Elf Kingdom

My family and I traveled in the mobile home for several days, passing through the Bohawk Forest and arriving at the eastern front where the Kyle Holy Kingdom’s tentacles were located.

On the roof of the mobile home, I sat on the central sofa, and all my wives and children sat on the surrounding sofas, enjoying the scenery.

Commander Winston ran up, looked up at me on the roof, and saluted.

“Loyalty!”

I asked Winston about the situation at the front.

“Winston. How is the Elf Kingdom conquest going?”

“The resistance from the Ancient Treants is fierce, so we’re in a stalemate!”

The Ancient Treants were the heroes of the Treant side who challenged me along with the World Tree Bite a thousand years ago, so they were not easy opponents.

“Who are the opponents?”

“Yes! Our unit’s opponents are Prosaol and Yugdede!”

As I recall, Prosaol (male) could shoot giant bean bombs with his right hand in the form of a giant cannon, and Yugdede (female) used a glaive.

“Advance the troops. I will also participate in the battle in the mobile home.”

Winston hurriedly stopped me with a worried face.

“Your Majesty! It’s dangerous!”

“Don’t worry. The God of Darkness and the goddesses of the seven deadly sins are riding in this mobile home.”

Rajikbaz, wearing chain mail and an iron mask and holding a scythe, said to Winston in a heavy voice.

“Instructor Winston. The Reapers will risk their lives to protect the God and the God’s family.”

Winston replied to me with a determined face.

“Understood! I will advance the troops!”

As Winston turned around, a deng deng deng sound rang out, and 500,000 Tentacle elite soldiers lined up, and 600 Tentacle cannons rose.

With a ppuuuung sound, the Tentacle army advanced north.

When I gestured to the Reaper army to advance, Rajikbaz ordered the Reapers.

“Advance! Harvest all souls that block the God’s path!”

The Tentacle elite soldiers pulled the mobile home with a deureureureu sound, and 40,000 Reapers held their scythes in both hands, vertically, and marched in step with the speed of the mobile home without a single error.

The Tentacle army had the Tentacles in the front and middle ranks, and the mobile home, Reapers, and Tentacle cannons in the rear rank.

Cheok cheok cheok cheok

After several tens of minutes, the 90m tall Treant giants Prosaol and Yugdede and countless Treants and Elves below them appeared in front of us.

According to reports, there were 225,000 Elf soldiers and 40,000 Treants, but since the Elves could not use the power of Spirits, most of them were no different from average human archers or swordsmen.

The Tentacle army stopped at a suitable distance from the Elf army.

Prosaol shouted in a deep male voice.

“You Demons! How dare you invade the sacred World Tree’s land! Aren’t you afraid?”

Winston retorted and ordered an attack.

“We have come to eliminate the corrupted World Tree according to the God of Darkness’s righteous command! Justice is on our side, so there’s no need to listen to that bullshit! Advance!”

Following Winston’s command, the Tentacles in the front rank charged towards the Elves with a kieeeeee screech, and 600 Tentacle cannons shot acidic mucus at the Elf army.

When the Elf archers shot arrows into the sky, a rain of arrows fell in a parabola towards the Tentacles, but ordinary arrows, not Spirit arrows, were easily blocked by the shields of the Shield Tentacles and the defensive magic of the Magic Tentacles.

The Elf melee warriors and Treants, finding that ranged attacks were ineffective, all shouted and charged at the Tentacle army.

“Uwaaaaa! Let’s kill all the dirty monsters!”

Acidic mucus from the Tentacle cannons fell into the Elf camp, but Yugdede swung her giant glaive once, and a crescent-shaped aura flew out, colliding with dozens of acidic mucus and annihilating them.

Yugdede steadily fired crescent auras to protect the Elf army from the acidic mucus.

The acidic mucus that Yugdede could not block was blocked by the Elf plant mages who summoned giant vines to create walls of vines.

