Chapter 96: If you treat me well on the outside, then my feelings don’t matter, right?
by Afuhfuihgs“Should I show you? You fools. Who would believe it if I said 1,000 won was a billion won?”
I put the mask strap I had taken off my ear back on.
[It’s not subtracting 0, it’s subtracting 000000]
[Ah, they didn’t fall for it]
[Damn]
[??? Am I the only one who thought it was really a billion won?]
[I don’t have a billion, just show us!]
[‘Do it’]
[Show us!]
[You sly thing]
[Stop with the eye smiles! You fox!]
[I was so excited I almost had a heart attack]
[Isn’t she a state-of-the-art 3D model?? There’s no way a real person could look like that]
[Jeon Jeonseol is dead lol. I set it as my phone background now. What does this mean? It means you can never escape my hand for the rest of my life]
[Jeon. Sa. (Jeon Jeonseol, I love you)]
[Oh oh, the broth is getting thicker]
[I allow you to marry Kim Jeong-min from Gwangmyeong City, Gyeonggi Province!]
[Prospective Son-in-Law donated 1,000 won.]
– “I just went to the living room and brought my mother, then introduced this woman as my daughter-in-law. She was so happy she cried.”
“I think she cried for a different reason.”
[FLEX donated 2,000 won.]
– “Let’s raise the donation price. Too many 1,000 won punches are making me dizzy.”
[What’s different about 2,000 won lol]
[FLEX is awesome]
[2,000 won is twice as much as 1,000 won?]
[Seriously, is 100 million won the same as 200 million won lol]
[1,000 won and 2,000 won seem similar…]
“I’ve been so busy playing games that I haven’t been able to read the chat properly. Today is a communication broadcast.”
[Let’s communicate~]
[Communication X Simmering Broth O]
[Wow, this person revealed their face and they’re really pretty]
[Even looking at it through the monitor makes me feel so good, what would it feel like to have that face when you look in the mirror?]
I felt a sense of security, like an animal in a zoo.
What kind of bullsh*t is that?
If there’s a fence and a glass wall, those people can’t attack me, right?
Compared to that, reality is…
I feel like a gazelle among a group of angry lions.
I don’t know what kind of unpredictable behavior the other person will do, so I feel anxious.
Long live the safe internet world.
Reality is dangerous! Outside the house is dangerous!
[ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won.]
– “Be honest, you bought that face, didn’t you? I can never believe that Jeon Jeonseol, a homebody, gamer, and anime otaku, looks like that. You must have bought it somewhere with money.”
“Oh my, I’ve been caught. I actually bought it at Dongdaemun Market for 50,000 won.”
[Is this a Dongdaemun Market viral ad?]
[Seriously??]
[I’m running to Dongdaemun right now to buy a girlfriend lol. Just wait lol]
[Help Me donated 1,000 won.]
– “My younger sister is sick. Please take off your mask. My sister who has an incurable disease will be cured if she sees Jeonseol’s face.”
[Those who think it’s right to take it off for her sister, thumbs up lol]
[His heart for his younger sister is so great, should we help him?]
[I was already cured just by watching the mask cam? If you weren’t cured with the mask cam, you lack faith]
[Stop with the repetitive jokes, you losers. Just watch what she shows]
[A knife-wielding robber said he’ll kill me if Jeonseol doesn’t take off her mask. Please save me ㅠㅠ]
[Enough donated 50,000 won.]
– “Do it moderately. If the mask cam gets confiscated too, you’re dead and I’m dead. You should be grateful for what she’s shown. If you do this, they ask for that, if you do that, they ask for this too. Do you own her face? The repetitive jokes are really bad.”
“Ahahaha, thanks for the shield. But let’s use a little more gentle language! Don’t fight! Aren’t you busy just looking at my face? Do you have time to fight? It’s a limited edition showing only today?”
[ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won.]
– “Yeah, I already recorded it~ I’ll just watch it 5 million times~”
“You’d have to develop immortality technology to watch it that many times, wouldn’t you?”
[Marry Me donated 10,000 won.]
– “Unnie, you lose your memory when you see something too pretty. Unnie, you lose your memory when you see something too pretty. Unnie, you lose your memory when you see something too pretty. Unnie, you lose your memory when you see something too pretty. Unnie, you lose your memory when you see something too pretty. Unnie, you lose your memory when you see something too pretty.”
“Thank you for the compliment. I’m used to hearing it, though. Just kidding!”
[Damn, it’s an undeniable truth even if it’s annoying]
[So how many boyfriends have you had so far?]
