Chapter 99: The Fuming President [R-18]

I told him to only use it under my direct supervision…!

What an incorrigible Onahole Man.

Aside from that, everything else had been perfect.

What Isabella, a master of combat herself, particularly appreciated was his build-up before the close-quarters fight began.

He’d created the impression that he was “weak in close combat,” making his opponent rush in recklessly.

Then, at the most decisive moment, he unleashed his secondary specialty, his fighting skill. It was a thing of beauty.

When Nika, who possessed a talent for 「Elasticity」, staggered after taking a few hits to the stomach, the corporate scouts were genuinely shocked.

“Look up Kim Sang-hyeok’s database! Hurry!”

“Anything coming up?”

“What kind of talent is Personality Excretion?”

Seridwen gazed at Kim Sang-hyeok with eyes dripping with honey, smiling beautifully as if she’d just thought of a private, amusing joke.

“Hehe.”

“Ma’am, this is no time to be laughing. That boy, while under official observation, is so brazenly…”

“What’s with him shouting his skill names? So cute~.”

It was a strange thing.

…The unpleasant phrase “Womb Punch” was actually making the women laugh.

The male students might have felt it was a bit unfair, but what could they do when the situation itself was so amusing?

No one was in the mood to take issue with Kim Sang-hyeok’s earnest cry of “Womb Punch.”

With even Seridwen laughing, it was clear he had won their favor.

Isabella, however, felt a little uneasy.

Kim Sang-hyeok… What are you planning to do?

「Personality Excretion」 was a vulgar and sordid power.

Having witnessed the great disaster—the excretion incident—firsthand, she was all the more worried.

But Kim Sang-hyeok just forged ahead with brutal honesty.

Isabella didn’t know it, but this had always been his way out.

When Stella had framed him as a pervert who secretly filmed her, he broke through head-on with an honest-to-goodness wrestling match.

Even with Personality Excretion as his main skill, he shouted its name with the bold spirit of a shonen manga protagonist.

He’d even frankly revealed that his talent was being an “Onahole Collector.”

Isabella suddenly recalled a conversation she’d had with him.

Back when she was forcing him to excrete Kushina…

「Let me ask you one thing. Could you do it, President?」

I can.

She remembered answering just that.

She’d said that even if her talent had been to perform a ridiculous dance, she would have done it.

But could she have done it “to that extent”?

If you asked her if she could have shaken her ass while shouting, “Isabella’s Ridiculous Dance!” she honestly didn’t have the confidence.

「Not just anyone can do that, President.」

You’re right, Kim Sang-hyeok.

Isabella thought to herself.

Your brazen use of Personality Excretion… that’s also something not just anyone can do.

The exchange event proceeded with the atmosphere of a popular sporting event being watched live. The cheers of the current students were even mixed in.

Exciting incidents were breaking out one after another, and the protagonist of them all was Kim Sang-hyeok.

Everyone was watching the content with delight, unable to tear their eyes away.

“Hilaria is appearing!”

“Adjust coordinates, zoom in!”

The face of a beautiful, red-haired warrior, smiling arrogantly while hanging from a cliff, was shown in close-up on the screen.

“She’s been waiting while hanging from that cliff this whole time?”

“That’s insane. This year’s first-years!”

“She could probably come straight into the third year.”

Isabella whispered to Evangeline.

“Hilaria? Who is she?”

“She’s the one who became the world bouldering champion in the Hunter Association’s middle school division. Her talent is 「Climbing」.”

“Climbing?”

“A video of her sleeping while hanging by one finger from a crack as small as a fingernail got 30 million views.”

It was a good ability that could synergize well with a weapon-type masterpiece. She was undoubtedly a top-tier prospect among the first-years.

The necromancer 「Kibele」 also had a necromancy talent that allowed her to create her own army using the lives of the dead as tokens. Not a few scouts believed she would have the highest value among the first-years once she developed.

“All we need now is the Sword Saint’s daughter!”

“Is Quintia not there?”

Quintia was someone Isabella knew well.

