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1 – The Incident of Me, OO, Becoming a Magical Girl

1 – The Incident of Me, OO, Becoming a Magical Girl

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Just what happened? What on earth went wrong?

“Waaah! Don’t come closer, don’t come closer!”

I was running desperately through a dark alley.

Coming outside at this hour was a mistake. I screwed up. This isn’t right.

To end up like this just because I thought it was “just a convenience store”…

I want to beat the crap out of the me from ten minutes ago.

“Stop… right there…!”

The world has gone mad.

Since the appearance of the weirdos, the crazy monsters, about ten years ago, they’ve been showing up without a holiday, attacking people.

They kidnap men and turn them into monsters, and subject women to unspeakable, humiliating acts.

I’m a healthy man. I even recently completed my mandatory military service.

I’m definitely a man. I’m a man according to my family registry, and clearly a man in terms of physical structure.

If I, of all people, were caught by those weirdos, I’d just turn into another suspicious monster.

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I wouldn’t mind if it was a humanoid type, but what if my head turned into a mushroom, or both my hands turned into drills?

Or maybe I’d become something like a hybrid of a pig and a dog,

Or maybe adamantium claws like Wolverine would grow between my fingers. It’s a sad reality.

However.

While running, the thought occurred to me that it might be better to become such a gruesome monster.

That’s how overwhelmingly terrifying the thing chasing me was.

Just imagining it makes my teeth chatter, my legs feel weak, and my hands tremble.

No. Please.

Don’t come closer. Don’t come near me.

Not that. Please, not that…!

“Ugh! Shit…!”

Lost in terror and running pathetically, I tripped and fell.

A blunder. To fall in this situation is absurd.

“Heh, heh heh heh… Finally, finally caught up…”

“No… No! Don’t come closer! I said don’t! Why me! No!”

I screamed like a madman and tried to crawl away, but it was no use.

The non-human entity before my eyes—a fairy resembling a palm-sized cat plush—pointed at me with its dainty hand and declared confidently!

“Nya! Human, I hereby appoint you as a glorious Magical Girl nya!”

“Nooooooooo~~~~~~~~~!!!!”

Author’s Note

Please treat me well.