Chapter Index

    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
    230

    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
    230

    The first thing Grandpa said
    after hearing my story was questioning my sanity.

    It made sense. I had suggested
    calling the Second Prince, Idiot Prince.

    If an ordinary person had
    insulted a royal in such a way, it wouldn’t be surprising for them
    to land up on the guillotine.

    But I am not an ordinary
    person. Lucy Allen has done such things countless times before.

    I had called the Current King
    livestock, insulted the Heir to the Throne by referring to him as a
    Hikikomori, and touched the Third Prince’s complexes by calling him
    pitiful.

    Despite these actions, I am
    still here. Far from being beheaded, I confidently faced a crowd of
    many Nobles.

    So, what would change now if I
    called the Second Prince, Idiot Prince?

    Of course, the Second Prince’s
    gaze toward me would be harsher. Given that he is the Idiot Prince,
    he might even scheme to take revenge for the insult.

    But isn’t that the same as
    now? Even if I pretended not to know the Second Prince, his followers
    would still scheme against me.

    ‘Is that so?’

    Hmm. I see. I thought getting
    rid of the Second Prince’s favour would also eliminate the restraint,
    but it might actually become more bothersome.

    This is why the thoughts of a
    political novice don’t work.

    Though I abandoned the idea as
    soon as Grandpa dissuaded me, Grandpa was different.

    ‘Grandpa?’

    He began muttering to himself
    as if something had suddenly struck him, then soon started asking
    Karia several questions through me.

    After a few rounds of
    questions and answers, Grandpa, breaking out of his reverie, spoke
    with a faint smile.

    ‘Alright, let’s call him
    the Idiot Prince.’

    ‘…Didn’t you say that it
    was okay?’

    ‘What’s that?’

    After Grandpa set the plan,
    the next day, I called the people closest to me.

    It was to explain what I was
    about to do.

    I planned to publicly describe
    the Second Prince as the Idiot Prince.

    Causing such a big commotion
    would result in demands for explanations from these people, so I
    called them in advance.

    I gathered them in a private
    room to explain my plan, but the moment I mentioned I would call the
    Second Prince the Idiot Prince, things went off track.

    Their reactions were immediate
    and intense.

    “…Wait a second. Lucy
    Allen, are you serious?”

    Arthur frowned deeply as if he
    had a headache and pressed his forehead.

    ‘Yes, it’s true.’

    “Maybe your hearing has
    become pitiful from always hearing how pitiful you are? Don’t
    worry. This time, it’s the Pitiful Prince’s ears that heard
    right.”

    “You really plan to call the
    Second Prince the Idiot Prince?! Are you out of your mind or what?!”

    Arthur’s shout echoed
    throughout the room.

    Thank goodness we set up
    measures to ensure no sound escapes. If we hadn’t, the noise would
    have surely leaked out.

    Why is he so careless?

    “…I think the same way,
    Lady Allen. Could you please call those of higher status by their
    proper names?”

    Joy, barely regaining her
    composure after Arthur’s outcry, spoke in an uncertain voice.

    I wanted to comply with my
    favourite character’s request as much as possible, but that was an
    impossible demand. As long as the [Mesugaki] skill was here, I
    couldn’t call anyone whatever I wanted.

    “Please, everyone calm down.
    I’m sure Lady Allen has her reasons.”

    Phoebe was the only one
    maintaining her composure. She suggested that everyone trust me for
    now.

    I could easily guess why she
    said that.

    She knew that I was an Apostle
    of Armadi. Seeing me spout lunatic ideas, she likely concluded that
    Sloppy Armadi had sent a revelation.

    Unfortunately, Armadi hadn’t
    said anything this time, but I didn’t explain that.

    How could I confess that I
    came up with this insane idea myself? It’s easier and more convenient
    to lay all the blame on Sloppy Armadi.

    Honestly, it’s not entirely
    my fault either. If he had adjusted the [Mesugaki] skill sooner, I
    wouldn’t have had to make such a decision!

    If we were to assign blame, it
    should be 90% him and 10% me!

    …Is that too unfair? How
    about 70 to 30?

    “Phoebe, Lady Allen is not
    one to act with deep consideration.”

    “Exactly! When has she ever
    thought things through… wait, could she actually have a plan?”

    “Prince?”

    In this confusing situation,
    at least I have the comfort of knowing that my track record at Soul
    Academy hasn’t been bad.

    I’ve always proven myself
    through good results.

    Whether it was intentional or
    not.

    “Joy, think about it. Has
    there ever been a bad outcome when Lady Allen has done something?”

    “…That’s true.”

