Chapter 97: The Blonde Twin Sisters, The Shock and Awe of Personality Excretion [R-18]

Hilaria dashed across the chain bridge faster than anyone, cutting down Imperial soldiers.

“I, Hilaria, will protect the True Queen! So give me a general’s position later!”

Isolde must have heard her, because she answered while filming with her smartphone.

“I’ll give you the Grand General seat when this is over!”

“Heh, I guess I’ll have to fight worthy of the title, then!”

Hilaria’s spirit soared even higher.

Just then, a black-haired, glasses-wearing mage summoned an enormous skeletal figure and swatted Hilaria away with its bony arm.

Gasp.

“Cut the crap and get out of the way, Hilaria.”

“Kibelle! How could you attack a member of your own squad like that?!”

Wait.

Wasn’t she just hit and sent flying?

Hilaria’s physique was truly superhuman. As if to prove she wasn’t worth 5.1 million Coins for nothing, she had caught a crack in the chain bridge—barely wide enough for half a finger—and was effortlessly supporting her own weight and that of her greatsword.

“Did you forget what Master Seridwen said? We’re being forced to follow the Rule. Don’t worry. I’ll take the crown to the Empire and distribute the rewards to the squad based on my earnings.”

“So you’re prioritizing that over squad loyalty?”

“And you? Were you planning on not fighting me if I was an Imperial soldier?”

Hilaria grinned as if her true intentions had been exposed.

“Of course I was going to fight. I’ll teach you what a real fight is, you little girl who just summons familiars from the back.”

“Hilaria. I’m sorry to say this, but we’re both girls. Can’t you fight like one? Stop spreading your legs and your mouth so vulgarly.”

Good. Hilaria was holding back the Empire’s main force!

But the Empire had another rising star, and she seemed to be a summoner.

There was a limit to what Hilaria could do alone. I had to go help her quickly.

Still, it was true that I, who’d had no breathing room at all, had finally gotten a moment to catch my breath.

In fact, it was the twin sisters, who had been on the verge of victory just by tying me down, who were now in a hurry.

“Kim Sang-hyeok. Let’s end this now!”

“We’re not holding back anymore!”

Fwoooosh…

Personality Excretion Breathing, First Form.

「Onahole Clone Martial Arts」

Don’t worry. You two only said you’d break my legs.

I’ll start off light!

Imagine not excreting them for real!

“Watch out for the invisible attack!”

Despite Cannika’s warning, the transparent Kushina tripped Sanvika.

“Ah!?”

I immediately slammed my fist into Sanvika’s stomach.

“Personality Excretion!!”

THWACK!

“Kkhk!?”

“Smash!”

Sanvika’s strength drained away, and she collapsed.

It was a perverted sight: a beautiful blonde girl, desperately clenching her ass to suppress the violent urge to excrete, not knowing what to do.

“What… What is this…? My body… I have no strength…”

“Vika!”

Cannika rushed in to save her sister. I dodged her spear and launched a pincer attack with Kushina.

By now, Cannika seemed to have figured out that the invisible attack was another clone.

She keenly sensed the shift in the air currents and simultaneously defended against both my and Kushina’s coordinated attacks.

That’s some incredible technique.

She wasn’t a rising star for nothing!

I mixed in shots from my Glock to distract her.

“Kkht!”

Cannika, judging that she couldn’t afford to take a bullet from the Glock, kept batting them away with her spear.

If it had been my un-enhanced Colt Python, she probably would have just tanked the hits.

But my Glock had been enhanced quite nicely, so she couldn’t completely ignore it.

I exchanged a look with Kushina, who was only semi-transparent to my eyes!

Seeing an opening, Kushina delivered a dropkick!

“Onahole Kick☆”

“Kuk!”

Struck in the back, Cannika staggered but swung her spear to regain her posture.

Was this a tactic she’d prepared for fighting multiple opponents?

It wasn’t easy to hit Cannika when she was swinging with such a wide attack range.

In the meantime, Sanvika was shaking herself off and getting back up.

She was drenched in a cold sweat, but she was ready for more.

I can’t drag this out any longer, either.

Even now, the immense firepower from Serena’s masterpiece, the 「Lotus Flower」, was shattering Hena’s umbrella-like Void Tiles like glass.

And…

This was no time for me to be worrying about the twin sisters’ human rights.

I had to take care of Sarika, who had taken a spear for me and collapsed.

I could see the worry on Sol’s face.

But she couldn’t move, because if the True Queen left my protection now, she’d just be a liability.

And no matter how desperate the situation, Isolde couldn’t join the battle unless the viewers sent donations.

I have to do it.

