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    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
    48

    The priest lost his words and
    just stared at my face before he snapped out of it and started to
    smile.

    “Lady, it’s not funny to
    joke around like this.”

    ‘But I’m serious.’

    “Are you calling me a
    liar?”

    “No, that’s not it,
    but…”

    Although he denied it, it was
    obvious he didn’t believe a word I said.

    Is this what the boy who cried
    wolf felt?

    But why do I have to be
    treated like a liar for something I haven’t done?

    It’s really unfair.

    While I was contemplating how
    to convince the priest, even Grandpa started making a fuss.

    ‘Didn’t I tell you?’

    Come to think of it, I was so
    out of it yesterday that I completely forgot to mention it.

    ‘When Armadi saved me
    yesterday, he said he would make me his Apostle.’

    Grandpa seemed to want to
    scold me as usual but stopped himself mid-sentence.

    ‘What’s the matter?’

    Grandpa continued,

    You’re asking me to keep the
    fact that I’ve become an Apostle of God a secret?

    Why?

    In the world of Soul Academy,
    becoming an Apostle of God is never a bad thing.

    On the contrary, not boasting
    about it would be strange.

    Why would you hide the fact
    that a great transcendent being in the sky has recognized someone’s
    potential and chosen them as their Apostle?

    Even in the game, Apostles of
    the Divine would let everyone know, as long as they weren’t serving
    the Evil God.

    So why does Grandpa want me to
    keep it a secret?

    It was hard to understand, but
    since Grandpa was so serious, I agreed for now.

    Grandpa had never asked me to
    do anything harmful before.

    ‘Think whatever you want.’

    “Believe what you want,
    you sloppy priest.”

    “Yes, understood. But do
    you really intend to receive the baptism?”

    ‘Yes.’

    “Why? Is there a problem?”

    “As you know, receiving
    baptism means…”

    The priest rambled on with the
    usual boring stuff.

    Something about baptism
    meaning becoming a new person, and duties to uphold for that…

    I let his words go in one ear
    and out the other.

    When the priest seemed to have
    forgotten about anything related to being an Apostle, Grandpa sighed
    in relief.

    ‘I’m sorry I forgot about
    it. But why do I have to hide that I’ve become an Apostle?’

    Grandpa told me it was
    something written in the scripture of the Church of Armadi.

    While the content was quite
    exaggerated, given that it was from the scripture, the summary was as
    follows:

    Armadi must remain the central
    figure among the gods, so he cannot show favouritism towards anyone.

    Therefore, although he might
    offer minor assistance and mercy, he never appoints anyone as his
    Apostle.

    Personally, it felt to me like
    Grandpa was trying to defend a lazy and incompetent God in some way,
    but I didn’t voice that thought.

    I already knew I’d get an
    earful from Grandpa if I did.

    ‘But I did become an
    Apostle.’

    What if the scripture had been
    lying?

    What if there was another
    reason no Apostles of Armadi had appeared until now?

    We never had to worry about
    this before.

    Because, as the scripture
    stated, no Apostle of Armadi had ever appeared.

    But with my appearance as an
    Apostle of Armadi, this fundamental premise collapses.

    Normally, churches welcome the
    appearance of a god’s Apostle, but the Church of Armadi is
    different.

    The sudden appearance of an
    Apostle of Armadi, who hasn’t appeared for hundreds of years, would
    mean that everything the Church of Armadi has built up until now
    would be shaken to its core.

    The Church of Armadi would
    never welcome an Apostle of Armadi.

    Grandpa withheld the darker
    side of things, perhaps not wanting to alarm me, but it wasn’t
    difficult to imagine what he left unsaid.

    In the worst case, the church
    might try to erase me.

    The Church of Armadi isn’t
    entirely spotless, after all.

    Realising this sent a cold
    sweat running down my spine.

    It was indeed fortunate I had
    Grandpa with me. What would have happened otherwise?

    If I had gone around
    ignorantly proclaiming myself as an Apostle of Armadi…

    The outcome would not have
    been pleasant, to say the least.

    Sloppy and petty Armadi!

    Attempting to assassinate me
    in such a way?

    If you were offended by my
    supposed insult, you should have just struck me down with divine
    punishment instead of resorting to such a shady method!

    It’s a relief I’m just a
    girl who cried wolf here.

    If I were one of those sincere
    believers who would never dare lie in a god’s name, what fate would
    have befallen me?

    “Do you understand?”

    While I was grumbling, filled
    with resentment towards the incompetent Armadi, the priest asked me
    as if to confirm my understanding.

    I’m sorry, but I didn’t
    quite catch what you said, so I’m hesitant to respond.

    Well, these kinds of
    explanations are like terms and conditions.

    Neither the one explaining nor
    the one listening pays much attention.

    ‘Yes.’

    “Sloppy priest. What do
    you take me for?”

    As I nodded shamelessly, the
    priest forced a smile.

    “It’s just a formality.
    Please understand.”

    After that, the priest led me
    to a room deeper inside the church.

