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    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
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    The moment I saw the quest
    issued by that trash bastard, I realised that when you’re too angry,
    you can’t think of anything to say.

    What?

    Whaaaat?

    The reason I’m unpopular?!

    You bastard!

    You son of a bitch!

    Do you even have to ask?!

    If only I didn’t have that
    [Mesugaki] Skill, I could have recovered my reputation!

    All the countless mistakes
    Lucy made in the past could have been dismissed as youthful
    indiscretions!

    Think about my qualifications!
    I have the ability to effortlessly take first place in both academics
    and martial arts at the Academy.

    I possess an extraordinary
    charm that even makes that perverted Fox stalk me.

    Additionally, I have the
    background of being the daughter of a Count’s family that wields
    significant influence across the Continent!

    If my name wasn’t Lucy, I
    would already be the Academy’s idol by now!

    In fact, even with the name
    Lucy, if it weren’t for the [Mesugaki] Skill, I could still be
    redeemed!

    Considering the influence of
    the people around me right now!

    Arthur, the Third Prince of
    the Soladin Kingdom and a major figure in the first year of the
    Academy, supports me, right?

    On top of that, I’m friends
    with Joy, who is a central figure among several noble ladies.

    I’m also close with Phoebe,
    who is immensely popular with both commoners and noble clerics at the
    Academy.

    In a situation where these
    people support me, how do you think it would look if I hinted that I
    was repenting for my past mistakes?

    Of course, there will still be
    people who dislike me, but many would think, “Oh, Lady Allen has
    changed.”

    Moreover, given my abilities,
    even if they had a bad opinion of me, they might still pretend to be
    friendly!

    But all these advantages are
    blocked by the wall called the [Mesugaki] Skill!

    It’s impossible to redeem
    myself because of that trashy, sloppy, brainless skill that prevents
    me from speaking without including some insult!

    The reason you’re unpopular?!

    You’re poking fun at me even
    though you know the reason?!

    You’re just upset because I
    compared you to that Petty Evil God and now you’re taking it out on
    me, right?!

    If you know so well why I’m
    unpopular, then why don’t you just get rid of this [Mesugaki] Skill,
    you sloppy bastard!

    I was so angry that I forgot
    Lady Baines was crying in front of me and Karl was trying to comfort
    her. I took a deep breath.

    Calm down.

    This isn’t the first time
    that sloppy bastard has mocked me with the name of the quest. Why am
    I getting so worked up already?

    Besides, even though he often
    crushes my spirits, he gives proper rewards.

    Let’s be angry after reading
    the quest details.

    Yeah. That’s the right thing
    to do.

    [Why is everyone at the
    Academy hating you?]

    As soon as I read the first
    sentence, my eyes filled with rage, but I suppressed my anger with
    superhuman patience and read on.

    [You must not look for the
    reason elsewhere! Let’s find the reason within yourself!]

    However, when I read the next
    sentence, I couldn’t hold back anymore and made a grinding noise
    with my teeth.

    You’re definitely mocking me.

    You’re telling me not to blame
    others but to think about how I can improve myself.

    You sloppy, arrogant bastard!

    Do you think I enjoy acting
    like a Mesugaki?!

    It’s all because of this damn
    skill! You son of a bitch! If he’s reacting this directly, it means
    he can tolerate being insulted but can’t stand being compared to the
    Petty Evil God, right?!

    Okay! Got it!

    That’s your trigger button,
    huh?! I’ll use it against you whenever I need to from now on!

    Honestly, what kind of god do
    you think you are?

    You were nothing but a
    background character when Soul Academy was still a game!

    “Miss?”

    I snapped out of my thoughts
    of how to piss off Armadi when I heard Karl’s voice.

    He was looking at me with a
    concerned expression.

    “Is there a problem?”

    ‘Huh?’

    “Sloppy. What nonsense are
    you talking about?”

    “Your expression looked very
    troubled.”

    Could he see how heated I was?

    I thought the [Mesugaki] Skill
    would cover it up, but it seems my anger towards Armadi was too
    strong.

    Seeing Lady Baines, who had
    stopped crying and was now watching me anxiously, calmed me down.

    Ahem.
    My expression must’ve been really fierce if she, who was just crying,
    was now looking concerned.

    After telling Karl to take
    Lady Baines and leave, I remained alone and sat on a nearby chair to
    read the remaining quest details.

    [First, let’s find out why
    people began hating you!]

    [Investigate Lucy’s past!]

    [Reward: ???]

    [Failure: LOL Bunny lol]

    For a quest made just to
    irritate me, the content seemed surprisingly reasonable.

    So, it’s about investigating
    the sins of the past and figuring out a way to atone for them, huh?
    It’s indeed constructive advice. Plus, it even offers a proper
    reward, so it’s not bad.

    But, what’s with the bunny?
    And what’s with the LOLs in between?

    Oh no, don’t tell me that
    bunny isn’t what I’m thinking of, is it?

    It can’t be referring to that
    thing I shoved into my inventory after the field trip, never to be
    seen again, right?

    Why can’t you just say no to
    reassure me?

    Hurry up and say it’s not
    that!

    Prove that you’re not some
    sloppy, perverted god who enjoys seeing your apostle humiliated in a
    bunny girl outfit!

    Though I screamed that, deep
    down, I knew the truth all too well.

    If it’s that sloppy god, he’d
    definitely laugh out loud while seeing me squirm in humiliation
    wearing a bunny girl outfit.

    So the penalty for failure is
    probably making me wear that bunny girl outfit again.

    But in what situation would I
    end up wearing a bunny girl outfit?