[★Ultimate Onahole Quest★]

At the most ridiculous timing, a familiar star shape, smeared with vulgar neon lights, flickered before my eyes.

[How about obtaining a pair of top-tier blonde twin sister onaholes—the older sister is chewy and the younger one sucks you right in!?]
[One merciless Personality Excretion and they’ll be delivered fresh to your inventory♡]
[Get~~♡ these twin onaholes, perfect for pussy-pounding creampie sessions whenever you’re bored!]

I was wondering why you hadn’t started your heroine pussy-centric marketing yet.

For you, En-chan, you held back for quite a while.

[Let’s carve the unforgettable taste of defeat onto the bodies of these insolent twin sisters!]

The onahole quest for the Student Council President was one I had just ignored.

But this time, it wasn’t a joke.

[Onahole Aptitude Judgment]

I quickly read the two’s onahole potential.

[Cannika]
[Conquest Difficulty – A None] [Onahole Aptitude: S-Rank]
[Virgin] [Underwear – Black thong, Nipple patches]
[Onahole Trait (★) – Though she is unaware of it, by utilizing her 「Elasticity」 talent, she can produce an excellent vaginal tightness that stretches well and clenches snugly♡
She will fully satisfy Master’s dick with unbearable stimulation♡♡]
[The older of the 2nd-year twin sisters. She combines her 「Elasticity」 talent with her spearmanship to display incredible close-quarters combat ability.
Thanks to her elasticity, she also possesses amazing durability, not easily yielding to blows. Her nickname is 「Nika」.]

[Sanvika]
[Conquest Difficulty – B None] [Onahole Aptitude: S+-Rank]
[Virgin] [Underwear – White panties with blue stripes]
[Onahole Trait (★) – Though she is unaware of it, by utilizing her 「Suction」 talent, she has the potential to become the ultimate life-draining pussy that can deliciously slurp and suck on a dick♡]
[The younger of the 2nd-year twin sisters. With her 「Suction」 talent, she can absorb the impact of attacks with her umbrella and return it, or even absorb magic, giving her potential that is rated higher than her sister’s. She can absorb
most impacts, but her defensive skills are not yet perfect, making her inexperienced. Her nickname is 「Vika」.]

…The older sister has a bouncy, elastic pussy.

The younger sister has a slurping suction pussy?

Who the hell came up with such lewd settings for these beautiful blonde twins?

They were twin sisters who seemed born to become my onaholes.

What’s more, they were both virgins, raw onahole gems who didn’t even know their talents could be applied to their pussies.

…I’m getting the urge to ‘collect’ them!!

[Awaken the twin sisters’ pussy talents with some perverted pussy pounding♡]

They’re not onaholes yet!

They’re people.

“You’ve both been hit once, right? That’s my final warning.”

The twin sisters flinched.

“You’ve heard about my talent, I’m sure. It’s 「Onahole Collector」. If I fight for real, I’ll have no choice but to turn you into onaholes.”

“Into onaholes…?”

“Turn us…?”

They tilted their heads, as if they didn’t understand what I was saying.

“You have the talent for it. If you lose to me, you’ll become sex toys. If you’re okay with that, then come at me.”

This was the absolute last line.

You’re not villains. At the very least, you didn’t attack me with the intent to kill.

I’ll give you the choice to remain heroines or become onaholes.

This is the final mercy of Onahole Man, Kim Sang-hyeok.

Cannika and Sanvika took their stances, standing back-to-back just as they had when we first met.

“We have no intention of giving up on the exchange event. Right, Vika?”

“Yeah! We’re invincible when we’re together, big sis. We came here to prove that.”

“Even if you become onaholes as a result?”

“You’re not giving up either, Kim Sang-hyeok, even though you could get seriously hurt fighting us! Isn’t that something we all risk?”

Sanvika smiled as she continued.

“Don’t worry!! Onahole? I don’t know what that is, but I won’t resent you even if you make me one! But that’s if you win!”

“His goal is to spend a night with us.”

…The older sister only understood the gist of it.

“If you beat us, we’ll at least go on a date with you!”

Sorry.

There’s no time to explain what an 「Onahole」 is.

You aren’t perverts, so you wouldn’t know. About what’s going to happen now.

“Onahole Collector Kim Sang-hyeok, we, the sisters, challenge you to a fight!”

“A battle with our honor on the line!”

The twin sisters charged!

Right now, I’m not even a righteous Onahole Man.

I’m the world’s worst villain, about to excrete these talented, cheerful, and beautiful 2nd-year classmates and turn them into onaholes.

「Personality Excretion Man」

“Kushina. Flash.”

Kushina emitted a burst of light in front of the twin sisters.

Since she was in her 「Concealed Onahole」 state, the twins were exposed to the Kushina-bang—Kushina plus flashbang—without any resistance.

