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    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
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    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
    72

    Near the entrance to the
    dungeon, there were many people. While some aimed to enter the
    dungeon, most appeared to have come to witness the duel between
    Arthur and me.

    It’s not like the kids who
    intend to enter the dungeon would just stand around empty-handed.

    ‘How many among them actually
    want me to win?’

    ‘Grandpa.’

    At times like this, you should
    offer words of encouragement. What kind of Paladin and Hero spreads
    such pessimism?

    Of course, I also think there
    might not be any, but you never know, right?

    Indeed. Seems like the spirits
    of the Underdog Betters are with me. Alright, with your hopes in
    mind, I’ll show you the sight of the Regular Betters’ money burning
    today.

    It’s a shame there isn’t a
    large river near Soul Academy. If there were a suitable place, it
    would have become a water park today.

    As I headed to the dungeon
    entrance with Karl, I saw NPC #1 hesitantly looking around and Frey,
    yawning with just a single sword in hand.

    With this, we’re ready to
    enter the dungeon. Now we just have to wait for Arthur.

    “Lucy Allen.”

    Right on cue, he appeared.—

    ‘Hello.’

    “Nice to see you, Pitiful
    Prince.”

    I deliberately didn’t call him
    by his name but it still referred to him as the Pitiful Prince.

    Why are you so unnecessarily
    diligent, [Mesugaki] Skill?

    Arthur seemed to have gotten
    used to me calling him Pitiful Prince. He just glanced sideways at me
    without showing much reaction.

    “Do you have confidence
    you’ll win?”

    ‘I don’t know about that,
    but I’ve prepared my best.’

    “I’ve prepared enough to
    easily defeat you, Pitiful Prince.”

    Considering it’s from the
    [Mesugaki] Skill, I thought it sounded quite humble, but Arthur’s
    expressionless face suggested otherwise.

    Ah, forget it. Who am I
    kidding? Humility from me? No way.

    If I’m going to blow up along
    with my karma the moment I lose, I might as well stack my karma to
    the heavens.

    “Let’s see how far your
    arrogance gets you.”

    ‘You won’t be able to bring
    down my arrogance, Your Highness.’

    “To speak like that
    without the skill to back it up. Isn’t the arrogant one you, Pitiful
    Prince?”

    “Tsk.”

    Arthur clicked his tongue for
    me to hear, then changed the subject.

    “Let’s confirm the rules.
    We enter the dungeon exactly at 10 AM. The exit time is 6 PM. You can
    forfeit midway, but that’s considered a loss. The team fighting in
    the dungeon is limited to three first-year students, and no
    accompanying students or professors may interfere. The winner will be
    the team that reaches the highest point within the time limit. Any
    objections?”

    “None.”

    “Then we’ll begin the
    match at the exact time.”

    With those words, he turned
    his back and walked away towards his team members.

    Let’s see. The team is exactly
    as I heard.

    Arthur. Jack. Matthew.

    Arthur and Matthew are
    characters as reliable as a hearty bowl of soup at Soul Academy, and
    while Jack isn’t quite like other top-tier characters, his
    performance isn’t bad either.

    With members like that, it
    looks like they could handle the dungeon strategy better than even
    the newbies or those who played through it once before.

    But who’s the person they’re
    bringing along?

    To tackle the dungeon, they
    need to bring along either a student or a professor, right?

    As I tilted my head in
    curiosity, someone emerged from the crowd.

    “Am I not too late?”

    Combat Studies Professor Luca.

    A madman who drives his
    students to death with a single-minded determination to craft a
    masterpiece.

    Why is he here? Could it be…

    With a sense of foreboding, I
    watched him approach Arthur.

    Of all people, they decided to
    bring that guy as their leader?!

    I thought it was insane, but
    everyone else seemed to react differently.

    They nodded, saying Arthur had
    picked the right person.

    Are these people out of their
    minds?

    How can bringing a lunatic
    like Luca be seen as a brilliant move?

    Then I realised these people
    had no idea about Luca’s true nature.

    They have no idea just how
    crazy Luca truly is. Right now, on the surface, he appears to be just
    a competent young teacher who has produced many excellent students.

    What should I do? Is there a
    way to drive him away?

    Or…

    Hearing Grandpa’s voice, I
    came back to reality.

    Phew.
    Calm down.

    That guy might be crazy, but
    he’s a rational kind of crazy.

    There’s no way he would cause
    trouble in a situation under this much scrutiny.

    Even if he did try something,
    Arthur’s party members are more than capable of handling him.

    I don’t need to worry about
    them.

    Yeah, I’m not in a position to
    worry about others right now.

    I have enough on my plate.

    ‘Frey…’

    “Sloppy Swordsman. Do you
    remember what I told you yesterday?”

    “I’m not an idiot.”

    Frey replied while pretending
    to puff up her shoulders, but she didn’t seem trustworthy at all.

    Will you follow my
    instructions just so we can spar? Can I trust you? The other party
    member, NPC #1, couldn’t stop wriggling her hands, probably due to
    nerves.

    ‘NPC…’

    “Hey, NPC #1. What was
    your name again?”

    “…You didn’t know?!
    It’s Bisi. Bisi Bell.”

    Bisi, was it.

    I thought it was an easy name
    to remember, and as I nodded, Bisi looked at me with eyes full of
    expectation.

    Oh, does she want me to call
    her by her name?

    Sorry, I’d like to do that
    too.

    ‘I understand, Bisi.’

    “Got it, NPC #1. I’ll
    remember that.”

    The [Mesugaki] Skill rarely
    calls people by their names.