The moment Prosaol’s eyes met my eyes in the mobile home, Prosaol read my essence and screamed with terror spreading across his face.

“Uaaaagh! God of Darkness Kamaite! How are you still alive!”

Yugdede also screamed in a chilling voice of a woman in her forties after seeing me.

“Kyaaaagh! God of Darkness Kamaite!”

I sat on the sofa and waved leisurely, greeting them and speaking into the mana microphone.

“Hey~ How have you been? I still remember you guys killing my son Lucifer. You have to pay the price.”

Prosaol retorted.

“What price! We just destroyed evil!”

“My son was good to me.”

“Damn it! I have to inform the other Ancient Treants.”

Prosaol ordered several Elves to inform the World Tree and other Ancient Treants of the God of Darkness’s existence.

Prosaol shouted at me.

“The Spirit Realm is your doing too! I will stop you here!”

“Good and evil are relative. And I just guided the Spirit Realm to the right path.”

Prosaol aimed his cannon-like right hand at me and shot four giant bean bombs with a diameter of 4m at high speed with a peong peong peong peong sound.

If I got hit by those bean bombs, the mobile home would be blown away.

At that time, Melissa shouted with sparkling eyes.

“Bean bombs look delicious!”

A giant black mouth with shark-like sharp teeth appeared in the air of the bean bomb’s trajectory, opened its mouth wide, ate all four bean bombs, chewed them with an ajak ajak sound, and disappeared.

It was Melissa’s Gluttony Goddess ability, a giant mouth that eats anything.

Melissa savored the taste of the bean bombs and said.

“Nyam nyam. It’s delicious because it’s an Ancient Treant’s bean with a lot of mana!”

Prosaol was shocked.

“Uaaaagh! Even the Gluttony Goddess!”

Yugdede urgently said to Prosaol.

“Prosaol! The opponent is too strong! All the Ancient Treants must gather!”

“If we run away, all the Elves and Treants below will die! We have to buy time!”

“There’s no choice. Everyone, retreat to the capital Bite!”

As the Elves and Ancient Treants retreated all at once according to Yugdede’s command, the Tentacles tried to follow.

Yugdede drew her glaive once on the ground, and a giant crescent aura flew out and collided with the ground.

Jiiiiing Kwaaaang

A giant ditch filled with Tentacle flesh was created, and the Tentacles had no choice but to stop.

When Winston was about to order the troops to advance, I stopped him.

“Winston. Stop for now. Let’s kill those two first and then go.”

“Yes! Your Majesty!”

Yugdede and Prosaol were admirably trying to sacrifice themselves to save the soldiers, so accepting it was the proper thing to do.

Zahara suggested with a confident face.

“Husband. I will summon giant earthworms to spread despair to those who are running away.”

“Oh! Good idea.”

Zahara was the Sloth Goddess, so her defense increased and her abilities strengthened when she stayed still, which suited her summoner job very well.

Zahara said to Attila with a kind face.

“Attila. Watch your mommy fight.”

“Yes!”

When Zahara reached out her hand towards the ground, the ground vibrated dudududu, and the vibration gradually moved towards the Elves and Treants who were running away.

After that, with a kuwaaaang sound, giant earthworms with a thickness of 10m and round mouths with tens of thousands of sharp teeth each, originally one but five due to the power of Sloth, sprang out of the ground and devoured the Elves above them as they were.

The Elves who entered the giant mouths were ground by the earthworms’ tens of thousands of sharp teeth and screamed.

“Kyaaaagh! Save…”

The Elves and Treants scattered in panic, squeezing out even the strength they used to suckle, and ran away.

When the springing giant earthworms turned their heads towards the ground and crashed down again with a kuaaaang sound, all the Elves and Treants who were there were either eaten or shattered and blown away.

Yugdede saw that and hurriedly shouted.

“No!”

It was when Yugdede was about to run towards the giant earthworms with her glaive.

