Episode 213 – This Elf is a Happiness Evangelist♥

Noel, who had backed off in an instant, turned to Grace with a refreshed expression just before leading them somewhere.

“Come to think of it, I haven’t apologized. Grace-yang… Actually, the fact that you came into this forest and had a child with a troll was something we planned. I should apologize for that. I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay, I kind of liked it too. But… even if you make a plan, how did you know I would come here?”

Noel bowed politely. Grace responded with a faint smile, as if it were nothing, and asked. Noel calmly explained the principle of the World Tree and that he hadn’t specifically targeted Grace.

“If I had to put it that way, it was a plan targeting all female members of every species approaching the forest… I thought it was necessary to strengthen the defenses around the forest’s outskirts.”

“….. Come to think of it, I heard that your sex drive increases when you enter this forest, but why are we all okay?”

“Huh? Now that you mention it… Even when I first came into this forest, I was totally out of my mind.”

Ian, who had been watching Noel apologize, asked the question that had been bothering him. Grace tilted her head as if she had only just realized how clear-headed she was.

Noel nodded as if he understood and explained the reason.

“That’s because I took measures. I changed the settings to treat you all as guests, not intruders. Species coming from outside tend to have a much higher sex drive than we do, so we’re making sure it doesn’t affect the guests.”

“Heeung… I see… That’s amazing.”

Grace thought that the World Tree was more like a machine moving according to a registered program than a living being, as Noel spoke as if he were managing a system and changing settings.

But that wasn’t important right now.

Grace glared at Noel, who was heading further out rather than towards the World Tree, and asked what she was most curious about.

“But you’re not going to tell me the detailed plan?”

“… Now that I think about it, I haven’t explained the detailed plan to you… Actually, Grace-yang is very important to this plan.”

Noel seemed a little wary of Grace, as if he was concerned that he hadn’t told her in advance. Grace couldn’t help but be even more puzzled by his behavior.

“Me??”

“Yes, Grace-yang. To be honest, if it weren’t for you, my plan would collapse from the foundation… In that sense, I can’t help but express my gratitude to Grace-yang and Ian-ssi for coming to this forest. It’s thanks to Grace-yang coming to the forest and giving birth to a troll who isn’t controlled by the forest.”

“The forest’s control?”

Noel nodded in agreement and said.

“All living things born in the forest, raised in the forest, and living where the World Tree has taken root are bound to be affected by it. That goes for elves too. And it was impossible for a creature that has escaped that influence to wander around where the World Tree has taken root. Until now. You people who have lived outside the forest wouldn’t know how big of a deal this is. Hmm… In that sense, I should also thank Ian-ssi. It’s because Ian-ssi came to the forest, caught my wife’s attention, and finally met a troll who wasn’t controlled by the forest that I was able to notice its existence.”

“…. Ahem, ahem, ahem”

Ian, reminded of his unrestrained moments, blushed with embarrassment.

Noel ignored Ian’s cough and continued.

“I don’t know why Grace-yang, you, and the troll that came out of your womb are not controlled by the forest… But the only important thing is that the troll, a species of the forest, has completely escaped control. The fact that the troll, which exists for reproduction, is not controlled even while being influenced by the World Tree, allows us to do one thing.”

Grace tilted her head and asked back at Noel’s smiling face.

“What thing?”

Noel smiled as if he was very happy and said quietly.

“Just to teach the woman who didn’t know pleasure what true pleasure is. And to our species too. Hehehe.”

“… Are all elves like that?”

“Hehehe.”

Grace and Ian, shaking their heads at Noel’s still ambiguous words, followed Noel, who continued to smile, without saying a word, wondering what was so enjoyable.

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Noel, unable to maintain his composed demeanor, spoke to Grace with a slightly excited tone, feeling anticipation for what was about to happen along with his cheerfulness.

“Well, we’ve arrived. Hehehe. Grace-yang?”

“Yes?”

“Green skin… You don’t dislike it, do you?”

Grace intuitively realized what Noel wanted from her, sensing the cave behind Noel and the faint scent brushing against her nose.

“… Hehe, I don’t dislike it.”

“That’s a relief.”

Ian, tilting his head as he looked back and forth between Noel, who was smiling with his teeth showing, and Grace, who was smiling seductively while covering her mouth, realized that the smell coming from the cave was somehow familiar.

Ian wondered where he had smelled that before and was retracing his memories when.

“Honey, aren’t you coming?”

“Oh, oh, I’m coming.”

Ian, startled by Grace’s voice calling from in front of the cave, entered the cave with them, feeling uneasy.

The musty smell mixed with the cool breeze blowing from inside the fairly wide cave passage indicated that there was already an owner inside.

Noel, who had created a sphere that emitted light and floated it in the air, showed no sense of tension as he walked leisurely.

