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    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
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    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
    78

    This is the second time I’ll
    be facing a Minotaur.

    The first battle ended in my
    devastating defeat.

    In fact, calling it a battle
    is generous.

    It was a one-sided beating.

    With one punch from the
    Minotaur, my shield shattered. With the next, my resolve crumbled,
    and after that, all I could do was tremble in fear in the face of
    imminent death.

    How about now?

    Back then, I was just an empty
    vessel with a high level, but now I’ve become a veteran with fully
    maxed skills.

    All my stats have dramatically
    increased, and I’ve even mastered divine magic.

    Not to mention, my combat
    experience has grown immensely.

    On top of that, I’ve just
    finished all the possible doping I can do right now, so comparing
    myself to when I passed Ruel’s Trial would be an insult.

    If this were a game, I
    wouldn’t have any worries at all.

    Back when I used to defeat
    Minotaurs with a Level 1 character, I would’ve been able to toy with
    it given my current specs.

    But this is reality, isn’t it?

    Or maybe it’s because of the
    bitter defeat I experienced last time.

    My mind is cluttered with
    thoughts.

    ‘Why wouldn’t I be?’

    ‘Thinking about it makes me
    angry, Grandpa. Do you want to take a trip down memory lane and visit
    the trash can?’

    …After making one comment,
    Grandpa fell silent.

    I tried not to bring it up on
    purpose, but he’s the one who mentioned it first.

    It’s your fault, Grandpa. I’m
    still holding onto it in my heart, you know that?

    Back then, things worked out,
    so I just gave him a dip in the trash and called it a day.

    But my feelings haven’t fully
    settled yet.

    Phew.

    …It’s true that I’m scared.

    I’m not as strong-willed as
    the protagonist in some stories.

    If I didn’t have the mental
    skills, I wouldn’t have dared to touch the second elixir out of fear
    of the pain when I first drank it.

    It was the same when I started
    training.

    Skills pushed me to keep
    running mindlessly; otherwise, I would have given up long ago.

    It was also similar when I
    first faced the orc.

    Without overcoming fear, would
    I have been able to respond calmly? I think not.

    Even now, it’s no different.

    Facing that monster is still
    terrifying.

    Moving my body like crazy is
    exhausting.

    But I can do it.

    Because I have skills. People
    who get trapped in a game typically trust in their skills and move
    forward, right?

    I’m the same.

    I believe [Overcoming Fear]
    will eliminate my fears.

    I trust that [Unyielding Will]
    won’t allow me to give up.

    I believe [Iron Wall] will
    block the Minotaur’s attacks.

    So, I take a step forward.

    ‘I’m going.’

    “Follow me, Pitiful
    Prince.”

    We emerge from the alley and
    stand before the Minotaur.

    I see its enormous build.

    Its eyes, red as blood.

    Its breath, so hot it feels
    like it could cook my skin.

    And the axe that could split
    me in two.

    Taking a deep breath, I raise
    my shield.

    “Hello♡ you filthy,
    stinky, stupid Bullhead♡”

    As the Minotaur’s eyes lock
    onto me, I tighten my grip on the mace.

    “Why are you looking at
    me like that, you Sloppy fool?♡ Do you have a masochistic desire to
    be slaughtered?♡ Haha♡ I understand♡ I’ll tenderise you with my
    mace♡”

    As the euphoric boost power
    unique to the [Mesugaki] Skill hits, the Minotaur lets out a roar and
    charges at me.

    Damn it. It’s ridiculously
    fast for its size.

    But still. I can handle this.

    WHAM!

    I block the Minotaur’s
    descending axe with my shield.

    The sound of iron grinding
    against iron fills the air as our weapons clash.

    It’s strong. Disgustingly
    strong.

    My hand, arm, and shoulder,
    all straining under the pressure, feel like they might shatter.

    But hey, Bullhead. Did you
    know?

    I haven’t even activated my
    buff yet.

    ‘As the deity sends forth
    their apostle to the earth…’

    I recite a prayer silently in
    my mind.

    One of the specialties of a
    Paladin.

    A magic designed to protect
    the followers of the deity.

    Adding to my stamina.

    Boosting my strength.

    Fortifying both body and mind.

