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30 – The Magical Girl Surrendered to the Mushroom (2)

30 – The Magical Girl Surrendered to the Mushroom (2)

Could it be… I can’t believe I’m not the only one walking around in broad daylight dressed like this.

I was genuinely surprised.

What’s this guy doing?

Is he out of his mind?

Of course, his outfit is better than mine, which looks like something you wouldn’t even wear in a cheap hostess bar…

But he looked even more surprised than I was.

“You, in that outrageous getup… do you happen to know a fairy named Cookie…?”

Huh? Cookie?

“How do you know Cookie?”

“So… you too.”

Suddenly, his eyes filled with pity.

“That means… you’re a guy too, right?”

“Huh?!”

You, ‘too’?!

The blonde didn’t say anything more. She just shook her head sadly.

No… but she’s so pretty? Pretty but inside… that’s what she is? I’m pretty too, though!

“What, you don’t believe me?”

No, it’s just that you’re suddenly throwing this reality at me, and I don’t know how to react.

“Want me to prove it? Proof that I’m being messed with by Cookie’s bad taste.”

“Huh?”

The blonde hesitated, looked around, sighed, muttered, “I’m a guy, so it’s okay, I’m a guy, so it’s okay…” and then grabbed the hem of her frilly skirt and lifted it up.

Flap-

“Heh?”

What I saw was a small, peach-like mound. The neatly closed labia were clearly visible beneath the shadow of the skirt.

Wh-wh-what…

No panties?!

“A slut?!”

“It’s because of Cookie… and by the way, I’m not wearing anything up top either.”

The blonde said wearily.

No, no panties and no bra?! In broad daylight?!

…In, incredible… incredible.

And the clerk at the counter was seriously considering whether to call the police because of the sudden appearance of two sluts (us).

* * *

The blonde magical girl’s name is Alpha. It’s probably not her real name, of course…

“I don’t even remember my old name. I was so confused, wondering if I was a girl from birth.”

Yeah! Yeah!

Right! Right!

When I nodded in agreement, Alpha smiled happily. I could see tears of emotion welling up in her eyes. Is she that happy?

“No, but doesn’t it scare you to think you’re the only one in the world in this weird situation? Makes you wonder if something’s wrong with your head!”

“Totally~~~! I get that feeling!”

“Ugh… seriously, it’s like finding a lifeboat while adrift. I’m so relieved. Oh, do you need a ‘Tatara Dog’? Do you want it?”

“No, no. I’ve got everything I need. You keep it, you keep it.”

Thanks to that, we were able to bond over cursing Cookie and create a pretty heartwarming atmosphere.

I have a feeling this friend will be a good connection for a long time to come. A friendship that grows stronger as we experience the same kind of hardships and trials…

A friendship where we can be generous and accepting of each other no matter what mistakes we make… ahhh…

“Oh, but I’m sorry.”

“Huh?”

“Is it because I swept up all the last Blue Moon character goods that you had to pick something like that?

If you were in your right mind, you wouldn’t buy character goods of that psycho bitch…

But I can understand if you’re planning to burn it in a fit of anger.”

Ge…generous…?

“…Huh? What did you just say about Ruby…?”

“Huh? Oh, didn’t you hear me right? Ruby from Witch Girl is a two-faced psycho bitch, right? That’s the mainstream opinion in the community too.

Oh, before I came here, some crazy guy posted some nonsense about how Ruby in episode 13 of season 7 was a gift from God, so I was diligently leaving comments as part of my enlightenment campaign…

Seriously, there are a few of those weirdos out there. People who wear their heads as decorations. Or maybe their brains are stuffed with udon noodles――”

Before Alpha could finish speaking, my fist was already flying through the air with a sonic boom.

But Alpha didn’t even blink, just tilted her head to dodge it easily.

With a terrifying sound, a storm-like wind swept through the shop. And I was trying to control my strength, too.

But, I see.

So this guy… was that guy!

“So it was you, nickname BlueMoonUnionPresident! I wondered who was leaving those crazy comments on my posts!”

“How do you know my community nickname…? Oh, the comments… so you’re RubyLickLick! I thought you had a crazy sense of nicknames…!”

What’s wrong with my nickname!

People are most beautiful when they are true to their instincts.

Before I knew it, people had gathered around us. Some were wondering what the fight was about, but once they understood the situation, half of them gathered behind me and half behind Alpha.

It seemed that the audience was neatly divided into the Ruby faction and the Blue Moon faction.

