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34 – The Magical Girl Surrendered to the Phantom Thief (1)

34 – The Magical Girl Surrendered to the Phantom Thief (1)

“The Mushroom Freak was a pushover, but to evolve this much with just a fragment… amazing…”

“I just tossed it to a random freak to test it out, but it’s a decent result, right?”

There was a figure overlooking the now completely frozen street where the Freak Porcini King had appeared.

A mask resembling a clown, an outfit like a magician.

He stared down at Kay, who had just returned, from behind the mask.

“You’re saying you’ll give me that fragment too?”

“Do you need it?”

“If you give it, I’ll take it.”

“Will you do what I ask?”

“Of course.”

Accepting the floating magic stone fragment from Cookie, the masked freak readily nodded.

“Ho ho. I shall remodel that woman to my liking… I shall make her realize the terror of this body.”

“W-What… is this…?”

I stared at the monitor, trembling with a pale face.

No way. This can’t be happening. This reality is—impossible.

Several days had passed since the fight with the Mushroom Freak. I had been fighting for almost half a day, so I had half given up on the limited-edition character goods being sold out, but thanks to Ruby’s fans in the store who had kept the goods for me, I was able to buy them all… it was touching.

I was able to leave the store feeling warm and fuzzy, basking in everyone’s enthusiastic applause and cheers.

‘The mushroom that guy left is still in my uterus though…’

Occasionally, it would spread spores inside my uterus, and I would become uncontrollably aroused… but so far, nothing major has happened. …I have to do something about it, yeah….

After that, the ‘Ruby Faction’ and the ‘Blue Moon Faction’ reconciled, feeling like comrades united by . There was still some awkwardness, but their love for transcended all disputes.

“As expected, the Ruby Faction is generous. Unlike the petty ‘Blue Moon Faction’ who nitpick.”

I exchanged contact information with Alpha while grinding my teeth. We’re both magical girls, we like the same guy, and ultimately, we’re comrades in , so I wanted to have some connection if possible.

But this girl, true to her role as the leader of the ‘Blue Moon Faction,’ refuses to acknowledge Ruby to the end. She dares to call Ruby a ‘two-faced psycho bitch,’ and I can’t stand to see her spouting such ridiculous views, worthy of the ‘Anal Pig Princess’ Blue Moon’s leader, as if they were divine truth.

However, resorting to violence is out of the question, a means that anyone who loves should never choose. If you’re going to do it, you should cleanly siphon all the money from the enemy’s bank account with Bong’s phishing like Ruby, or turn not just their house but the entire neighborhood into a sea of fire, or tie them up and torment them with dildos and aphrodisiacs until they repent, that’s how the ‘Ruby Faction’ does it.

Yes! My Love! Ruby Ruby!

And so, like elegant fans, we engage in daily flame wars through the community.

[I’ll show you the loveliness of Ruby and the beauty of her pure, untouched pussy!]

[Shut up! I’ll cram the cool charm of Blue Moon and the insane allure that comes from her vulnerable side, only seen when her ass is getting pounded, into your pea-brained head!]

Something like that.

One by one, our comrades joined in our arguments, and the debate gradually became heated. Now, the flames of extreme debate were burning so fiercely that they were almost dividing the community in half….

Recently, the nature of the debate had been going in a strange direction.

“No way… the Ruby Faction is losing…?!”

It’s not the Blue Moon Faction’s fault. The Blue Moon Faction’s members were losing ground as well. Alpha sent me a message in shock, saying that people were leaving their side one by one too.

The cause is a new force.

“Lemon Yellow… that girl wasn’t very popular!”

Witch Girl Lemon Yellow. One of the Witch Girls who plays the main character along with Ruby and Blue Moon. She’s a charming character who, when defeated by the enemy, pees out golden urine with a pffft-! sound.

But unlike Ruby or Blue Moon, Lemon Yellow isn’t very popular. The fans who support Lemon Yellow are a minority… almost no one listens to their stories.

Lemon Yellow isn’t bad. She’s not bad, but her childish figure, which doesn’t suit adult animation, ultimately makes many people turn away. The reason Lemon Yellow’s fans have become a minority is because they’re afraid of being labeled as [Pedo bastards!] or [Loli lovers!].

