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    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
    132

    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
    132

    ‘Are you planning to wear
    this yourself?’

    Alsatine, who had brought the
    Bunny Girl outfit, asked me as he showed it to me.

    The thought that crossed my
    mind the moment I saw that outfit was similar.

    Was I really planning on
    wearing that?

    The Bunny Girl outfit wasn’t
    even clothes.

    How could something that
    showed more than it covered be called clothes?

    I had a million thoughts
    running through my mind, but the [Mesugaki] Skill didn’t allow me
    to be flustered.

    Thanks to that, I was able to
    take the Bunny Girl outfit from Alsatine with a confident attitude. I
    even told him, “Why are you making such a fuss when I’m the one
    wearing it?”

    Incidentally, I also learned
    how to put on the Bunny Girl outfit from one of his subordinates.

    A woman who once worked at a
    casino taught me how to properly wear the Bunny Girl outfit and even
    how to utilise it.

    Her teaching was so thorough
    that even now, three days later, I hadn’t forgotten how to put on
    the Bunny Girl outfit.

    After putting on the outfit, I
    placed the Bunny Ears on my head and took out a mirror from the
    inventory to check my reflection.

    Even though it was so
    embarrassing that I wanted to die, the confident Mesugaki face stared
    back at me, with hair covering the bare skin of my exposed shoulders.

    Despite rigorous training that
    would make most knights’ jaws drop, I still had soft, white skin like
    a baby’s.

    Although I wore it correctly,
    the red Bunny Girl outfit slightly floated near my chest, paired with
    stockings that pretended to cover my legs, and high heels with a
    considerable height.

    When judging if it fits well
    or not, it fits well. From the beginning, Lucy’s appearance was as
    beautiful as a real doll, so any clothes she wore adjusted themselves
    to suit her.

    It couldn’t look bad. But
    admiring this sort of stuff should be left to others. When it’s your
    turn, before you can even admire yourself, the embarrassment hits you
    first!

    It’s a good thing I stuffed
    Grandpa into the inventory. If he had seen this, I’d have bitten my
    tongue whenever he brought it up.

    Should I buy a few extra
    blankets? I’ll be kicking them off every night for a while, and
    ordinary blankets wouldn’t withstand my strength right now.

    ‘Rina?’

    “Perverted Fox. Come in.”

    As soon as I called her name,
    the door swung open, and the Fox poked her head in.

    She entered with a lecherous
    smile, almost like a perverted old man, wiping her mouth as she took
    in my appearance. She froze at the doorway.

    What is it? What the heck! If
    you have something to say, just say it! I’m gritting my teeth, ready
    to endure whatever stupid thing you’re about to say! When you stay
    silent, it just makes me even more embarrassed, you pervert!

    “Beautiful.”

    ‘Really?’

    “So? Does it suit your
    perverted tastes?”

    The Fox scanned me from my
    toes to my face, her eyes alight with excitement, and slowly walked
    into the room, as if in a trance.

    “Ah, how to describe
    this… That skin looks so soft and delicious like a baby’s, and
    those eyes…”

    ‘Shut up.’

    “Perverted Fox. Would you
    close that stinky mouth? It’s disgusting.”

    “If that’s an order, I’ll
    comply.”

    Honestly, I usually don’t
    think like this, but I really want to bash her head in. I want to
    shove a mace into that stupid grin and shatter her teeth into pieces.
    Truly.

    ‘Now then…’

    “Are you satisfied now?
    You like seeing a young girl in a Bunny Girl outfit that much? You’re
    a real pervert. It’s truly disgusting. The fact that someone like you
    is the Master of the Forest is a pity for all the creatures living
    there.”

    “Don’t be so harsh. Don’t
    you think I might actually melt from this?”

    Seeing the Fox’s eyes
    soften, I almost couldn’t hold back from cursing out loud.

    I hate her. I really do. I’d
    rather someone genuinely get mad at my [Mesugaki] Skill or plot
    behind my back. When she pulls her perverted tricks right in front of
    me, it just makes me feel sick.

    Let’s wrap this up quickly and
    get out of here. If I spend any more time with the Fox, I really feel
    like I might throw up.

    ‘You’re going to grant my
    request, right?’

    “Perverted Fox. Are you
    ready to help us now?”

    “Request? Ah, the request.
    Yes, we were talking about that. Fine. How could I refuse a request
    from someone as beautiful as you? Waking up a single, ordinary child
    from sleep is not a big deal.”

    Thank goodness. If she had
    refused after all this, I would have pulled out Grandpa and smashed
    her head to erase her memory.

    “But there is one
    condition.”

    Huh? What? You mean even after
    someone has completely sold their dignity and pride, it’s still not
    enough? Is it because she’s so old that her greed has grown along
    with her age?! What?!

    “Step on me with those
    high heels.”

    …Excuse me?

    Did I hear her right? My mind
    went blank.

    No, this is insane. I might
    actually lose it. I was well aware that this mentally deranged Fox
    was an over-the-top pervert. She was designed that way from the
    beginning, after all.

    I’ve seen her spew even more
    ridiculous nonsense from beyond the monitor. But hearing these words
    directly in reality made me feel like I was truly losing my mind.

    “Here. I’ll even
    position myself for you to step on me comfortably. Do it so hard that
    it leaves a mark. I can handle it.”

    Ah, damn it. I had held on
    with superhuman patience up until now, but I couldn’t take it
    anymore. Ignoring the Fox, who was lying flat on the ground, I
    manipulated my inventory.