    If it’s just wearing it at
    home and having Fox drool over me, I can handle that.

    But would that really be
    enough to satisfy that sloppy, perverted, pedo, sadistic god?

    If it comes down to it, I
    might even have to attend the Academy in a bunny girl outfit…

    Reaching that thought, I shook
    my head to dispel the worst-case scenario and determined to complete
    this quest no matter what.

    The first place I visited,
    burdened with the serious duty of investigating my past sins, was
    Alsatine’s Tavern.

    After considering various
    options, it seemed like he was the only one who could objectively
    evaluate me.

    People like Karl and those
    around me would undoubtedly try not to say bad things to avoid
    offending me.

    On the other hand, if I asked
    someone who hated me like Lady Baines, I would certainly get a flurry
    of emotionally charged insults.

    So, I ended up coming to
    Alsatine’s Tavern. Of course, Alsatine isn’t entirely neutral, but
    since his business is selling information, he can probably give an
    objective opinion.

    “Are you asking me to
    investigate the various things you’ve done in the past?”

    When I posed the question to
    Alsatine, he looked noticeably bewildered.

    It seems that now that we’ve
    gotten closer, he’s starting to express his feelings more
    straightforwardly.

    ‘Yes, that’s right.’

    “So? Do you have a problem
    with that?”

    “No, it’s just that a person
    usually knows their own affairs the best.”

    Right. Generally, it’s true
    that someone knows their own actions best.

    But I’m not actually Lucy.

    I’m just a poor human who
    possessed Lucy’s body because of some mysterious bastard who created
    the Mesugaki Mod!

    So, how am I supposed to know
    anything about Lucy?

    Of course, if I tried to
    explain all of this to Alsatine, he would surely think I’m crazy,
    so I prepared a proper excuse.

    ‘Why should I remember?’

    “Why should I remember the
    deeds of those sloppy trash sidekicks? They were nothing but trash,
    so I treated them accordingly!”

    Typical delinquent behaviour.
    They don’t remember what they’ve done because there’s no reason to
    waste brain capacity on such things.

    Alsatine, who had been
    listening, nodded with a peculiar expression.

    “You do have a point.”

    I had expected him to agree,
    but seeing Alsatine accept it so easily left me with mixed feelings.

    From his perspective, it means
    it isn’t strange for me to say such things.

    ‘Anyway, can you do it?’

    “You can handle this, even
    though you’re an idiot below average intelligence, right?”

    “Yes. Actually, there’s no
    need to investigate. I already know everything.”

    Alsatine asked me to wait for
    a moment, left the room, then returned with a few documents.

    “These are the records of
    the incidents involving Lady Allen. As you read through them, you may
    start remembering things.”

    I was quite curious why he had
    already prepared these documents in advance, but since it saved me
    the trouble, I decided to let it go this time.

    Accepting the documents from
    Alsatine, I directed my attention to them.

    What kind of serious trouble
    had Lucy caused?

    [Incident of Insulting the
    King]

    The moment I read the first
    sentence, my head started to spin. Pressing down on my temples, I
    turned to Alsatine and asked, ‘Excuse me…’

    “Hey, Information Seller. Is
    everything written here true?”

    “How could I possibly lie to
    you, my Lady?”

    Right. As the only person who
    knows the whereabouts of your master, it’s not like you could lie.

    So, these are the deeds Lucy
    committed in the past?

    [When the king came to see
    Benedict Allen’s daughter, she insulted him, calling him a pig-like
    old man. She complained of a livestock smell making her feel bad,
    causing widespread shock. Benedict Allen managed to defuse the
    situation, but it was officially treated as though the incident never
    happened.]

    Oh. Damn it. Armadi. What on
    earth is this? Who on earth would call the king of a country a pig to
    his face!

    To think that this was just a
    summary, it was likely that Lucy did something even worse.

    No wonder she’s ostracised
    in high society, what an insane woman!

    My heart sank after reading
    the first incident, but there were still numerous others below it.

    I’m scared. I’m so scared
    to read this.

    But if I don’t read it all,
    I won’t be able to complete the quest, and I’ll have to wear a
    bunny girl costume.

    There’s no choice. Being
    afraid won’t make what’s already happened go away.

    After taking a deep breath to
    steady my resolve, I read through the various incidents listed below.

    [Incident of Damaging the
    Church of Armadi Statues]

    [Incident of Insulting the
    Duke of Jer’s Son]

    [Incident of Causing Chaos at
    the Nig Auction House]

    [Incident of Causing Chaos at
    the Azelra Casino]

    …Reading through these
    numerous incidents, I was convinced.

    Lucy really was insane.

    A true anger management issue,
    always picking fights with anyone in sight.

    Now I understand why the
    academy students retreated like they’d seen a cockroach the moment
    I appeared.

    This kind of crazy person is
    best avoided, even eye contact isn’t worth it.

    I would have done the same.

    With all these incidents, it
    doesn’t matter how high her charm stats are.

    Is it even possible to deal
    with this?

    Is it possible to overturn all
    this and recover her reputation?

    As the word impossible started
    to creep its way into my mind, I continued reading and stumbled upon
    yet another shocking incident.

    [Incident of Insulting the
    First Prince]

    [During a public event, she
    called the First Prince a Hikikomori Prince. Those around who were
    startled by her language tried to stop Lucy Allen, but she didn’t
    back down. The situation was only resolved when Benedict Allen
    urgently intervened.]

    What the hell. Damn it.

    She’s even accumulated bad
    karma with the kingdom’s final boss now?

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