    And invoking a steadfast
    resolve.

    As an Apostle of Armadi, the
    level of divine magic I can employ is impressive—even Bishop Johan,
    who doesn’t like me, would be in awe.

    It was enough to somewhat
    bridge the gap between the Minotaur and me.

    But it was Arthur who broke
    the deadlock between the Minotaur and me.

    Using wind magic, the Magic
    Swordsman (Arthur) assaulted the Minotaur’s face.

    As the dazed Minotaur
    staggered back, I chased it down and swung my mace at its thigh.

    Its hide might be thick and
    its muscles hard, but that doesn’t matter.

    Our level difference is so
    significant.

    No matter how high its defence
    is, true damage will be inflicted.

    And at the very moment I
    brought my mace down—

    “Kuuaaagh!”

    I felt a satisfying impact.

    Maybe it was enraged by the
    unexpected pain.

    The staggering Minotaur turned
    away from me towards Arthur.

    As if it believed he was the
    cause of its suffering.

    Hey, where do you think you’re
    looking?

    Isn’t there a small, cute girl
    here you’d want to punch?

    You’re failing as a male by
    taking your eyes off me.

    Wait a second. Are you
    actually a female?

    You’re pretty grotesque for
    a female, though.

    Hmm. Ah!

    Fruity for a male, are you?
    (Gay)

    Then it makes sense you’d
    look away from me.

    But I can’t allow that.

    I am the tank.

    “Hey, trash bullhead ♡”

    Look at the enemy in front of
    you.

    “Could it be you don’t
    think you can break through my shield?♡ Of course not♡ Your
    sloppy axe can’t do it♡”

    Look at me, belittling and
    mocking you.

    “Coward♡ Sloppy♡
    Idiot♡”

    That’s right.

    Face me, bullhead.

    Your enemy is me.

    The enraged Minotaur charges
    at me, intent on trampling me.

    I block the Minotaur’s
    consecutive axe strikes with my shield.

    There’s no chance to
    counterattack.

    Even though the gap in
    physical stats has narrowed thanks to buffs, the Minotaur still has
    the upper hand.

    If even one of its frenzied
    attacks strikes me directly, I’ll suffer a fatal wound.

    So I wait.

    Shield raised. Like a
    crocodile hidden in the water.

    Waiting for the moment my prey
    steps into the river. The life force of a Minotaur is incredibly
    tenacious.

    Among all monsters, it ranks
    near the top.

    But tough doesn’t mean
    infinite.

    After all, this thing is still
    a living being.

    It’s not a ghost without
    flesh. It’s not an undead that doesn’t tire.

    There will be an opening
    eventually.

    Are you saying the same
    applies to me? Well…

    While I was enduring, the
    Minotaur prepared a massive attack.

    It twisted its waist
    forcefully.

    Drawing its arm back.

    Trying to prove how much
    muscle it has under its hide.

    That strike is dangerous.

    [Iron Wall] screams that I
    can’t block it, that I must divert or dodge.

    Grandpa says I should rush in
    and break the attack.

    I know both are right.

    How could I not after all the
    gruelling training I’ve been through?

    But my body, worn out from
    blocking the Minotaur’s earlier attacks, wouldn’t follow my will.

    The best I could do was to
    block that attack with my shield. The moment the Minotaur’s massive
    side swing hit my shield, my body was lifted off the ground.

    Ah. Haven’t I experienced
    something like this before?

    Just as that irrelevant
    thought crossed my mind, my body smashed into the wall.

    Damn it. That hurts like hell.

    Coughing several times as I
    inhaled the dust knocked loose from the wall, I grabbed my trembling
    legs and stood back up.

    Then, I saw the Minotaur
    charging towards me again, not giving me any time to rest.

    In my current condition, I
    wouldn’t be able to block that attack.

    Even if I held up my shield,
    it would just break along with it.

    Despite knowing this, I
    remained calm, not only because I had [Overcoming Fear].

    [Armadi’s Mercy].

    Though I hated that the name
    of that incompetent, sloppy, perverted, and trashy deity was attached
    to it, the skill’s effectiveness was undeniable.

    As soon as I used it, my body
    returned to normal, and I blocked the Minotaur’s attack without much
    difficulty.

