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    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
    204

    When I first stepped into the
    street stall and received the paper, I was extremely nervous.

    After all, I was pretty much
    forced into a duel with the First Prince.

    The gazes from around me were
    filled with disdain, making my skin prickle.

    The First Prince’s tone,
    challenging me to show the great skills I had supposedly demonstrated
    at the academy, was very aggressive.

    Not to mention, there wasn’t a
    single person around to cheer for or worry about me.

    However, the moment I sat down
    and unfurled the paper, I erased all that tension.

    At that moment, what lay
    before me wasn’t just a simple piece of paper but a dungeon.

    A place to strategize as
    efficiently and quickly as possible, just like I used to ponder
    behind a monitor in the past.

    At the top of the paper, the
    name of the dungeon to be conquered and the party composition was
    written.

    Let’s see.

    A frontline warrior with the
    skills of a B-level adventurer.

    A rogue proficient in combat
    but poor with traps.

    A mage with strong firepower
    but significant restrictions.

    A cleric who could only use
    healing magic.

    The party composition was
    straightforward, but the members were awful.

    They had raised the main
    character well but just shoved in the rest.

    If you posted a party like
    this asking for its evaluation, the forum would probably ban you for
    posting junk.

    Their equipment was shabby and
    the items they brought were utterly useless.

    Wow. This is truly a newbie!

    Playing however they pleased
    without knowing anything—this was the epitome of a newbie!

    Hey! Street Stall Owner! Is it
    really okay to show this to a minor?!

    Do you want to get arrested?!

    Calm down.

    I need to see where the
    dungeon is.

    If it’s a newbie attacking a
    newbie-level place, then that’s just normal.

    Let’s see. The name of the
    dungeon regulated by the kingdom is…

    Oh no.

    Not me, but the street vendor.

    That person is definitely
    going to jail.

    Right now, put handcuffs on
    him and send him to prison.

    How could they show obscene
    material to such a small and cute girl?

    Even an exhibitionist wouldn’t
    commit such an act!

    The crime is too severe!

    What kind of idiot tries to
    conquer this dungeon with this party composition!

    Listen up!

    For a proper strategy to
    conquer this dungeon, you need a Tank and a rogue with maxed-out trap
    detection and sensing abilities.

    A Mage with plenty of fire
    spells, and a versatile Cleric!

    A swordsman who can’t
    withstand even a few attacks, a glass cannon mage, and a dagger rogue
    who’s useless. We don’t need a one-trick healing Cleric like that!

    Honestly, this whole party is
    garbage!

    Wow, did they come into the
    dungeon without even reading the information!?

    As soon as the Grandpa read
    the message, he dismissed it as nonsense.

    While he excels in many areas,
    Grandpa is particularly clumsy when it comes to this simulated
    dungeon strategy.

    Why is Grandpa, who has
    tackled countless dungeons, struggling here?

    That’s because Grandpa himself
    is an overpowered character.

    He can single-handedly crush
    mediocre dungeons and would always go with a top-tier Hero Party for
    dangerous ones.

    How could he understand a
    party filled with incompetent idiots?

    ‘Of course.’

    But I am different.

    Having done everything from
    cheat strategies to solo runs under curse constraints, I can find a
    strategy for any party that stands before me.

    This newbie party?

    Easy.

    Too easy.

    I pick up my pen and start
    writing.

    I draw the map in my mind,
    marking the positions where monsters appear and where traps are
    located.

    There’s the shortest route,
    but that requires a fight.

    Hmm. No. Let’s choose a
    different route.

    With a party like this,
    fighting monsters will only increase the time spent.

    Moreover, fighting every time
    will increase the time it takes to defeat the boss. It’s better to
    pick a detour route that avoids fights.

    I keep the pen moving without
    a break, but my progress isn’t very fast.

    That’s because I’m writing
    down the reasoning behind every decision.

    This habit developed during my
    Dungeon Studies classes.

    When we first strategized a
    simulated dungeon, I wrote the strategy like a game walkthrough; Do
    this and it’s done. Easy, right?

    And I submitted it.

    Then the Dungeon Studies
    professor called me out, saying it didn’t make sense.

    So, I refuted every point they
    brought up. The reasons behind my decisions.

    Naturally, my rebuttal was
    filled with derogatory terms like sloppy, idiot, trash, outdated, and
    numbskull.

    At first, the Dungeon Studies
    professor was quite assertive, but towards the end, they could only
    stare at my submission, finding it impossible to refute my points.

    With a flushed face, the
    professor then told me to always include the reasoning behind my
    decisions. Without that, it would be impossible to understand my
    judgments.

    Upon reflection, I realised
    they were right. How could the characters in a game comprehend the
    thoughts of a seasoned player?

    So, from then on, I made a
    point to list my reasoning. Although, it didn’t stop the professor
    from calling me in every time.

    After repeating this process
    countless times, detailing my reasoning has now become a habit.

    Would there have been more
    newbies if I had written my guides this meticulously back then?

    No, that’s unlikely. My guides
    weren’t meant for newbies anyway.

    As I continued writing the
    strategy, ignoring grandpa’s praise, the party entered the Boss Room.