    Perhaps she was disappointed
    to be called NPC #1 again.

    Bisi slumped her shoulders.

    Sorry. But it did help you
    relax, right?

    “It’s time, Lady Allen.”

    At Karl’s signal, we stopped
    chatting.

    ‘Okay, everyone. Let’s go.’

    “Alright. Come on,
    weaklings, let’s move out.”

    It’s been a while since I got
    to show off my skills as a veteran.

    As we stepped through the
    dungeon’s entrance, the surroundings changed.

    A cave with luminescent stones
    embedded in the walls here and there.

    It took us months to get to
    this point.

    Back when I used to play this
    as a game, I saw this every day.

    From the way these stones are
    placed, I can guess which starting point this is.

    Good, I’ve got the map in my
    head now.

    ‘As I mentioned yesterday,
    everyone…’

    “Weaklings, as I said
    yesterday, I’ll say it again. Aside from clearing the Boss Room,
    we’re not going to fight.”

    Because this is a speedrun
    competition, right?

    The most important thing in a
    speedrun is to avoid all avoidable events.

    When Bisi first heard Lucy
    Allen’s strategy, she wondered if Lucy had lost her mind.

    Avoiding all battles while
    clearing a dungeon? Something like that wouldn’t be possible, right?

    Clearing a dungeon involves
    dealing with random monsters and navigating through traps to find
    your way forward.

    You can’t just avoid fights
    because you don’t want to.

    The reason Bisi was persuaded
    by Lucy Allen, despite her initial doubts, was because of the
    detailed example Lucy gave.

    “When you enter the first
    floor of the first semester dungeon and turn a corner, two trashy
    goblins will jump out…”

    Lucy Allen explained the
    dungeon strategy as if she were observing everything on a chessboard.

    First floor. Second floor.
    Third floor. And finally, the tenth floor.

    Lucy Allen described how to
    ascend without a single fight.

    Her explanation was so
    detailed that even Bisi, who had never set foot in the Academy’s
    dungeon, could visualise it.

    “Do you really think
    everything will go as you said?”

    After listening to all the
    explanations, Bisi asked Lucy Allen. She responded with a confident
    smile.

    “Of course. Unlike a
    sloppy person like you, I have divine favour.”

    Normally, that smile would
    have been irritating, but for some reason, it felt reliable this
    time.

    Had just anyone else given
    such an explanation, Bisi would have dismissed it as delusional.

    But Lucy was the top scorer in
    the Academy’s entrance exam.

    ‘If her perfect score in
    dungeon strategy wasn’t due to the Academy’s manipulation but
    something innate in her…’

    With that thought, Bisi
    decided to trust Lucy.

    And today.

    It’s the moment to prove if
    Lucy’s plan is real or not. Surprisingly, the dungeon strategy was
    proceeding exactly as Lucy Allen had described.

    “When you turn the corner,
    two trashy goblins will pop out…”

    Two goblins appeared.

    Lucy Allen charged forward
    with her shield, knocking them down and avoiding the fight, and then
    sprinted ahead.

    “To the right, there’s a
    trap set by an idiot…”

    Sure enough, there was a trap
    there.

    Lucy Allen used it to knock
    down the group of goblins blocking the path and moved forward.

    “As you go further, a stinky
    pig will show up. Don’t get scared like a wimp…”

    Indeed, there was an orc
    blocking the way.

    However, the orc was so
    sluggish that it couldn’t catch the rushing party led by Lucy.

    Everything.

    Everything inside the dungeon
    was unfolding just as Lucy Allen had described.

    The dungeon path.

    The monsters appearing in the
    dungeon.

    The traps.

    None of these variables
    escaped Lucy Allen’s control.

    “Sloppy people. You’re not
    tired already, right?”

    It had only taken 10 minutes
    to clear the first floor of the Academy dungeon.

    That too without even
    sprinting all out, considering they had to carry along Bisi, who was
    a burden.

    Bisi looked up, panting, to
    see the stairs leading to the next floor.

    Lucy Allen’s rigorous pace was
    fairly harsh for Bisi, a necromancer.

    ‘Are you saying we have to
    keep doing this until 8 PM?

    I…Can I endure this?’

    “Hm. This isn’t going to
    work.”

    Lucy Allen, showing a hint of
    discomfort, stood in front of Bisi.

    “Deadweight.”

    “Excuse me?”

    “With weak stamina and
    weak legs, how did you even get into the Academy? You look dumb but
    you must actually be smart, huh?”

    Bisi lowered her head at
    Lucy’s sharp words.

    ‘It was true that I was a
    burden during our first-floor conquest.

    If those two had moved at
    their original speed, we would have gotten here much faster.

    But you dragged me into this
    because you needed someone!

    I never intended to join this
    strategy in the first place!’

    Bisi complained inwardly but
    was just trembling on the outside.

    The power dynamic between the
    two was clear.

    There was no choice.

    ‘I have to run until my
    lungs burst.’

    “Get on.”

    Completely taken aback by the
    unexpected command, Bisi lifted her head.

    Lucy looked at her with
    disdain and repeated herself.

    “Deadweight. Are your
    hearing skills also sloppy? Get on.”

    “But, uh…”

    “Sigh.”

    Lucy sighed, walked up to
    Bisi, grabbed her by the waist, and hoisted her onto her back as if
    she were carrying luggage.

    “We’re going like this.
    Got a problem, deadweight?”

    “…No, I don’t.”

    Not wanting to hear another
    tirade, Bisi just nodded her head without arguing.

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