    “I think it’s best we
    listen to everything she has to say first before making any
    judgments.”

    With Phoebe’s persuasion and
    my track record combined, even Arthur and Joy decided to hear me out.

    Seeing this, I took a breath
    and began to speak again.

    ‘I’m not doing this for no
    reason…’

    “I’m not calling him an
    idiot prince without reason. It’s annoying enough that that foolish
    pervert bothers me, but now his lackeys are pestering me too.”

    Joy and Arthur nodded,
    seemingly understanding the situation. Given their positions, it’s
    likely that they’ve heard the news about the Second Prince taking
    an interest in me.

    “Certainly, from my
    perspective, Lady Lucy is an attractive target. The symbolism of
    having won against the First Prince is too great.”

    “And the fact that Phoebe
    and I value the Lady is widely known. He might think that if he
    brings her over, he can get closer to both of us.”

    What those two mentioned was
    similar to what Grandpa had explained to me.

    Right now, I am a very
    appealing target for the Second Prince.

    As I’ve mentioned several
    times before, the current throne is practically confirmed to be the
    First Prince’s.

    The justification of being the
    firstborn. Overwhelming abilities that anyone who has seen can
    acknowledge. A solid backing of supporters.

    There’s nothing lacking, so
    how would the Second Prince ever get a chance?

    Nobles aren’t idiots. They
    know there’s not much winning potential with the Second Prince’s
    faction.

    At least if the Second Prince
    had won against the First Prince in any competition, even a small
    victory might change things, but it’s been proven multiple times
    that the Second Prince’s abilities overall fall short of the First
    Prince’s.

    Given this reality, the Second
    Prince’s faction can’t grow large. How many people would bet their
    lives on a gamble with almost no chance of winning?

    Factions that are related to
    the Second Prince’s maternal family; factions with extremely poor
    relations with the current First Prince’s main faction; or foolish
    factions aiming for a single big shot in life.

    Unless they belong to such
    factions, they won’t consider supporting the Second Prince.

    And then there’s me.

    The symbolism of having won
    the duel proposed by the First Prince. The background of the Count
    Allen Family, known as the Protector of the Kingdom.

    The advantages of being close
    to the Partan Family, a Saint of the Church of Armadi, and a likely
    candidate for the next Sword Saint.

    With all of these factors,
    from the perspective of the Second Prince, I am an individual he
    absolutely must recruit.

    If he could bring someone like
    me into his camp, it might be possible to turn the tide in a fight
    that looks nearly lost.

    After explaining all of this
    to me yesterday, Grandpa smiled cheerfully and said,

    Things are different from when
    the Second Prince first reached out to me. Outwardly, the Second
    Prince holds a higher status, but in reality, he is the one desperate
    and I am the one considering his offer.

    To put it simply, I am in the
    dominant position, and the Second Prince is in the subordinate
    position. That’s why, no matter what I call him — even if I refer
    to him as ‘idiot prince’ — he will be on edge.

    ‘I don’t need anything
    like that.’

    Most of the things I want
    right now can’t be obtained just by having status or power.

    So even if I could command the
    Second Prince as my subordinate, it would only result in unnecessary
    headaches.

    ‘Exactly.’

    Grandpa advised.

    Make him watch me closely.

    Make him realise that even a
    slight mistake could not only distance him from me but also throw me
    into the First Prince’s grasp.

    First, create a stalemate to
    maintain the current situation, then gradually persuade him to leave
    me alone.

    At the end of all the
    explanations, Grandpa proposed a duel focusing on conquering the
    Academy’s dungeon.

    The battlefield most
    advantageous to me.

    As a veteran of Soul Academy,
    I’m confident that I will never lose.

    Last night. When I shared
    Grandpa’s story with everyone here, the room fell silent.

    What’s going on? Why do you
    all look like that?

    Why are Joy and Arthur looking
    at me like it’s hard to believe? And why is Phoebe smiling and
    nodding her head?

    This is a good reaction,
    right? Isn’t it?

    I’m not Karia; I can’t read
    emotions just by looking at faces! Say something!

    As I felt uncomfortable in the
    silence and glanced around nervously, Frey, who had been ignoring
    everyone, suddenly spoke up.

    “Hey. Lucy.”

    ‘Yes?’

    “What is it? Foolish
    Swordsman.”

    “Why is the Idiot Prince
    called the Idiot Prince?”

    …Are you asking that now?

    Please support the series on
    NovelUpdates

    Read Here
    for premium chapters

    0 Comments

    Heads up! Your comment will be invisible to other guests and subscribers (except for replies), including you after a grace period.
    Note
    // Script to navigate with arrow keys