And they were soon able to see the owner of this cave.

“Kkiiik…”

Green skin, hooked nose, long ears like an elf, skinny body, and crimson eyes that looked exactly like a goat’s eyes were shining clearly in the darkness.

Goblin.

A species that has already been accepted as a being with reason in the Empire and has developed to the point of forming a kingdom in the Snake Spine Mountains.

But the goblin in front of them now showed no reason at all.

The appearance of only covering the lower body with a cover made of woven grass was literally that of a primitive man.

Grace was curious about the completely different appearance from the goblins she had fought when she was young and the goblins she had met in the dungeon underground.

The goblin she met when she was young wasn’t that miserable.

Even the shape of the eyes was different.

The goblins she had seen so far had round pupils, while those goblins were like goats.

Come to think of it, the goblins in the underground, the goblins she first met in the forest, and the goblins in front of her now had different body types.

Could there be such different human species depending on the living environment?

She wondered how different goblins living in the sea and goblins living in the city would be.

Noel looked at the goblins with a slight disgust and beckoned them to come closer.

Then, a goblin who seemed to be the leader, about a head taller than the other goblins, came forward.

Of course, even if he was big, he was only up to Grace’s chest, but even so, that was an overwhelming physique among those goblins.

He seemed to be eating quite well, and he had some flesh on him compared to the skinny goblins who were afraid in the back.

Noel didn’t say anything and just watched, and the goblin took off his leaf skirt that covered his lower body.

When Noel brought the sphere of light closer, the goblin leader’s dick was clearly revealed.

As expected of a species of reproduction, the leader’s dick was on a different level from Noel and Ian’s small dicks.

The thick and veiny leader’s dick was as huge as a child’s arm and had a dark green color, probably because it had been used a lot.

Noel swallowed hard at the sight of it looking like another leg had grown out.

At the same time, he couldn’t hide his excitement as he thought about the world to come, feeling humiliated by the fact that there was one thing he was inferior to that small and shabby being.

A world where even if you’re ugly, small, and stupid, you become a superior being if your dick is big.

It was the world that Noel had dreamed of while watching his wife get fucked.

“As expected… Grace-yang, what do you think? Are you satisfied with the size?”

“Oh my♥ Hehehe♥ The body is small but the size is… Wow…♥ It’s substantial♥”

“It seems like you’re satisfied. These goblins… are barbarians who believe that the bigger the dick, the stronger they are, so the leaders are almost always the biggest in the tribe.”

“I see…♥ Hehehe…♥”

Grace was busy admiring the leader’s huge dick.

Ian felt excitement and déjà vu at the same time at the sight of his wife being filled with the thought of having sex with a goblin who was uglier and shorter than him, but whose dick was superior.

He was puzzled by the feeling that something like this had happened in the past… but Ian shook his head and shook off that thought.

That’s not important right now.

What’s important is the reason why they called us here.

Ian, who thought so, turned to Noel, who also seemed excited and blushed.

“Noel-ssi”

“Ah, yes, Ian-ssi”

“The reason why we came all the way here is…”

“… Yes, I’ll tell you everything… Actually, my original plan was to proceed using the troll that came out of Grace-yang’s womb if you two didn’t help me… but since you said you would help, I’m planning to increase Grace-yang’s children as quickly as possible.”

“…. Gulp… Does that mean….”

“Yes, it seems that Grace-yang has an abnormally fast birth cycle. I’m really curious about the reason, but… what’s important now is not my curiosity. What’s important is that Grace-yang’s birth is fast, so I thought that goblins, who tend to be more fertile, are more suitable than trolls, who can only give birth to one child. In other words…”

Grace licked her lips seductively and said in a sweet voice.

“You mean I can enjoy some hot, raw sex with this handsome man here?♥”

“…. Hehehe, yes, that’s right.”

Ian’s dick stood up on its own when he saw Grace looking like she was ready to enjoy it, but he barely suppressed his lust and said to Noel.

“…. What are you planning to do after that?”

“After that, I’m planning to use the child that comes out between Grace-yang and this… dirty goblin. Ah, Grace-yang, you don’t have to worry. Your child will… enjoy the ultimate happiness.”

“… Huh? What did you say?”

Grace seemed to have not heard Noel’s words, as she was looking at the leader, who was watching her with lustful eyes, thinking that she was a sexy-looking female, and was watching him grow bigger and bigger as his dick gradually became erect.

Noel smiled faintly and replied.

“It’s nothing. Anyway… my ultimate goal is… that’s right. Hehehe, to make this forest a paradise… In other words, to make it a paradise, I have to tell the queen what true pleasure is…”

Ian could clearly understand what Noel’s plan was at the sight of his sinister smile.

He was planning to show the elf who rules the forest, the queen, the real dick taste of an uncontrollable goblin male.