    Since they hadn’t fought even
    once up to that point, the party was in perfect condition. Now, it
    was time for our glass-cannon mage to shine.

    “It’s finished.”

    Just as I was about to put
    down the pen after wrapping things up, I heard a voice and looked up.
    The First Prince stood up from his seat.

    Already?!

    This challenge is manageable
    for veterans, but for characters in the game, it’s a really tough
    problem!

    Startled, I put down my pen
    and looked at the illusion in the centre.

    The party composition is the
    same, but the dungeon layout is quite different. Did he deliberately
    make it difficult to follow?

    The solution presented by the
    First Prince was the best and most orthodox approach.

    He considered all variables
    and chose the safest and most efficient option for every situation
    that might arise.

    It was like watching someone
    demonstrate the optimal strategy for tackling an unknown dungeon.

    Moreover, he wasn’t afraid to
    take bold risks when decisive action was required.

    I couldn’t help but chuckle as
    I watched him.

    Impressive. Look at the Street
    Stall Vendor smiling.

    I wonder how he feels seeing
    an answer more accurate than the one he offered.

    But just that much isn’t
    enough to beat me. Hikikomori Prince.

    As the applause and
    compliments rained down on the First Prince, I stood up and
    approached the Street Stall Vendor.

    ‘Here you go.’

    “Take this. It’s an
    excessively good answer for such a sloppy stall. Be grateful,
    Moustache Man.”

    “Alright, I’ll check it
    now.”

    The Street Stall Vendor took
    my answer sheet without showing any expectation.

    The other spectators were the
    same. Just now, the First Prince showed a perfect answer, so how
    could anyone expect anything more afterward?

    Any answer that comes next
    will be just an inferior version of the First Prince’s solution.

    Everyone must be thinking that
    they want this tedious verification to end and to see the First
    Prince humiliate the arrogant noble lady.

    However, that indifferent
    atmosphere was shattered not long after the illusion began.

    “Why aren’t they
    encountering any monsters?”

    “How does she know the exact
    location of all the traps?”

    It’s true that the First
    Prince’s strategy was excellent.

    It was impressive enough to
    astonish even a veteran like me.

    But that’s just a soldier
    advancing on a chessboard.

    It’s about carving out the
    unknown from an uncertain situation.

    My style is different.

    If the First Prince is an
    excellent piece on the chessboard, then I am the one moving the
    pieces from above, overseeing the entire board.

    Why would I need to carve out
    the unknown?

    In the first place, for me,
    there is no such thing as the unknown.

    In the illusion, my party
    doesn’t fight monsters.

    They don’t struggle in front
    of traps.

    They just keep running.

    Like a marathon.

    Downward.

    And downward again.

    Since there was no process of
    finding the path, disarming traps, or fighting monsters, the time to
    reach the boss room of the dungeon was remarkably short.

    With all our energy preserved,
    my party enters the dungeon.

    The boss of this dungeon
    appears 10 seconds after entering, descending from top to bottom.

    The appearance location is
    fixed. It doesn’t use any annoying patterns.

    So what does this mean?

    It means the boss shows up
    asking to get beaten, 10 seconds later.

    Without any losses, the mage
    in my party unleashes everything on the boss.

    As a result, the boss falls
    into a groggy state and the whole party gangs up on him.

    The fearsome-looking boss gets
    smashed to pieces, like a toy bug in children’s play.

    As the strategy ends and the
    illusion fades, there’s no applause or astonishment.

    Neither from the street
    vendor.

    Nor the crowd.

    Not even from the First
    Prince.

    Everyone just stared blankly
    at where the illusion had been.

    Breaking the silence with my
    footsteps, I approached the street vendor and asked,

    “I won, right? Moustache
    Man. Come on, say it. I won.”

    When the duel was first
    decided, the First Prince clearly set the rule.

    If only one of us passes the
    street stall, they would be the winner.

    If by any chance both of us
    pass, victory would be determined by the speed at which each party
    completed the dungeon.

    Look. Don’t you think I’m
    faster than the Hikikomori Prince?

    Despite the clear outcome, the
    Street Stall Vendor hesitated, glancing at the First Prince for
    approval.

    Could it be that he is afraid
    to say the First Prince lost?

    As the vendor hesitated, the
    murmuring among the crowd grew louder and louder.

    Those who had been dazed were
    slowly coming back to their senses.

    Hmm. I didn’t expect this.

    “Hey, Street Stall Vendor.”

    It was then. The First Prince
    broke the prolonged silence.

    “…Yes!?”

    “This answer sheet. May I
    take a look?”

    “Of course!”

    He flipped through my answer
    sheet with an expressionless face and muttered.

    “The leaps in logic are too
    extreme. It’s a series of gambles.”

    It’s not a leap; it’s a
    decision based on complete knowledge.

    Don’t criticise without
    understanding, okay?

    If you’re trying to argue
    about that, just bring it on.

    With a veteran’s pride, I’ll
    refute you point by point.

    Here! Got something to say? Go
    ahead!

    “I’ve lost.”

    [Quest Clear!]

    [You have successfully become
    the Slaughterer of the Festival!]

    [Rewards will be given!]

    …Huh?

    What?!

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