Lucy looked at Yugdede with greedy eyes and said.

“That bitch would be good to use as a new bed~ I want her.”

Lucy’s Greed Goddess ability was the ability to teleport or attract what she wanted to herself.

Yugdede was high-ranking and large, so only attracting was possible.

When Lucy reached out her hand, Yugdede, who was about to run towards the earthworms, was forcibly stopped and dragged backwards due to the attractive force pulling her like a magnet from behind.

Yugdede shouted bitterly.

“Kkeuaaaa! The power of Greed! Such evil bastards!”

Yugdede eventually gave up, turned her body, and charged towards the mobile home, instructing Prosaol.

“Prosaol! Hold them back!”

When Prosaol fired bean bombs even faster, Melissa continued to create a giant mouth, ate the bean bombs, and said with a happy face.

“Oppa! I’m full, but I want to eat more! Hehehe!”

Ariel began to feel jealous of Prosaol.

“Hmm. I want to get attention from Melissa unni too…”

Since Ariel was the Goddess of Envy, she could eliminate or weaken one of the opponent’s enviable traits when she was around.

When Ariel envied Prosaol’s bean bombs, Prosaol’s cannon became dented and unable to fire bean bombs.

Prosaol lamented.

“Aaa… The power of Envy. The Demons have all come. Uaaaagh!”

Prosaol also charged towards the mobile home like Yugdede.

I slowly provoked Ctilla.

“Ctilla. Those bastards are coming to kill our children!”

Anger flared in Ctilla’s eyes.

“What? Those evil bastards! Honey! I’ll tear them all apart!”

Ctilla was the Goddess of Wrath, so her destructive power increased when she was angry.

When Ctilla jumped out of the mobile home, she rose several tens of meters despite her small girl’s body, then transformed into a giant Kraken of 200m in the air with a kuaaaang sound, fell to the ground, and screamed.

“Kuaaaaaaa!!!”

Karena, Kiara, and Kazem watched Ctilla and cheered excitedly.

“Mommy! You’re cool!”

“Mommy! Win!”

Just as Yugdede was about to swing her glaive horizontally at Ctilla’s Kraken leg, hundreds of Dark Tentacle spears that I fired struck her glaive with a kwang kagang kagagagang sound, shaving it off and slowing it down, causing her to pause.

At that moment, Ctilla swung one of her Kraken legs forward, and Yugdede’s head was hit, turning into splinters with a kwajijik sound and scattering in all directions.

Yugdede, whose head had been blown off, fell to the ground.

Kuuuung

Prosaol, enraged by the death of his comrade, shouted as if possessed by evil.

“Goddess of Wrath! You evil witch!”

Just as Prosaol was about to charge at Ctilla with his body, Nerubika muttered.

“Hehehe. You guys are weak~”

Nerubika’s Pride Goddess ability, which made her stronger when she was arrogant because the opponent was weak, was activated.

Tens of thousands of fire needles that Nerubika created, which should have bounced off, pierced deeply into Prosaol’s body, causing a stabbing pain throughout his body, and Prosaol screamed.

“Kkeuaaaagh!!!”

At the moment Prosaol paused in pain, Melissa’s giant mouth appeared above Prosaol’s crown, opened its mouth wide with a jjwaaak sound, and bit down on Prosaol’s chest, chewing him with a kwajijik sound.

Prosaol’s lower body, whose upper body had disappeared, fell to the ground.

Kuuung

Melissa patted her stomach with a satisfied expression and said.

“The main body is more delicious than bean bombs~!”

Ctilla, having no more opponents to be angry at, turned back into a small girl, dropped onto the mobile home with a tuk sound, and sat on the sofa.

Asmodeus apologized to me with an embarrassed face.

“My love. I’m sorry for not being able to help because of the World Tree’s Light Sanctuary.”

“It’s okay. You were very active in the Spirit Realm. And even though the situation is like this now, you are also important.”