She was the spitting image of her mother, the Sword Saint, in her youth, and was said to boast talent even greater than the Sword Saint’s at that age.

Her market value was already said to exceed 100 million Coins.

The fact that she wasn’t on screen likely meant she was carrying out another mission somewhere else.

“Ma’am, has Quintia not appeared yet?”

“She’ll come out at the end.”

“I spoke with the master of this domain, and they said Quintia is hard to balance.”

“…Is that so?”

As if an outer god was her personal texting buddy.

In any case, if this was the balanced situation, then the core of the rebel army was, without a doubt, Kim Sang-hyeok.

But…

Are you really going to do it, Kim Sang-hyeok?

Isabella was well aware that the Onahole Man’s main skill was Personality Excretion.

Even the Student Council President had no intention of telling him to do nothing when his opponents were coming at him with swords and knives.

However…

Was it really okay to reveal it so openly?

How would the world see it?

Kim Sang-hyeok might be pointed at, scorned, and even expelled from the academy.

And yet.

“Personality Excretion!!”

As if to say, “So what?” the Kim Sang-hyeok on the screen shouted coolly!

“Smash!!”

“Guh?!”

Seridwen laughed happily.

He was so serious, shouting “Personality Excretion, Personality Excretion.”

His natural-born clownishness was so funny that those watching couldn’t hold back their laughter.

For some reason, Isabella felt her own deadpan expression was about to crack.

…I am the last bastion of this academy’s dignity.

It wasn’t just his unique battle cry; the fact that the twin sisters, who were actually quite resistant to blows, were left reeling from a single punch was a strange sight.

The scouts were busy taking notes.

“I can’t see it, but it looks like there’s something there.”

“He has a variety of useful skills.”

“Is he a hybrid type who uses magic as well?”

The scouts’ eyes were sharp.

No one knew for sure that the 「Invisible Onahole」 Kushina was intervening in the battle, but everyone was now realizing it. Kim Sang-hyeok had been hiding a level of skill that could match the A-rank twin sisters until today.

“President, look at this. The number of viewers on the official stream is 20 times higher than usual.”

“This is the biggest hit of the quarter.”

The phone Evangeline showed the president offered a glimpse into the current public opinion.

– 「Kim Sang-hyeok is at his cheapest right now.」
– 「D-ranks at academies these days, damnㄷㄷ」
– 「Are there any open spots for Kim Sang-hyeok’s girlfriend?」

“The message boards are on fire!”

“…”

“President?”

“…It’s getting too overheated.”

Putting aside the issue of hiding 「Personality Excretion」, he was drawing the attention of far too many people.

“What’s the problem?”

“All this cheering could turn into criticism and finger-pointing aimed at the academy.”

Kim Sang-hyeok had now steeled his resolve.

It was because the twin sisters hadn’t given up even after a taste of his Personality Excretion punch.

Isabella had also experienced that “taste.”

Just imagining the twin sisters getting hit by Sang-hyeok’s full-power excretion punch, Isabella felt the sensation from that day return, her womb clenching tightly.

Don’t do it, Kim Sang-hyeok.

All this cheering will turn to condemnation.

“Onahole Collector Kim Sang-hyeok, this is a fight with us sisters!”

“A one-on-one match with our honor on the line!”

Full-power mode Kim Sang-hyeok slowly walked forward.

Suddenly, a ‘flash’ of light erupted, and the twin sisters, who had been charging in a straight line, stopped in their tracks.

In that fatal opening,

“Personality Excretion Smash!!”

Kim Sang-hyeok’s weight-driven rear-hand body blow exploded against the twin sisters’ stomachs.

“Nggghhh!!”

A beast-like scream, as if she had let go of everything, filled the screen.

Flinch.

Isabella unconsciously clenched her buttocks slightly.

Pretending it was just a natural Kegel exercise…

The sight of Sanvika pissing herself as she expelled the jelly ended up being broadcast on the live stream.

And it didn’t end there.

Kim Sang-hyeok’s 「Personality Excretion Moonlight」.

