché, but there’s no better situation to stimulate a man’s desire for conquest.

“That bitch…!”

Just as I was rushing towards climax, substituting the boss who called a moment ago into the scene, imagining her moaning beneath me.

[I will grant your wish.]

With a cheerful sound effect, a message had appeared above the game screen.

“What? Ugh!?”

Immediately after reading the message, without time to react, light burst from the monitor.

When I opened my eyes again.

“Slurp! Hmm? Hans-nim, are you awake? Hehe. Ahh!”

The heroine from ‘Depraved Hero’, whom I had just been playing, was sucking my dick on the bed.

****

[Possession successful.]

[Dimension Name: Conquest Story of the Depraved Hero]

[Possessor Name: Lee Hyunsung.]

[Possessed Body Name: Hans.]

[Acquired a trait!]

[Trait: 【Protagonist’s Wish】]

[Acquired traits can be checked later through the status window.]

[The trial version will now begin.]