    I could see the Minotaur
    flinch in surprise.

    Ha ha. What’s the matter?
    Did you think you had won?

    Too bad for you.

    Bullhead. Want to hear
    something interesting?

    Guess what? I can still use
    [Armadi’s Mercy] at least ten more times.

    With the potions in my pocket,
    I can use it even more.

    So, come on, let’s see who’s
    tougher:

    The life force of a beast with
    a Bullhead, or me, this stubborn thorn.

    “Bring it on♡ you
    sloppy Bullhead♡”

    Lucy Allen stood firm. Even
    though the shield she held in one hand was dented,

    Even though her armour was
    broken.

    Even though blood flowed from
    her head, staining her face red.

    Even though her hair, usually
    tied in two braids, was now dishevelled and messy.

    Even though she screamed in
    pain from numerous attacks.

    She did not falter.

    She stood tall, blocking the
    Minotaur’s path with her characteristic annoying grin.

    And what about the Minotaur?

    That opponent they thought
    they could never defeat?

    It was in a state where it
    could no longer grip its axe.

    Its legs, battered from
    countless attacks, wobbled as if standing was a struggle. Lucy no
    longer had the strength left to maintain her offensive against the
    Minotaur.

    The creature, perhaps out of
    sheer pride, was forcing itself to stay upright, but that was all it
    could manage.

    The fierce terror it initially
    projected was now nowhere to be found.

    And even the last shred of the
    Minotaur’s pride was shattered the moment Lucy Allen swung her mace.

    The Minotaur’s legs gave out,
    and it collapsed to its knees.

    What started as an
    overwhelmingly one-sided battle between the monstrous creature and a
    little girl, reached an entirely unexpected conclusion.

    It was Lucy Allen looking down
    at the Minotaur, while the beast, now trembling with fear, looked up
    at her as if she were a monster.

    ‘Is this the bloodline of
    the Allen Family?

    A little girl from a family
    that has produced countless heroes?

    It wasn’t just talent.

    She exceeded her extraordinary
    talents to become something divine.

    Ha, now I find myself filled
    with respect.

    The idea that I would think
    this way about Lucy Allen…

    If someone had told me this a
    week ago, I would have accused them of losing their mind.’

    Lucy Allen, having reached the
    Minotaur, raised her mace high.

    And as she brought it down,
    the Minotaur’s horn fell to the ground.

    “Let’s go, Pitiful
    Prince.”

    Wiping the blood from her
    face, Lucy Allen’s smile was more reassuring than ever.

    Battling the Minotaur was not
    an easy task.

    That stubborn ox-headed
    bastard.

    To put it bluntly, holding out
    against it was manageable.

    I had various divine magic
    spells, [Armadi’s Mercy], and other skills at my disposal.

    But the real issue was the
    lack of damage.

    No matter how many true damage
    hits I landed, it was only about 5% of my attack power.

    If it were as fragile as the
    undead from last time, that would be fine, but the Minotaur, known
    for its toughness, had its limits.

    If Arthur hadn’t created
    openings and attacked its weak points with magic from time to time,
    it would have been a tough battle.

    Well, anyway, we won, and I
    levelled up.

    That’s good enough.

    Don’t you agree?

    Ding

    Just as I stepped into the
    safe section thinking that, a message window popped up as if it had
    been waiting for me.

    Having been caught off guard
    by Agra once, I quickly glanced at the message window in surprise.

    [Quest Clear!]

    Fortunately, this time it was
    from that damn, useless, perverted, trashy god.

    Claiming to be a god but
    unable to even block Agra’s Curse—what a useless deity!

    Ugh, this really makes me
    angry.

    [Stoffee’s Special Ticket has
    been granted.]

    At least the reward is proper
    this time.

    If he didn’t give me at least
    this much, he would be a scam artist, not a deity. Right.

    Okay, hand it over quickly.
    Let me put it in my pocket and rest.

    […]

    [It has been confirmed that
    you have successfully repelled Agra’s Touch.]

    …What?

    [An additional reward will be
    given.]

    What’s going on?

    Why is this incompetent god
    suddenly acting like this?

    This isn’t like him at all!

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