『Unlike the Blue Moon, who is steeped in cold reality, Ruby is a true magical girl who shouts dreams and hope!』

『You call that psycho a magical girl?! That crazy bitch who wipes out other people’s balances and shouts ‘Justice!’?!』

『These bastards are crossing the line?!』

『Shut up! A bitch like Ruby needs to be captured by tentacles and raped for a month straight to come to her senses!』

『Blue Moon is a masochist who feels it in her ass! Just stick a wooden rod up her ass and her true nature will come out!』

『『Come at me, you bastards!!!』』

…….

Taking advantage of our fight, these people were venting their usual frustrations with murderous intent.

Ugh, the things they’re saying are so brutal that it’s hard to bear. That’s why otaku are like this… I’m glad I’m not an otaku.

“So, I was kind enough to leave comments to enlighten you… and you’re still simping for Ruby? You have no intention of changing your mind?”

“If I change my mind?”

“Praise Blue Moon. Then you will be saved!”

Is he crazy?

“I’ll be loyal to Ruby for life. I can’t forget Ruby’s pure white pussy――no, no, her eyes full of hope and love in the uncensored version of season 2 episode 5.”

“I can’t forget the uncensored version of season 3 episode 13, Blue Moon’s anal torture arc――no, no, her composure and her unwavering spirit in the face of adversity….”

“You no-panty slut!”

“And you, dressed in such an outrageous outfit!”

I’ll never be able to understand this guy!

Alpha was holding a strangely shaped gun in her hand before I knew it. I put down the Ruby character goods and clenched my fists. I was fully prepared to attack at any moment.

The inside of the store was a mess of curses and heated arguments, and a tense atmosphere flowed between us.

At that moment.

“Meow. You guys sure know how to keep things interesting, meow.”

With a leisurely voice, Cookie popped out of a door that appeared in the empty air.

“A monster has appeared, meow. Come out right now, meow.”

“Shut up. This is an important moment.”

“A trash fairy who can’t read the room.”

Cookie frowned as if she was upset.

“If you don’t come out in 10 seconds, I’ll have you both bred with horses, meow.”

We both quickly ran out of the store without a word.

* * *

“Gwahahaha! I am the Mushroom Monster Porcini Prince! I will cover this Earth with my spores――mushroooom?!”

The mushroom-headed monster barely dodged the kick that I launched with all my might as I jumped out of the building.

“Don’t dodge!”

“Gwah… that was close, mushroom….”

When Alpha and I arrived, the street had already turned into a demonic realm.

Wow… the space between the buildings is covered in mushrooms. Is he spreading spores or something? It’s scary and a little gross.

Bang-!

“Mushroom?!”

The bullet fired by Alpha pierced the mushroom monster’s mushroom head. The monster staggered, but didn’t fall. The pierced head quickly filled back in with a shlurp- sound.

He has a healing ability, it seems… so what do we do?

“It seems all the civilians have evacuated. I saw a few people crushed by mushrooms, so I helped them escape….”

“There are no more civilians around, meow.”

Thud- Crunch.

I tripped the mushroom’s feet and stomped on its chest muscles.

“So, anything else to say? Should I just kill you like this? Or are you strong enough to beat two magical girls?”

“Gwah… you slut…!”

“Who are you calling a slut?”

“Gwahoooo……!”

When I put more force into my foot stomping on its chest, the mushroom monster writhed and groaned in pain.

A muscular body like a gym bro with a mushroom-shaped head and hands writhing under my feet.

And since it’s stark naked, its dick keeps dangling around… it’s a pretty disgusting sight. Ugh, I don’t want to see it.

Anyway, a normal monster is about this strong.

Last time, the magical girl Danae betrayed me, so I was dragged off by the Bebees and suffered this and that, but most monsters are just guys who can be smashed to pieces with one punch. It’s boring to fight them.

“…….”

“Gwahaha. What are you thinking about while stepping on me, mushroom?”

“Nothing, really.”

It’s just that.

I didn’t think about when I was captured by the Bebees, or that I felt a strange sense of regret… I didn’t… I won’t.

Your body remembers the pleasure of submission. You are always ready to submit to your opponent. Occasionally, your body may not be able to resist the urge to submit on its own.>

Because the clothes are so short, I could see the tattoo of the uterus mark, half-hidden by the skirt, shining faintly below my exposed navel.

Ugh, seriously.

I was just thinking about it!

“Gwah, hahaha! Two magical girls… that’s good, mushroom.”

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“Huh?”

“Did you think that I, Porcini Prince, was just dawdling here for no reason! All of you! To lure out you magical girl bitches! Gwahahahaha!”