“‘Peeing Lemon Yellow’… R-Ruby is losing to this kind of video?!”

But recently, the number of fans supporting Lemon Yellow has been increasing rapidly.

It’s all because of the latest episode. There are so many episodes of that I’m still slowly watching the middle part, but in the latest episode that came out recently, the curse placed on Lemon Yellow temporarily disappeared, and she transformed into a form that anyone could see was adult. After the battle, the power that suppressed the curse disappeared, and she became a child again….

But with just that, the community began to heat up.

[Lemon Yellow isn’t just a child character!]. [I, I’ve been waiting for this!!], [It’s like half-and-half chicken, or jjajangmyeon and jjampong… being able to enjoy both a child’s body and an adult’s body at the same time!], [Even as an adult, she’s flat-chested! Flat chests are justice!] Crazy opinions like that were being posted one after another, and even Ruby and Blue Moon supporters were being seduced to that side one by one.

No way.

I can’t allow this…!

“There’s no way I can allow that peeing girl to be better than Ruby!!”

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Bang! Bang! I pounded on the keyboard in anger.

Even Yura, who had been neutral, sent me a message saying, [Sis… these days, I can’t stop thinking about Lemon even when I’m eating, going to the bathroom, in class, or sleeping….]. She was starting to be seduced. This is ridiculous….

As a core fan of Ruby, I can’t lose.

I have to make up for it somehow!

“First, I need to post a new post in the community… a post that can show the greatness of Ruby’s pure white pussy—”

“Hi hi da nyang. A freak has appeared nyang. Time to sortie nyang.”

“Shut up! I’m busy right now! Come back in 72 hours, Squid Fairy!”

“If you don’t come out in 5 seconds, how about I transfer something into your uterus nyang? An apple? A pear? A watermelon? Pick what you want nyang.”

“You shouldn’t play with food aht!”

I burst out the door as if to break it down.

The place where the freak appeared this time was F Ward. A close place, only a 10-minute walk from where I live. I transformed and jumped over the buildings, so it took less than 3 minutes to arrive.

The costume I transformed into this time was the . As the word ‘detective’ suggests, it’s a costume with a checkered Holmes hat reminiscent of Sherlock Holmes, and a shirt and cape of the same brown checkered pattern as the hat. I even have a detective-like magnifying glass in one hand.

The problem is that, thanks to the word ‘sexy’ being attached, both the shirt and the cape are so short that they barely cover my breasts, and the bottoms are just beige checkered panties to match the top, and to make matters worse, the top doesn’t close in the middle, so the middle of my breasts is completely exposed.

Are you kidding me.

Is this even clothes.

I don’t know if I’m doing magical girl work or cosplay work these days.

“What is this….”

Anyway.

Arriving at the scene, I looked around with a dumbfounded expression. It was a terrible sight.

The streets hadn’t been transformed grotesquely like with the Mushroom Freak. But I could see people who hadn’t been able to escape the freak’s appearance, collapsed with expressions of despair.

They were just sitting on the floor, making large puddles right below them.

『I, I can’t get up…』

『If I try to move… it comes out again….』

『Peeing my pants at this age… bedwetting, no way…!』

Regardless of gender, citizens with their pants or skirts soaked, unable to do anything.

At that terrible sight, I involuntarily covered my mouth.

“Whew~ You’ve finally arrived, magical girl. Extracting magic power from ordinary people was too unsatisfying. I’ve been waiting for you?”

The one who said that was a masked freak in strange clothes. The cloak and large hat made him look like a magician, or perhaps a phantom thief from a story.

“This… is this your doing?”

“That’s right. This is the work of the Phantom Thief Freak, Lupin, ho ho!”

Giving a name similar to some phantom thief, Lupin bowed politely.

He really looks like a magician… his actions are exaggerated.

“How can you do such a terrible thing! Don’t you Mekrak people have hearts?!”

“Hearts? Hearts, you say? Are you joking? Do you people bother to care about livestock when they defecate? Do you despise them? Do you mock them?”

Is he seeing humans as livestock?

