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To run away, there are mindsets one must have.

The shamelessness to relieve oneself even in front of others, the ability to catch naps even in a rattling carriage, the mental strength to endure motion sickness in a carriage shaking as if an earthquake has struck.

You can only call it a panicked run if you do this much.

Didn’t Louis XVI in France somewhere get out of his carriage mid-panicked run to take a walk? That’s why he got caught and had his neck chopped off. Idiot.

Of course, I have absolutely no intention of saying goodbye to my head like that idiot above.

Because there’s no time to get out and relieve myself, relief is done with a chamber pot, meals are sandwiches so they can be eaten in the carriage as much as possible, and breaks are only taken right before the horses are about to collapse from exhaustion.

‘Still, the border is coming soon.’

How much I’ve suffered until now. Seriously, riding in a car for two full days felt like death, but riding in a carriage for a whole week felt like I was going to go crazy.

“Princess, the border is coming soon. You just need to hold on a little longer.”

Pat, pat

The woman patting my back beside me is Tatiana. My only love salvaged from this hopeless kingdom.

“Tatiana…….”

“Yes, Princess.”

I burrowed into Tatiana’s embrace and traced her lips with my finger. Even though Tatiana had clearly vomited several times while riding in the carriage, her lips were moist as if she had applied lip balm.

“You haven’t forgotten the promise we made to keep once we defect to the neighboring country, have you?”

Then, Tatiana twisted her hair with her fingers as if shy and replied in a meek voice.

“Yes….. Princess….. breaking each other’s hymen….. right?”

“Yes, that’s right. I want to defect quickly and break Tatiana’s hymen.”

Tatiana was so adorable that I pressed my lips against hers. Though flustered by my sudden kiss, Tatiana soon blushed and accepted my tongue.

Slurp slurp

The carriage was soon filled with the sound of my and Tatiana’s kisses. Of course, since it was a moving carriage, we couldn’t go all the way, but it was enough to touch Tatiana’s soft, rounded breasts.

As my tongue wrapped around Tatiana’s tongue, my hand stroked Tatiana’s breasts. Every time I pinched a sensitive spot, Tatiana let out a cute moan.

“Hngh”

“Unfortunately, this is as far as we go. ”

*smooch*

When I stopped kissing and pecked Tatiana’s forehead, Tatiana looked at me with completely unfocused eyes. Ah, I want to devour her quickly.

Bang-!

“What the fuck!”

Suddenly, the carriage shook violently to the right as if it had hit something. In an instant, Tatiana and I were slammed against the right wall. I exerting myself to lift my throbbing head, which felt like it had hit the wall, I looked outside through the carriage window.

A knight wielding a morning star of monstrous size was running alongside the carriage. Whose affiliation? A lily crest? Goddammit, it’s the protagonist’s faction!

‘Fuck fuck fuck!! When did they catch up?’

“Princess, have they caught up already?”

“Tatiana! Just grab the gold and climb into the coachman’s seat….!”

Bang-!

Neigh!

“Kyaaaaah-!!!”

Crash and bang, thud and rattle

But before there was time to grab the gold, the carriage overturned in an instant as if the knight had smashed a wheel, and Tatiana and I fell onto the carriage floor, hitting our heads against the wall again.

“Ugh……”

It hurts. It hurts. My head hurts so much. It feels like it’s going to shatter. That goddamn protagonist bastard. Even though I didn’t torment him unlike in the original work and kept petting him, does he repay kindness like this, you fucker? Did he want the throne that badly? That utterly vile scumbag. I didn’t even cling to the throne in the first place.

An liquid I couldn’t distinguish as either blood or water kept flowing from my head. It’s probably blood. How hard did I hit it?

Holding onto my rapidly fading consciousness, I opened my eyes and looked ahead to see Tatiana collapsed in front of me. Perhaps in a more serious condition than me, Tatiana had collapsed, unconscious, with blood continuously flowing from her head.

‘No, Tatiana…. No….’

“Tati…..a…..na…..”

I struggled with all my might, using the strength of a nursing infant, to try and reach Tatiana, but my body wouldn’t move easily, as if submerged in water.

“ana….lady….found…..how…should we do?”

“Quickly…..treatment…..hospital…..take her….”

I could hear men rambling nearby, but I couldn’t hear well due to ringing in my ears. No, Tatiana….. She needs to be taken quickly to receive treatment…..

I soon lost consciousness.