What is he saying?

It was annoying to listen to, so I put force into my foot and stomped lightly.

Kwaang-!

Then the monster’s body exploded grotesquely, and spiderweb-like cracks spread across the asphalt road centered on my foot.

…I just stepped on it lightly.

It seemed that what was flowing from the monster’s body wasn’t blood, as its entire body was covered in strange fluids.

And a lot of powder flew around, making my nose tickle and causing me to sneeze, “Hachoo!”

“Ugh…… he should have just died quietly.”

“You always have such an unsophisticated way of handling things. That’s why Ruby simps are like this.”

“And you just made one little hole and called it a day?”

“If I was serious, this whole street would have disappeared.”

“If I was serious, the Earth would have disappeared.”

“You guys are so childish, meow.”

Cookie sighed at our bickering again.

“And the monster’s presence hasn’t disappeared yet, meow.”

“What?”

A little away from where the mushroom monster, Porcini Prince, had been shattered, something that looked like a person sprouted up like a mushroom.

The Porcini Prince, who had just exploded, was alive again in his original form!

“Gwahahahaha! I have obtained new power! Unless you destroy all the mushrooms and spores in this place, I will not be defeated, mushroom!”

“New power…?”

“This is it!”

The mushroom monster, receiving my questioning gaze, raised one hand.

Then, a shining crystal appeared as if sprouting from the empty air.

“As long as I have this new power, I will not die! Even if I die, I will be reborn as new spores! Now, tremble in fear and bow your heads, you magical girl pig bitches!”

……Huh, it looks really familiar, I thought, and then I realized it was a magic stone.

It was quite large, but smaller than the ones I had taken from the Bebees’ hideout.

No, it’s smaller, but if you divided it into 4 equal parts, it would be about that size…?

Hmm…?

“Ha, that’s why Ruby simps are like this. Just like Ruby in season 1 episode 18, who relied on firepower like a crazy psycho and was caught by the Kraken monster and had all her holes filled.”

While I was wondering, Alpha stepped forward, scratching my nerves.

“If you’re going to simp for that airhead, step back. From now on, I’ll show you the amazing work that Blue Moon is capable of.”

Is she going to shoot again like before? I thought, but Alpha was holding something round like a compact instead of a gun.

It looked like a pocket watch, or maybe a stopwatch.

When she pressed the switch on the end with a click, a number appeared in the center, and then changed to another number in quick succession with a click-click-click-click sound.

“Alpha’s costume changes according to the number that comes up on that Lucky Roulette, meow. The higher the number, the more powerful the costume she transforms into, meow.”

“If it’s random, isn’t it the same as me?”

“You have a certain balance in any costume, but Alpha’s is based on the count, so there’s no balance, meow. Even if the main body is weak, it wouldn’t be strange if a dress with the specs to destroy the Earth came out as the costume, meow.”

While Cookie was explaining diligently, the numbers on the Lucky Roulette began to change more slowly.

“Mushroom head. Level 5 would be enough for you, but if an 8 or 9 comes out, I’ll apologize in advance? Because you’ll be in a really miserable state.”

Alpha confidently raised the Lucky Roulette high.

With a final click, Alpha’s body was enveloped in light.

“Now! Behold!! This magnificent figure!!!”

Before long, the light disappeared, leaving only a chest covering and a piece of cloth barely covering her private parts, like something you’d see in a historical drama.

The number ‘0’ was displayed on the Lucky Roulette.

“The costume is good, but she’s just unlucky, meow. I’ve never seen her get a 6 or higher, meow.”

* * *

I was laughing at Alpha in her beggar’s rags, clutching my stomach and gasping for breath for a long time.

“Huh……?”

Suddenly, my vision blurred and my body lost strength. And my body was hot, and my nipples and private parts started to itch. This, this familiar feeling is….!

In the corner of my vision, Alpha was also collapsing like me.

A love drug? When did I get hit?

“Gwahahaha! You bitches are putting on a skit while ignoring me. This area is already full of my paralyzing spores and love drug spores. You’ll get addicted just by breathing, mushroom!”

“Th, this…!”

Around the mushroom monster, Porcini Prince, who was shouting confidently, guys with the same appearance as him began to sprout up.

Just like the main body, they were all naked, and my face turned pale in an instant at the sight of their dicks dangling around.

“Go, my clones! Rape the magical girl bitches and plant spores inside them, mushroom!”

Both Alpha and I were instantly swept away by the wave of muscular, naked bodies.

Author’s Note

Mushroom mushroom.

I wondered what this was even as I was writing it.