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    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
    65

    Grandpa said that the moment
    he saw the mansion in the back alley.

    It did look quite sinister.
    The iron front gate was rusty, the walls that were supposed to
    protect the house looked like they would collapse at any moment, and
    beyond them, the garden was filled with dead, brown plants.

    The house in the middle was
    nothing short of monstrous.

    …When I saw it on screen, I
    didn’t think much of it, but seeing it in person, it felt quite
    eerie.

    “This is the place Miss
    mentioned.”

    Karl looked at the mansion and
    seemed delighted.

    How can he make that face
    looking at this rundown place?

    Do knights have to have such
    strong guts?

    “I used to come here often
    during my school days.”

    “As a punishment?”

    “Yes. There were rumours
    about ghosts appearing, so it was often used for that.”

    The concept of students coming
    here and causing a ruckus still seems to hold.

    I wonder if anyone is here
    today?

    It would be nice if no one
    was, so we could look inside more easily.

    “I also came here often, but
    I’ve never actually seen a ghost. It was probably just a false
    rumour.”

    ‘They’re here…’

    “There is a ghost. It’s a
    timid, sloppy one, though.”

    “…Pardon?”

    Wasn’t it the daughter of the
    old owner of this mansion?

    I seem to remember something
    like that.

    Anyway, it’s not harmful, so
    there’s no need to worry.‘Let’s go.’

    “Come on, Sloppy.”

    “Miss, wait. You’re
    joking, right? Miss!”

    We walked through the rusty
    front gate and entered the mansion.

    Nothing in this long-abandoned
    mansion was in good condition.

    The doors were all smashed,
    making it easy to get in anywhere.

    As we stepped inside the
    mansion, the wooden floor creaked under our feet.

    “Eeek!”

    Turning my head at the scream,
    I saw Karl’s face turn pale.

    What the…

    Could it be…

    ‘Karl, are you…’

    “Sloppy, are you afraid of
    ghosts?”

    “No! How could a knight fear
    such an unholy being?”

    Karl’s loud denial didn’t hide
    the tremble in his voice.

    Does it make any sense for
    someone who seems like they could one-punch a troll to be scared of
    ghosts?

    What’s he going to do if we
    end up in a dungeon full of ghosts later? That kind of dungeon is
    seriously filled with unexpected things, feeling like a completely
    different genre of game.

    “I’m serious! Believe me!”

    ‘Got it…’

    “Okay, Sloppy.”

    There’s no point in arguing
    here, so I just let it go.

    With Karl flinching at every
    little sound, we made our way down to the basement.

    My objective was the iron door
    at the far end of the mansion’s basement.

    In this decayed mansion that
    seemed ready to collapse, it was the only thing that retained its
    original shape.

    “That key is the one that
    opens this door.”

    Karl swallowed hard at the
    sight of the door.

    Still, as a knight, he stood
    in front of me, but his trembling hands revealed how scared he truly
    was.

    Sigh.
    Can he even help clear the dungeon like this?

    Just as I was about to use the
    key to open the door, a thought crossed my mind.

    In the original game, you
    couldn’t break this door and had to open it with a key. But now…

    Breaking a door like this with
    my mace seems plausible, doesn’t it?

    With that in mind, I raised my
    mace and struck the iron door.

    Boom!

    Although I struck with
    considerable force, the iron door remained undamaged.

    “Miss, no matter what you
    do, this door won’t break.”

    Seeing my actions, Karl
    asserted that the door couldn’t be broken, and Grandpa explained
    that such gimmicks are somewhat common.

    So, does this mean that doors
    like this won’t move unless you receive a quest, just like in the
    game?

    Ugh. If I could have broken
    the door myself, I could have used various tricks in the future.

    Feeling a bit disappointed, I
    unlocked the iron door with the key.

    A staircase leading to the
    second basement level was revealed.

    With no light, it looked like
    the perfect setup to fall if you just charged forward recklessly.

    In the past, I would have
    brought a torch, but now I have another way.

    ‘O holy light.’

    As I recited the prayer to
    myself, a sphere of light of suitable brightness appeared before me.

    ‘When was it that I couldn’t
    handle this magic?’

    Ignoring Grandpa’s laughter as
    he recalled me rolling on the ground clutching my eyes, I started to
    move.

    Grandpa, if you’re old, act
    like it and forget things quickly.

    Why does he have such good
    memory despite his age?

    “Now we just need to find
    the item that girl asked for, right? Let’s find it quickly.”

    ‘Don’t worry about it.’

    “Sloppy. You’re really
    short-sighted. Don’t worry about that.”

    “Huh? But…”

    ‘It’s just an excuse.’

    “That NPC #1 girl just made
    it up.”

    It’s a long story, but the
    item the girl asked for was just a lie to send the player here.

    The real objective lies
    elsewhere. I gave Karl a vague response as I walked deeper into the
    second basement.

    When I opened the innermost
    door, a stone door was revealed inside.

    “This is… a dungeon
    entrance.”

    Indeed, it was the entrance to
    a dungeon.

    Ding!

    [The quest has changed.]

    [A girl’s request]

    [???]

    [Reward: ???]

    ‘Here…’

    “The goal of NPC #1 is to
    make us tackle this place. She’s quite a shady girl.”

    “It’s strange. If she
    wanted the dungeon cleared, it would have been quicker to report it
    to the Academy or the Church.”

    I could provide an answer to
    Karl’s confusion.