“Ah, but magical girl, you are different. You are my precious magic power tank? And if it’s your disgrace, who has defeated so many freaks… I’m sure I can enjoy it.”

I couldn’t see it because it was covered by the mask, but I felt like he was smirking.

“…I’m relieved that you’re trash.”

Anyway, I was grateful that he answered like that. Now I can just kill him without thinking. I need to go back and post a post to push out Lemon Yellow!

“Ho ho! Are you sure, magical girl? You’re going to face this body alone? Something terrible might happen.”

“What, are you scared?”

“No. You’re welcome. It’s what I wanted. Come on, then! Ho ho ho ho!”

Towards the freak who confidently spread his arms, I kicked off the ground and flew like a rocket.

“Hoh…?”

I could see the masked freak panicking. It’s too late to regret it now!

“Yaaaaaaaah!”

I didn’t hesitate and threw a punch with all my might towards the mask. It’s a blow that shatters concrete walls and boulders alike. No one can withstand it once they’re hit.

Thwack! A sonic boom rang out, and I simply swung my limbs and landed a little distance away.

Chiiiiiziiiik… The shoes, shaped like loafers, and the asphalt floor rubbed together, leaving black marks.

‘…What is this, there’s no impact.’

The mask was broken, but there was no sensation that I had touched the freak’s body that should have been underneath. If that were the case, shattered pieces of flesh would have been flying everywhere.

Looking around with a suspicious expression,

“Ho ho! My, my, I’m surprised. As I heard, you have tremendous strength. And speed…. I wouldn’t be able to survive if I took that head-on.”

Flapping his cloak, the masked freak Lupin appeared as if springing out of the shadows where there was definitely no one. There was definitely no one there?!

Teleportation…? No, what is this, it’s like magic.

“Are you a magician?”

“My main job is a freak, and my side jobs are things like magician, clown, or phantom thief, but you can see me however you like.”

“…I don’t care, but.”

I rushed in again. But this time too, Lupin disappeared with a nonchalant attitude, and I had no choice but to swing at empty air.

“Don’t run away, you trash!”

“…I’ll die if I get hit. Ho ho!”

“Then die!”

“Are you someone who doesn’t understand words….”

“Shut up! I’m busy with and ‘Lemon Yellow’ right now! I don’t have time to be doing this! Just die quietly! Don’t be a nuisance!”

Augh, I’m so pissed!

I’m going crazy because he’s dodging like a slippery loach! I stomped my feet a few times in annoyance, and the asphalt floor cracked and flew up. The masked freak seemed to gulp.

“As I heard, you’re barbaric. It’s not fitting for the attitude of a detective trying to catch me… shall I make you a little more docile?”

“Bullshit. Bite your tongue and die, attention whore.”

“…What kind of language is that… if you’re going to use that kind of language, don’t wear a detective outfit! Right now, it’s clearly an elegant situation of ‘Detective vs. Freak,’ isn’t it?!”

The phantom thief shouted madly, seemingly angry.

Well… it seems like he likes this kind of thing. Well, if his outfit and speech are all part of the concept, it makes sense.

“Hey, you. Unlike you, who’s shamelessly wearing a chuunibyou outfit, I just happened to get caught up in this, okay? Is the situation the same for someone who wears what they want and someone who’s forced to wear it? Huh? I don’t want to cater to you.”

When I told him, flapping my cape, the masked freak stared at me blankly, then finally shrugged and shook his head.

“I wish you would be a little ashamed of parading around the streets in that state… of course, it looks good, though.”

…I guess so.

Come to think of it, apart from simply being revealing, it’s amazing that I’m standing here confidently without covering my panties at all. When I first became a magical girl, I would have been fidgeting, worrying about what people thought.

There have been so many things happening lately, and this kind of outfit is everyday life in , so I guess my senses have become dulled.

Let’s see… come to think of it, in episode 17 of the first season of , Ruby realized a similar situation and definitely said this, right?

I crossed my arms, spread my legs shoulder-width apart in an arrogant pose, and shouted confidently.

“There’s nothing shameful about my beautiful body! So I’m not ashamed at all! Even if I do the hula dance naked, I’m not~~~ ashamed—of…….. um…….”