“My love! Thank you!”

Winston, Rajikbaz, and all the surrounding Dark races looked at the beings transcending the present world on the mobile home with awe, offering prayers and praise.

“Aaaa! Great God of Darkness and Goddesses!”

“Please save us!”

In many games, anime, and web novels, the army of darkness opposing the light sends strong individuals one by one to strengthen the light side’s characters, but in reality, what idiot would send strong individuals one by one in a situation where sending them all would win?

Reality is cruel.

I ordered the entire army.

“Advance.”

At my one word, the Tentacles and Reapers reorganized their ranks, marched in step with a cheok cheok cheok sound, and the Tentacle elite soldiers pulled the mobile home with a deureureureu sound.

As we advanced to some extent, a field appeared that had been destroyed by the giant earthworms and was littered with the blood and flesh of Elves and Treants.

The giant earthworms had only their heads sticking out and were deliciously devouring the corpses.

Zahara smiled as if they were cute and said to the giant earthworms.

“Guys. Rest now.”

The five giant earthworms shook their heads as if acting cute, then were reverse-summoned and disappeared.

The Kyle Holy Kingdom army occupied the Tisseulbak Division, where Prosaol and Yugdede’s army was stationed.

The Kyle Holy Kingdom army continued to push forward and occupied Prosaol City and the Nettlepitch Division as well.

Most of the Elves and Treants had already fled to Bite City, so there were not many prisoners captured.

After that, reports came that the Elf armies of Buseth City and Agenies City and the Elf armies of Quenira and Sena had retreated to Bite City.

Other Dark armies occupied Buseth City and Quenira City and reported that they were advancing towards Bite City.

The Dark army advanced to where Bite City was visible and built an army base.

The Elves gathered all the Elves and Treants from Sena City, Agenies City, Yugdede City, and the Nettlepitch Division in the capital Bite and were staging a siege, but it seemed like they would soon collapse due to a lack of food.

Since the Dark army had enough food by collecting Elf corpses, we decided to wait leisurely.

Just in time, Giant Ent Commander Muhja and Kobold Commander Rockerter came to my mobile home.

Muhja greeted first.

“I greet Your Majesty!”

Rockerter also greeted me.

“Woof woof. I greet the God!”

Kobolds are beast-type Dark races with dog heads that walk on two legs.

Rockerter was the king of the Kobold Federation, and he was much larger than other Kobolds, with a height of 2m, a golden mane, and a muscular and scarred body.

I sat on the sofa and raised my hand to welcome them.

“Everyone, you’ve come well. Was the war enjoyable?”

Rockerter said in an excited voice.

“Yes! In this war, we were able to eat as much Elf meat as we wanted, which is hard to get! Woof woof woof! It’s a blessing from the God! Woof woof.”

“Hahaha. I’m glad you had fun. Continue to pledge your loyalty to me in the future.”

“Woof woof! We already worship the God of Darkness! Woof woof woof!”

After Muhja and the Kobold left, Slime General Chike and Orc Federation King Gorbash came.

Chike was slightly intimidated by me, who had risen to the rank of demigod, but we talked about what had happened in the meantime.

Orcs are beast-type Dark races with pig heads.

Gorbash was a 3m muscular pig with a mohawk hairstyle and scars all over his body.

Gorbash also thanked me and praised me, saying that he had a feast of Elf meat.

After Chike and Gorbash returned, some time passed, and I looked up at the evening sky with a sense of satisfaction and accomplishment.

Now, all the Dark races had finally gathered together, and a foundation had been laid to stand against the Light races, and I had the belief that I was properly carrying out my mission as the champion of the Dark races.

Asmodeus, who was next to me, held my hand tightly, enlivening the atmosphere.

Asmodeus leaned her head on my shoulder and said.

“My love. I always believe in you.”

I kissed Asmodeus on the forehead and went to her room to spend a happy time.