    Then I pulled out Grandpa and
    swung him at the Fox. I didn’t hold back. I wanted to break her skull
    and kill her.

    ‘Lady Allen must be
    persuading Rina, right?’

    Joy, waiting for Lucy in the
    reception room of Rina’s residence, couldn’t conceal her anxiety.

    It wasn’t because she doubted
    Lucy’s competence. How could Joy doubt her when she had been saved by
    Lucy’s skills multiple times before?

    However, because it was her
    precious friend who had fallen into a deep sleep from which she
    couldn’t wake, Joy couldn’t just stand still.

    “Hey.”

    “…”

    “Hey.”

    “Oh, yes.”

    Joy, who didn’t expect Frey to
    speak to her, responded a beat late to her question.

    “What did you see during
    the trial?”

    “During the trial?”

    “Yeah.”

    ‘What did I see in the
    trial? Kind, lively, and cute Lady Allen. Me as an Archmage. An
    incredibly delicious bakery. And a white horse-riding prince.’

    Ughhhhh.

    Recalling her embarrassing
    memories, Joy screamed inwardly and tried to erase them from her
    mind.

    ‘I can’t tell her.
    Absolutely can’t tell her. But if I don’t answer at all, Lady Kent
    will think I’m someone who imagines weird things. What’s something
    appropriate?’

    “Me as an Archmage.”

    That should be safe enough,
    right? It sounds plausible with just the right amount of ambition.

    Joy was nervous, worrying that
    Frey might press for more details, but Frey didn’t probe any further.
    She merely nodded and replied with disinterest.

    “I see.”

    Annoyed by her indifference,
    Joy inadvertently retorted.

    “So what did Lady Kent
    see in her illusion?”

    “Me? I saw myself happily
    laughing among my family. It was boring, so I left.”

    “…What? What does that
    mean?” Joy was about to ask when they heard a crashing sound
    coming from far away.

    ‘Isn’t that where Lady Allen
    is?! What’s happening over there?!’

    “Lady Kent!”

    “Yes.”

    Following the sound, Joy and
    Frey ran towards it, and the closer they got, the louder the noise
    became, causing them to speed up.

    ‘Lady Allen! Please be okay!
    Don’t try to handle everything alone like last time! Please!’

    Praying fervently, they
    arrived at the location where Lucy was.

    “Die! Just die already,
    you perverted bimbo!”

    “Kyaah. It’s so gooood
    when your emotions and strength are infused.”

    They saw Lucy, dressed in a
    Bunny Girl outfit, attacking Rina with a mace.

    ‘Uh. No. What?’

    Joy’s brain momentarily
    stopped at the sight, something her common sense couldn’t comprehend.

    ‘Why is Lady Allen swinging
    a mace? And there was Rina, grinning weirdly while getting hit?

    No, seriously, why is Lady
    Allen wearing a… Bunny… Bunny Girl Outfit?! She was definitely in
    her armour when we parted ways!’

    Lucy, now dressed in a Bunny
    Girl Outfit that you’d expect to find in some adult entertainment
    club, was undeniably beautiful.

    A mix of cuteness, confidence,
    and sensuality made even the shocked Joy unable to look away from her
    in that moment.

    ‘But no matter how beautiful
    she was, it didn’t explain why she was wearing that outfit. What on
    earth is going on? Am I still trapped in an illusion?!’

    Realising belatedly that Joy
    and Frey were present, Lucy looked up.

    For a moment, Lucy’s usually
    confident eyes met Joy’s confused gaze, and there was a shared look
    of disorientation.

    “It’s nothing.”

    Leaving the two of them frozen
    like statues, Frey returned to the drawing room.

    Even as the sound of footsteps
    faded into the distance, the awkward silence prevailed, only to be
    broken by Rina, who was being pounded by the mace.

    “Sigh.
    You’re really oblivious. That was such a perfect moment. Joy, leave
    us. She wants to vent her anger more on this body.”

    The moment Joy saw the
    regretful look on Rina’s face, she understood everything.

    ‘For Lady Allen to endure
    such humiliation to save Phoebe- how noble! Selling out her dignity
    to that pervert who claims to be the Master of the Forest!’

    “Thank you so much, Lady
    Allen! And I’m really sorry! For making you handle everything
    alone!”

    Joy shouted, then came up to
    me and hugged me tightly with both arms.

    I don’t know what kind of
    misunderstanding she’s having, but… let’s not explain. No matter
    what I say, it won’t make the situation better.

    ‘Grandpa, can’t you take a
    hint? For your age, you sure are brazen!’

    ‘If you were worse than
    that, I’d have buried you in the ground already.’

    I silenced the useless talking
    of Grandpa and gently pushed Joy away. While her comfort was
    appreciated, there was something I needed to address.

    ‘Fox. You will help, right?’

    “Hey. Dumb pervert. You will
    help, right? I hope you aren’t completely hopeless trash.”

    “Hmph. Since I’ve received
    such a reward, I suppose I should return the favour.”

    The Fox stumbled to her feet,
    adjusted her dishevelled clothes back to normal, and crossed her arms
    with a seemingly reliable smile as she spoke.

    “Come. Let’s go wake your
    friend.”

    Excuse me, but I don’t think
    you’re the least bit sorry. Acting all noble doesn’t erase the
    disgusting things you just did.

    You worthless, masochistic and
    perverted Fox!

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