…I tried to imitate Ruby’s line, but now that I’ve done it, I’m embarrassed.

I want to die….

The masked freak, seeing me like that, quietly stared at me for a while, then,

“Heh, heh….”

Pwahahahahahahaha! he laughed loudly, making the streets tremble.

…No, I think my line was stupid, but it’s a bit much to laugh like that.

“Ho ho! I love that spirit. The more that kind of woman is, the more delicious it is when she’s soaked in shame and her face turns bright red. This Freak Lupin will treat you with all his might!”

No… I don’t need any treatment, just die quietly….

Lupin raised one hand. Then, a hole suddenly opened in the space, and a magic mushroom fragment similar to the one I had seen recently floated down.

“Huh?! You, that?!”

“It’s a magic stone fragment full of magic power. You may have seen it recently. Ho ho.”

Like with Porcini King, the magic stone in Lupin’s hand disappeared as if melting into his body.

At the same time, I felt an indescribable, strange air enveloping Lupin’s body.

“Hoo… this is, magic power… good… it seems like it will take time to digest it efficiently, but…. Hoh?!”

Thwack!

I punched with all my might again to prevent Lupin from doing anything. But this time too, only the cloak and mask were left behind, and the body disappeared.

…What principle is this guy using?

“Now, magical girl. Then this time, I’ll teach you what shame is.”

The place where he appeared this time was less than 5m away from me.

If I recklessly rush in, I’ll miss him like before. To figure out what the gimmick is, I glared fiercely at Lupin, and Lupin, receiving my gaze, just stood there blankly with his palm facing me.

“What are you… Haugh?!”

That was all, but I felt the strength leaving my body. My legs were shaking. I couldn’t stand at all. If I stood here like this, something terrible would happen…!

Clatter, I dropped the magnifying glass I was still holding. With my empty hand, I covered my crotch.

I suddenly had an insane urge to pee…!

‘Those people from earlier… this is what happened to them…?’

I thought back to the people I had seen earlier. I should have immediately considered this possibility when I saw them…!

“W-What are you doing…!”

“Ho-ho. How is my ability? I jumped from Lv.3 to Lv.7 in one go… Originally, I had to touch the body directly, but it seems to work fine even from this distance.”

“Ugh……!”

“You need to pee, don’t you? Don’t you? You can just let it out, you know?”

The Phantom Lupan wiggled his fingers. With each movement of his hand, as if playing an instrument, I trembled as I felt my insides, especially my bladder, being poked.

N-No… I can’t like this… unnn……!

“Oh, you’re still holding on? I should help you a little.”

“D-Don’t… come…….”

“Ho-ho. That distorted face goes very well with your detective outfit, Mademoiselle. Haa… I can’t wait to gulp down your mana-filled pee……!”

The Phantom Lupan, panting and approaching with a dangerous air. I desperately tried to get away, but I felt like I would burst if I moved even a step, so I had no choice but to watch Lupan come. I was so focused on holding back my urine that my mind went blank, and I couldn’t even think of fighting back.

Lupan came closer and reached out to me, defenseless――towards my pure white abdomen, above my bladder, right above the ‘Lust Mark’ that was subtly glowing, and gently stroked it with his gloved hand.

“Eek, kyaaaaaaaaak?!”

At that moment, I couldn’t hold it in any longer and barely released the strength I had been giving. It felt like something had been forcibly opened.

Yellow liquid soaked my panties, pierced through the fabric, and splattered on the floor.

“Hiiiiiiiiick?!”

But it was just a simple urination phenomenon, I just couldn’t hold it in and peed… I trembled with pleasure that burned my whole body.

A climax of pleasure similar to being wildly stabbed inside and filled with semen.

That, every time warm pee flowed through my urethra, it echoed inside me like electric torture.

“Ho-ho. How is it, the sensation of the urethra that has turned into an erogenous zone? … This is my second skill. Originally, it was just a little ticklish and made you lose strength… but it seems the effect has become stronger.”

“Ah, ahhh……..”

The Phantom Lupan looked down at me with amusement, as I sat on the floor, trembling from the afterglow of the pleasure flowing through my urethra.

Author’s Note

Ho-ho!