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    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
    102

    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
    102

    “As you can see, magic
    is…”

    During the lesson, I lowered
    my head, glancing at the Raven’s Seal hanging from my left hand, and
    couldn’t help but smile.

    This is really reassuring.

    It’s like I’ve gained a free
    pass to get information or items from the Underworld at a fraction of
    the original cost.

    Although the Burrow Family’s
    necklace I originally sought turned out to be useless, I’m still
    satisfied with what I obtained.

    Even though Gus Newman’s words
    at the end left me feeling somewhat heavy-hearted.

    ‘How do you find my son?
    Quite handsome, isn’t he?’

    Initially, I didn’t understand
    what he meant.

    I simply thought he was a
    doting father like Benedict who wanted to brag about his son.

    So, I played along.

    Whether I liked him or not, it
    was true that Chester Newman was quite good-looking.

    ‘Isn’t it just that he wants
    to brag about his child?’

    I only understood Gus Newman’s
    words after Grandpa explained it to me later.

    He said that when a noble
    speaks, there is always a hidden meaning.

    The question was actually
    asking if I had any feelings for his son.

    How was I supposed to know
    that?

    I’m not from this fantasy
    world, but a person of the modern world!

    Once I realised it, I wanted
    to correct myself, but I couldn’t find the opportunity. Gus Newman
    entrapped me like a snake with his rhetoric.

    Damn it, this old man. He had
    this planned from the start.

    So that’s why you handed me
    the Raven’s Seal so easily—to tie me to your family by blood?!

    Weren’t you supposed to be the
    loving father who treasures his son?!

    Why would someone like that
    consider selling off their son to a Mesugaki?

    Do you really want to hear
    people call your son a weakling and a loser?

    Do you genuinely want a
    daughter-in-law who talks like that?

    What value did you see in me
    to pull such a stunt?!

    Ugh, Gus Newman, you sinister
    pervert.

    Behaving with such malice is
    why your forehead keeps getting bigger.

    Even your hair is escaping
    your wicked heart.

    Got it?!

    What made it even more
    annoying was that Gus Newman didn’t expose any ulterior motives
    afterward.

    If he had given me a chance to
    argue, I would have said something. But like the cold businessman he
    is, he only talked about business, leaving me with no room to
    counter.

    “Though I’m giving you the
    Raven’s Seal, please make requests through Alsatine for now. Our
    infrastructure is lacking, but soon I’ll send my family’s people
    there.”

    So, suppressing what I wanted
    to say, I left the mansion, feeling like a child who lost an
    argument, replaying in my mind how I should have responded.

    Even thinking about it now,
    it’s infuriating.

    I really should have just used
    my [Mesugaki] Skill to provoke him, deal or no deal.

    “Lady Allen?”

    I was managing my inner
    turmoil when someone called my name. I looked up to see the Professor
    of Magic Studies staring at me.

    Why doesn’t he know how to
    give up? No matter what trials and tribulations you throw at me, I
    have Grandpa with me.

    I’ve given the best answers to
    each of your questions, yet you still doubt me.

    You just don’t like me, right?
    Isn’t that it?

    “Could you please summarise
    what I just explained?”

    ‘Grandpa.’

    ‘Huh?’

    Grandpa? What’s gotten into
    you all of a sudden?

    Normally, you and I are a
    perfect team.

    We move in sync without
    missing a beat.

    What has changed today that
    you’re being so stubborn?

    ‘Why are you doing this?!’

    Did I do something wrong?!

    Is this because I ignored your
    nagging this morning?

    You nag me all the time
    anyway.

    Or is this because I didn’t
    clean you in the morning?

    Weapons can get a little dirty
    sometimes, you know.

    Feeling cornered, I pleaded
    with him to help me out, promising to do better in the future, but
    Grandpa remained silent.

    “Lady Allen?”

    ‘Grandpa! I, Lucy Allen will
    never forget this! Just remember that!’

    What should I do? How do I get
    through this crisis?

    Desperately wracking my
    brains, I remembered the feature that Armadi had gifted me yesterday.

    Log!

    Yes, if I use that feature, I
    can definitely find out what the Magic Professor said.

    Hurriedly opening the log
    screen, I quickly scrolled up to find the Magic Professor’s words.

    “What on earth are you
    doing?”

    Found it.

    So it goes like this…

    ‘Magic is…’

    “Just like Sloppy Professor
    said, magic is…”

    Using my quick thinking to
    escape the trap set by the Magic Professor, I headed to the bathroom
    at Soul Academy.

    Why? Because I had to get back
    at Grandpa.

    If he wanted to give advice,
    he should have done it normally, not right as the trial was starting,
    pushing me off a cliff.

    If you push a bird that
    doesn’t know how to spread its wings off a cliff, does it fly?

    It falls to the ground and
    cracks its head open.

    Luckily, I managed to spread
    my wings before hitting my head, but if I hadn’t, I would have been
    humiliated.

    So it’s revenge time.

    Those who try to crack others’
    heads should repay with their own heads.