    The girl is actually a novice
    necromancer who can communicate with the mansion’s ghost.

    She’s become friends with
    the ghost and the ghost asked her to clear the dungeon in the
    mansion.

    However, if she asked the
    Academy or the Church, they would clear the dungeon but also exorcise
    the ghost, which she was worried about.

    Telling Karl such a story
    would only scare him with talks of ghosts, so I just shrugged and
    pushed open the dungeon door.

    The surroundings changed.

    It now resembled a gloomy
    cemetery.

    The sky was filled with dark
    clouds, with no starlight and only the sound of rain pattering.

    An unpleasant scent emanated
    from the rain-soaked graves. I didn’t pay much attention to it in the
    game, but now that it’s real, it’s quite an annoying place.

    I need to finish up and get
    out of here before my hair gets all wet.

    With that thought, I created a
    shield imbued with divine magic.

    “Just when we got out of
    that eerie mansion, now it’s a cemetery.”

    Karl sighed as he looked at
    the dungeon’s surroundings.

    ‘Don’t worry, Karl…’

    “Sloppy. Don’t worry. There
    are no ghosts here.”

    No ghosts. Really.

    As soon as I spoke, I felt a
    presence from the direction of the graves.

    Looking that way, I saw
    corpses rising from the graves like in a B-grade zombie movie.

    Zombies.

    The main monsters of this
    dungeon.

    No doubt, the Sloppy Knight
    would be terrified of them.

    I waited for the scream, but
    it didn’t come.

    Instead, the head of a zombie
    rising from the grave flew through the air.

    “Undead? That’s a relief.”

    ‘What…’

    “What’s this, Sloppy?
    Aren’t you scared of these things?”

    “What I dislike are things
    whose nature is unknown.”

    I thought to myself that both
    are the same undead in the end, but it seemed Karl had a different
    understanding.

    That’s a relief.

    I brought him along just in
    case Agra did something crazy, but it would have been troublesome if
    he froze up, scared of the undead.

    ‘Grandpa, at times like
    this, it’s best to pretend you don’t know.’

    Even though he is a knight,
    wouldn’t he be emotionally wounded if he was treated as a coward?

    I think it’s his master’s duty
    to graciously let it slide.

    ‘Karl…’

    “Sloppy, there’s no need
    to deal with such trash. Let’s go.”

    “What? Aren’t they
    monsters?”

    ‘Just do as I say!’

    “If you’re a dog, act
    like one and just follow your owner. Got it?”

    If we mess with those things
    and they ramp up the difficulty, it’s going to be a hassle.

    When I said that, Karl seemed
    reluctant but nodded his head.

    Getting Karl’s agreement, I
    took him and dashed forward.

    Those zombies are incredibly
    slow anyway.

    Sure, they have good stamina
    and strength, but that’s all. If we run fast, they can’t keep up.

    So, when attacking this
    dungeon, the best strategy was to ignore the zombies and run straight
    ahead.

    How long did we run through
    the cemetery?

    I could see the end of the
    cemetery in the distance. Under the broken cross, the one digging a
    pit saw us approaching, put down his shovel, and raised his head.

    “Welcome, guests. Were my
    family’s greetings to your satisfaction?”

    The necromancer, the boss of
    this dungeon, greeted us extravagantly, his coat sagging from the
    rain.

    “Miss, is that guy the
    owner of this dungeon?”

    ‘Yes.’

    “Right. He looks as
    messed up as this dungeon, doesn’t he?”

    “Oh my, thank you for the
    compliment.”

    Despite my criticism, the
    necromancer chuckled and moved his hand.

    That was the moment.

    Karl stepped forward.

    It was a charge driven by the
    combat logic that the enemy should be taken down before they could
    pull any tricks.

    The necromancer didn’t react
    at all.

    Karl’s sword cut through the
    necromancer’s coat.

    “Wow! You’re strong!”

    However, despite Karl’s
    attack, the necromancer remained unscathed.

    It wasn’t that he used magic
    for defence.

    Nor did he evade.

    Simply, there was nothing
    under the coat to cut.

    “But it’s unfortunate! I
    exist on the boundary between this world and the afterlife.”

    As the leather coat was sliced
    and fluttered away, what was hidden beneath was revealed.

    The necromancer’s body was
    semi-transparent.

    Like a ghost straight out of a
    horror movie.

    “Such attacks cannot harm
    me.”

    The owner of this dungeon was
    a necromancer and, by extension, a wraith himself.

    To bring him down, something
    other than physical attacks was required.

    To inflict damage on this guy,
    you’d need at least a level 30 cleric or mage.

    In other words, he was a boss
    you couldn’t defeat early in the game using the standard method.

    But there was a trick.

    Ignoring Karl, who was
    frowning in frustration, I swung my mace.

    “It’s futile.”

    The necromancer laughed and
    spread his arms wide, ready to receive the hit, as if to say it
    wouldn’t harm him at all.

    However, the outcome was
    different.

    “Huh?!”

    The moment the mace struck, I
    heard the necromancer gulp in pain.

    Was he startled by the
    unexpected agony?

    The necromancer staggered
    backward and shouted at me in a now less confident voice.

    “What on earth did you
    do?!”

    “Is your brain so rotten
    you can’t think?♡ I attacked you♡ You wretched wraith♡”

    “You! You shouldn’t be
    able to wound me!”

    That’s right. Normally, that
    would be true.

    But you know what? You can’t
    expect normal things from a veteran gamer.

    You sloppy fool.

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