    The room looked more like a
    reception room for guests than a place for baptism.

    “Please wait here for a
    moment. I will bring the person who will administer the baptism to
    you, Lady.”

    Ah. So he’s going to bring
    someone.

    But aren’t you a priest too?
    Can’t you perform the baptism yourself?

    Is it because I’m a noble that
    a higher-ranking person has to do it?

    After waiting for a while
    seated in the reception room, the door suddenly swung open, and
    someone entered.

    The first thing I noticed were
    her golden eyes.

    Soft eyes that shone like the
    white moon embedded in the night sky.

    Long, white hair that flowed
    down to her waist.

    Skin so white it seemed almost
    pale.

    A pure white nun’s robe,
    without a single speck of dust.

    If the colour white were to
    take human form, it would look like this beautiful girl who smiled at
    me, a smile that seemed capable of purifying even a demon.

    “Hello, Lady Allen. I am
    Phoebe from the Church of Armadi. People generously call me a saint.”

    Among the characters from Soul
    Academy, she was considered the best in terms of personality.

    She consistently ranked at the
    top for her appearance too.

    Moreover, as befits the title
    of Saint, she was the top healer character, winning the hearts of
    performance enthusiasts—truly a god-tier heroine.

    Some people critiqued her as
    being overly nice and therefore dull and uninteresting apart from her
    looks, but even those spreading such rumours were embraced by her
    excellence.

    She’s one of my favourite
    characters!

    Why is the Saint here?

    Well, it’s not strange for
    her to be here since she must have taken the entrance exam for Soul
    Academy, but why is she meeting me?!

    I was left speechless by her
    appearance, which seemed so beautiful and noble.

    When I saw Phoebe through the
    monitor, even though descriptions like noble or sacred appeared, I
    couldn’t really relate to them.

    It didn’t seem fitting to call
    a woman with a figure so pronounced beneath her loose nun’s robe
    sacred.

    But now, those words resonated
    deeply.

    Ah, how could I have
    entertained such impure thoughts while facing her when I played the
    game?

    Begone, lustful devil!

    This is no place for you!

    “Lady Allen?”

    “Nice to meet you, Sloppy
    Saint.”

    While admiring Phoebe’s
    holiness, I greeted her thoughtlessly, causing the ]Mesugaki] Skill
    to spew out a sloppy comment.

    No, hey! Mesugaki Skill, can’t
    you feel the sanctity she possesses?

    How could you utter such a
    sloppy thing in the presence of such purity that moves all beings?

    How malicious an evil spirit
    are you!

    Even as I resented the
    [Mesugaki] Skill, I sighed in relief.

    Calling her a sloppy saint is
    not the worst thing.

    If it had called Phoebe by the
    community’s nickname like it did with Joy…

    Could Phoebe have maintained
    her smile after being called a lewd saint?

    Should I be thankful or is
    this just a matter of course?

    Phoebe simply smiled, even
    after being called sloppy.

    “Hoho, thank you for
    treating me so casually, my lady.”

    Despite being called sloppy,
    she even thanked me.

    As expected of a saint.

    ‘Here…’

    “What brings you here?”

    “I came to express my
    gratitude first. Thank you for protecting Joy. Thanks to you, Lady
    Allen, Joy was able to return safely.”

    Watching Phoebe bow her head,
    I recalled that Joy and Phoebe had been friends since childhood.

    ‘Joy…’

    “How is Airhead Lady? Is
    she alright?”

    “Pfft. Airhead Lady? So,
    you really call her that?”

    Was she amused by her friend’s
    nickname?

    Phoebe turned her head and
    chuckled, finally calming down before answering that Joy was fine.

    She mentioned that Joy had
    some minor injuries, but she had healed them all. Joy was healthy.

    “She was taken by the
    Duke’s family of Partan this morning, so she’s not here right now.”

    ‘What about Jacob?’

    “And what about that
    little noble?”

    “Little? If you mean
    Jacob, yes, he’s fine too. You don’t need to worry.”

    Thank goodness.

    Neither of them suffered any
    lasting effects.

    I had feared the mental attack
    from the alchemist might have had unknown consequences.

    “Really. It seems you
    call no one by their name.”

    ‘That’s not true.’

    “That’s not true, Sloppy
    Saint.”

    Though sometimes it adds
    ‘sloppy’ or ‘foolish’ in front, there are people like Possell I can
    call by name.

    I still don’t know what the
    conditions are for that.

    “Is that so? I’d like
    to hear it sometime.”

    ‘By the way…’

    “By the way, was your
    visit only to express your thanks, sloppy saint?”

    “No. I have one more
    thing. I heard that Lady Allen is here to receive baptism today.”

    Oh, could it be…

    “I will be in charge of
    that baptism. If you’re not comfortable with this, I can call
    someone else.”

    ‘No! It’s alright!’

    “It doesn’t matter.
    Whether it’s done by the Sloppy Saint or a sloppy priest.”

    “Haha, that’s a relief
    then.”

    Oh my goodness! The day has
    come for me to receive baptism from the saint!

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