A Moonlight rubber bullet slammed into Kannika’s stomach.

Kannika, too, with her butt in the air, squeezed out a long, glistening strand of jelly that sparkled like a jewel.

The audio was too quiet to pick up the sound, but as if to confirm the kill, the camera even captured the sight of him placing his foot on her butt to make her squeeze out the rest.

Isabella’s vision swam.

The situation was different now from when she’d said she would just eliminate him if he turned into a villain.

If Kim Sang-hyeok did this, she, as his supervisor, would also have to take responsibility.

“Just watch with a calm heart. It was bound to be revealed someday,” Seridwen said.

“The timing is too soon. The level of attention is too high.”

“Most bad things seem bigger because you worry about them.”

Isabella just hoped that Kim Sang-hyeok wouldn’t turn to the dark side and become the worst villain on Earth.

“President! Sang-hyeok is trending in real-time!”

Isabella squeezed her eyes shut.

In her imagination, “Villain-hyeok” insolently pushed the Student Council President against a wall, pressing down hard on her stomach as he spoke.

「What color is the noble Student Council President’s jelly?」

「Kuh…! Don’t… press my stomach… Hngh… Stop… I trusted you…」

「You’re going to have to show me… Isabella…」

…

The sudden realization that she was having such an embarrassing fantasy made her shake her head in shame.

…There’s no way I would lose to a villainous Kim Sang-hyeok, not even in a million years.

“…What’s the reaction? Is he confirmed as a villain?”

Evangeline tilted her head.

“They’re calling him… the Academy Jelly Man?”

The term the public had picked instead of 「Onahole Man」 was the harmless and playful nickname, Jelly Man.

The Academy Jelly Man, Kim Sang-hyeok.

Countless clickbait articles, churned out in under a minute, were flooding the internet, saying he was becoming a hot topic not just for his handsome face, but for his unique ability…

The public opinion was strangely favorable.

It was something even Isabella hadn’t expected. Who would have thought that Personality Excretion would satisfy the fickle tastes of the masses?

“He’s the number one trending topic! The Academy Jelly Man! And the reactions are positive.”

“Is that so?”

Isabella felt a sense of relief from somewhere deep inside.

“Did you perhaps do something, Ma’am?”

“Me? Why?”

“I heard you were working to protect Kim Sang-hyeok’s academy life.”

“It would be strange for me to shield him from the attention or exhaustion that comes from his own actions.”

That was true, too.

“Ask him. I think the culprit is arriving now.”

The Chairman of Essol Academy, Wilhelm, smoothly approached the Student Council President and Seridwen.

“Chairman?”

“I deployed the response team immediately. Videos of his hero activities have also been uploaded.”

“…”

“They were edited appropriately.”

It was image manipulation.

Before negative public opinion could spread, they had circulated videos of the “Onahole Man” to give him the image of a fresh, new hero still attending the academy.

Kim Sang-hyeok’s Personality Excretion was packaged as the “cheerful hero activities” of a handsome and well-behaved male student who just happened to get a vulgar ability.

“If you get any questions, Isabella, I need a favor. You have to let them know that you have him on a tight leash.”

“Yes. Understood.”

Now, she had no choice but to play dumb and pretend he had been under her strict supervision all along.

It was a necessary lie for the sake of the academy.

“It’s a huge relief he’s gained a cheerful image. It was easy to steer things in that direction.”

Evangeline giggled.

“It’s because Sang-hyeok is so handsome!”

“…The most unexpected part is that his ability is receiving support from women.”

Did it mean that as long as you were handsome, it didn’t matter if your power was Personality Excretion?

Isabella let out a dumbfounded sigh, yet she felt a sense of relief somewhere inside.

And with that relief came annoyance.

I told him to only use Personality Excretion when I was supervising, and he couldn’t hold back and slammed it into a female student!?

…We’ll see about this when it’s over, Kim Sang-hyeok.

Isabella glared at the Kim Sang-hyeok on the screen, her beautiful eyes narrowed sharply.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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