And then.

“Personality Excretion Smash!!!”

A 100% Personality Excretion Smash slammed into Sanvika’s stomach.

“Nngooook!!”

WHAM!!

I hit her so hard her feet lifted slightly off the ground.

[Achievement Unlocked: 《Don’t Fuck With Me, You’re Just a Pussy》]
[Achievement Unlocked: 《Pussy, Disarmed》]

“Ugh, my eyes…!! Sanvika?! Sanvika!”

Before the older sister could even regain her sight, it was already over.

Sanvika, having taken my merciless, 140-strength Personality Excretion Smash straight to the gut, fell flat on her back. Her blue-striped panties bulged as she began to spew a beautiful, peridot-green jelly.

Blrrrk, blrrrrrrrk.

“Nngh… No… I can’t… I shouldn’t be pooping this…”

In her dazed state, Sanvika tried to stop the gush of Personality Jelly by clamping her hands over her own asshole.

Her umbrella had already been thrown aside. Her desperate gesture to block the Personality Jelly coming from her butt was futile as it continued to pour out.

Splat. Splurt splurt splurt.

“Hic… Hieung… Hnggg… No… I’m letting out something I shouldn’t…”

Splat… Splurt splurt splurt splurt splurt.

Sanvika curled into a ball, trying to hold back the jelly in the most defensive posture she could manage, but it kept leaking out from under her ass.

Sssshhhhhh.

She even lost control of her bladder in public.

Steam rose from where Sanvika lay, and the snow on the ground turned yellow.

Even as she tried to plug the leak with her hands, she ended up pissing all over the Personality Jelly she had just excreted.

It kept seeping through the gaps between her pathetic fingers.

“Kkht!”

Cannika kept her eyes shut, focusing all her senses.

She intended to stab me with her spear the moment I came at her from any direction.

I aimed the Benelli at Cannika.

…Ah, remember this.

In 「Onahole Academy」, the third rubber bullet fired by Kim Sang-hyeok…

…becomes the cruelest Moonlight Excretion Bullet!

BANG!!

The Moonlight Rubber Bullet, scattering blue light as it flew, slammed into the blinded Cannika’s stomach.

My finisher, the Personality Excretion Series.

「Personality Excretion Moonlight」

A Moonlight Bullet that guarantees excretion on impact.

It would have been the same even if I’d shot a BB gun.

“Hikeung!!”

Cannika dropped her spear and rolled around on the ground.

Fortunately, she didn’t shoot off like a rocket propelled by her gushing jelly, but she did end up upside down, ass in the air, spewing jelly uncontrollably.

Blurble blurble blurble.

“Ah, ahh? Huh? Ngh? Oh? Oh?”

It seemed she had no idea what was happening.

Perhaps she’d gotten a concussion from the impact, because she just repeated short moans with her eyes rolled back as she excreted.

Even to me, it was a terrifying power.

Blurble blurble blurble. Blurb blurb blurb bluuuurb!

“Hng? Surrender? I surrender… Stop… My sister. Don’t do this to my sister… Oh… Oook…”

“Your sister went first.”

“No, that can’t… Hi, hiih, I’m letting it out… I’m letting it out… O-ooh? Me? I’m letting out something I shouldn’t… Help… Helb meee…”

Wiggling her ass was the best resistance she could offer.

Blrrrrrrrrrt! Blrrrrrr!

Just like her sister, Cannika produced a generous pile of jewel-like green jelly on top of her ass.

The work of ‘Onahole Man’ would normally conclude by sticking a student ID or some other form of identification into the pile, but…

I didn’t have time for that now.

“You done getting it all out?”

I placed my foot on Cannika’s ass and used Personality Excretion.

BLUUUURB!!

“Nng, nngiiik!!”

“That’s right, that’s right. Let it all out.”

Even a slight touch made it erupt like a volcano.

After helping Cannika excrete all of her jelly, I whispered quietly.

“Become an onahole.”

Ping!!

[★Onahole Quest★ Complete!]
[Collection – The Blonde Twins’ Pleasurable Holes♡]
[Experience has increased.]
[You have leveled up.]
[You have leveled up.]
[You have leveled…]
[En-chan’s Approval Stacks increased by 2.]
[Formidable Enemy Elimination Pt +35]
[You’re the Protagonist Pt +25]
[Astonishing Play Pt +45]

After turning the blonde twin sisters’ Personality Jellies into onaholes, I stored them in my inventory.

I then lifted their incapacitated bodies and shoved them into the onahole inventory.

“Looks like I have successors, Master?”

“Don’t get ahead of yourself.”

“Okay~!”

The exchange event continues.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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