[Jeonseol… my horns hurt…]
[This is definitely a face that can’t be a solo ㅠㅠ]
[Ah, the unicorn squad is disbanded today]
“I don’t have any dating experience.”
[Liar]
[Unicorn squad revives like a dog!]
[Don’t lie]
[It’s possible if you only play games and stay home all the time]
“What if I’ve been confessed to over a hundred times, but never dated?”
[Gasp!]
[An absolutely impenetrable shield ㄷㄷ]
[She’s a virgin!] – Deleted message.
[Oh oh, the broth is getting too thick]
[Why is she suddenly like this? Did she eat something wrong?]
[What’s with the aggressive solo appeal lol]
[Ha, I’ll pretend to believe it even though I know it’s a lie, b*tch]
Of course, not everyone said nice things.
Some guys kept making up rumors or flipping out about breasts.
But I cut off those donations before they even appeared on the screen.
It would have been impossible if it was a broadcast where I was playing games as usual.
Today is just a communication broadcast where I replay famous scenes and talk.
I used my superhuman-level physique to block all the malicious donations in advance.
Thanks for the 1,000 won. Yeah, I’m not angry at all.
What else can you do to me other than give me money?
This is kind of fun.
I’m getting more and more excited.
It’s like a whack-a-mole game, so it’s very fun.
[ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won.]
– “Jeon Jeonseol is a real legend. Why does she live up to her name so well? Her gaming skills are legendary, her face is legendary, damn it, is it okay for such a perfect person to exist!!!!!”
[Jeonseol-chan is the best!]
[I hereby appoint you as my oshi from today!]
The chats from the otakus are the easiest to read.
It’s like I’ve come to my heart’s home, it gives me such a sense of stability.
It would be so easy to broadcast if I only had these cute friends.
‘Even though it’s actually very hard, and I keep thinking it’s fu*ked up all the time.’
I have to lie.
I decided to make it a job, so yeah.
They said that a streamer is a job where you have to smile no matter how sad you are.
No one would want to watch a broadcast from someone who’s always angry and depressed.
“I don’t think I’ve ever said this properly before. Thank you for always watching my broadcasts. Seriously, I live to see you guys these days.”
[What is this, an awards ceremony speech lol]
[Congrats) Congratulations on Jeon Jeonseol’s No. 1 ranking]
[I dedicate this honor to the hair salon director]
[Wow… my head just got smashed]
[Jeon Jeonseol! Jeon Jeonseol! Jeon Jeonseol! Jeon Jeonseol!]
[Thanks everyone!]
[She is korean!]
[Why is it suddenly a -wan- atmosphere]
[You’re still maintaining 8 hours of broadcasting a day even though you hit No. 1, right??]
[I’ll sh*t my pants if it’s a long-term break build-up!]
“What long-term break? I’m turning on the broadcast tomorrow too, so don’t worry. Should we watch the next video? Oh? We’ve already seen them all?”
It’s not already, it’s that I’ve been broadcasting for a really long time?
[Make the editor work!]
[Isn’t it a killer schedule to upload 3 times a week?]
[There’s no way there’s only one editor lol]
[Editor-nim’s health is important too, but please take care of the videos first ㅠㅠ]
[But the editor is a guy, right? He must have seen Jeonseol’s face in advance?]
[I’m suddenly angry? As angry as uploading 6 videos a week]
“Oh, we still only have one editor.”
After increasing the broadcast to 8 hours a day, the editor said that it would be good to hire additional editors because there were too many video sources.
I told him to take it slow even if it was a little delayed, but it seems like he forced himself to digest that amount.
How many hours a day did this person work…?
[Crazy b*tch lol. Broadcasting 40 hours a week with one editor?]
[You followed this schedule alone???]
[God of working from home]
[You need to take care of your health]
“You worked hard, so I’ll give you a bonus!”
[The Great Jeonseol]
[The boss is crazy]
[She decides so coolly lol]
[???: I have a lot of money]
“And I’ll give you a vacation too.”
[Oh oh, you can’t have a vacation]
[Then who will edit?]
[The videos have to keep being uploaded]
“No, are you guys seriously watching the edited versions while watching the live broadcast?”
How much do you guys love me?
You guys are a little scary.
[Get out, you spies who aren’t raising the YouTube views]
[Let’s leave only the loyal subjects]
[Seriously lol]
The mask strap kept pressing on my ear, so it felt a little uncomfortable.
So I put my hand on the strap and tried to pull it back to fix the mask.
Suddenly, the strap snapped.
“!?!?!?”
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