    >

    ‘I’m doing it for your own
    good too, Grandpa. You really need a shower.’

    So what? There’s nothing in
    there.

    It might even be cleaner than
    seawater for all we know.

    Got it?

    It’s just water, so hold your
    breath and dive in.

    Ah. Since you’re not alive,
    you don’t even need to hold your breath, Grandpa.

    Perfect. With Grandpa’s
    screams as background noise, I recalled what had just happened.

    To be honest, when I used to
    play the game, the log feature was pretty meaningless.

    It was just a function that
    told you the character’s dialogue, acquired items, or how much
    experience points had increased.

    Maybe for someone new to the
    game, it would’ve been different, but for a veteran like me in Soul
    Academy, there was no reason to touch that button.

    Back when this was just a
    game, I had control over all variables, so why would I bother to
    check the logs?

    Character dialogue?

    I must have heard those lines
    thousands of times.

    What’s the point of
    listening again when I already know what the character is going to
    say next?

    But this world isn’t a game;
    this is reality.

    It’s a world where I can’t
    control all the variables.

    In this place, the log feature
    turned out to be more significant than I thought. Looking at my brief
    response to Sloppy Professor’s question just now, it was clearly a
    useful feature for me.

    Unfortunately, the log had its
    limits and couldn’t record everything that happened up to now, but
    this much was sufficient.

    Stuck underwater for a long
    time, Grandpa made a sound as if he were being genuinely tortured.

    His acting skills were
    impressive.

    Did he think that by making me
    look like a bad person, I would hesitate?

    ‘Grandpa. Are you going to
    keep this up?’

    ‘Oh, is that so?’

    ‘Grandpa, you may not know
    this, but I have gained an excellent ability.

    Even if you don’t help me
    with the Academy exam, there are plenty of methods.

    Although the log limit means
    it can’t record several days, it can still capture up to a day’s
    events.

    As long as I review the exam
    content before it starts, it’s practically an open book test!

    With or without your help, a
    perfect score is pretty much guaranteed!’

    ‘Boasting? If you want to
    think of it as boasting, go ahead and think that,’ I replied.

    ‘That’s right! I…’

    Suddenly, the bathroom door
    swung open in the middle of my conversation with Grandpa.

    A female student, who had
    entered the bathroom chatting and laughing with her friend, met my
    eyes and froze. After about two seconds, she snapped back to reality.

    “Oh, um, I’m sorry!”

    She grabbed her friend’s
    hand and dragged her away. Once I could no longer hear their
    footsteps, I wiped my face and sighed.

    ‘Shut up, Grandpa.’

    What kind of weird rumours
    will spread this time?

    “People have been spreading
    strange rumours about Lady Allen these days. The latest one claims
    that she was breaking a toilet with a mace in the bathroom.”

    Seeing Joy’s indignation over
    a rumour she considered excessively absurd, I couldn’t find it in
    myself to respond.

    Though slightly exaggerated,
    it wasn’t entirely incorrect. Those girls couldn’t have imagined I
    was torturing a mace with toilet water.

    “I was so angry when I heard
    that story from the other Ladies.”

    ‘…Joy. I’m okay.’

    “Airhead Lady. Do you even
    have time to worry about me? Pfft.”

    “What’s wrong with me?”

    Seeing Joy grumble about her
    concerns being dismissed, I teased her for being dumb, causing her to
    close her mouth and turn her head away.

    Watching her, I realised we
    had gotten much closer compared to when we first met.

    At this point, it wouldn’t be
    strange to call her a friend, right?

    I’m so happy that I can
    become friends with my Favourite Character.

    Seeing moments like this makes
    me feel like all the hardships I’ve faced so far are worth it.

    Ah. What should I do if Joy
    ever comes to me for relationship advice?

    Should I grit my teeth for the
    sake of Joy’s happy future?

    While contemplating this, I
    finally understood Benedict’s fussing about whether I would ever
    find a partner.

    Of course, there’s a huge
    difference between Benedict and me.

    My chances of dating someone
    are almost zero, but Joy is different.

    Sigh.
    Should I prepare myself in advance?

    “Ah, by the way, Lady Allen,
    Lady Kent, are you prepared for the midterm exams?”

    Perhaps Joy thought she would
    continue to be teased if she didn’t change the topic quickly.

    Even though I could see right
    through her intentions, I decided to go along with it.

    ‘Of course.’

    “Who are you worried about?
    The Airhead Lady who lost to me in the entrance exam?”

    “This time will be
    different.”

    Will it really?

    Joy, I admit you’re smart, but
    do you think you can beat me, who is legally cheating?

    I’m invincible! The log
    feature is godlike!

    The log copies the scores for
    me!

    As I confidently straightened
    my shoulders, a small voice came from beside me.

    “I’ve decided to leave it
    up to fate.”

    Frey, with her usual
    expressionless face, said something absurd.

    It’s not something someone who
    once aimed for a special entrance to the academy should say, but it’s
    a relief that she did get in through special admissions.

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